#hitthebeatzimmerman

[thetake-overthebreaksover]

hitthebeatzimmerman answered your question: Someone help me with my fic! I need a good tour...

fire extinguisher wake ups/shower surprise. it can cause temporary blindness and burning skin, but nothing too serious if in moderation.

Dude that's scary! I got an idea and ran with it though, but thank you for the input!!

[dark-driger-blog]

Just want to talk about all the special bitches in my life

Where to begin? Imma list them actually, consider this a promo for all the people I love dearly. If you're not on this list, it's because i've derped out and forgotten to put you here and I appologise XD

Starting with the lovely Bri. I started talking to Bri when I was overseas this year and i'm so glad I did. She's a beautiful person who makes me so incredibly happy. We've done a lot of fic planning together, shared terrible jokes and had fun. She was also the first person to take a dickwave to the face XD

Then my Sonny~ My little babbu who I love to pieces. We've done a lot of RPing together. I've laughed with her, cried with her, wrote porn with her and call her terrible names. She puts up with a lot of my bullshit and i'm thankful for that. Can't have Sonny without Joel~ Who also has to put up with my bullshit.Reducing her to keyboard smashing is one of my favourite past times. I can't think of two happier, more in love people (Barring Boo and herself jkjk). These two have changed my life in a good way and i'm so glad to have them both.

Now Rose, horsemaster, cake maker, slut machine and one of my closest friends. She's a person I can talk to about pretty much anything. Her horse is a dickhead, her fish is a vicious monster and her dog is a presentable old lady. Her parents spawned a wonderful being (and have to put up with my bullshit when i'm at her house. This seems to be a recurring theme), and I love her to bits.

Rosalind~ Owner of the finest boobs in the world~ She has to put up with more shit then most, not just bullshit, but seduction attempts, foul language, the odd noises I can make with my mouth, her DnD character being picked on and seduced, my presence, my voice and MY TOUCH!!! And she does it with a smile on her face and a cake in her oven (not a baby, a literal cake in a literal oven).

Kelsey-Welsey, the girl who follows her dreams, whether its music or language. I've known her since highschool when she was a gangly, tall, shy girl who I needed to pull out of her shell. Now shes a gangly, tall, courageous girl who DOES WHAT SHE WANTS. I'm so proud of her for following her dreams and enjoying life!!

[dropsoftea]

Tumblr Crushes:

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[maggieisaferociousbeast]

STOP BEING ADORABLE!

Makes me ronrey...

[tecknomau5]

WHAT!!?!!

hitthebeatzimmerman started following you

[maggieisaferociousbeast]

Dropthebassmoore and hitthebeatzzimmerman are cute-ing up my dash...

Can you guys stop being so fucking adorable?

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Tumblr Crushes:

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hmm... acceptable.

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hitthebeatzimmerman replied to your post: so anyways.

if this includes me i might cry with tears of joy sweet mother of god

NO IT DOESN'T. GO SIT IN THE CORNER.

kidding, of course you are, ohmygod. i'll go get some tissues, hold on. <3

[psyborg66]

Here, Have a sonny instead ;D