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[bellmo15-blog]

If Twitter Was Around During the Nintendo 64 Era

So, this new Super Mario game is just titled Super Mario 64? After the console it’s on? Okay. #RIPMario

OMFG, just got done 100%ing Super Mario 64. It was not worth it. 100 lives for a game we have already completed is such a lame reward. #MarioIsDead

Star Fox 64’s plot is literally just the first games plot but with “better graphics.” There is no reason to waste your time or money on this one. How lazy, I will not be buying anymore of your games from this point on. #BoycottNintendo

Why does Nintendo keep trying to make Mario work as an RPG LMAO? Mario is a platformer, stop trying to do “new” things with this series and give us what we want. #MarioIsDead #BoycottNintendo

So… Zelda for most of Ocarina of Time is disguised as a male ninja named Shiek? Keep your agenda out of my Zelda. #RIPZelda #NotMyPrincessZelda

Can you believe Nintendo thought they could get away with making a new Zelda game that just reuses a majority of assets from Ocarina of Time? #ZeldaIsDead #BoycottNintendo

So… We still don’t have a new Metroid game on the Nintendo 64? Okay. #MetroidIsDead #RIPMetroid

What the hell is with the art style in Paper Mario? Who seriously though a paper craft art style was a good idea? Who is this game even marketed for? Kids? #RIPMario

They seriously gave Donkey Kongs sidekick Diddy his own racing game but not include Donkey Kong? Why? #NotMyDonkeyKongSpinoff

Can you believe Sony is seriously trying to compete with Nintendo by releasing the PlayStation? They are doomed! They won’t last.

And the award for the most annoying character in all of fiction goes to Navi the Fairy! LMFAO, thanks for wasting everyone’s time Nintendo. #RIPZelda

Three Mario Party games but only one Mario Kart game? Really? For shame Nintendo. #MarioKartIsDead

Superman 64 is proof that the gaming industry is dead and it’s only a matter of time before the industry crashes. #GamingIsntGoodAnymore

Did you guys see the new advertisement for Paper Mario? Jesus fucking Christ, we get it Nintendo! Everything in this game is paper! You are not clever with your “free demo” ad. #RIPMario

Nice writing @ShigeroMyamoto. Seal Link in the sacred realm for 7 years until he becomes and adult while Hyrule goes to Hell. #RIPZelda

So, Pokemon is only a recent franchise and yet Nintendo still made Pickahu and Jigglypuff playable in Smash? Maybe give the Pokemon franchise a few more years until it becomes much older next time. #SmashIsDeadOnArival

I can’t believe Square Soft thought it was a good idea to jump ship and develop their games for the PlayStation instead of staying loyal to Nintendo. Sorry Square, I will not be buying anymore of your games now anymore. #BoycottSquaresoft

Ocarina of Time is a prequel to Link to the Past? Lol, I can’t wait to see plot twists that were already spoiled in another game. #RIPZelda

Serious question, why does Bowser keep trying to kidnap Princess Peach all the time? Is he in love with her? Does he want to eat her? Maybe put some more thought into your backstories Nintendo. #MarioIsDead

Lol, Megaman 64 was so mediocre that they literally stuck it’s sequel on the Playstation 1. They should of just kept the series as a Platformer and not experimented with it. #MegamanIsDead

So, the sentient bombs have a king now? And Bowser isn’t there king? Is Nintendo trying to make the Mario lore complicated? #RIPMario

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG, YOSHIS STORY IS SO KIDDY! NO ONES GOING TO PLAY THIS! WHO’S THE TARGET AUDIENCE? BABIES? #RIPYoshi

Holy shit! Did you really have to go that dark for the final boss for Kirby 64? Who was this games target audience? Edgelords? #RIPKirby

Who the fuck are Captain Falcon and Ness? No one cares about F Zero or Earthbound. Listen to your fanbase more Sakarui and add in characters we need next time. #SuperSmashBros

So… Where does Mario Party 2 fit into the official Mario timeline? And who are the cannon winners for each map? Maybe put more thought into your continuity Nintendo. #MarioParty2

Way to gaslight everyone into thinking the Nintendo 64 is an inferior console by having your ports be the only ones with full motion video while we get stuck with still slides. #BoycottSony

Why don’t more games on the Nintendo 64 have voice acting like Star Fox 64? If that game can have it what’s other series excuse?

Your telling me that the King of Hyrule couldn’t tell the very obviously evil looking Gannondorf was evil and going to betray him? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY! #RIPZelda

Holy shit! If you’re playing as Mario in Mario Tennis, then the referee gets swapped out for a colour swapped Mario. That is so pathetic and lazy of the devs. #RIPMario

Umm, why are there characters from other James Bond movies playable in Goldeneye’s multiplayer mode? Way to break the cannon Rare. #BoycottRare

Good God, Conker’s Bad Fur Day is so immature and gross and trying way to hard that the developers should be ashamed of themselves. #BoycottRare

Why can I not play my old SNES cartridges on my Nintendo 64? It’s a cartridge-based system, there is no excuse. #BoycottNintendo

Wow, only four dungeons in Majora’s Mask? No one’s going to even remember this game at that length. #RIPZelda

Why is Resident Evil 2 the only game in this series on the Nintendo 64? There is no excuse for this! #BoycottCapcom

Nintendo 64? More like NintenDONT 64! #BoycottNintendo #NintendoIsDead

[elline]

Fun fact! Yknow that donkey kong country CGI tv show from way back then? Well, apparently it's up on tubi! (it's like Netflix but free, has ads though. You don't even need to make an account)

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