#holy… karp…

[xxx-calibur]

Well, if Karp has a womb now, then there's really only one thing to be done~

Bend over.

"W-wait hold on, I don't think I'm ready for this yet!"

Just a small pause and in a moment the clothes? Absolutely gone in one swift moment before the newly breedable Karp would drop face down, ass up, both holes and little dick presenting. No need for the Wolf King to go an ruin his only favorite set of girl's clothes, ya know.

"Okay, now i'm ready. I'm not a furry, but a knots a knot. Have away, your majesty~"

[jbkarpvidyasankul]

HOLI CELEBRATION | જે.બી. એન્ડ કાર્પ વિદ્યા સંકુલ - મિશ્રશાળા

[choochooboss]

▽ "I am Emmet! I am happy to announce that we, the subway bosses, are on air once again! How verrry exciting!"

....!! THEM!! IT'S REALLY THEM!! THEY ARE SO CUTE AND SILLY AAAAA- *screaming vibrating spinning* Holy (magi)karp!! Those 15 seconds on screen time were brimming with submas enthusiasm and silly koreographies we love so much! The clip was short but it was the subway bosses at their best and it makes me incredibly happy!! I had already given up seeing them in Journeys since the MCs hardly visited Unova region, so this was a huge surprise to us all!! Can't stop gushing about them aaaa- Also, what? Is Ingo ok in the anime?? Not Hisui'd?? I saw the latest screencap of Cilan saying he's going to visit them and have a taste of their bento/ekiben!! (Did they prepare those themselves??) At least anime Ingo seems to be ok, what a relief..!! (Unless Cilan doesn't know yet aaaaa-)

[tanoraqui]

Be he foe or friend, be she foul or clean, brood of Anti or bright Staff, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Blocking itself, shall defend him from Fëanor, and Fëanor's kin, whoso liketh or rebloggeth, or in file saveth, finding shareth or afar queueth a Silmaril. This swear we all: boops we will deal them ere Day's ending, booping unto world's end! Our word hear thou, David Karp Allfather! To the everlasting Cancellation doom us if our deed faileth. On the holy mountain hear in witness and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda!

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Why is this site called Tumblr?

It always amuses me that people think it's about how you sort of scroll through an endless jumble of images and stuff when the name is very obviously biblical.

טאמבלר is a plural modernization of the word טמבל, which is the biblical term for a silly person or fool, such as those worshiping the golden calf, the sons of Aaron who played with holy items and got fried by God, and Vernigloth of the Pseudepigrapha, who thought the thousand-eyed glowing winged being who told him not to be afraid was some sort of colossal rodent and ran away off a cliff to his death.

So basically in Biblical Hebrew, a "Tumblr" is a ship of fools, confederacy of dunces, or a massive heap of weirdos online. David Karp, who is not only Jewish but was born and raised in ancient biblical times, clearly chose the proper name.

[swagtastic-bougie-pompadour]

Happy Egg Day! I appreciate the student enthusiasm for the holiday, but I’d like to say: please get these eggs out of Director Clavell’s office.

As in, holy Karp, how are there so many eggs here. And from how toasty they are I am quite confident they’re real! This is… egg-stremely inappropriate.

[stupidratboii]

@slytherpuff4 @mysemantics

You guys said you wanted to know everything I've noticed about mighty ducks

Here are my thoughts and things I've noticed as of 4/24/23

When they first meet Jesse speaks to Bombay first and claims that "his domain" is a drug free zone

They all thought Bombay has a gun first

Goldberg said he wasn't the goalie for long, he was moving back to Philadelphia

Who dressed these kids.

Connie likes Madonna

The hawks (Adams og team) have the same chant that Orion makes the ducks have in the first half of his coaching

Goldberg hates being a goalie, so why does he do it

Even his team wants a new goalie

Banks is so gay "it'd make great bathroom reading" to a porn mag...c'mon now

Bombays a little funny guy he needs to be so fr

He struggles to say sorry LIKE BFFR 🙄🙄

The only reason the ducks are so good is because Gordon got ducks worth a jersey

Fulton has a lot of rumors going on with him

BOMBAYS COMPLETELY COMFORTABLE WITH DRAGGING FULTON DOWN?! SIR WHAT

Goldbergs jewish

It's always Fulton and Charlie together

Adam has an older brother

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK MR DUCKS WORTH QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

Fulton has really nice handwriting (writing the principal thingy) like really really nice handwriting holy shit

Karp (Tommy) shoving Peter in his locker

BANKS IS SO INSECURE PLEASE HES SO SWEET LEAVE HIM BEEE

ooo the Jessman

Jesse's dad and Charlie's moms friendship is so cute

Guy telling Fulton advice and then winking at connie

Tammy's real mean but she's so cool

Connie and guy holding hands while skating

Fulton and Adam sitting next to each

GUY AND CONNIE HOLDING HANDS (GUY GRABBED HER HAND OMGGG!!)

Adam gets nervous at the sight of his old team

Charlie and Coach cooking together

Charlie's mom used to sculpt and she paints now

She rambles when she's nervous

HEIDI IS SUCH A GOOD MOM 😭😭😭

The driver stays with Bombay the whole season

The ducks in the standing line talking shit

Adam looking away from his old team during the line

Larson (from the hawks) stays with Banks until the paramedics get there

ADAM AND JESSE TALKING DURING THE PARAMEDICS CHECK UP

THE REALIZATION THAT REILLY NO LONGER HAS CONTROL

FULTON OFFERING TO ROCK SOMEONE'S SHIT

FULTONS SLAP SHOTS

HIS CELEBRATION UGH

Fulton flips a guy into the box

"He barely touched em"

Gordon tries out for the minors

That's why he gets hurt in the beginning of d2

Avermans passive aggressive

Coach Orions actor is really good

Fultons actor actually plays more hockey then the rest

Linda is only there for Charlies relationship. She doesn't hold any significance to the story.

Julie's an A student

Dean's wayy nicer to the warriors in D3 than expected

Suddenly in D3, Averman can't stop??? Luis and him switched I guess

Dean's voice gets higher when upset.

Averman does a little dance when dean starts to get undressed in the penalty box

PORTMANS TAKING A DANCE CLASS?

THE ROMANCE BETWEEN JULIE AND SCOOTER WAS UNCALLED FOR AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT WHERE DID IT EVEN FUCKIN COME FROM?

Fulton and Portman crushing Orion in a hug

Charlie and his mom just... casually talking next to Luis and some girl swapping spit..

Goldberg suddenly can't (roller) skate in d3 but in D1 they were all Rollin around the mall?

Tommy is never mentioned again

Neither is Tammy

What happened to them?

Did they leave?

What happened to banks?? (His injury)

Kenny's a pessimist

Dean points girls out for Fulton to flirt with?

Wtf happened to Peter?

Charlie tackle hugs Portman after the jv vs v game

Ken was in the Olympics

Russ has an older brother

In d2 Kenny's a fucking menace but in D3 he's all

👉👈🥺 how do I trash talk

Fultons from Stillwater

Goldbergs from Philadelphia, so I wonder who the goalie was before he was there.

FULTON AND DWAYNE HUGGING WHEN THEY WIN THE JUNIOR OLYMPICS

Kenny was there helping Goldberg and Luis prank dwayne

Fulton sucks at flirting

Like literally he's so bad it's insane

Him and Dean laugh about it

It's actually so bad I love him

Why did they change averman and Luis

WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO LUIS OH MY GOD

THEY FUCKED HIM UPPPP

Why is dean like that.

I wonder why Tammy and Tommy's mom wouldn't be happy about hockey

Why was Tammy so mean?

Adam tells people what they can and can't do a lot.

Charlie thinks he'd be a better coach then a player

Goldberg was ab to rock Iceland's shit for calling him big boy and Dwayne and Kenny held him back

Iceland's mechanism is to go for the weak spots and play dirty

THEY HURT ADAMS ARM AGAIN???? HE CANNOT CATCH A BREAK

FULTON SND DEAN SUPPORTING KENNY WHEN HE BEATS THAT ICELAND GUY UP AWWW

THEM JOINING HIM IN THE BOX OMGGG

CONNIES SASSY TURN WHEN SHE TELLS OFF THE ICELAND GUY

RUSS AND CHARLIES FRIENDSHIP<3!!

FULTON AND DWAYNE HUGGING

OMG CHARLIE SETS HIS MARSHMALLOWS ON FIRE!

AVERMANS SINGING 😭😭🙏

Charlie's a Leo

Fulton and Russ looking at each other when doing the team cheer thingy like THE QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK THINGY

Thanks for the breather AND THEN LINGERING EYES?

GOLDBERG LIKES JULIE MAYBE??

Dean threatening someone's life when he hurts Adams arm

Charlie wears vans?

Dwayne plays guitar!! (D2 end scene!)

When Bombay reads off the names when meeting the kids he says Averman, Dave; Conway, Charlie" was Avermans first name supposed to be Dave

The actor for the principal is the same teacher from d3 (Claudia Wilkens)

Dwayne and Fulton hang out a lot and are really affectionate friends? Like they always go for each other when hugging and stuff. ??? Maybe the actors were just close? Maybe there's more :O

[confirmedcannibal]

Yes, I'm a trad blogger. I believe in the father (supernatural), the son (sherlock), and the holy ghost (Doctor Who)

Yes, im a trad blogger. I reply to things with fandom gifs.

Yes, I'm a trad blogger. I still do whatever Daddy David Karp tells me.

Yes, I'm a trad blogger. And I'm proud of it.

[luciferten]

@kissme-withyour-cherrylipstick tagged me in this challenge of theirs to do. The rules? Post parts of your writing WIP(s), each sentence beginning with a letter of your assigned word. I was assigned the word

BOAT

B: “Bodice,” Martin corrected, which Jim was far from pleased by.

O: "Oh stop staring! He slept with my girlfriend!" Like that justified bombing a fucking ship.

A: Alva shrugged and picked at a loose thread on her clothes, “Just do,” She sniffed loudly and gestured to him, “Anyways, you look like shit, go home already.”

He gawked at her, “Uh.”

T: The next morning, Jesper sat in front of his small collection of religious items. He’d been unable to sleep the night of and, instead, had opted to comb through as much of the Bible as he possibly could. He’d gone as far as the book of Thesauraus—Thess—The Salons—Dammit, The-Something, and had retained absolutely nothing except for the fact that Sunday was a holy day because that’s when God decided to take a nap.

B and O are from my still doc'd Star Trek Merlin crossover, and A and T are from my, yet to be posted, second chapter of my Klaus (2019) fanfic, Eating Fish is Normal.

I nominate @lloydofhyrule64, lol. If you want to participate, your word is KARP.

[meeting-strxlight-archived]

A2 with Lili and Reine

3D gifs - still accepting! [2A]

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It could have swung either way; both could have topped, both could have bottomed. So, truly, the only answer was for Reine to be on top, hands clutching at Lili's as she'd thrust her hips forwards, eyes closed and head dipped as waves of pleasure drowned within her.

She wanted Lili; she needed Lili.

Even as the proprietress bounced beneath her, the cat's own cock pressing into Reine's crotch, the wolf couldn't help but speed up. To desire more, to hear more from the woman beneath her.

It was more than a need; it was something that Reine craved on a bestial, soul-consuming level.

╰┈➤ ❝ I'm gonna cum inside you, okay Lili? I'm gonna breed my pups into you, you're going to have them, and then we can talk about... You as a mother~ ❞

Karp may or may not have put some... Less-than-holy ideas into the wolf's head. Now that she was going to have her own litter, thanks to Lili, she could start indulging in some of them.

Ah, but alas, that's for another time; right now, Reine's stuffing Lili's tight cunt with her knot, howling as hands are gripped even tighter, thrusting up to keep as much of herself inside as spurts of semen flood the poor woman's womb.

[poobah]

Holy Crap! Seems like just yesterday when we joined Karp's Army!

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

Someone told me that you're a fan of Ben 10?

[@frosmoth-infested-watch]

Holy karp its ten bens, I mean bennyson tenjamin, I mean tenjamin bennyson, I mean-

ITS BEN TEN!

[blueflare7pkmn]

HOLY KARP FLARE JUST SWORE

.....yeah. I can do that. Just don't like it. But when someone breaks the thing I need to move...

[pokeparkservices]

the-koiking-pond here, you're in castelia?! we're hoenn, but we heard about the Sewers incident with all the magikarp and the one that went full gyarados- how are the rescued 'karp doing, if you know?

holy shit, what rock have I been living under

sorry, I can't tell you anything about this because this is the first I'm hearing about it

although in hindsight I guess my coworkers HAVE been talking a lot about Magikarp and Gyarados lately. possibly i should have paid more attention.

[wolperthing]

https://youtu.be/LKOG5UM202Y?si=d66vUcyPuLm9uZbe

OMG YIPPEE YAAAAY YAAAY YAAAAAAAY !!! FIRST SONG ASK WOO !!1111!!1!

oh hey this is that rocket guy right ?

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notes

↳ banger drum + bass holy karp

↳ that noise at 0:37 and 2:29 is kinda weird though. idk its just grating 2 me

↳ 0:47 tho im skipping in fields

↳ its got "lock the fuck in" energy ykwim. i mean its battle music so duh but like idk how 2 describe it

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after a few relistens, overall, p good !! its energetic i like it. usually battle music isnt rlly my thing but the drum n bass rlly sold it 4 me i think.

[jkdanu]

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