Assigning HLVRV characters fursonas because there's something wrong with me i fucking guess lmao
LoverBoy : Poison Dart Frog
of course he's a frog tyrfrwg. i think he'd be a more pink version of a strawberry poison dart frog, being a poison frog because of the scorpion yknow? funny lovecore virus. the little speckles on his back are hearts btw, if you even care <3 <- suggested by my boyfriend
Malcom : Badger
so like, a lot of people see badgers as pests and nuisances apparently but they play a key part in the ecosystem and are good and cool and do you see what i mean??? malcom isn't bad! he's just misunderstood!!! like a badger!!!!! my bf pointed out that his blonde streak is kinda like a badger too :] ALSO funny badger song video
Player : Pigeon
OF COURSE player was gonna be a pigeon its as obvious as a frog for loverboy. but it also fits because player is more soft spoken out of the gordons like a pigeon's cooing or something you understand???
Swap : Manokit (Land shark dog thing)
okay, i was torn between this and an octopus but since i assigned freeman a cuttlefish i chose this... but like? it makes sense too? funny eldritch guy gets the one non real creature* also idk why but i associate swap with the ocean for some reason so it works out i guess. also manokits are cool as fuck and i wanted to include a distinctly furry creature here so yknow :]
*doc is also a kinda non real creature but he's a hybrid so idfk
Doc : Cat Mantis Shrimp Hybrid
i think doc was just a normal cat until he fell in the green goo tbh, also picking cat for obvious reasons but also a mantis shrimp because my bf said they should be able to punch things and also i hc him with a chronic death grip so lmao.
Freeman : Cuttlefish
he loves the sea!!! funny freeman love the ocean! wrow! but also i always found cuttlefish kinda mysterious and endearing as a kid and thats how i feel about freeman honestly so <3 also he deserves a cool as fuck animal, he earned it.
sorry for leaving out the admins i'll do a follow up to this about them when i'm not running on 3 hours of sleep and coca cola
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challenders doodle. when kittle hair down have benrey face shadow
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casual true leading light
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I DO LOVE IT WHEN HLVRV DOMINATES MY DASH I SMILE AND GO "NEO'S HAVING FUN AGAIN LOOK AT XEM GO." AND I JUST ACCEPT ALL YOUR HEADCANONS AS FACT BECAUSE I HAVEN'T FINISHED IT. BUT IF I DID I'M SURE YOU'LL STILL BE RIGHT.
I AM HAVING FUN (SHAKES
also like most of my hcs are divine visions <3 and by divine visions i mean my fictives tell me shit and im just like yeah so real <3
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Can I order one bingo for Sleepless (HLVRV) from the eeby deeby? With a side of headcanons if you have any?
ONE SLEEPLESS BINGO FROM MY PHONE BECAUSE I DIDNT BRING MY PEN TO CLASS
sleepless hcs!!!
-nonbinary (any pronouns but honestly isn't the biggest fan of masc or fem pronouns. doesn't care tho)
-is a very heavy sleeper actually. can and will sleep through an earthquake
-walking oven (cannot sleep in layers or they will MELT)
- uhm. fav texture is soft fluffy (think Blahaj ikea shark toy)
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what if doc streamed mined crafts
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hlvrv hc that out of the gordons, freeman, swap, and player are the only 3 to not use glasses. they have frames, but its just for the gordon look (they dont actually need them to see). doc has the worst vision (the Goop damaged his eyes, like chlorine but like. 10000 times worse) but his goggles have his prescription and thats why theyre kept on most of the time, gordon b’s/loverboy’s prescription is p average, and malcom has the best vision but still needs to wear glasses.
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HLVRV character masterpost
(under readmore bc its long)
(also feel free to continue with pronoun hcs these are just what i see em as slash whats canonically been used for info reasons)
(HOWEVER. spork and neo’s pronouns specifically are only they/them for spork and he/they for neo so please respect that)
Gordon B. Freeman
(AKA Loverboy, Perfect Loverboy)
He/him
Gordon Freeman
(AKA Swap)
He/him
Malcom Challender
(AKA “MS KITTLES PRENCH CLASS, Kittle)
He/him but accepts they/them as well
Gordon Freeman
(AKA Player)
He/him
Gordon “Doc” Freeman
(AKA Doc)
Any pronouns
Gordon Freeman
(AKA Freeman)
He/him
Tommy Coolatta
(AKA Admin C)
He/him
Bubby
(AKA Admin F)
Any pronouns
Dr. Coomer
(AKA Admin P)
He/him
Benrey
(AKA The Boss)
He/him
G-man
He/him
Neo Bushnell
He/they
Spork Perera
They/them
Benrey
(AKA The second part of Perfect Loverboy)
He/him
Darnold
He/him
McBarney Calhoun
He/him
Mad Science Bubby
Any pronouns
Mad Science Coomer
He/him
Mad Science Tommy
He/him
Polite Benrey
He/him
Forzen
(AKA Dr. Sleepless)
He/they/ze
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MINECRAFT HLVRV, YOU SAY??? SLIME DOC, YOU SAY???? /VPOS - M
YESSSSS Us the The Polycruel have been discussing MCVRV (What we're calling this AU) for a few hours and I think it's seeping into my brain like a sponge ANYWAYS
Here's a list of the HCs we have for everyone cuz AIOAUHSHJhJF
Doc - Witch corrupted by a slime
Player - Steve
Malcom - Herobrine
Freeman - Steve turned Enderman
Swap - Piglin
Neo - Villager
G-Mask - Ender Dragon
Admin C - Enderman
Gordon B - Villager infected by Creeper spore
LoverBoy - Straight up a creeper
Y2K Benrey - Iron construct with Creeper growing inside
I cannot word good that much anymore but understand the vision..
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Hiya Neo!!! Its Salacia/Spy Do Youuu Have Any Other Characters You HC To Be A System? :3 I Like Hearing About It Wheeee
YA uhhhh im assuming this is abt my one Gordon and Benrey post bc i have. NO idea when this was sent JDJSMSMMSBSNSD
so obviously Benries and Gorton. i think i had some system hlvrv headcanons too lemme go find tjem. in my brain
Gordon B. i can systemize him. Chulip Poorboy fictive reality OK. also. Loverboy factive. WAIT. EMAILS FACTIVE. im so fucking smart. he should also have music introjects/introjects of songs
Neo Bushnell. this is projection on a certain fictive subsystems part but also on MY part. we r shaking hands. me and the polycule discussed it like. AWHILE ago but it was mostly verbally so this is all that remains
i also think that Neo would have a LOT of like. "unconventional" introjects like an introject of like. the essence of playstation. à la me having an introject of the ocean but as a person-thing yknow? you understand
sorry these are all just variations on Gordon/Benry LOL uh honourable mentions of characters i think would be systems but have not given it any thought, either because im not super familiar with the source material OR i didnt think about system hcs at the time i was into it:
Hunter TOH
Zuko or Azula or both ATLA
Diek Strudle. sorry.
Pacifica Northwest Gravity Falls
im struggling to think of characters. uh. what do i even like outside of this. feel free to tell me youre guyes system headcanons LOL
i think there should be an mlp with system shit going on but idk who also
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Mothra ,,, i simply ask of you. I am a simple doc simp who may or may not kin sleepless, could you perhaps. Spare some just simples hcs you have for doc.. Need to rotate somethin
- doc is a HUGE winter guy. there is nothing more sci loves than bundling up inside and watching the snow fall with a cup of hot cocoa
- after hlvrv sleepless inspired him to try and invent catboys
- it didnt work
- he can never get a good nights rest unless someones in the room with him
- loves to cuddle
- wants to start their own science show someday
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