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Oranges Have Feelings Too

Thank you @hoetaro-kujo for entering my little writing raffle! Hopefully you like this!!!

Summary: You and Mista enter a prank war against Fugo and Narancia. 

CW: Nicholas Cage 

“Babe?” Mista called from the other room. You shifted in your seat. Your head was still dangling off the edge of the couch as you bookmarked the page of your latest mystery thriller, eventually sitting up.

The world spun a bit as he blood rushed out of your head before you replied. “Yes?” You were a bit hesitant. You weren’t sure if this was going to be one of his sweet and sassy moods, or if he was already scheming for some fun. Either worked for you, even though you were on the shyer side, Mista and the gang made you feel comfortable to be yourself. It also helped that you loved Mista and everything he did. 

As you walked to the kitchen to meet him, you tried to smooth down the wrinkles in your hoodie. 

“So,” Mista threw a nut into his mouth, “remember THE INCIDENT?” By the way he said it, Mista was definitely hinting at something specific. But with him, there were too many incidents to count. 

“When No. 5 got scared and tried to crawl up your-“ Mista cut you off quickly.

“GOD NO!” While that event had been traumatizing, for both of you, it was not the incident he was referring to. Given how he nervously bit his lip, it would seem the incident he was talking about rattled him more emotionally… 

“Ya know…” he managed to spit out. He made a few incomprehensible hand gestures and continued, “the one with Narancia and Fugo?” He raised his eyebrows suggestively, hinting that you should definitely remember what had happened with them… Simultaneously refusing to give you any more details. 

“Oh come on Mista stop being so cheeky and just tell me!” You were getting a little frustrated at this game of his. 

But he just batted his eyes at you from across the kitchen, “I thought you liked my butt cheeks…” 

“Oh shut up!” you were a little flustered so it took a moment to carefully choose your next guess. “Was it when we walked in on Fugo and Narancia kissing?” You offered. 

“Noooo! How many times do I have to tell you, they weren’t kissing! They were just trying to bandage the cuts from where they had stabbed each other! At most it was a brotherly hug.” He was getting frustrated now. Apparently the incident he was talking about was too difficult to physically talk about. 

“Ohhhh was it when they, ya know, wrote,” Mista’s eyes bulged terrified that you would say the cursed word, “a certain scary number, all over your clothes?” Mista was shaking from the memory. 

It had been a terrifying day for him. He nearly pulled his hair out because he couldn’t find a single article of clothing without a number 4 written all over it in black ink. You had never seen him so stressed, clothes were being thrown all over his room, and lights broke, but his high pitched screams pierced all other noises. 

“Yes yes that one!!” Mista was flailing his arms around, so excited that you had guessed correct. 

“So now that I’ve won your little game of charades, will you tell me why we’re playing?” You couldn’t help but tease him back. The boy was so outrageous your sarcasm just dripped when he was around. 

“Well,” ah there was that glint in his eye. He was already incredibly handsome, but when he was feeling mischievous his eyes were almost radiant. He puffed out his chest a bit and he folded his arms with a certain swagger. 

“I have found a way to get revenge.” 

“Oh really?” You leaned over the kitchen island looking at him. “And what might that be?” Sure it was probably a little immature to scheme against your teammates, who hopefully weren't eavesdropping from their rooms down the hall. But a little prank war was necessary for morale, no matter how many times Buccellati and Abbacchio insisted it wasn't. 

Mista’s face lit up in a maniacal grin, “I’m going to convince Narancia that some fake facts are true!” He was so excited he was practically vibrating. 

“Remember how angry Fugo was when Narancia told him the earth was flat? It's like two birds with one stone! Tricking Narancia and pissing off Fugo!” Mista was very proud of his plan. He was practically patting himself on his back. 

“I think the next one will be that vaccines don't work! Or that birds are government surveillance drones!” Mista kept prattling on about nonsense conspiracy theories, that Narancia would be very easily convinced were true. 

Of course you were very proud of him, and obviously that would be hilarious to watch. But you remembered how terrified he was by their last prank… He needed to do something even worse back to them. Funny for you two to watch of course, but also just a little scarring for the boys. 

“That would be hilarious, but maybe you want to do something a little more permanent? Like really screw with their heads and stuff?” Mista scrunched up his eyebrows and looked at you in confusion. 

“Just because their last joke was a little… cruel? I think we should be a little edgier with our retaliation strike.” You were a little worried he would think you were taking it a step too far, but after a few more seconds of pondering, his face lit up again. 

“Lets do it!” You met his grin with a warm smile. This was going to be a very exciting day. 

“So. What do you have in mind?” Mista asked, but the gears were already spinning in your mind. 

“Who does Fugo hate most in the world?” 

“Always himself, sometimes Narancia…” He stopped to think for a little, “Oh and always Nicholas Cage.” 

“Brilliant! Now, what is Narancia’s favorite food?” This was the real clincher. Yes, Narancia was baby, but he was also a baby who carried a switch blade and was super excited to use it. 

“Uhhh maybe strawberry cake? Oranges? Chocolates? Really I don't think he would turn down anything sweet.”

“Perfect.” It was all coming together. 

~~~~~~~

“I don't think i ever need to see Nicholas Cage’s face again.” Mista complained as he slid down the closed door of Fugo’s room.  

“Too bad you’re looking at him right now,” you snickered as you held up a print of him in front of your face. You were pretty proud of your handiwork. There was not an inch of Fugo’s room that was not covered in Nicholas Cage’s face. Mista had even wrapped his pencils and books with the wrapping paper you had custom printed. You were down about 50 Euros, but it was a small price to pay when you saw Fugo’s reaction to this masterpiece.  

The clock struck 12 and you heard the ridge door open in the kitchen. Aaaaand here he was. Right on time. 

“WHAT THE FUCK!” His scream was muffled by the door, but evidently he had seen Nicholas Cage’s face duct taped on his sandwich too. You quickly pulled Mista into Fugo’s closet so you could have prime seats of the impending meltdown. 

Fugo’s footsteps were heavy as he pounded his way down to his room. You had to cover Mista’s mouth to keep him from snickering and giving away your position. Then there it was, the fateful turn of the doorknob. 

You peered through a crack in the door and saw a look of pure terror spread across Fugo’s face as he saw even his bed covered in Nicholas Cage’s face. He took a shaky breath and tore back the comforter to see that Nicholas Cage was IN his bed too. His breath was coming in fast bursts as he spun around the room. He spun again. And then again, before releasing an unearthly howl. 

“MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” 

Mista couldn't contain his laughter anymore and cackled his ass off as he sprinted out of the closet and down the hall before Fugo could catch him. 

~~~~~~~

“Are you ready for this responsibility Number Five?” Mista held the little Sex Pistol up to his face. The poor little guy was crying tears of joy, he was never chosen for anything and now he was given one of the greatest responsibilities: to help Mista prank Narancia. 

Number Five gave a small mumble of affirmation and an enthusiastic nod of his head. All amidst happy tears. Mista gave him a piece of salami before cutting a little hole in the orange for Number Five to hide in. He carefully stuck the skin back over Number Five’s little hole, and placed the bait on the kitchen counter. 

You sat at the table watching and waiting for everything to go down. Sure, you were the mastermind of this operation but you weren't foolish enough to get caught. You had to preserve your spot as everyone’s friend in the gang. 

“Oi Narancia!” Mista called the boy playing video games in the other room. 

“Yeah?” 

“I just got some oranges, do you want one?” Mista was awful at hiding his plan. He was snickering so badly he had to cover his face with his hand. But those big brown eyes always gave his mischief away. 

Luckily Narancia was too preoccupied with the thought of food to notice. He promptly paused his game, and strolled into the kitchen. You knew he would pull out the biggest and juiciest orange so you just waited. 

He started to peel it, then paused when he heard a small whimper coming from the orange. 

“Ow!” A brief look of confusion passed over Narancia’s face. He must have figured it wasn't real. 

“It hurts!” There it was that little voice again. Narancia’s eyes shot open in confusion. He held the orange farther away from his body as he turned to Mista. 

“Oranges don't have feelings, right?” Narancia was hesitant in asking his question. 

“Well,” Mista paused trying to sell his character, “I did see this documentary that said plants can feel pain. Especially trees when they’re being cut down.” Narancia just stared at the little orange cupped in his hands. 

“Please don't peel my skin! It hurts!!” This time Narancia was sure he heard a voice. While scared that his food was talking, it was pretty damn cool that he had made a scientific discovery. Narancia was so expressive, all of his thoughts played out on his face like a little show. 

He sprinted away, hopefully to find Fugo. 

Once he was gone, Mista keeled over you in a fit of laughter. 

“Ya know babe,” Mista pulled you against him in a tight hug, “that was pretty brilliant.” He placed a gentle kiss on your lips and held you tight. At least until the other boys figured it out. 

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Winners!!!

Hello everybody! Today is the day that my icon raffle finally ends! Thank you all so much for joining!!! There were over 50 entries and six winners!

So, without further a due, congratulations to:

@askgiornobrandogiovanna

@phoenixthefurrynerd-artblog

@perladellanotte

@ectoshambles

@one-thousand-cherrytrees

And @hoetaro-kujo

Again, thank you all so much for joining!!! I didn't even think ten people would join really...I will be contacting everyone who won via Tumblr, but if I forget, please contact me!!!

Have a nice day everyone!! ❤❤❤

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[meowhawkk]

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send a 🌻 and i will just tell you whatever i want lol 

unironically your url is one of the funniest fucking things ive ever read

anyways i’ve been suspended on twitter like six times now i’m like a flea they cant get rid of

[konolioda-blog]

you would not believe your toes

if ten million jotaros

[1ce-bee]

Rules: tag 10 people you want to know better( thank you for the tag @amethystsoda 💖💖💖

Sexuality: I’m bisexual (but lean towards women more often)

Name: Baylee!

Cats or dogs: I like cats more but both good!

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff

Reason for url: it was a joke between me and one my brothers when we were younger that if someone made me upset I had the power to curse someone with the 1000 year gay so for the next millennia they would be homosexual. ( it was to confuse people not to actually be offensive btw). It usually worked for the most part and made people forget why they were being mean in the first place 😂

Favorite animal: it’s hard to choose because I love a lot of animals but I really like snakes💚💚💚

I tag @fallen-topaz @sailorkitty314 @saphilipine @hoetaro-kujo @diredigression @wafflesthedragonslayer @mistaswife if you haven’t done it @friskywiggles same for you and anybody else that wants to do this

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Tag game 🐉

Tagged by @alittlewhitetulip and @headoverjojo. Thank you so much, lovelies! 💚

We made picrews of our jojo f/o✨

They are Kakyoin and Josuke, Haruno and Giorno 👼

We tag these gorgeous people:

@kakyoin-shades @blaster-lunaz @panbaigel @huffle555puff @hoetaro-kujo @risottos-wife @sugaredrosebuds @wes-bluemarine-hoe @frozenzippers @gio-is-writing @softwhitetea

- Love, K&S ❤️

[imagine-jjba]

What would mista & the pistols behave around his crush? :)

mista’s reactions around his crush! (+ sex pistols)

thank you so, so much for sending in this ask! i’m sorry i didn’t get it out sooner, i ended up getting tired when this ask was originally sent. so, now i’m writing it after the valentine’s day post! i hope you enjoy this! i’m not sure if this is exactly what you wanted, but i really hope it is! please feel free to send in more asks, if you’d like.

this is pretty short for my tastes, but i don’t have too many ideas right now, honestly. but i hope you enjoy these headcanons regardless!

@hoetaro-kujo

when he first notices his crush actually becoming a crush, he’ll force himself to try and push away the feelings in favor of actually doing his job. he may not seem like he has a crush on you during this time. he’s very secretive about it. besides, he has to think of all the things that could go wrong first. what if you get hurt (or potentially something worse)? what if you don’t end up together? what if you do end up together and break up after a while? he needs time to process his emotions.

although, he’s very perceptive what you do. your kind words, you even dealing with his antics in the first place, your touch, everything. he treasures it all. though, he’s a bit reclusive when it comes to you, in terms of physical affection. he doesn’t want to get too close in fear of you noticing his crush. to everyone else, this just makes it more obvious. thankfully, you aren’t the brightest bulb in the room, so you can’t quite catch on.

after a while, when he confirms that he does have a crush on you, he’ll want to spend more time with you! if giorno sends you on missions, he’ll ask to go with you. after all, you need a backup in case something goes wrong. that’s just his excuse of finding ways to hang out with you.

when you’re close to him, on a physical sense, he’ll grow very flustered and stutter a lot. he’ll also take quick looks at you when you’re not looking, but quickly look away when you are. it’s cute, in the sense that it’s almost like a school girl. eventually, you may start to catch on. if you start to catch on and try to see how much you affect him, leaning in close and touching him briefly will get a good reaction out of him. his face becomes red and he backs away a little, making some sort of excuse as to why he doesn’t want you having skin-to-skin contact.

he’s also very observant of your needs, believe it or not. as much as he likes to fool around with you, he’ll pay attention to your emotions. on a particular day, when you’re sad, he’ll come talk to you and mention it in a way so it won’t embarrass you in front of the others. later, he’ll ask if you want to talk to him. if not, he’ll leave you alone, but he’s always open to talk about your feelings if need be.

he also offers you many things, even to see his hair underneath his hat. he really only lets certain people do that. if you say something nice about his hair, he’ll get flustered and laugh nervously, complimenting you as well. he’s the nervous type of guy, really! he doesn’t want to come off too strongly to his crushes.

each of the sex pistols will react differently to being around you as well! as hard as it is sometimes, mista manages to keep them mostly under control. sometimes, they do lead things on. he quickly puts a stop to it once he finds out that his stands are trying to lead you on to his crush, though.

number one, as a cheerful and joyful as it is, will try to protect you from anything it sees as a threat. when it sneaks away from mista, it’ll come to you and sit in front of you. of course, it’ll also try to start a conversation with you. when you talk to it, it’ll always agree with what you have to say.

number two, the most rouge-like out of the six, will normally always come to you to watch the others mess around. or, it’ll sit in front of you/on your shoulder to get a feel for your presence. it enjoys the comfort of being around you and will sometimes even offer you a piece of its food!

number three, the “bully” of the group, will usually come to you to complain about whatever mista is doing. or it’ll complain to you about number five. or maybe both at the same time! who knows, but when you scold it for bullying five, it’ll pout, but stop. it never actually stops for anyone but you, but you don’t find it to be too strange.

number five, the shy and timid one of the group, will try to see what you’re about first. it’ll try to make some nervous conversation with you, but once you say that everything will be fine and that you won’t hurt it, it’ll start to come to you when three is doing its usual bullying. you protect five a lot, always hiding in between your shirt or your hair, which embarrasses mista (whenever he finds out).

number six, even though is very tough-looking and fearsome, will always be very gentle with you. it’ll stay by your side when needed and talk to you when it notices you look a bit lonely. it looks irritated, but this number out of mista’s bullets is one of the more peaceful ones. at least, until someone hurts you. it’ll want to beat up the person that hurt you. it’ll be even worse if you’re out in a near-death situation.

number seven, the last one of the bullets, is more like number one. however, number seven is more likely to be rambunctious and loud. very energetic, but also can calm you down when needed. it takes up a leader-like role as well, stepping in to protect you first.

all of the pistols will favor you over mista when they’re irritated or just don’t want to work. they’ll all go to you at the same time, sometimes, just to complain about mista’s work. they’re always coming to you in at least groups of two, though. you very much enjoy their company, even when mista’s away. they all have their individual personalities, which is somehow cute.

depending on what stage his feelings for you are, you can kind of tell that something’s going on with him. he’s very touchy and clingy to all your friends, but when it comes to your yourself, he doesn’t like to touch or get too close. it’s very unusual for his normal behavior, how you used to act. no matter what conclusion you’d come to, however, mista would probably still act the same.

however, when he finally confessses his feelings, he’s very nervous about it. so many questions are floating through his mind that he ends up asking giorno and whoever else he can ask. heck, he even asks trish for help. they end up giving him essentially the same advice. don’t freak out too much, try to be himself. so, he tries doing something like that, but he can’t help but be nervous about your reaction.

when you accept his confession and express your relief and mutual feelings towards him, he’s surprised, but also overjoyed. he can’t really believe that someone as great as you would like him, but he’s very grateful for the opportunity to even try and be dating you. he ends up pulling you into a tight hug and compliments you, most likely about your scent. he likes it and he sort of wonders if you use any product or anything like that. mista’s not very interested in that world, but he’s be interested in the scent that suits you the best.

you two hit it off well! there’s not many awkward moments anymore, but the pistols act the same. they don’t have anything to hide anymore, though, so they’re always openly expressing their affections in a cute and romantic way. you accept that, of course, and they’re all cheering about it. mista’s embarrasses about the pistols’ behaviors, but it’s not deterring you in any way.

[yume-fanfare]

the prize for @hoetaro-kujo who won the raffle! this is their oc, bey!

[jojosbizzaretitties]

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[giogio-gucci-gangstar]

MY LITTLE RAFFLE WINNERS YAY

Okay so I randomly chose three with the help of a number generator (because four is unlucky obviously) so 

@softlimefluff​

@hoetaro-kujo​

@lostinthe-jojos​

thank’s for participating! Ill message you guys and we can talk about whatever it is you’d like from me lol

[jojoocbliss]

Topo shifts through the photos he has in his hands with a calm expression. “So far we only have 3 people wanting to join.” His eyes move over to Dolce.

“Do you think we should wait a bit longer?” He was clearly uncertain. How do things like this work again? 

Dolce leaned on the old desk and moved a photo with her finger. “Maybe until April first?”

Topo frowns. “Then we would look like a joke!”

“End of the month maybe? After all, we are getting these in the mail. If somebody calls us it would be a bit worrying. We haven't given any of them your personal number.” The red-violet haired woman spoke. 

-- ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO JOIN HAD UNTIL THE 31st OF MARCH --

ocs in photo- @hoetaro-kujo @artisticdragon-lover @the-lizard-doodles

[dolphin-enthusiast]

i've been getting a lot of comments lately about how i look sad/angry/disgusted and honestly, as usually a pretty emotional person (in means of facial expressions) i feel like in means of emotional capacity i'm sliding from emotional baby down to hoetaro kujo straight as a pole face. but i think the case is when i'm not smiling i either look intimidating af or have a resting bitchface. and i quited smiling so much cuz i look stupid but now everyone assume that i'm hella angry 24/7. send help pls

Xjxjssj i dont really know how to help u bc i have a major resting bitchface 25/8 and i also dont show any emotions like at all jxksksk and neither do i care what others say abt me🤡🤡🤡all i can say is that they need to stop talkin shit and assuming things abt a person💀

[1ce-bee]

Had the honor of drawing a super cool jjba oc that belongs to @hoetaro-kujo ! I had so much fun making her and I hope that I got it accurate!

Link below the drawing for info on the oc ❤️❤️❤️

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Kalos Kai Agathos: 1OO 🍾

Hi guys! This day of May has brought us good news: we are 1OO (2)! It’s amazing and we can’t believe in it!

We started our blog two months ago to join Jojo community and share our creative works. We couldn’t guess that you would support us like that! Every like, reblog and comment is inspiration for us but the main treasure is Y O U! 🥂

1O2 isn’t a simple number, it’s our friends who always support us and share love and kindness with us! Communicate with you and see how we develop together is an unbelievable pleasure! We want you to know how we support you and love you that is why, please, take these words from Karina and Sophie:

💚 @kakyoin-shades: dear cherry, you're an amazing person and writer, we hope that our communication is the beggining of real friendship, thank you!

🤍 @kakyoin-comehome: you're so cool and we share your taste in characters!

💚 @blaster-lunaz: thank you for your matches with Kakyoin for us, and for your likes!

🤍 @nevershoutnani: DEAR NANI, THANK YOU AND THANK YOU SO MUCH! You always help us, give good advice and appreciate our creative works! THANK YOU!

💚 @anasuisprisonwife: THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! Your support at the beggining helps us, THANK YOU!

🤍 @hoetaro-kujo: honey, we appreciate that you've been with us since the beginning, thank you for your requests and likes!

💚 @huffle555puff: thank you for your request, likes and support! You're cutie!

🤍 @panbaigel: the talented artist and talented math teacher, thank you that you're always with us!

💚 @sirensong3: kind lady, we miss you so much, thank you that you're always interested in us and, for sure, for your request, reblogs ans likes!

🤍 @messofavs: thank you that you always reblog our CHAPTERS and writing works, it really means a lot for us!

💚 @ohnonotanotherjojoblog: thank you for your request and likes, we hope that you really like "10 sex characters"!

🤍 @risottos-wife: thank you that you support us, give likes and appreciate our make-up marathon!

💚 @jojosbizarrewriter: thank you for your likes and that you like our make-ups! Our hearts!!

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✨ Big thanks to the people who answered us and started to communicate with: @headoverjojo, @abbacchiosbelt, @cocojumbohno, @ari-arrivederci, @naranciabestboi, @bunnywritings, @thequarantinejjbablog, @capobucci, @cheemerthejojofreak, @gio-is-writing, @mavzoon, @ultimate-demigirl, @staruplatinum, @nuclear-writing, @ddarker-dreams, @blueluneacy, @a-very-bizarre-adventure, @frozenzippers, @jofoes-imagines, @pearlycove, @spookkit, @zellywrites

We TRY to thank many people independently! We hope that we mentioned the most active blogs but thank you, ALL OF YOU! 🙌🏻💕

T H A N K Y O U !

P.S: sorry for mistakes, if they are here but we are thrilling and absolutely happy!

- Love, K&S ❤️