#holiestbastard

[nerdyratz]

Holiest bastard fans come eat this up 🗣️❗️

Mark confesses to Karen that he’s in love with Ted but also still in love with karen also and. He just. Like. Cries bc he doesn’t want to break his wife’s heart and feels rly bad and Karen is so supportive and brings up trying out a polyamorous relationship and they both eventually fall in love with Ted <3

[amazingmsme]

(Little holiestbastard/Karen x mark x Ted thing for you holiestbastard enjoyers <3) Hear me out real quick,

Ted is just. So out of it one day and mark and Karen notices it, so they ask him about it and, Ted being Ted, acts like it’s nothing, also saying stuff like “why do you two even care?” And just walking away, later on Ted is found being held by either mark or karen while the other is tickling him like nothing <3

Omg I LOVE this! Ted who thinks he’s nothing more than a threesome bootycall, but Mark & Karen actually love & care for him despite how distant & abrasive he tries to be. Don’t get me wrong, that’s definitely how it started, but they’ve both developed real feelings for that hot bastard!

Maybe he was a little too honest with them about how he feels (he’s the third wheel they brought in to spice up the bedroom & save their marriage, nothing more) & so they shower him with their love & affection to try & assure him they really do care, & when he’s still not really buying it, they decide to slowly & gently wreck him until he believes it

Think I finally know what I’m doing for the aftercare prompt! Thank you! This is seriously so cute, I can’t wait to write it!