#honestly i get so sad/mad when people complain about hunk and food

[familyofpaladins]

Future Voltron episode

Imagine a future episode, maybe next season maybe even later (the later in the series the better honestly).

It starts off with them on some planet, maybe they just saved it or are just kinda visiting it, and just kind of wandering around with the locals.

one of the paladins notices a shady looking dude just kinda lurking in the crowd

a local tells them that he is a notorious bounty hunter

so the paladins keep an eye on him

suddenly no one has eyes on him and they can’t get a hold of Hunk

they finally see the bounty hunter dragging Hunk aboard his ship and taking off

they all run back to the castle and their lions to follow him

the team is mad as hell btw. how dare this bounty hunter try and take a member of voltron

unfortunately the bounty hunter’s ship is really fast and even the red lion is having trouble keeping up, but is just about to reach the ship--

they get a distress call from a nearby planet that needs Voltron IMMEDIATELY 

paladins are all like : WHAT?! NO WE HAVE TO GET HUNK FIRST

Keith: I’ve almost got him!!

ship gets a sudden boast in speed and dissapears behind a planet

Lance: Hunk!! We gotta get Hunk!!

Pidge: Yeah!! We can’t even FORM Voltron without Hunk, we need to go get him!!

Allura tells them they need to help the innocent, and it’s only one galra ship

lot’s of arguing ensues

Shiro(yes shiro is back at this point, i fully believe he comes back): Alright!! Let’s take out this ship and then go after Hunk. Arguing isn’t going to help anyone!

They defeat the ship (with difficulty because hunk isn’t there), but the planet needs help reconstructing their homes and ships

Paladins explain that Hunk would be a great help with that but they need to go get him first and they’ll be back 

aliens are kinda miffed but understand them leaving

The team goes back out and checks a couple planets to see if anyone saw the bounty hunter or Hunk if they needed to get fuel

Finally someone is like “oh yeah, I saw that guy(the bounty hunter)! He’s sitting right over there.”

Paladins jump on him before he can get away

“WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HUNK?!?!”

“GAH!! What are you talking about? What’s a Hunk??”

“He’s the yellow Paladin of Voltron! Now what did you do with him?! If you hurt him-”

“Wait you mean that guy that kept crying and spilling his stomach contents all over my ship-” (Pidge: Yep, that’s Hunk) “- I didn’t hurt him I swear!! I just turned him over for the bounty-”

“What bounty??”

“There was a poster that had your friend on it with a reward of 10,000 GAC, wanted him unharmed brought to a certain location! If I had known he was a paladin of Voltron- I never would have messed with him! I swear!! I don’t deal with any big fish, I just go after small targets that probably won’t give me much trouble. You and your friend were starting to be too much trouble but then you guys suddenly weren’t behind me...”

“Where is Hunk now!?!? Take us to him!!”

Dude complies because he did not sign up for this

He ends up taking them to--

“The space mall??”

Why are we at the space mall??

Who exactly did you give Hunk to??

BH: I never got his name, but he was Galra... I don’t know anything besides that!

Oh. Do you guys think- Could it have been the mall cop?

Quiznak. If he finds out that we’re more than just “space pirates” and are the paladins of voltron, and decides to hand over Hunk-

We’ll get him back. That’s for sure.

So they charge into the space mall, go straight for Varkon’s office, back him into a corner and are like WHERE. IS. HE.

Varkon, in all his hillarious glory, goes “hah! I got you now pirates! I may not be able to get my hands on your other friend but I do have you!”

(he does not have them in any way shape or form but anyway)

“Wait, what do you mean, you can’t get our friend?”

Varkon points to security cam feed on wall

Paladins all look at the wall, and there faces go from I’m-going-to-hurt-you-if-you-don’t-tell-us-where-our-friend-is to are-you-kidding-me disbelief

Scene cuts to Hunk causually dishing out food from Vrepit Sal’s Sustenance.

There is a GIANT crowd around it because, yay! the good chef is back!!

Hunk was super freaked out at first with the whole kidnapping thing, and really freaked out when it looked like the team wasn’t coming after him anymore, but he calmed down some when it was Sal that took custody of him

So he’s handing out food like no tomorrow and wondering if/when (of course they are coming for me. They wouldn’t leave me behind right?) the team is coming to get him, and if he should try making a break for it or not, again there is a giant crowd and he’s not sure if they’ll let him leave

 They crowd is cheering and shouting at him

We love your food!!

This Klicnar dish is amazing!

#1 chef!!

This is amazing!!

You’re my best friend!

Best food in the universe!

Wait, what was that second to last one??

You’re the best mechanical engineer I know!! And the only one who understands what I’m talking about most of the time!

Most friendly paladin of all!

Our friend!

Our brother.

Hunk is trying to find these voices in the crowd, and then suddenly the paladins and Allura and Coran are right there in front of him smiling and saying all the things they love about Hunk and how they need him and would never leave him behind.

And then they all go back home

So bascially Sal put out a reward for Hunk to be brought back to him, so Hunk could be his chef again. Hunk is kidnapped and the team is chasing after him afraid he’s been taken by someone who is going to turn him over to the Galra empire. And it’s only at the end of the episode that we find out that it was just Sal. 

(Based upon the fact that the last we see sal in the space mall he says something along the lines of “I want him (Hunk) back at Vrepit Sal’s no matter what!!” i don’t think that last part is correct, but i can’t remember the actual line...) so the further into the show the more random and unexpected it will be.

Bonus:

The crowd almost stops the paladins from taking Hunk back, because they love his food and don’t want him to leave. Hunk kindly explains that he has duties as a paladin of Voltron that need to be done first. Then he goes on to say that maybe he’ll come back after they take down the Galra Empire.

The whole crowd right then and there decides to help take down the empire so that Hunk can come back and cook delicious food.

And that’s how the entire Galra empire was defeated because of Hunk’s food/cooking.

His food will save the universe!!!