#hmmdotjpg

[backtoneverland]

ive posted the link once before in a post but i wanted to give it a post on its own! over the summer i wrote a fic about slightly going missing and nibs trying to find him. its 2 chapters long and if youre interested in more disney lost boy stuff it might be up ur alley... tysm if you check it out! :]

[stormyykat]

Stormy your video is appearing everywhere

NOOOOO THEY PUT HIS ASS ON TUMBLR TV !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[prince-of-khrysalis]

18 and 28 for whichever wiz oc youd like!

Yay tyvm for the ask! <3 I'll use Oceania since her art is the one I most recently posted, seems fair! 18.) What colors does your wizard typically wear? Do they follow the colors of their magic school? Purples and yellows! She is excessively proud of being a storm mage, after all, ya gotta brag advertise such an Impressive Feat Tm! 28.) Does your wizard actually like being a wizard? Would they rather be doing something else?

She has a hero complex and doesn't know any other way of living, so in that narrow mindset of hers it's ideal! Surely nothing could be better than this haha... right? What's better than being a well known, well admired Diviner who gets to be lionized? ha ha,,,

[theunamusedhat]

Ok time for a real genuine question: could u dump some stuff abt weenie like hcs or whatever...you make the best content 4 it...

OH OKAY

at first i was worried i wouldn’t be able to articulate my thoughts well enough to give this ask a very good answer but the more i think about it the more i realize i Definitely have some rambling material to go off of so swag

i think what’s drawn me to weenie in my own depiction of the WP5 is just.. the M/F bi solidarity ship combined with the 60s/70s era vibe? i eat that shit UP. 

like man.. Queenie not being a particularly gender conforming gal, but Wolfman not giving a shit and still thinking she is THE HOTTEST regardless?? ughh stuff like that is *chefs kiss* to me

i’ve had this idea in the back of my head for a long time of how they met. aint much but basically Queenie starts out as a small solo vocalist, meanwhile Wolfman’s chomping at the bit trying to put together a band of his own, running around and trying to recruit various musicians. 

naturally, they eventually run into each other when Wolfman catches one of Queenie’s shows (probably at a bar or something like that). aaand im sure its easy to see where this is going lmao. he asks her if she’d like to join a band. 

Queenie’s first impression of Wolfman is that he’s goofy and definitely a bit eccentric - but clearly very passionate about what he’s doing. 

she’s indecisive about his offer at first (nearly dismisses it entirely), but gives it a lot of thought and eventually decides to give it a try. she figures she can just back out if she regrets it, and she’s bored of her usual gigs anyway. 

luckily, she doesn’t come to regret that decision - and somewhere along the line the wolf pack 5 is formed, shit goes from there. my BANDMATES TO LOVERS fanfiction

also like a year ago someone on discord (i think donovan rockafirestreet ?) described the ship as “a woman and her himbo” AND THAT HAS NEVER LEFT MY MIND

[bahrlee]

HOW ARE YOU FINDING ALL THESE WILD KRATT POSTS

I JUST LOOKED UP WILD KRATTS AND SCROLLED ENDLESSLY ANYWAYS THIS IS YOU

[douselfend]

incredible pfp i love it

thank u. glowy minecraft youtuber real

[ask-king-id]

Hey you’re new can you give me a dollar

Thee shalt taketh as much Money as thee desire!

[hmmdotjpg]

Hi lol

[lesbianbernardsumner]

I guess its over now, but it couldn’t have been that bad right?! After all, I’m still here, and you all helped me through it!!

alright this is gonna be messy and im not gonna autocorrect/proofread it but heres the essay on why i loved 2020.... While 2020 was, pretty objectively, one of the worst years for modern humanity. The obvious virus and all its, various strands of natural disasters, impending war threat, gender reveal parties, you get the gist. But i would love to just... look back and see how it treated me. See how it ran :). January/Febuary/March - the months are bunched up cause the least amount of stuff happened in them, but thats not to say that the stuff wasnt... good!!!! After all I met my first online friend (that im still friends with of course) @smilez4milez..! I cannot believe you withstood me for so long tbh........... youve been here the whole time!!!! thats obviously an achievemnt!!! Our circumstances for our meeting do not matter... trust me. April - Got my gender transed and i then id’d as demigirl!! and also had a birthday, i turned a whole year..... i believe this was also the time i... started using discord??? yeah, that sounds right :0) May/June - OOOH WEE DISK HOARD AAAAAAAAA. Ahem, Miles got me into Chuck E. Cheese and the Rock-Afire Explosion, i hold those special interests dear and close to my heart. Around the time i also made friends with @teamgay0tix (<3). Miles decided that he was gonna make an animatronic discord server. Titled the Robot Zone, Miles employed Sarah, Me, and another friendo named Teddy as the moderators. Not long after i met... so so many cool and epic people... uh off the top of my head @worthape, @bahrlee, @boredwiththislifetime, @retrowormz, @knave-woods, @verae. Not all of those were met in May/June but yknow gotta save time >:) and im sure im missing someone gdvhbuydhbdyh. WE UH RP’D AS CEC/RAE CHARACTERS!!!!! THAT WAS FUN :)!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE MUCH ELSE TO SAY AS MAY AND JUNE WERE SIMILAR MOTNHS IN TERMS OF FUN. SYHBDREYS. Oh and my laptop broke! So I was on my iPad for about 3 months!! Also my gender got transed AGAIN!!! I then-ID’d as genderfluid :o). July - HI CASPER @arcadecarpetz!!! THIS WAS THE MONTH WE FIRST MET!!! WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT INTERACTION </3. So I got into the beatles late June/early July!! looks at my url lookat how that turned out huh...  Other things that happened during this month include... meeting @lovecore-ashe!!!!! I joined a certain discord server for a certain emoji blog we both happened to follow and... July was great i dunno why im being all stingy with the details etvfertyghdb August - Oh boy!! I discovered some cool epic things about myself (Emp knows.)!! got much better in the art department too!! I believe I also made friemnds with @hmmdotjpg here! They’re cool! Otherwise not much actually happened. Oh and @verae I FUCKING LOVE YOU/p September - HA! Here is when I got my shiny new laptop :), and with it i also got into Clone High!! Started to also get into Yellow Submarine, a movie which, I enjoy :). And a certain yellow submarine insta post got me and @arcadecarpetz to meet again!!! Now we’re on much better terms!! heh-. This month I left the Robot Zone, no matter how much it hurt, I simply didn’t want to be there anymore. I had got way too into animatronics and I was... very... very... burnt out. The final days of this month were good, I rewatched Yellow Submarine after a 10-Year Hiatus. It was good! :) October - SPOOK!!! HA!!! -COUGH- So you know how The Beatles like broke up in 1970... yeah i got into one of the bands made after them.... Wings good. I made a few more drawings for arcadecasper that im especially proud of, uh... OH YEAH AND I MADE A KETCHUP PRIDE FLAG FOR EMPRESS!!!!!!!! It is also now my most popular post! Cool!/gen .Two of my friends approached me and said they got into the beatles because of me that was pretty swagchamp. November - All of my memories from this month are MUSH. i literally dont remember what happened <3... oh wait yeah we got hte evil man out of office... that was preddy epic... OH RIGHT DESTIEL- December - My favorite season!! The end of the year was pretty swell. It was like everything good that happened to me was settling, getting cozier, just... being better. Like gently stirring the salt in a soup bowl... okay thats a weird analogy- I got into lemon demon too! And uh very glad i did. cause now i can say that cabinet man wishes you a karkalicious 2009 and i can actually understand it./j And all the lessons from all my friends I (probably indirectly) learnt this year... Like @smilez4milez!! You taught me to always be proud and glad!!! @teamgay0tix you taught me that affection always overpowers hatred. @boredwiththislifetime, no matter what your friend is doing, as long as its not hurting anyone, support them!!! @bahrlee, become a vampire/j. @hmmdotjpg, changing for yourself is more important than becoming someone you arent in front of other people. @worthape i dunno... i... bugs???? Im just glad you were here too :). @retrowormz you kinda just made me funnier!!! @knave-woods bro i literally idolize you tsygvfbsyh. @lovecore-ashe, drink ketchup and dont give a shit about what everyone else thinks/hj!! @verae, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DUNNO WHAT TO SAY YOURE LITERALLY JUST MY BEST FRIEND GSYHVFTEYWSH and of course, last but most certainly not least, Casper @arcadecarpetz WHERE DO I START ON HOW EPIC AND SWAG AND POGGERS YOU ARE AND HOW GREAT YOU HELPED MAKE THESE LAST FEW MONTHS... HHM- Well, maybe ill just leave it at “You pretty much taught me how to not be a jerk” okay!!! Man i got really sappy here wgvrtedgyshb I’m not sure if any of that is comprehensible!!! Its 2pm and i still havent actually started the day, but i wanted to write all of this down before it left my head. I know im missing probably important stuff but yknow... i have brainworms :O/j You are all... so cool... i just wanted to get that out...

[class42warship]

Can't stop thinking abt that godawful post by @hmmdotjpg . You know the one

/lighthearted

[hugehisokawannabe]

I was gonna give you more Julies, but this idea popped up in my head...but, I'm not too sure how a rabid Julie Winters would act

Also....

Julie Winters from The Maxx has rabies

SHOUTOUTS: @hmmdotjpg , @bahrlee , @maybe-im-dark , @missepic789

[stormyykat]

stormy . stormy can you tell me more abt aka. he is silly to me and i love his divorcecore swag in the akalum ship

OK SHURE !!!

hes one of my many fail losers who i hate very much..

-full name aka ravenway. omnisexual probs. at least 5 ft tall. fox guy but can shapeshift a little. "father" of savari [dont mean that in a omg he isnt father way but in a he sucks way].

-divorced 3 times over [first with koko. they broke up because of disagreements on how to lead skywaiy. second with tiki whose name i still need to change, they honestly just weren't compatible. and third with calum. they were actually in love but calum started to politically and morally disagree with aka more and more and he couldn't take it anymore, so he kickstarted the resistance and then ofc aka tries to kill him by stealing his face and also curses him + his sister. love loses.]

-he's an incredibly angry and awful bitch who sucks. hes constantly trying to create the perfect world. because he has creation powers he can't exactly destroy things like he wants to, so he just sends unwanted things to the void where they are stuck in space hell forever. he puts announcer up there too as a watchman but kinda forgot abt him so... this is also where he sends calum after the divorce event.

-he usually tries to force others to do his destruction work for him, when he cant just send the problem to the void. he struck gold with ithna [god of loyalty] and monte [sad and alone] and they are his two most trusted officers. ithna was the one who destroyed the vasselott kingdom and monte is the one who deals mostly with the resistance.

-during the story of douselfend hes the main antagonist, trying his best to stop his daughter's mission to wreck his shit. his first attempt at this was actually pinecone [assassin for hire] but he failed and got befriended. his reach on savari becomes very limited once she goes to planet toolah, as that is the planet tiki rules, and he is banned from there. [technically speaking he could still go there but. tiki is the god of war i dont think that would go well.] most of the story is him preparing to stop savari once she makes it back to skywaiy.

-the reason he wants to kill his daughter is because she is actually one of aka's attempts to create a perfect living thing, but savari finds this out and isnt very happy about it! who knew treating ur daughter like a test subject would make her not like you??? human interaction is so difficult /eye roll......

-for the period of time after he almost kills calum he is very disarrayed and depressed. he absolutely HATES feeling bad about what he did to him because in his mind, calum deserved it and more. however, a part of him regrets it deeply. it takes awhile for him to recover but when he sees calum again after he comes back because of all the story shenanigans, its enough to send him into a complete spiral of emotional destruction. this leads to him deciding the best way to be free of this is to just. destroy the process that allows the people of douselfend to exist [soulbelt, holds all the souls so people can be reincarnated, also allows current souls to be stabilized and supported] and start his vision for perfection from the ground up. calum pulls his epic gamer move [send every god somewhere else other than douselfend] and aka ends up in. uh idk maybe at a furrycon i actually havent decided where to put him.

and yah <3

[muse-the-multi]

@hmmdotjpg that’s Winnona

[theunamusedhat]

I spent like 2 minutes trying to figure out how to send you an ask off of desktop before giving up and I think I still am getting it wrong help why did tumblr update the mobile ask function anyway do you fart

yeas ❤️

[ask-king-id]

Can I have a dollar

Why of course not! Do I look like the local bank to you or what?

[hmmdotjpg]

Pinned post time babeeeeey

Hey I’m Sawyer! Stuff about me:

- I’m 21

- I’m a non-binary bisexual, she/they

- In the rock afire explosion fandom

- My other blogs are @nonbinarypelicanz for misc reblogs, @stainedseaglxss for pics I like, and @griffinsmith is my wizard101 sideblog

- I make scribbles for fandoms I’m in and post em here, and I reblog other people’s art here, too!

- my art tag is “#my art”, personal tag is “sawyer rambles”

- all of my posts are ok to rb unless stated so, and you can tag them as kin or cc if you want, I don’t mind

- I have an insta, it’s also @/Hmmdotjpg (I also have an a03 under the same name but I rarely ever use it)

That’s about it, free to send asks or messages! You can read a little more on my about page. 

I’ll tag anything you need tagged so please don’t be afraid to ask!!

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