#hold my brainworms i gotta write this fic

[goatboard]

in my head Jecka is mostly attracted to men and has actually pretty decent taste when it comes to them and Nicole is literally her exception

and it pisses her off so bad because if she likes girls can't she at least like someone decent? someone who's not fucking Nicole?????

[poisonouswritings]

Ahh shiz the brainworms got out again-

* worm delivers request to you*

Ahem anyways, can I request a last legacy fic with the main 3 or 4 (specifically knight wife anisa) and a s/o that somehow gets transformed into a Ilephta (probably because of Felix's spells) for like a day and how their li reacts to their s/o purring and doing the doggy foot thump (I'd be fun if s/o is like a mix between cat and dog ilephta) all while their li is torn between making felix fix their s/o and maybe they should stay this way...

Well anyway thanks for listening to my rambling but I've gotta get these brainworms back before they cause any damage!

Ps. Steve the brainworm like you and your writing!

Thank you Steve! An excellent delivery. 12/10 little FedEx dude

I do have a couple MC!Ilephta posts that I'll link here too because I should be allowed to shill my own shit sometimes for your convenience

What Ilephta Best Fits the M4

Felix With A Cat Ilephta!MC

Sage and Ilephta!MC

More Sage and Ilephta!MC

Sage Petting Cat Ilephta!MC

^also Disney Anon I was going through my asks and I saw you asked about Sage with a cat ilephta!MC a little while ago so you can check out this one!

GN!Reader, I'm not specifying which animal you are but you have both dog and cat characteristics that switch depending on the moment so do with that as you will, very minor catnip joke, The Starsworn Share A Braincell

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You have got to stop offering to help Felix test his spells.

It's a perfectly average day when Anisa and Sage return to Fathom. They'd spent the whole afternoon out chasing a bounty together, and it's been a very good reminder of Why Sage Could Never Be In The Sunstone Knights and Why Anisa Could Never Be A Griefer! They're friends but they are [] this close to killing each other. So You and Felix totally need to get in there and diffuse the situation a little bit.

And it's as they're coming in through the main entrance that they see you, laying on your back, snoozing in a sunbeam. You, their usually-human friend/partner, with fluffy ears and a fluffy tail. And when you yawn, you have fangs. Maybe you even have marks on your cheeks.

They also see Felix, crouched over you and scribbling in a notebook with a quill.

And Stella, who is batting your tail around.

When Felix does finally acknowledge everyone (which doesn't happen until Sage literally picks him up by the scruff of his neck like a kitten), he explains that he was testing a spell to improve agility and you'd offered to be his subject! And it had. Well. Unintended side effects.

It's about then that you stretch out and wake up with a yawn, fangs glinting in the sunlight and sliver-pupils widening and contracting. Your tail wags in excitement when you see your partner.

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Felix Escellun

Yes, Felix is aware that he massively screwed up. But he's also aware that you're adorable and this is probably the best he's ever screwed up, ever. So.

You two are in his study, you curled up in a sunbeam to nap and Stella curled up against your side. Cats sleep 12-16 hours a day and dogs sleep 12-14 hours a day so you nap a lot! Felix, with his perpetually terrible sleep-schedule and night owl tendencies, is more than happy to nap with you.

He wakes you up by petting you,, soft,,,

Once you're awake, it's play time! He pulls out your trusty laser pointer and starts pointing it around. You know what he's doing but your instincts refuse to let you ignore it.

(If you're in a poly with Rime then he breaks out the rest of the cat toys, and the boys team up to bully play with you.)

Felix decides that with your new superior sense of smell, you should help him hunt for ingredients for a potion he wants to try making! Also it'll take a potion to reverse this spell so like. Two-fer.

So you guys go out to the forest. He's got some samples of what you need, and he holds them out to you wrapped up in a handkerchief.

"Felix, I'm not a bloodhound! I can't" *pauses* *starts sniffing the air*

"Pardon, love, a what hound?"

*grabs his arm and pulls him along* "This way!"

"Darling, what in the world is a bloodhound!? Is it some demented sort of hellhound that goes after all the living instead of solely the damned?"

You continue yanking him along, your brain totally hyperfocused on the scent you've picked up.

You two pick your way through the forest. On the bright side his spell partially worked!! You now have cat-like agility and dog-like speed, so you're running circles around him. You have to help him across a tree-trunk bridge (you have heightened balance and we'll assume a little bit of extra strength since all the ilephta characters seem to be physically very strong) and he's clinging to you while complaining that He Could Have Just Portal-ed You Across!

Felix walking around,, trying not to trip on roots,, nose buried in his book,,, you keep zipping around him,,,, you're not used to this level of speed so you run face-first into a tree more than once,,,, he fusses over you every time (nearly dropping his book more than once) but is also trying not to laugh a bit.

He's not used to walking around so much so you'll have to stop and take multiple breaks throughout the day. If you start getting restless then he pets you and that's enough to calm you down.

Middle of hunting,, you just plop down in a sunbeam and be like 'okai nap time :3' and now Felix is dying because The Forest Is Not A Place To Sleep Because There Are Dangerous Creatures Afoot!! But Also You Are Very Cute And He Is hesitant to wake you up.

If this is after Nyacromancy then like. Like. He gets it.

Anisa Anka

Anisa has hair poofs when she's startled... you get hair/fur poofs now and suddenly she understands why you're always teasing her. It's adorable.

Firstly she's checking on you, making sure you feel okay and everything. Then she's lecturing Felix. Then she finally gets a chance to properly fawn over you. Totally gives you a treat. And kisses. And constantly strokes your hair/fur. Just generally dotes. If you're a cat ilephta then some of her grooming instincts might come out? She's a half-ilephta so I'm not. entirely. sure how strong her instincts are.

You had made plans to help her out with patrol the next day. Initially she assumes you'll not want to go, and makes plans to call in sick so she can keep an eye on you, but hey! You're up and raring to go as soon as the birds start chirping (because you tried to pounce on them). You promise her you'll try your best to reel in your instincts but Boy oh Boy you just are not prepared

The day starts out relatively normal! You both head to the castle so Anisa can clock in and give out routes to the other kni- aaand you're biting the arm of a training dummy and thrashing it around a little bit. Like an attack dog. Okay then.

Then you start batting at a butterfly. Like a kitten. Okay then x2.

The other knights are trying so hard to avoid laughing, both because they respect Anisa immensely and also because she will not be happy if they make fun of you. Annie herself is trying really hard to ignore it but is also covering her mouth to not make it obvious shes laughing.

If you're helping with patrol then I guess you should probably be wearing a Sunstone uniform? Anisa had to help you pull it on and you kept biting at the strap and tugging on it and loosening it. Poor Annie. She cups your cheeks and sternly tells you to stop and then you do a little whine because 🥺 Oh No GF Mad 🥺 and she scritches behind your ears to calm you down.

Once everyone has been given their assignments and sent off, you two can finally head out. Anisa gave you a route through the marketplace so you'll have lots of stuff to do while you're all exciteable.

Both dogs and cats have way fewer taste buds than humans do. So Anisa buys you a ton of snacks (food is her love language) and you just,, can't taste,,, most of them. Or rather they're very dull. She makes sure not to feed you chocolate or grapes or anything else that could potentially be hazardous.

Anisa is a pretty popular public figure, and by extension, so are you. So you get more than one question about what's with the sudden ears and tail. Little kids try to get you to join in their games by throwing balls and Frisbees and stuff. More than one person offers you a treat.

You guys run into Ayanna,,, she thinks it's hilarious. Teaches you some little tips and tricks about how to navigate being an ilephta.

C...ca....catnip?? You and Ayanna smoking catnip??? Anisa coming to check on you and you're both high and Anisa is lecturing her mother but Ayanna is not listening even a little

Once your shift is over, you guys go back to the apartment for dinner and to unwind. Anisa even picked up groceries so you can cook together! How considerate :) and as she's pulling groceries out of the bag she happens to put a cucumbe-

You Get The Zoomies And Freak The Fuck Out and Promptly Tear Up The Kitchen. Then Run Away To The Living Room. Then Tear That Up. Then Hide Under The Overturned Couch.

Meanwhile Anisa is standing there, hair-puffed, holding the cucmber to her chest because What In Talos' Name Just Happened

You're incredibly embarrassed, but Anisa is sweet about it. She gives you lots of headpats, scratches, and kisses until you calm down. Then you guys can clean up together and make something that doesn't involve cucumbers.

Later on, you guys are laying in bed,, Anisa jokingly rubs your tummy and your leg starts kicking,,, she thinks it's the cutest thing ever. And if you purr? She's Dead.

Takes her hair ribbon out and kinda dances it around in the air for you,, you immediately start batting at it. Which turns into biting at it. Which turns into her trying to keep you from accidentally swallowing it.

You spot a mouse and immediately pounce after it,, promptly destroy the entire apartment again,,, you didn't even catch it, it escaped out the open window,,, Anisa drags you off to bed and decides you guys will just clean it up tomorrow instead.

Sage Lesath

Okay I'm gonna get it out of the way now all the new sounds and smells are very overstimulating and you're kinda running around a lot and Sage has to keep chasing after you and one time he's holding you from behind so you can calm down and he grins and flashes his fangs and says if you don't settle down, well, he'll have no choice but to put you on a leash-

No but Sage is fucking enamoured and he's genuinely considering begging Felix to say there's no way to reverse it so you'll just stay like this permanently.

I mean not. Like. Literally because he wouldn't just do that. But if you did decide to remain an ilephta I think he would never stop smiling.

You guys head out to the tavern to start your day and pick a bounty and all, and the entire time Sage calling you his Puppy/Kitty. Emphasis on his. Now that you're an ilephta, you're able to smell exactly how much Sage has been scent-marking you. And whenever someone compliments you/is a little too flirty, Sage slyly rubs up against your back just to give you that little extra mark.

Possessive Kitty Possessive Kitty Possessive Kitty

Side note with how much I love doing jealous/possessive Sage,, like I really should just do a yandere thing at some point. It's sort of an x reader hallmark. I don't have much of an idea though so we'll see how it goes

In the tavern,, you have a drink (either alcohol or water or whatever you want) and you kinda lap at it like a dog would,, Sage thinks it's adorable

Yes he makes a joke about what else your tongue can do ;3

Okay okay okay hear me out,,, Ilephta!MC experiencing a heat,,,, ehehehehe,,,,,

Anyways, you guys have a bounty to go after! So once you've got some food, you head out into town and get to tracking. With your super-senses working together, you two are able to track the criminal down pretty easy. Now you just gotta catch up to the- oh you're already running

Sage watches in a mixture of awe and amusement as you go sprinting off like an arrow. Normally he'd be concerned about you taking down a bounty yourself, but your prey is so surprised by the sudden exciteable cat/dog/fluffy person suddenly pouncing on them and pinning them down. Your tail is wagging with pride at your catch and you look up at Sage with the cutest expression and You Deserve A Treat!! Sage promises he'll get you something after you bring the bounty in.

You spend the entire walk back staring at Sage's tail,, randomly batting at it,,, biting it once or twice,,,, Initially Sage is amused but he's gradually getting more and more flustered. He tells you that if you don't knock it off you guys are gonna have to take a detour ;)

As you hand over the bounty, the guard starts flirting with Sage. So you promptly wrap your arms around him from behind and start rubbing your face against his back to scent mark him. He's both a little turned on and also incredibly flustered about it because It Makes Him Happy To Know He's Yours.

Love bites,,, You'll be zoned out and then suddenly start nomming on him,,, tail curling around his wrist,,,,

You're sitting on his lap,, he's petting you all over,,, you start kneading biscuts against the floor/table/whatever and Sage is internally squealing,, Is this why you constantly tease him for being a cat? Suddenly He Gets It.

He brushes your fur,, You keep growling and biting the brush,, he's as soft as he can be but snags are inevitable. When you stop growling/biting, he makes sure to kiss the top of your head and praise you for being so good. Once he's done you fall back against him,, reclined against his lower stomach,,, smiling,,, and doing that slow blink things cats do when they're content,, your tail is wagging,,,,

He's so in love with you he feels like he needs to cough up a hairball.

[calowlmitygoddess]

:3cc Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love❤

(I’m holding up a big-fan sign waiting for my bug fics updates)

SHOOT hm ok i've got a few works so mm

The Sun Rises- REALLY like this one, Lys beloved, still have another one shot of her i must get out of my system. OC origin story

Worlds Apart- Radiance centric, also still pretty happy with this one

How far have we fallen - PK and Radiance, i need to write more of these two tbh, they scratch my brainworms.

Our Birthday- Honkai Impact 3rd, Amber and Theresa centric, because They are Sisters your honour, and also terribly underatted

And lastly this one's for you dropout

We're so close but so Distant- multichapter fic where the HK siblings fail to communicate anything with eachother, and end up involved with yet MORE god bullshit but in another kingdom. I swear i'll get back to this one i just gotta finish my Original Wip that has consumed my brain

[gwagwagwagoogoo]

i hope this helps u write ur fic but consider; ur fic might not hold up to ur own standards, but the regular sulemio shipper isn't going to be doing literaary analysis anyway? if i saw a new fic in the tag I'd just be happy to consume more wlw content

the 2 cakes metaphor basically

Oh! thank you ;w;!!

I kinda forget that I am now developing a following on my tumblr dot gov account so y’all will actually remark on my late night bitching, it’s a bit of a shock tbh but the advice is appreciative I mean it ;;

That is true! I just get nervous is all, some liken me to a prey animal at heart and then I think about how others will react to my material and then I get prey animal nervous, where it’s built up on irrational thoughts and stuff

I’m still writing and I’m tryna just write for myself and sulemio brainworms and enjoy what I write rather than like. Take it so hard over literally nothing like it’s just an ao3 fic I don’t know why my dumbass gotta take it so seriously sometimes

Sometimes tricking my brain to deprive a cathartic sense of self indulgent pleasure from the experience eases the whole horror of perception thing I ultimately have and what i like to call ‘my anxiety brain’ describes as a lack of skill in the medium I try to create art in

Aka im tryna just have fun with it and not over think bc I overthink a LOTT it’s not anyone’s fault expect my own this is literally me

Tl;dr: im weirdddd But the words have put me at ease ;;; idk I just appreciate it thank you two cakes metaphor is so real, I try to not take things seriously and I try to not give my thoughts after 7 pm ground to fester

[ghostbeam]

omgg i loved ur vamp dabi fic smmmmm what if dabi there were other vampire clans or grps out there and wanted to prey on you as revenge on him n like ,,,,, one day he comes back into the castle ur there for safekeeping and he wants to hide away from u so ur not scared of him n ur like "babe let me take care of u already" and drag his bloodied up, roughed up, bruised up ass to the bathroom n he cant help but lean into your touch as you patch him up (hi hi imma go and feed into ur vampire brainworm xoxo hahaha -🍞)

Hiiii ohmygod I truly have so many thoughts running through my brain over this

I didn’t say in the fic but like the backstory for how reader and Dabi met was he saved u from like. Another vampire ajsjsksj (which that was all mari’s idea gotta thank her for giving me the inspo for this<3) but yeah I might write like a little Drabble about it at some point but idk yet

But anyways yeah……genuinely I think he’s so so so protective over u. Like I mention it once in the fic where he thinks about how he doesn’t want anyone to get to u first. he has to be the one to turn u so yeah definitely I think if other vamps came after u to get back at him he’d genuinely go fucking insane ajjssksksk

And I think if this happens around the time he turns you and you’re still getting used to like being a vampire and figuring out ur own strengths and he’s training you and taking u out to feed and stuff then yes Dabi is absolutely incredibly protective of u in this moment. Ur a little fledgeling u couldn’t fight vamps off if u tried right now (but you’ll learn cause Dabi wouldn’t let u leave the house without knowing how to protect yourself in some capacity)

So yeah he comes home covered in blood that’s not his and instead of greeting u where u sit in the living room he marches straight passed you and into the bathroom to clean up. It would take come coaxing from outside the door but he would finally let you in, let u strip him from his bloody clothes and wash his hair for him, watch the blood swirl down the drain. You’re far too good for him, completely unafraid even at his most brutal. You hold him gently and you wash the blood from his staples with care. You let him cling to you while you do it, fingers digging into ur hips and his face tucked into your neck. And when you’re done, you let him hold you close in his giant bed like it’s what you need, but it’s really for him.

Also gonna answer ur other ask here ajsjsksjks soooooo I don’t go into much detail in the fic cause I like Dabi being mysterious ajshdkdjd but yeah Dabi was turned the early 70s and ran from home afterwards because he couldn’t face his siblings as a vampire (and he also couldn’t control his bloodlust very well in the beginning) but yes he absolutely came back from the dead and got more fucked up hes been through some shit and has hardened over the years (except u make him softtttttt) but yeah I have a lot of likeeee thoughts about vamp Dabi and like his siblings cause he’d have to watch them grow old (and he does he keeps tabs on them the vase and the cup that reader drinks from are things he stole from fuyumi’s house during her pottery phase ajshdkdjdk) and I think him having to see that is part of the reason he turns reader.

But yeah wow this got sooooo long but I do love talking about him ajsjsksjsk thanks so much for being so sweet about it I’m so glad u liked the fic🥺🥺truly it means the world to me<33