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HoloNot (ooc tag) The Ahsoka show got the SWRPC like:

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When her neighbour starts blasting the martial theme of the Imperial Navy early on a Benduday morning, Dedra Meero starts to rethink the virtues of indoctrination.

[Martial Theme of the Imperial Navy blares, muffled, but loudly from an adjacent apartment. Dedra Meero's eyes flutter open, with a grimace.] [Dedra Meero, Internal Monologue] "Ugh! What in galaxy's name? Oh, come on, you can't be serious, I can hardly be any more loyal to the Empire, and even I draw the line at blasting music so damn early on a Benduday morning... One of these days, I'm going to drag myself over there and give that wrinkly old bastard a piece of my mind. Uugh, why me? Good god, is that your uniform flung over the chair? How much did you drink last night, Dedra? Right, priorities, time for some Caf."

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holonot (ooc tag) @arc-77 sent me this beauty. 100% Deena. 11/10. This is just her vibe ngl.

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@arc-77​ replied to your post;

// “Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all his legs are hydraulic. All we know is he’s called the Stigtrooper.”

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Latte Spicewalker still at it thirty years latte-r

Venerable Jedi Master Luke Skywalker ( @becamealegend )  still can’t get enough of Spacebucks™ signature pumpkin-spiced caf. 

Even one with the Force, Master Skywalker’s spiritual presence has been spotted by Jedi hopeful Rey Skywalker inhaling the fumes of his favourite beverage. Some Jedi scholars now believe that the drink may hold the secret to immortality, and may even allow non force-sensitives to divine the machinations of the Cosmic Force.

Chewbacca, a friend of the late Captain Solo, remains unconvinced. 

“RAARAAHERHWHAHGASG”  The wookiee told us in an exclusive comment. [Translation: That’s a load of old baloney. Han said it, and so do I]

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HUX CRACKS DOWN ON ACCUSATIONS OF EXCESSIVE PROMOTION IN THE FIRST ORDER. 

“That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works.... @first-order-general”

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KRENNIC REMOVED AS TENSIONS FLARE IN IMPERIAL BOARD MEETING

Director Orson Krennic was ejected from an Imperial supervisory board meeting today by Governor Tarkin. The Director, who asserted only the Emperor himself had the authority to remove him from the Project Celestial Power’s oversight committee was swiftly removed from the meeting under Tarkin’s orders. An attendee noted “He’s kicked him out...” moments after Krennic had stated Tarkin commanded “...no authority at all.” 

- Deena Tharen, HoloNet News

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MANDO ARMOR WOES!

based on this ooc post by @gurlpilot

Mandalorian struggles to decide what he wants his armor to look like. “Signets, pauldrons, vambraces, color, the indecision is crippling. It is a shame to myself and my clan.”

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meanwhile on kamino.mp4

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hey Deena if you hate living under palpatines pruny asshole you should move to Mandalore! a lot of your clone friends are already there. also if anyone fucks with you you can fuck them right back with beskar crushgauntlets

"I might just be one step ahead of you there..."

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COXAIUM NOW WORTHLESS

“I’m sorry. Whilst you’ve been gallivating around the galaxy, the value of raw coaxium has exponentially fallen. I’m afraid you’re going to have to pay me simply to take it off your hands.” - Dryden Voss.

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“Why do you keep calling me “Kylie Ken?” I’m Ben Solo.  I mean, don’t even know of anyone who goes by that name.” - Ben Solo.

Inspired by [x]  post from @solosboy

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CORELLIAN MAN SCAMS KANJIKLUB (AND GETS AWAY WITH IT)

“Those morons don’t know their assholes from their elbows. Probably won’t clock I scammed ‘em for YEARS.”  — HAN SOLO, ( @corelliaforged)

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Untitled Star Wars movies? Psssh. I can fix that.

2022 - HoloNet I

2024 - Holonet II

2027 - Holonet III

#@LucasfilmCastMeganYouCowards.

Also starring Nathalie Emmanuel, Temuera Morrison and Caity Lotz.

Rhona Mitra debuts as Asajj Ventress.

Hayden to reprise his role as Anakin.

Top that Beinhoff and Weiss.

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