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i have. no. words rn omg
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM6ns3AX5/
AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE AND LOVE IT, WHY DID TIKTOK NERF EVERYTHINGGGGGG UGH he's so fine though omgggg the things i would do to that man
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HORNY HALL OF FAME
These are the official wonusite thots™ that have made horny hours on this blog possible, and I love every single one of them <3
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#wonusite thots#shout out to dilf cheol nonny for suggesting this#didn’t realize the list got so long lmao#love it#if anyone wants to be inducted lmk#can never have enough nonnies
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Fir, fern, and bonsai for the floral ask? ❤️💐
Mia ! ! ! 💕💖💟💓💕💗💞
fern: if you could turn to anyone for guidance, who would it be?
The lion turtle from AtLA!!! I find Aang’s character arc so, so compelling as someone who really struggles to maintain a balance of I think is right and what I fear is necessary. The idea of the lion turtle not only understanding Aang’s reluctance to take a life (which is a totally valid concern that too often gets dismissed and even ridiculed by the fandom!) but also equipping him to administer justice while still solidifying the value of his ideology, and the legacy of his people is just *chef’s kiss*
bonsai: what is something you could spend hours, even days doing?
I haven’t worked on language learning much in the past few months, but there have been stretches of weeks where I didn’t do anything in my free time but take grammar notes, make flashcards, and practice speaking alone in my room like boo boo the fool I’m hoping to take it back up during the schoolyear!
fir: which tropes/archetypes do you find the most and the least compelling?
I'm a simple girl who enjoys a good hero's journey, as well as a good corruption arc. Dorian Gray? Beautiful. Azula? Stunning. Anakin Skywalker? Here for it. I’m also a hoe for masculine men who are willing to be emotional with one another (RE: the Lord of the Rings). I know morally gray protagonists are super in right now but I’m such a slut for people who are flawed but genuinely always try to do the right thing (RE: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Aragorn).
On the other hand I really despise the super badass woman who rejects all traditionally feminine things, as well as the bad boy -> sad boy trope. In my opinion the first isn't really a character, but a shallow reaction to the damsel in distress trope that was and is designed to give men a feeling of power and importance. So there came the badass fighter lady- but incidentally the only qualities that make up her character are qualities men will respect :/ I think AtLA's Suki best summed my feelings on it: "I am a warrior, but I'm a girl, too." I'm all for women being good fighters and mechanics and strategists! But when Hollywood writes them it's still for the male audience imo lmfao
Okay i started on the bad boy trope and then couldn’t stop so, trigger warning: rape and also I’m coming for Kylo Ren’s throat and also the whole ass sequel trilogy, y’all. Reylos, read at your peril. Mia, I am so, so sorry for hijacking this lovely ask :/
Bad boy -> sad boy trope is at best lazy writing and at worst an implicit affirmation of rape culture (and so I don’t understand why it’s so prevalent in the romance genre which boasts of so many female writers!). The bad boy is a young (usually aged 17-35), very conventionally attractive male who exhibits patterns that range anywhere from socially unacceptable to explicitly abusive. He often receives a half-assed "my mom died" and/or "my dad was an abusive alcoholic” which is meant to explain his behavior. If this were followed by an exploration into consequences and familial patterns, I’d be on board. But usually it only results in his love interest “understanding” him more deeply and writing off his abuse tactics because, in a way, it’s not really his fault. Besides, he’s still young, and wants to do better. It’s rarely addressed again.
Fact: while everyone needs to feel loved and no true love is truly wasted, your love will never fix the Bad Boy. The only thing that will is years and years of therapy.
Unfortunately there are too many good examples of the Bad Boy -> Sad Boy trope, but this is a Star Wars blog so I’m gonna talk about Kylo Ren again. Sure, he got a “redemption arc” (which was such bullshit and an insult to all redemption arcs. It’s not even an arc; it’s a fucking U-turn in the middle of the last installment of a trilogy. Make. An. Effort.), but he had his ardent fans and defenders long before TRoS, even after TLJ when he made the choice, of his own free will, to continue his path to the dark side and the legacy of murder.
(Side note: remember when Snape got a semi-redemption in TDH and people got pissed at Rowling because it seemed like she excused his horrendous behavior? I’ve been saying this for years and I’ll say it again: if Snape were a younger, more attractive man portrayed by Adam Driver, he’d have an army of supporters. I’m not saying Snape was a good person, or even that Rowling pulled off that redemption. But Kylo Ren committed crimes 1000% worse than Snape ever did. Given that they were both in their thirties when they died, you can’t even use age to defend Kylo as a lost, immature young boy and demonize Snape as a grown-ass man who should have known better. The only real difference between them is that Snape struck us as an unattractive, older man whose flaws struck a personal chord in readers (many of whom undoubtedly had a teacher who picked on students out of spite), and Kylo Ren is played by Adam Driver and I guess mass murder is a less personal crime to many audiences? The double standard simply disturbs and distresses me.)
The fact that Rey ends up falling in love with him, too, is perfectly on brand for the Bad Boy -> Sad Boy trope in the worst way possible. The first hints came in TLJ, when Kylo’s tragic backstory based entirely on some of the most blatant character assassination i’ve ever seen in my life holy shit elicited her compassion. This was followed by Kylo choosing the dark side of his own volition (not Snoke’s influence! After that choice, he should not have been redeemable), and then, of course, Rey falling in love with him sometime during TRoS. Given that torture scene in TFA, their “love story” made me (and still makes me) sick to my stomach. That scene screamed rape metaphor: Rey restrained and stripped of her agency, Kylo “You know I can take whatever I want” Ren forcibly penetrating her mind in what we know to be an excruciatingly painful process, obviously without consent. The fact that Rey can use her miraculous Palpatine Force powers to fight back doesn’t mean a damn thing; for all intents and purposes, it was rape, clean and simple. Never, by the way, do we see Kylo having to atone for his actions. Never does Rey hold him accountable for what should have been an extremely traumatic incident (I mean, yeah, she relates to him like you would a villain, but not as if he had targeted her personally and taken advantage of her, which he did, dammit).
I’ve also seen the argument that more or less divides Kylo Ren and Ben Solo into two different people, as if Rey’s love story is with one and not the other. I’m aware that this depends on your interpretation of what the dark side actually does to you. I’m of the opinion that the dark side doesn’t kill you like Yoda and Obi-Wan say; there’s too much evidence, for example, that Darth Vader was still Anakin Skywalker- twisted beyond recognition, perhaps, but still one and the same. A love story with Ben Solo (especially given the timeline of the sequel trilogy) is necessarily a love story with Kylo Ren, a rapist and a mass murderer who happened to be portrayed by Adam Driver.
For whoever made it this far: I do not hate you if you support Kylo Ren or if you ship Reylo. But I do find them extremely problematic. If you take issue with any of my points, I’d rather you message me privately rather than reply to or reblog this post. Thx!
#i am so so so so sorry for what this became#i did not intend to write a short essay about kylo ren i swear#given the severity of my accusations against him i found it important to refer to him by his actual name#rather than the bastardizations y'all know i'm so fond of#the bastardizations will return after this post#acciokenobi#flora asks
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LIKE CONSIDERING HES THE SUBBIEST SUB THATS EVER SUBBED TELL HIM THATS WHAT YOU WANT AND TALK HIM THROUGH IT. HELL DO IT, BCUS YKNOW.. SUB? then boom a munch was born.
HE LITERALLY did im dying i thought i recognized it.
I MEAN YES BUT I ALSO DONT WANT TO MAKE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE AND MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE HE HAS TO BC I SAID? oscar munch piastri does sound appealing tho
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD
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WAIT HES A VIRGIN HOW DO I NOT REMEMBER THIS? HUH?? ASK HIM TO SIMPLE OR MORE LIKE FORCE HIM
Also im pretty sure he used that fuck me eyes gif in his pinned when he re made everything
I THINK HE IS ANYWAY, UNLESS IM TRIPPING FORCE HIM? LIKE HOW?
OH MY GOD HE DID ........ you can't tell me that man isn't the subbiest sub that ever subbed
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I need elaboration don’t question me that’s very rude of you 🤨
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM6poLT7s/
"he's so pretty when he goes down on me" he is pretty and he has not yet gone down on me rip that man is a MEGA virgin
he's so wrjfiojwifjiwojiowjvoowjefqjq
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im link bc I send u links i couldn’t think of anything else 😭😭😭
WDYM ITS ACCURATE? ELABORATE PLZ AND THANK U ☺️
HAHAHAHAH
what elaboration do u need this is very self explanatory yep
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btw if you look on oscar’s add and see a random anon named link it’s me plz don’t freak out 😭😭😭 ANYWAY HEYYYY BOOOOOOOOO I COME WITH MORE LINKS FOR SEXY EDITS OF SEXY OSCAR
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM6psxr2S/
THANK U I WAS WONDERING WHO TF THAT WAS HAHAHHA
OHHHHHHH I LOVE U, the song is so true though yeah HES SO BABYYYYYYYYYYYY I LOVE HIM SM HIS SMILES SO CUTE AGH
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NO. WORDS.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM6NEoVGJ/
YOURE KIDDING ME RN HOW AM I EXPECTED TO LIVE RIGHT NOW
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OSCARS NEWEST POST? HELLO??
I FUCKING DIED.
HES SO CLUELESS WITH ALL OF IT ITS SO ADORABLE
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!?!?!!? SUCK THAT DICK???? HELLO?? I WOUKD BE ON MY KNEES IN AN INSTANT DONT EVEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNUGH. HES JUST ASKING FOR IT AT THIS POINT.
I WANT TO SO BAD BRO BUT I DONT SEE HIM FOR ANOTHER COUPLE DAYSSSSSSSSSSSS
I WANNA HAVE THIS MAN WHIMPERINGGGGGGGGGG LIKE FR CRYING HES SO CUTEEEEEEE I WANNA MAKE HIM BEG LOLZIES
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unhinged? bitch that’s tame compared to me im still thinking about the whole name thing and wondering if he’s still practicing.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM SHIRTLESS.
oo wait i dont even know that myself, HE GOT A NEW NAME FOR ME THO HE LOVES CALLING ME MOMMY CNEJNCJNJNECJ HE JUST SAID HE "NEEDS MOMMY WITH ME"......................... GGOOOOOOODDDDDBYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM ON SUCH A POWERTRIP
YES. OH MY GAWD. the marks i would have on that boy ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I can’t pick just one slutty edit so have two
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMjKfghVA/
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMjKfgEoU/
i need him in ways i cant describe holy fuckokireoif3fjoi3jgoijwkfl;2
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would we like another soft osc edit or a kinda thirst trap? 🤭🤭
BOTH??????????????????/
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