#honestly at this point call that movie p*rn with a side of plot
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theres no reason i shuld see a man’s balls on screen
#bad movie. unbearably long#cant wait to talk smack abt it with a bunch of movie nerd dudes tm with extremely well crafted arguments i built in the shower#n many references to other movies that boost my cred to ensure they cant say i just cant get it out of lack of culture or bc it wasnt#my type of movie#unnecessarily edgy n stupid n cheesy in its fake deepness#too many sex scenes that weren't good#EXCEPT for that hole pov just cuz im wondering how they did#srsly for a movie that's tryin to be so deep kinda sad that my only questioning after finishing it like the only Meditation of it#is 'was hole pov cg or did they make an endoscopy sized macro cam for this' and if its the later then my post statement becomes#'there's no reason i shuld be seein a man's dickhead in a closeup shot in a movie'#honestly at this point call that movie p*rn with a side of plot#boring plot#dont come ask me anything abt it trashtalkin it yet ill tell u in abt 5 showers that's when the essay will be ready#sound design was still nice tho#the rest was fghjghdff the rest was shit#aside from like what a few things rly#gonna count hole pov as a good part simply bc id meet the director to call him a freak and then ask how he made it#n when he answers then i kill him for subjecting me to such shit movie
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