#hmmmhgg

[not--amanda]

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this is gonna be a whole essay and a half. buckle up.

are you currently crushing on someone?

no :( I wish I was but unfortunately I am not. actually scrap that yes I have a tiny baby crush but it will never go anywhere I just think she's really fucking hot cute

have you ever been in a long term relationship?

my longest relationship was like 7-8 months so not really

have you ever asked someone out?

I’ve done that twice. one time it worked and the other it didn’t

have you ever been kissed?

yup

when was the last time someone broke your heart?

March 8 really if we’re talking about major heartbreak but July 18 is a strong contender 

are you more of a flirt or a hopeless romantic?

I’m so much of a hopeless romantic but in a flirty way, you get me??

do you have a crush on the person you last kissed?

nope nope nope nope

have you ever written a poem/song about someone you had feelings for?

I’ve done both but we don’t talk about that

are you currently single or taken?

I am so very single

have you ever been broken up with?

unfortunately

what is your favourite quote or lyric about love?

I'll take care of you. It's rotten work. Not to me. Not if it's you.

does the person you have feelings for know about that?

thank god she doesn’t because if she did I’d have to leave the country

if you could date a celebrity, who would it be?

hmmm maybe Maihua Lee or GFlip both of them are so god damn stunning

have you ever used an online dating site or app to find dates?

yeah but it’s not like they really work and like, I literally can’t leave my house right now. 

what’s your type in a potential romantic partner?

masculine women >>>> literally everything else that has ever existed

[divorcedcaejose]

hmmmhgg josuke and okuyasu imagines please topic does not matter just the worse they are the better

Josuke

Josuke invites you over after school one day to play video games

You two play Super Mario Bros 3

Josuke lets you be player one, though you remind him you’re not much of a gamer and have only played this game a handful of times

He smiles “It’s okay, it’s just a game”

You end up beating the game, even beating Josuke’s top score

Josuke insists he’s not mad, he’s glad you beat his high score. REALLY

It was just beginner’s luck after all :)

So you two play again and what luck - you beat your own high score

Josuke’s score didn’t even place into the leader board

He snaps the second player controller in half and makes a loud shrieking sound, almost akin to an annoyed frog

Then he calls you out for being just a “filthy casual” before summoning Crazy Diamond to break the game and erase your high score data

You run home crying

Unable to face a real gamer like Josuke again you never play another video game as long as you live

Okuyasu

When you volunteered to be Okuyasu’s tutor you didn’t know what to expect

He always seemed slightly odd at school and always friendly

It was a little weird that he lived in a seemingly abandoned house, but you didn’t judge him.

While you two sat in his kitchen going over the math homework, Okuyasu somehow related each word problem back to his friend Josuke

When you excuse yourself to use the bathroom, he sighs “Josuke excuses himself for the restroom sometimes.”

A strange comment, but you still carry on and head upstairs to the bathroom.

You forget which door it was and accidentally stumble into Okuyasu’s bedroom.

You quickly try to close the door and go along with your business

Until something catches your eye

Several candles laid out on the floor, surrounding 6 or 7 different pictures of Josuke

In the center was a lock of Josuke’s precious hair

You step into the room to investigate it further and see a second, granted smaller shrine next to it.

With your picture at the center.

Okuyasu appears behind you and smiles. “Don’t worry, I make one for all my friends.”

[funshinebf]

i love holding pens its like hmmmhgg today i will clicky. holding a pen when i need to be quiet is like my personal hell its phsyically painful for me