#hoWEVER

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

I am finally doing the ONE THING ya'll have asked for years, a comprehensive, FULL and COMPLETE, MASTER LIST of Scarecrow comics

it will be posted sometime tomorrow <3

and it will be kept updated as long as I am doing this blog

[aspennntree]

its always "why are the aspens looking back?" or “trees shouldn’t have eyes” and never hey hows the watching going or is watching fun it looks fun

[gin-juice-tonic]

remembering one of the times i was getting evaluated by a therapist to determine if i was "really trans" or not or whatever and he was like "so if you transitioned to male, how would you dress differently?"

and i was like "i.. dont know. I wouldnt?"

and he looked at me blankly and wrote something down and said "really? you wouldnt wear anything more masculine?"

and i realized i'd given the wrong answer so I just said "I would... wear... suits?"

and he smiled and wrote something else down like "ah! yes"

[how-queerious]

1) heels are and excellent touch

2) they should fuck about it

what is their problem like actually

[justfairythings]

[toxxenn]

It's all coming back...

[radioactvunicorn]

saw the mountain goats a few weeks ago and of course mash was on the brain

lyric is from international small arms traffic blues

[spectral-phases]

I'm not sure anyone from Jersey has ever written anything for Batman related stories ever.

Did you know Batman speaks 20+ languages in canon comic book sources, but not a single one of them is Italian? In the Italian crime family owned city of Gotham, in Jersey, a state with a lot of Italian Americans. Never speaks Italian, apparently. Knows Latin, though.

Some Jersey things from a native Central Jerseyan:

It is Jersey, not New Jersey. It is North Jersey, Central Jersey, and Sojo/South Jersey.

Very passionate about what the food is called. OP, ily bestie, but your North Jersey is showing. Gotham is in Sojo. It's pork roll, egg, and cheese. On a bagel or a roll with spk (salt, pepper, ketchup). They call it pork roll (not Taylor Ham, the package doesn't even call it Taylor Ham. It's a Taylor Pork Roll for crying out loud. Call it Taylor Pork or Taylor Roll and I will let you be), hoagies (not subs). If you're adding in Italian American heritage, they will kill each other over marinara being called gravy or sauce. None of them will pronounce the words like a proper Italian, and they will be very passionate about it.

Going to the shore is popular. You are very close to the shore in Jersey. Gotham is very close to the shore and the boardwalk. Which one? Just the boardwalk. Which shore? Any of them, but likely Cape May given where Gotham is by the river.

Halloween is bad? Try mischief night. Fucking outlawed in Gotham, for all the good that will do. Crane's having the time of his life.

More swearing. We like our swearing. All the batkids have a pass to swear starting at 14 because they're in Jersey.

Listen, everything? Costs too damn much. Jersey property taxes? Insane. Car Insurance? Absurd.

But if I see another person disrespect our produce? We are the garden state for a reason. Drive anywhere in Sojo/Central Jersey outside of a city, lots of farmland. Lots of farms along the highways with all their cornstalks. Local produce is huge. Going apple/peach/whatever orchard picking? Huge. Cost too much? Sure. Is it bad? No.

Jersey has a huge Latino population. We have good Mexican restaurants and many Hispanic grocery stores.

We have many Asian grocery stores. We have a lot of all types of ethnic grocery stores in addition to all the "regular" chains. Our chains? Shoprite for discount/average prices, Stop & Shop for expensive, Trader Joes/Whole Foods/Wegman's if you have more money than God. Aldi's new. There's a deli everywhere you turn and bagel shops and small mom and pop grocers.

There is a large variety of food available here and types of restaurants that everyone eats at, even outside of the cities.

Speed limits? Nobody here has heard of those awful things, much less has the time to obey them. Sure would be nice if everyone else could learn to drive, though. Or park. Dear god. Can the rich assholes learn to park?

You must like the Boss to live in Jersey. Rules are rules. Who is the Boss? Pains me to have to explain Bruce Springsteen to you (I don't actually listen to Bruce Springsteen, mostly because I will hear him no matter where I go at some point during the year). Same thing goes for Bon Jovi.

More Sojo things? Aside from hockey (Devils) it's Philly teams or bust. Obviously, they support their Gotham teams in Gotham, and probably outside of Gotham. We are very salty about the Jets having their stadium in North Jersey but being a New York team. Fuck you, Jets. Fuck you.

Doing a high-school prom thing? The other students are going to Wildwood afterwards. What is Wildwood? It's a shore town with a boardwalk.

All these DPxDC fics and not ONCE is one of the Batman taking Danny to eat a Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese sandwich. Sacrilege.

[24hrsoda]

LOA!Bruce and the league’s newest member (Damian)

[kettle-bird]

He floats through the air with the greatest of ease...

[noodles-and-tea]

Well

[totally-normal-guy]

Whaddya mean this has less than a hundred notes?

Go forth mine followers (of which there are 8(one of whom is the mutual who reblogged this(you've already done your duty))) and reblog this. Subject your followers to it! This diamond shall be taken from the rough and paraded through the town square as it should be!

(To the tune of sweet home alabama) hotel california

[beddybites]

obamitsu for a secret santa exchange

[ghostvibesonly]

imogen’s development from “i’m not like homophobic 😃 i’m an ally 😌💅” to “i don’t think i’ve ever liked a boy” is absolutely 10/10 no notes, exactly where i was hoping her character would go

[oh-shtars]

@thesafireartist Bo being pissed repeatedly over RFTS!Mag’s attitude towards his wife above all when that’s not even the worst thing he’s done to someone else *glances at his list*

Bo to RFTS!Magnus: /j /lh

WAIT I JUST REALIZED SMTH

DOES THIS MEAN THAT HE IS SOME SORT OF THERAPIST???

WAIT THIS IS TOO FUNNY IMAGINE HIM TRYING TO GIVE THERAPY TO THE OTHER AUS IT WOULD BE HALARIOUS-

Guess the apple doesn't stray far from the tree smh 🤦‍♂️/j I love all of them sm

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