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knightdykes · 7 days
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hrg
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emerdoodls · 4 months
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can someone PLEASE tell me what executive dysfunction feels like so i can figure out if that's happening to me or if i'm just being lazy and gaslighting myself into thinking im maybe not being lazy
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cashewbenoit · 8 months
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forcing myself to finish the homework that's due tonight before i gif the 0.5 seconds of max sightings from the blueprint video... this is a level of self control i was not aware i possessed
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butchlifeguard · 8 months
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diversity loss. someone that i find so so so fucking annoying is also taking asl 3 next year
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carryingthebanner · 2 years
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One thing about me: I’m going to find a way to incorporate theatre into everything I do
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oH GOD I MIGHT GET MY STUDENT TEACHING PLACEMENT TODAY I FEEL SICK I AM SO EXCITED I AM TERRIFIED AHHHHHHHHH
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wabblebees · 2 years
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assigning me homework is cruel and unusual, actually
#my brain is fucked. literally why are u making me do this shit. its fucking ridiculous#complain complain whine complain#whine whine bitch moan complain whine#scream. tear hair out. consider running away to the mountains#realise im already in the mountains and i still have to do this shit#grrrRRAAAGH.#the assignment is to read 30 pages of our textbook and take notes in an Atrocious & Exceedingly Specific Format that my brain DOES NOT LIKE#it does not FUCKING COMPUTE. and its making me so frustrated that i cant even READ anymore#after exactly One Hour of reading my entire brain went NOPE WE'RE DONE HERE and now its been TWO hours#the whole point is so we have a ~reference book~ to look back at in the future when it may be relevant! but what that Actually means is#YOUR HOMEWORK IS TO REWRITE THE TEXTBOOKAND MAKE YOUR OWN ✨️EMOTIONAL CONNECTIONS✨️ TO THE TOPICS COVERED#sir. if i told u the ✨️emotional connections✨️ i am making to this textbook#my mother would tackle me to wash my mouth out with soap. ''respectfully.''#the professor (derogatory)((<-the guy teaching isnt even technically a professor)) didnt even make up this assignment or the curriculum#he just got the job bc all of the other ACTUAL department faculty refused. bc this sucks ass.#he talks FOREVER abt some tangent & THEN is like 'hm. so we dont have time for the things i planned to do in class today. what do we do.'#WHY SHOULD WE KNOW. THATS YOUR JOB#and i like him (sort of.)((i at least want to be decent to him yanno?)) but this is fucking insane. i hate it here#id be so on board to read this textbook and learn this shit if i didnt have to take those GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING NASTY-ASS NOTES. FUCK.#this shit is legitimately so interesting to me!! but knowing i have to do ALL THAT??#makes my brain book it out the back of my skull like a fucking looney-toons skit. makes it go kablooey. leaves no trace but a dust cloud#thinking abt this assignment has been making my attention span so skittery that i havent been able to work on my OTHER homework Either#ugh. whatever#ill get over it & finish eventually. i just. the textbook is ALREADY oversimplifying so much#so im sitting here highlighting nearly fucking EVERYTHING. and then cant figure out what to actually take down as nOtEs#30 pages. of which im supposed to distill ''the 4-5 most important pieces of information from each page''#meaning my shit in ~column a~ should have. AT L E A S T. 120 FUCKING BULLET POINTS???#and THEN. im supposed to put an equivalent amount of ✨️personal connections✨️ in ~column FUCKING b~#fuck me ig. fuck.#bee speaks
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vaugarde · 1 year
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man i do not feel like doing my final project for my animal literature class and the reason why makes me feel like a bad person
#so i took this class thinking it was going to be a mix of like animal symbolism and animal rights#as well as how people end up doing animal xenofiction which do or dont play on animal tropes and where they come from#which is interesting to me#but there was only that last thing in like the first thing we read and in some lecture related homework#and pretty much everything else is about whether or not this portrayal of an animal is cruelty for not putting it on the same level#as a person#and ngl a lot of the stuff just sounds like a reach to me like one was like#''omg this man doesnt REALLY care. he FAILS at his analysis of his cat that saw him naked bc he thinks abt what the cat thinks abt clothes#but he doesnt consider how it would LOGICALLY feel he only cares abt HIMSELF''#and professor also kinda lowkey implied the college students were being derogatory in what we named the campus cat#(literally like a goofy food name bc apparently we dont respect it?)#anyways usually our finals are like ''pick anything we've discussed and narrow down into a thesis''#but she wants us to ONLY have our papers be about animal cruelty and if like idk the lion king is ethical or not#and i was like ''eh i can do pokemon maybe bc that has interesting things to say about animal and human relations sometimes''#but her response was like ''ok but how SHOULD we treat animals in that context tho. are they saying animals have to fight? thats weirdddd''#''are they like saying the creator wants animals to beat each other up are they saying animals inherently hate and fight each other and need#humans to survive? thats kinda weird????'' and im just like. ok the series literally does go into that and its a video game but ok#echoed voice#and i wanna do my final abt symbolism and such in shows that i like but she keeps nitpicking them#and its like she doesnt even want a NEGATIVE portrayal for us to explain why its bad at conveying its message#bc i was like ''hey livestock is used as a dehumanizing thing here and also says something abt how cruel meat factories can be how abt that'#and she was like ''um but if its used to be dehumanizing then theyre implying its bad to compare humans to animals and thats not fair to#to animals''#like i SORTA see where shes coming from but it feels more exhausting than anything
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forza-hamilton · 1 month
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“I don’t publicly post hate on drives just because I don’t like them.” That’s because your boring, now can you step aside I’m looking for the fun bitches
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mooorgan-ish · 3 months
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am i constantly on the verge of blocking the gr*an tag? yes. yes im a hater but some of you are annoying
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two-factor authentication (derogatory)
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ollie-jpg · 2 years
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cracks my knuckles i just finished my essay and i dont think i have any other homework
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urno1luv · 7 months
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tw: stepcest, smut obv, pussy eating + slapping + fingering, implicit manipulation
sooo... stepmom!giselle.... yeah-
she'd be so loving, helping you when you're stressed. her hands caressing your shoulders, calming you down when you're angry or annoyed at something.
you always go to her for support, droning on about how your teachers set you too much homework, and she'd pull you in, deliberately pushing your head between her clothed tits.
"aww, d'ya think there's anything i can do to make you feel better?" giselle would ask, pouting when you huff in frustration. she sits you down beside her, making you rest your head on her chest.
"no, i jus wanna sleep." she nods, biting her bottom lip when she feels the vibrations of your voice on her nipples, which were slowly hardening.
her hands find themselves in between your thighs, softly kneading your soft and plush legs. her fingers brush against your clothed cunt, and you sleepily gasp, pushing her hands away weakly.
"not now mommy, i'm tired," you whisper, clenching your thighs together. she giggles, and kisses the top of your head.
"sweetie, this is gonna make you feel so relaxed. don't you trust mommy?" she replies, in a sultry tone. you nod quickly, pleasing her in an instant.
"of course you do, you're all mine, anyway." your clit throbs when you see her possessive attitude. you let her hands cup your covered mound, breathing heavily in anticipation.
"be a good girl for mommy, won't you? take that skirt off. we wouldn't wanna ruin it now, right angel?" your mind goes fuzzy, her commanding voice sending shivers down your spine.
you do as she asks, and sit on her lap. almost immediately, giselle sticks her fingers in your mouth, and you obediently wet them, sucking lewdly on them.
"what did i do in my past life, to deserve you... my own slut." she pulls her fingers out of your mouth, a string of saliva connecting the two of you.
her loving yet derogatory words makes your pussy clench on air, leaking fluids, which giselle's sharp eyes see, ofc.
smirking, she makes your body face the other direction, your back resting on her soft chest. she spreads your legs out, then brings her hand down, slapping your pussy.
"mmh... mommy?" you question her, quivering when you feel that same hand start rubbing your cunt. "shhh... i know what i'm doing..." she effectively keeps you quiet, bringing her fingers to her mouth, tasting your sweet juices coating her hand.
she moans when your liquids touch her tongue, getting wet. "honey... you taste sweeter than honey..." giselle murmurs, her fingers returning to your dripping entrance.
she slowly pushes them into you, your pussy tightening on her, your gummy walls sucking her in. moaning lowly, you lean your head back to rest on her shoulder.
"mommy... fuck..." you force out your words, mind already going blank. she notices, and begins to thrust in and out, your walls closing down on her.
"let go sweetheart, i know you had a bad day, i won't deny you anything..." she says, her soft, motherly tone almost sending you to sleep, till you feel her fingers moving faster, and you feel your high coming.
whimpering, your hips buckle upwards, and your moans come out faster, signalling giselle. she pulls her fingers out, and pushes you off her lap.
"wha...?" you look up at her, as she gets up and sits on the floor before you.you piece two and two together, surprisingly, and spread your legs further.
your stepmom's mouth latches on to your clit, and you rut against her face, quickly regaining the path to your suddenly-interrupted orgasm from earlier.
her fingers re-enter your pussy, at a quick pace. her hot, slithering tongue licking up and down, suckling on your bundle of nerves.
you whine and lock your thighs around giselle's head, shaking silently as your whole body trembling in pleasure, your orgasm racking from head to toe. "see, my beloved? that felt good didn't it?"
your stepmom carries you to her bedroom, tucking you in. you tiredly pull her in, causing her to laugh warmly. "you still have energy?" you mumble something inaudible, and she smiles lovingly down at you.
"mommy always knows what's best for you, princess."
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a/n: i'm not that good at writing smut, pls excuse me if it sounds weird🙏 also i didn't proofread so sorry if there are mistakes. this was inspired by the amount of step smth giselle content, and i decided to also do that + also requests are open!
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oceansblvds · 10 months
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I SENT THE ASK ABT TEACHER CORYO IM BEGGING YOU TO WRITE TA/PROFESSOR SNOW 😝
OKOKOK IM GONNA WRITE SOME HEADCANONS BUT I MIGHT HONESTLY EXPAND THIS INTO A FULL FIC BC im a whore!
warning(s): nsfw, obsessive behavior, lowkey an abuse of power
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coriolanus, almost out of university, was selected to teach a higher level math class on the account of dr. gaul saying he needed a little bit more experience with teaching and leadership if he was to be head gamemaker. so, he was a TA, teaching under a professor but was basically given full rein with the class, as the professor seemed to focus more on research than teaching the class. the second he was in the lecture discussion, he saw you walk in. you were a junior, just a year under him in university and god were you beautiful. almost mouth wateringly so. it made him sick in the head at how pretty you were.
and gods above, you were smart, almost as smart as he was (though he wouldn't ever admit that) and it was clear that you liked him. you always smiled when he complimented your high scores on tests and quizzes, and would read the notes that he put in the margins of your essays with a glimmer in your eyes. he needed to talk to you, needed to be closer to you, and the only way that he could think of was to give you slightly lower marks on your essays and homeworks. never on a test, he would never want to drop your grade low enough for it to be concerning, but he did wait for you to stumble into his office hours. and you did. you asked him how you could do better on the material, and he told you that he'd help you.
he didn't have an office, only a classroom that he was lent during his office hours in the top floor of the math building. it was there that you would meet him, every tuesday and thursday, to go over problems. he liked the way that your lip would be bitten in between your teeth when you were looking at a particularly hard problem, or when you would look at him with your big doe eyes when you asked him for help. and whenever you asked him for help, he would lean closer, and explain it to you.
one day, he finally got the courage to make a move. you asked him for help and he placed his hand on your thigh, as if he was using it to keep himself steady as he leaned over. but instead of watching him explain on the paper, you kept your attention on his face. and then he pushed his hand further up your thigh, under your skirt, and you didn't stop him. your hand came to his and you pushed it up until it was cupping your pussy. he fingered you right then and there, hoping beyond hoping that no one else would walk into his office hours for help. the two of you made out while he fingered you, going as far as to press three fingers into you, with a squelching sound, your moans echoing through the room softly.
that became somewhat of a normal thing. you two always met during his office hours, until you decided to go to his home one day for some extra tutoring. it ended with you in his large bed with your legs spread, while he put his fingers in your mouth as he fucked you with such fervor that you were sure you were going to break.
sometimes when he was grading papers, you would slink under his desk and pull his cock out, spitting on the tip and bobbing your head up and down until he gave you the attention you wanted. he always fantasized about you doing this when he was teaching another class, with you working him with your mouth as he sat on his desk and no one else knew the wiser. he would have to try that with you one day.
lots of words like how dirty you were for sleeping with your teacher. "you're such a needy thing, aren't you?" "show me how good you've gotten" when you were riding him. "you probably fantasize about my cock in class, don't you?" it was all so derogatory. and other times he would praise you. he would tell you how smart and beautiful you were. he would let you cum when you got a problem right while he sat under the desk, eating you out. when you got a problem wrong, he would stop, and no amount of begging would get him to continue unless you continued your work.
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thatsatricky1 · 7 days
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𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐛𝐢𝐞 | Lee Jeno Smau
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𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: Lee Jeno x F Reader.
𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: Angst?, Cursing, Suggestive, more to be added lol.
𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐬: University au, spin on fight club au, social media au; smau, maybe written parts too, probs some angst, fluff.
𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 0 rn.
𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐍𝐞𝐨 𝐓𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐬:
1. Only grades acceptable are B+ and above.
2. Negative and derogatory wording about Neo is strictly forbidden.
3. Uniforms must be worn exactly as shown in the uniform guide with no alterations.
4. Tardiness won’t be tolerated, there is no excuse for being late.
5. No Female and Male contact is permitted, only during contact sports or circus in circumstances with granted permission.
6. All homework, assignments, projects and school activities must be completed by the set timeline and are compulsory.
7. No outside help is allowed, this includes outside tutors and Ai programs, on campus tutors will be provided with a fee.
If these rules are not upheld, there will be strict consequences such as suspension and/or expulsion. One or more rules could lead to an immediate expulsion if decided by the faculty.
These are the strict guidelines Neo university students must follow without question or backlash through their years at Neo Technology. Failure to comply with said guidelines never ends peacefully. Many students end up leaving Neo Technology in their earlier years in their majors and courses due to Burn out or expulsions.
Those who manage to go through to graduation in their majors/degrees are always guaranteed a good future, having this university campus on one's resume/Cv is an automatic ticket into high end jobs. Previously graduated students have been seen working in higher up positions in multiple different areas. There hasn’t been a recorded failure on Neo Technologies graduated classes so far.
Many students fill out the same requirements that go to Neo Technology, Wealthy family backgrounds, academically well adjusted and above average in multiple areas shown through their previous education and lastly well connected individuals with higher up contacts. With one outlier.
The one student with a scholarship that is picked out every year. AKA the charity case to make the university look fair. However this scholarship is given to a first year, every year in all majors, whether they make it through to graduation is their own hardship. Those who drop or or get expelled will be replaced with a new student in that year they dropped out.
Due to unseen and unfortunate events a scholarship student in their graduation year passed away from ‘natural’ causes, meaning a new scholarship student would be taking their place in the graduating class of 2024 in the business major area and courses.
Many outsiders condemn Neo Technology for their strict ruling and how faintly it seemed to act more like a high school then university due to its strict regulations rather than the relaxed ruling one mostly knows from being a university student on campus. However words and thoughts do nothing to change how Neo Technology continues to move forward with its education agenda.
𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐛:
1. You don’t talk about Fight Club.
2. You do NOT talk about Fight club.
3. If someone says “Stop” or goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
4. Only two people, to a fight.
5. No Shirts, No shoes.
6. Fights will go on as long as they have to.
7. If this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.
Those were the rules, you don’t follow them you’re out and that doesn’t just mean a simple blacklisting. Fight Club was built from the ground up by people in their 40’s trying to have some excitement brought back into their mundane lives. Though of course as time progressed the younger generations started pouring in to the point the average ages seen in Fight Club were now no longer 40’s but between 20’s-40’s.
If you happen to be an unfortunate soul who wanders into Fight Club, there’s no point in saying be prepared because no newbie is. It doesn’t matter if it's your first and last day there. Rule number Seven always happens. If it’s your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight. It’s not a choice, it's a must.
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Profiles 1 | Profiles 2 | Extra
1. All men = 🚩
More chapters to come…
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𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭: (Comment,message or submit a request to be added to this taglist.)
Oml first smau finally being done 👀 took me forever to decide to actually do it lol, let’s hope this will actually be good 😭 (constructive feedback is always appreciated so if you have any memo’s or notes feel free to tell me!)
Also a little sneak peak into the boys in this one here you go:
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