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this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter
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fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion
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Where were you in 1813?
robbing stagecoaches out west
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can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid
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tbh at this point I want buddie purely to save the wider populace of single angelenos from these dumbasses
#read something that mentioned The Kim Of It All#and it got me thinking#save the single angelenos pls i beg tim#buddie#911 buddie
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art will save you, being unreasonably passionate about something niche will save you, letting past sources of joy show you the way back to yourself will save you, earnestness over composure will save you, the natural world will save you, caring for something bigger than yourself will save you, daring to be seen will save you, kindness not as a whim but a principle will save you, appreciation as a practice will save you, daring to try something new will save you, grounding will save you, love will save you, one good nights sleep will save you
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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my favourite thing is characters who just met the person theyre literally going to be wildly in love with for the rest of their lives and theyre like “:/ they’re not all that” this is so embarrassing for u
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Are you aware that buying checkmarks from this site funds their bigoted practices? I appreciate what you do but you could at least hide those ugly things
Funny how on a day that there's a bit of pushback against JK Rowling because she's funded a group that took a case to the Supreme Court that I get a stupid ask like this.
You don't appreciate what I do, you're an anon looking for an angle. I've never paid for anything on this site.
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After Camlaan Arthur is back to Camelot, but not quite...
Or, Arthur from the future is trying to make everything right this time with some help (probably from the Triple Goddess and later from Merlin) and pretending to be oblivious to Merlin's magic and protecting him
(to be continued...)
(it was funnier in sketch i swear)

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posting it again for all the benthicheads out there
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they dont tell u about this when u stop smoking cigarettes but you enter a perpetual flu state for a month and you unlock levels of your lungs you forgot you have. you will get dizzy from simply someone looking at you wrong. the headaches and tummyaches. your dopamine WILL crash into pits u cant imagine without that stinky wheezy reward. never start smokig please !!!!!!!
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war is stupid i think all those army guys should just fuck each other in uniform
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How she got me sobbing into my hands within two chapters
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