#hoax the “tenrec”

[kingprinceleo]

vampire au- rando little doodles

[sonic-au-collision]

SONIC AU COLLISION: ROUND 3

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Vampire AU belongs to @kingprinceleo [link to masterpost]

Content Warnings: Blood & implied cannibalism

Chuck's Pizzareia AU belongs to @majesticn3wt [link to original post]

Explore each world below the cut!

Vampire AU:

Angel Island is the only life Sonic has ever known. Being trapped within the permanent barrier encasing the 8 islands isnt quite his style, so finding a way to destroy it and explore the world below has been his goal for as long as he can remember. Hes got a number of other things keeping him occupied however, trying to prevent the Robotnik family from taking over total control of the islands.

When he isnt fighting them off, hes hanging out with his friends, living his best life being a vampire both day and night. When he wants to get everyone off his back, and feed from his favorite vampire hater, Shadow, he uses his magic staff to change his appearance into an alter ego, Hoax the "Tenrec".

Chuck's Pizzareia AU:

Uncle Chuck has left a note for Sonic on the counter, he's gone on another adventure and has left Sonic in charge of the Pizzareia.

In a bit of a panic Sonic rushes to invite his friends Tails and Knuckles to come help him run the place. Eager to help out their friend they oblige, unknowing of the challenges and chaos that awaits them.

[alphynix]

April Fools 2017: Solved Paleo Mysteries Day

With Unsolved Mysteries Month over, and the first day of April upon us, it’s time for an important announcement: after many hours of grueling research, I’ve managed to solve every single one of the past month’s mysteries.

So, in no particular order:

Horse Snoots As we all know, weird noses are always trunks.

Ichthyoconodon There’s only one logical explanation.

Mosasaurs Mosasaurs were in fact the sister group to sauropodomorphs.

Amiskwia & Typhloesus Lichens.

Kakuru As recent discoveries like Deinocheirus and Spinosaurus have shown us, dinosaurs previously known only from fragmentary remains always turn out to be utterly ridiculous-looking and weirdly proportioned. Thus we have to go much much weirder to have a chance of ever predicting what Kakuru really looked like.

Paleodictyon DEEP SEA BEES

Godzillus An ancient kraken’s art project. It may have been a crude attempt at a self-portrait sculpture.

Trilobites Despite their apparent biological complexity, trilobites are really just naturally-occurring inorganic structures.

Diskagma Proterozoic macroviruses.

Acallosuchus Actually a giant tenrec.

Ammonites The lack of soft tissue is immediately explained if we reconsider ammonites as shelled ghosts. (Modern ghosts are of course secondarily shell-less.)

Chitinozoans Early skyfish eggs. Their disappearance from the marine fossil record marks not an extinction but their evolutionary transition to an entirely aerial lifestyle.

Maxberg Archaeopteryx While most specimens of Archaeopteryx are elaborate hoaxes, to the surprise of everyone the Maxberg specimen was actually a genuine fossil -- it just wasn’t a dinosaur. Further preparation of the slab after the casts were made found traces of the missing parts of its body, a discovery that had to be quickly covered up.

Pterosaurs Transitional pterosaurs went through a highly unusual “assisted flight” stage.

Vetulicolians The long sought-after transitional forms between crustaceans and fish.

Dinosaur Snoots Weird noses are ALWAYS trunks.

Permian Extinction “average extinction rate of 70% of all species” factoid actualy just statistical error. average extinction rate of 0% of all species. Lystrosaurus georg, who lives in early Triassic & displaces over 10,000 terrestrial vertebrates each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Ediacarans The Ediacaran biota seems so strange and alien in comparison to all other known groups because they really weren’t related at all to any modern organisms. They were actually the very last native lifeforms of this planet, wiped out after the arrival of our invasive extraterrestrial ancestors.

Andrewsarchus Upon closer inspection of the nasal region of the skull, it turns out Andrewsarchus was a rhinogradentian.

Gluteus Preserved three-dimensional cross-sections of ancient extra-dimensional beings. Upper Devonian spacetime in Iowa was unusually “sticky”, trapping these odd manifestations within our universe.

Bats My own independent analysis recovers bats as highly modified armadillos. Also, through rigorous application of digital image enhancement, I have discovered many previously unseen anatomical features in photographs of fossil bats, and can now accurately reconstruct their ancestral form:

Amphicoelias Clearly no terrestrial animal could grow so huge and still be able to support its own weight. Sauropods that large would have inevitably begun to collapse under their own gravity, shedding most of their outer layers in a sudden explosion and scattering rare heavy elements around their immediate vicinity. (This is the primary reason we only find isolated bones of giant sauropods and no complete skeletons.)

The very largest individuals would also have occasionally become just massive enough to potentially collapse past their Schwarzschild radius and form an unstable saurosingularity -- which would have then violently evaporated via Hawking radiation with an energy output equivalent to a small comet impact.

And that’s why no animals get that big anymore.

[kingprinceleo]

Vampire au -Reposting a cropped vers of an old sketch i still kindaaaaa like ,,, I could do the expressiond better now I think

In the last panel shadows pulling his gun fnfnfnf it's so hard to notice/register in my brain

[kingprinceleo]

vampire au- trying smth new with notes in the sketch page itself i want to become a gameplay notification

[kingprinceleo]

vampire au- shadows the one who schedules feeding nights but still acts surprised and annoyed whenever he has to feed that fool shadow will also not hesitate to start slicing him if hoax starts acting weird

[kingprinceleo]

vampire au-gooberts

[kingprinceleo]

vampire au- bad vibe sillies jasper belongs to @candycatstuffs

[kingprinceleo]

vampire au- i really like this sweatshirt on him fdgjd,, chilling time

[kingprinceleo]

vampire au- what if i cropped my posts like a normal person ehe ❤️

[kingprinceleo]

vampire au- things that cheache

[kingprinceleo]

vampire au- warmup skeepies and meme post that escaped me a lil (3 hours)

[kingprinceleo]

can I ask who Sonic was jealous of in the vampire au? who tried to rizz Shadow? lmao

trust nobody not even yourself

[kingprinceleo]

vampire au- vampire rose hoax my frined vampire rose hoax <3 i wuv these designs theyre my everything

[kingprinceleo]

1000 Years Bound/one hoax- silo !!!!

[kingprinceleo]

Vampire au- more test sketches wjipsn and nnauesnasues