#homestuck let lesbians be happy challenge

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The scourge sisters deserve to be happy please god let them be happy

[thelezzer]

I posted 7,241 times in 2022

That's 3,718 more posts than 2021!

80 posts created (1%)

7,161 posts reblogged (99%)

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I tagged 1,086 of my posts in 2022

#kenobi spoilers - 45 posts

#moon knight spoilers - 34 posts

#moon knight - 32 posts

#goncharov - 22 posts

#me - 16 posts

#unreality - 11 posts

#fave - 11 posts

#prev tags - 10 posts

#saved - 7 posts

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Longest Tag: 116 characters

#and people are saying he shouldnt have dome it because its toxic alpha masculinity to stand up for your wife i guess

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

ok i finally watched goncharov and i have THOUGHTS

i. was not prepared for the beer bottle scene. i see why y'all are being so vague that was........an experience.

clocks this clocks that yeah but THE POCKETWATCH specifically. first of all it's gorgeous but second of all: goncharov keeping it in his left breast pocket, right over his heart. the combination of it being a gift from andrey (🏳️‍🌈) and also serving as a symbol for how aware goncharov is that he is running out of time. it's close to the chest, ticking away.

i also love how the clocktowers just loom overhead and clocks will be framed juuust right in the background to draw attention to them. i am a cinematography bitch and i love attention to detail so this whole movie was just [chefs kiss]

SOFIA AND KATYA MY LOVES!!!!! holy shit i was so happy to see that the fandom representation of them wasn't overblown, it's just Actually That Gay. the way sofia looks at katya is 💓. the way that you can practically SEE katya's heart skip a beat, like she gasps a little when sofia touches her arm in the market.

i need to see couples cosplays btw...don't let me down

anyways YES it is as good as people are making it out to be YES you should watch it if you're on the fence. love how this site gets me interested in such niche stuff!!

124 notes - Posted November 21, 2022

#4

staff start banning terfs challenge

126 notes - Posted June 1, 2022

#3

emerald from nope is the EXACT kind of lgbt+ rep i want to see more of. she was just casually gay. just a person who is gay. no hem-and-haw about "👉👈 well,,, i like girls,,," no coming out scene, no hints at tension with others regarding her identity, she's just gay and that's all there is to say on the matter. there are aliens outside this is not that important. and the casually gay costuming was fucking amazing. like yeah that's how a lot of lesbians dress. i just loved it sm.

131 notes - Posted August 31, 2022

#2

170 notes - Posted June 7, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

homestuck kid car headcanons

this is random but i am bored

jade: green 1995 ford bronco. good for offroading, spacious cabin, tan leather interior, manual transmission.

rose: black 2015 toyota prius. hybrid, quiet, moderate size. also kind of a gay little car.

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324 notes - Posted July 10, 2022

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[momestuck]

Let’s read Hiveswap Friendsim - volume 6

We just met a cool assassin and the sleaziest Ally(TM) ever. What horrors awaits us next?

Unusually, this time we have a pair of trolls for one of them. But first, we’ve got Elwurd - cerulean blood, equal to Vriska. Kuprum and Fokyl meanwhile have yellow blood, equal to Sollux.

Elwurd

Elwurd is created by Magdalena Clarke, who previously wrote flyboy Vikare.

As soon as our protagonist meets Elwurd, they freak out - understandably because the last few bluebloods we’ve met have been various levels of sadistic monster, starting right back with Ardata in the first episode.

Elwurd’s soundtrack is pretty cool, distorted guitars and a piano. I wish I knew how to describe music! Her (gendered by the narrator) quirk seems to be capitalising the letter L, and nothing else.

But the narrator’s into her look as well, which is good because otherwise the narrator would be entirely unrelatable. We get a moment of introspection...

The narrator chooses to hang with her without an option. The now-standard episode structure is lampshaded...

But we get to choose the closer place or the farther place. This is pretty much random. Let’s go far.

Before long, Elwurd gets a text.

Apparently her ex is like, haunting all the places they used to go together, and flirting with all her friends.

Guess Elwurd isn’t as punk as she looks.

We learn that Elwurd’s ex is a jadeblood, and she gets the idea that we should pretend to be her new partner to fuck with the ex. Eesh. Also apparently troll jerking off can only be represented by ‘a complicated motion’, so xenobiologist headcanoners take note...

To be fair, last time it was to flee from the cops. That was a bit more serious.

The narration notes that there is no way for this to end except with you falling in love with her.

We get to choose between ‘Fake date.’ and ‘FAKE DATE!!’ so... yeah. So much for those misgivings! :D

Let’s be a little reserved...

If her looks weren’t lesbian enough... check out that poster.

Unfortunately, the ex turns out to be...

Hey there Bronya. And oh great, we’re in a lesbian love triangle with trolls.

By which I mean holy shit yes we’re in a lesbian love triangle with trolls!

They make a perfect couple!

We get dragged in as the fake date. Bronya is a little surprised and hurt that we’re with Elwurd. But, she insists, she’s just here for the sweater.

We’re still in Tagora’s robe. ...his bathrobe? We’ve been in a dressing gown this entire time?

Help I’m enjoying this dumb lesbian romcom stuff... I have simple tastes ok

Narrator gets some good ideas, occasionally. We get the magic f-word, and that rounds out the arc!

So what are our other options?

Well first, let’s see what kind of failure mode we get from picking the closer place to hang out this time...

This one gets an entire background!

Unfortunately, at this point she ditches us for a hotter troll girl.

Honestly!

Now if we’re a little too enthusiastic about the fake date...

Unfortunately, she takes this as a sign that we want to rebound from our own fake ex. We go along with this and she decides to take us out to get over our breakout. So I guess we won’t be seeing Bronya in this one...

Honestly. This lesbian troll is like... less given to petty cruelty than most trolls? We’ll take it!

Check out this troll hipster.

We’ve been taken to, it turns out, a lesbian coffee shop. Because we’re an alien, “nobody’s gonna ask”. Actually, what does that sign say? ...no, it just says coffee. However, it’s using the older, upside down Daedric alphabet used in Homestuck, instead of the newly created Alternian alphabet used elsewhere in the Hiveswap games...

And we’re here for...

Slam poetry.

Lesbians!

We agree, probably unwisely, to do some troll slam poetry. Or rather, excessive bodily force poetry. This is going to end sooo well. I mean, we already know we’re on the failure branch.

Unfortunately, troll slam poetry is...

...not that familiar. ‘Tubes and pushers and levers and sacs’. Eep.

Inevitably, also, troll slam poetry involves actual slamming. I was waiting for that joke to arrive.

I am really curious how this is gonna end.

Oh, trolls. ‘If our hate was real enough...’ God this is a fun episode.

This sounds like an exceptional idea. No way this can go wrong. We talk about knees and random Earth celebrities, and finish the performance by hitting ourself in the face.

Luckily, this doesn’t alienate Elwurd. She wants to know about our ‘fakeup’. Which is to say, she’s thinking about Bronya. What does our dear protag do...

They tell the truth about having lied. Elwurd is...

...not impressed. But I appreciate the Cowboy Bebop ref.

Honestly, of all the ways that could have ended, that’s not the worst.

I liked this arc. It had lesbians.

Kuprum and Folykl

This episode’s called “of text and envy, green”, and we’ve had envy in Elwurd’s route, so I’m guessing the next one is gonna be some kinda 4chan thing. Aysha U. Farah is back.

We wander into a poorer neighbourhood. Before long, we’re hiding in an alleyway.

The text on the Condesce posters - once again in upsidedown Daedric rather than the new font - says ‘OBEY’.

Our two trolls arrive on the scene with various kinds of ‘lol’ - and sure enough, > greentext notation.

To be more specific, Kuprum uses greentext, and Folykl (how’s that even pronounced? follicle?) puts in random spaces. Not sure which is which yet. Their theme song is kinda chiptunesy.

I don’t think even people on /b/ talk like this anymore! ...but maybe that’s just wishful thinking. I’m not gonna check.

We get to choose to stick up for ourself or take it lying down. Let’s get trolled.

They make fun of us some more and leave. Even the narrator thinks we dodged a bullet there.

So let’s ‘take it lying down’. The narration comments on this...

Apparently saving them the effort of dunking on us is an appealing trait, to Folykl at least. We learn that Kuprum - the boy - is psychic, while Folkyl has no eyes. Guessing she had them put out because her psychic powers were an issue or something, though why they didn’t just cull her...

heh

We are told that Kuprum really does straight up say ‘LOL’ out loud. And the reason that Folkyl doesn’t have eyes is a disease called ‘voidrot’ which only affects yellowbloods, meaning ‘her body doesn’t retain energy like it’s supposed to’.

The subject of Trizza comes up. I believe Trizza is the current Heir, predecessor to Feferi. Presumably at some point over the course of Hiveswap, she’s going to die.

The two have differing opinions...

The narrator decides to compliment on blackrom. The narration highlights that this is a weird thing to do, but that’s our narrator. They tell us they’re actually pale.

This leads us to the non-instant-death choice for this branch:

Let’s insult them. They’ll probably appreciate that.

Kuprum takes it as a challenge, like we’re making a move on Folkyl. I feel like our narrator doesn’t have long to live.

Anyway, this leads to Folykl approaching like...

And that leads to, uh... her kissing us and then...

this happening?

Yeah, I don’t even know what this chapter’s supposed to be about. 4chan kids with weird kinks?

And we get drained of our psychic energy, or something. Yeah uh... that was... fuck even knows. Aysha, you ok?

Well, let’s not insult people and get into a bizarre vampiric psychic energy smooch thing. Especially when like... how old is Folykl supposed to be?

So yeah we get judged as normie.

The narration grumbles about this assessment.

We move on, returning to the bluebloods lured into the square (by hacking their GPS, or some troll equivalent I forgot). The narrator tries to go meet them, and the 4chan kids remind us this is less ‘prank’ and more ‘class war’. One of the bluebloods goes to call the drones. A ‘chartered scuttlebus’ shows up, and we get more insults for trying to board it without having an appropriate hemospectrum rank.

Heh. There’s some rather explicit commentary about how violence is only acceptable in a certain direction in this society, and these kids couldn’t confront the bluebloods directly.

The drones show up and we make an exit. Unfortunately we meet a drone coming the other way, and the two kids are blasted apart.

The narrator manages to distract the drone long enough for Kuprum to wreck it. There are a lot of comments about our uselessness in a crisis.

Shit’s gotten a bit real, but you still gotta lol.

The narration makes some pointed comments...

And we get our friendship screen.

I really don’t know what to make of this chapter in all honesty. Like ok, getting to chill with a lesbian doing suitably dykey things, like relationship drama and slam poetry, was a lot of fun. And like, if it wasn’t for the failure branch, I’d be pretty happy with the 4chan dorks too.

But... what the heck was up with that branch where Folykl smooches you and drains your energy after you insult her relationship? That’s like... a very weird way for a chapter to go.

I feel like it was trying to make a point like... yeah they are kind of jerks to each other but they provide something important and really care under the ribbing, something about like... hurt people coming together in a horrific situation. But they could have made that point perfectly well without that whole ‘kissing the narrator suddenly’ thing which just felt really uncomfortable.

All the same, there we go. Three friends for the price of two!