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Alright, cool but where the fuck is Viktor?!
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I wonder what the largest shellfish is?
Edit: Okay this post is getting a LOT of traction. What is going on?
Edit: Fucking hell.
This post has set off a fucking MINEFIELD!!!
What have I DONE????!!!!!
I’ve lit the blue touch paper and found there’s nowhere to run to!
I’ve summoned a wolf only to unleash a tiger!!!!! Made of fire! And nails.
Probably….
Idk.
Edit 2: 5,000 Notes! Good god! What the HELL do you want from me. I’ve never had a post of mine take off like this until now.
Some got close like the one about homeowner associations (fucking powertripping middle aged mediocrities!) which got at least 1.5k notes but this is the most I’ve gotten on a single post so far.
Anyway.
AND this post has officially gone to hell. (6,666 notes)
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WHO THE HELL TURNED OFF THE REPLY THREAD FOR THE REBLOGS?!
Okay never mind it’s back. For now at least.
Anyway.
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#shellfish#sea life#wildlife#maritime shit#fucking hell#molluscs#mollusks#fish#speculation#holy shit#what is happening#viralpost#sort of#kind of#maybe#5k#viral#idk#8k#9k#10k#15k#20k#heritage post
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I never shipped Jayce or Viktor and only joked about it based on memes from season 1; however, after finishing the last act of season two... ya'll were right. Those mfs gay.
#vaguely joking butalso holy shit guys#i watched it immediately with my fam andidk if i can go on w my day what the hell#arcane spoilers#arcane league of legends#arcane#arcane s2#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane s2 spoilers#arcane season two#jayce talis#arcane jayce#jayce x viktor#viktor#viktor arcane#jayvik#jayce league of legends#jayce lol
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IM GONNA GO WILD
HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD OH MU GOD AKBDUCNAKALOD RUFF EUDF RUFF
#spencer reid x reader#spencer x reader#spencer reid criminal minds#spencer reid#spencer reid cm#mathew gray gubler#mathew gray gubler criminal minds#holy shit#why is this man so damn fine what the hell
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korvo lost and farting 0 stars for you my boy
#solar opposites#solaropposites#korvo#tervo#did any of you guys read the interview where they said#they're never going to break up but he's constantly worried that Terry's going to leave him#Yeah.#korvo being so full of self loathing and feeling undeserving of happiness to the point where once he realizes the button was pressed#he was like Ah this makes sense. Surely this life is fabricated and terry doesn’t actually love me nor do i even deserve him#all my suspicions are true!#YEAH. HOLY SHIT.#and terry reaffirming his love for him oughh guys he loves him because he’s lame and stupid CALLBACK TO LOVING THE UGLY PARTS!! HELLO!!#korvo being so desperate in that episode to hold onto his family and his marriage NOT NOW KITTEN DADDY NEEDS A FUCKING CIGARETTE#and terry and korvo still falling in love in the alternate universe They would find each other in every universe bitch#korvo grabbing the what if box and burning his hands like holy hell
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WITHOUT THE FUCKING FILTER???
#chris sturniolo#send help#creaming#slutty thoughts#he’s so slutty#sturniolo triplets#sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#holy shit#fuck me already#eat my pussy#what the fuck#what the hell#slutty selfies#chris sturniolo x reader#oh my lord
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Gotta agree with you! Till has just the perfect amount of body hair! Not too much and not too less! Just perfect!
Hello, Anon! :) I had this sitting on my drafts since April! 😱 Apologies! But I think it's never too late to discourse over Till and his hairy chest and so I decided to finish my answer (I ran out of image space back then). So let's go. First of all, glad to meet another "the perfect amount of body hair" appreciator (for some context, it came from this post) and thank you for bringing this subject to me, which allows me to expand my research further more (meaning, I now have an excuse to post more glorious topless Till 🤷🏻♀️. As if an excuse was needed for that in this house, but anyway...). Let's start from the beginning. Our guy seems to have always been a hairy one and, thankfully, 90's Rammstein were ever so naked, so we can appreciate it evolving.
1994...the beginning of it all. Till sports a muscular, hot as hell, body (but again, not too much, just the perfect amount) and a fairly distributed body hair between chest and belly. 10/10, would put my hands all over it. [Bonus look: 1994 Till, just casually hanging around backstage, half-naked, with suspenders on. I accept and embrace this look 👇🏻.]
1995, the year it all disappeared...(for a breef while)
If the information was correct, first one is from November 3rd and second one from December 10th. I guess in the second photo he had already shaved for the Seemann music video, which leads us back to this:
(side note: this post, by @tipsywench described this video hilariously on point. Also open the second picture for chest close-up, where we can see it's not 100% shaven/already growing back).
Seems it was short lived, as in December 19th, hairy belly and chest peeking out again, so back to our regular program.
1996, the happy trails continue.
1997-1999 - Sehnsucht Era
Not sure if it's because of the light in the photos, the water and sweat or if he actually shaved a bit at times, because in some he looks hairier than others.
2000-2002 / Mutter Era There's a lot of changes in the hair department in this Era, but more in haircuts than the rest (but that's subject for a different post).
2004-2005 Reise, Reise Tour (or the Era where everyone looked incredibly hot in their BDSM/Gothic looks)
2009 - 2011 | LIFAD Era (another personal favourite of mine)
Boobs are changing and it looks like there's more hair in the belly area.
2011-2012 Made In Germany
Turning 50, our guy seems to have become more shy on stage and the MIG Era was the last one he graced us with a full shirtless version, unfortunately.
From 2015 on, we got very rare occasions to appreciate his hairy chest, now turned grey.
What is also important to notice for our "perfect amount of body hair" research, is that there's no back or shoulder hair.
(I don't know if it's the image quality, but it actually looks like he shaved his legs in that fishing one)
#till lindemann#rammstein#holy shit this took me almost 6 months to put out. What the hell? 🙈#hope you get to see it Anon#hairy chest appreciation post 🖤#asks
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came back to life for this news guys
Further evidence that Miles was with him
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the way the island throws off your familiar's behavior because it wants you to kill them. you need magic, don't you? your familiar exists to help you, and look at it, it can't do anything right now. it's just an animal, really. it doesn't look or act the way it used to. maybe you loved them before, but they don't even respond to you now, and times have changed. and you need magic, don't you?
#laughs awkwardly#dimension 20#misfits and magic spoilers#the contrast between victor who literally went to hell to get his familiar back because that's his best friend#and this. lemli's such a fun character for this. like we all love lemli right? she's so sweet and normal!#she openly says one of her two favorite things is drowning men and we're all like haha how whimsical! cause she's a siren!#until it's real. she doesn't bat an eye when philtrum goes down. you eat what you kill here or you starve#its a combo of like. yeah it's not like philtrum was a good person before. a certain type of people were drawn / called here#because they respond to this and it fits their worldview. but also holy shit this island#we gotta get out of here bro
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i've never drawn yuta before! hope i did him justice :3
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#satoru gojo#gojo satoru#yuta okkotsu#okkotsu yuta#rika#rika orimoto#jjk spoilers#jjk261#my art#i know most people probably hate 261 because The Peoples Princess is Still Gone#but holy SHIT i think its sick as hell...i love you the brutality and dehumanization of what it means to be the strongest#so so coolll..
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“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when
#mu qing xie lian hua cheng and Ling Wen in a San FranTokyo court of law needs to happen#Hua Cheng is the guy who became a lawyer to chase a boy. he would be a defense attorney too#Xie Lian is a lawyer because of his natural strong sense of justice and he would probably be a prosecutor too based on his track record#it’s not a perfect parallel but you know what I mean#xie lian is still so phoenix wright by nature but hes just a prosecutor now. they both have survived a multitude of near-death experiences#Hua cheng plays a natural game where he only bites back if something is worth his time and doesnt usually seek trouble.#therefore hes the most ruthless defense attorney you've ever seen. he would update the autopsy report#you could also argue that xie lian would still be a defense attorney if you consider the way phoenix uncovers truth within his defense#and then ends up sending someone else to jail in the end. which happens very often#mu Qing started off as a prosecutor but Xie Lian said he would be a better defense attorney and he was right#Feng Xin is the. uh. bailiff. or something#judge jun wu#Ling wen is like the final boss of witnesses. that brocade immortal scene where xie lian absolutely fakes her tf out is so iconic#unless ling wen is gumshoe just much much less silly goofy#does anybody have that one edgeworth art where its. i ask the witness a question. i press them. they lie. they go to hell#if you do PLEASE dm me im begging you i need it#the wind master is maya holy shit what if#banyue is pearl#no-face von karma...... qi rong franziska......#again its Not a perfect parallel by any means but the spirit is here#rb with your tgcf lawyer headcannons#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#mu qing
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lil something
#sonic the hedgehog#miles tails prower#wholesome sonic and tails wednesday#my art#holy shit i actually got something out#😳😳😳truth be told i have been fairly productive today but not a lot of sonic related stuff so shrug. I GOT A DOODLE OUT THATS WHAT MATTERS ✌️#i ain’t a gun and i ain’t a girl but i sure as hell understand the feeling 🤙✨✌️☺️😎🌈💪🏳️🌈🏳️🌈😤😂🤝👍
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phobs is back?????? PHOBS IS BACK????????? WTF
#i never thought i'd see the day#i thought when fanartists go they go holy shit what tje hell#i am making silm art at the same time that legend phobs is back making silm art . i am letting this sink in as we speak
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ill probably delete this in a minute but ive just been fuckin boggled by what ive seen across tumblr in the last few days in particular. its why i havent really been around. like holy fucking shit, its really like some of yall just dont want a chunk of the trans community to exist. like some of yall are thisclose to saying it verbatum. way too many already have. 'shut up sit down be quiet and smile for us' type shit, gee where have i heard that before. oh yeah my entire life cause i was forcefully gendered as someones daughter. shock horror i know. you might be surprised to remember and/or learn that very few trans folks know theyre trans before we're 5, or even 10, and that that gendered experience stays with all of us in both/either small or large ways. either bc we literally dont have a solid identity yet (bc we're very small children), dont have the words, we're repressing it out of fear from how others will treat us, we're actually enjoying or enjoyed being another gender in our childhood, or we just genuinely didnt fuckin know until shit lined up later in life. weird isnt it that transmascs dont pop out as 6'1 brick shithouse cis men when we're born so yall know for certain that we're confused lost girls/women oops i mean big dangerous scary men. its almost like we're transgender too. none of yall actually know what intersectionality is or means
#my t#transandrophobia#yeah ill tag it why tf not#i just dont understand why transmasculinity is scrutinized and dissected like this within the trans community#when its just not the case for other gendered trans folks amongst themselves more often than not these days#which is a good thing! a really really good thing! but why are we scapegoating transmascs#''we need more weird trans people!!'' yall cant even handle like. a pre-everything trans guy coming out for the first time#yall cant handle a pre-everything tguy wearing a tshirt without tearing him to shreds & calling him shit like afag/theyfab & ukelele boy#im tired of my identity being treated as a debate. i had enough of that in highschool as#very literally. **the only trans kid in my grade** surrounded by cis teachers & peers USING ME AND MY BODY AS A TALKING POINT#i was the only one who wasnt deeply closeted that is. and holy fuck do i still not blame anyone for being closeted in that school#why is it only okay to try to separate trans ppl from our gender when we're not fem/me#why is one celebrated and the other treated like radioactive waste **within our own community**#god i need to find an irl community fuckin badly online trans circles are hell on earth#ill be describing smth that happened to me as a clocky tguy and someone else will say TO MY FACE#that what happened to me wasnt bc i was a clocky guy but purely bc i was trans#like i. what. how. how does that make any kind of fucking sense#i wouldnt be clocky if i wasnt trying to look like my gender. like i. hello?#would u say that to any other trans person or am i just that special?
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one of the best things about embracing plurality and starting to actually admit I'm part of a system online is realizing just how many people in my spaces are also plural and its just
#plurality#pluralgang#ITS LIKE. HUH. HOLY SHIT IM NOT THE WEIRD ONE HERE.#its also been stupid helpful since while ive had my disordered dissociation all my life#and hell even knew about my system for nearly a decade now (even tho i didnt know it was a system back then)#to just have some mutuals who like. Kinda know Whats Going On#or at least be able to sympathize and shit. dang.#but now that im posting abt plurality and shit im just WAITING for the shitshow of sy/scourse to find me#you bet your ass im censoring that word to be less likely to be Found(tm)
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I might have controversial opinions on the "Faerghus Four." Mostly that it doesn't exist, and at worst, it exists to exclude Dedue.
Yes, Dimitri, Ingrid, Sylvain, and Felix grew up together, but that was as children. While that history is significant to their relationships, it ignores everything after. With the tragedy of Duscur, Dimitri and Dedue became inseparable while Felix was sickened by them, Ingrid couldn't overlook Dedue's connection to the tragedy, and Sylvain's apathy grew.
Past the age of ~15, you can't ignore how Dedue and the tragedy affects their relationships. I don't see just the four of them as a friend group, especially not without him because he's so important to Dimitri and the themes of Faerghus.
#fe3h#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#dimitri blaiddyd#dedue molinaro#ingrid galatea#sylvain gautier#felix fraldarius#faerghus four#art#i love fe3h and the blue lions but holy shit i have my issues with how the writers and the fandom treat dedue#eg. why the hell was he replaced by gilbert post timeskip??#dimitri and dedue's relationship is so important to both of their characters#dimitri can't stand people ignoring or insulting dedue#including ingrid or felix#and even though sylvain is the one who respects dedue#then it's dimitri who finds the way he treats women uncomfortable#i love the idea of them all as a group becoming friends after character development#but then that includes dedue because again he's very important to the themes and story surrounding faerghus#he deserves friendship and respect and that's part of what he has to learn so he can live freely
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