#historical doggo buddy cop comedy

[rebecca-lotto]

taroumaru being inazuma's equivalent to ningguang sounds like the best crack fic idea yet

like no one would think that this humble teashop owner is also the head of a spy ring spanning the entire continent

or that said spy ring is chock full of adorable dogs.

a shiba spy thriller taking place under everyone's noses during the inazuma arc sounds both adorable and awesome~

and a little snippet of an opening to said shiba spy thriller below the cut

[the scene opens in a quiet brick road in inazuma , it's raining gently]

-over head shot; a shiba inu , clad in a hat and poncho is walking : the camera pans down to show the dogs face - he has a determined gaze and his black sesame fur made the look in his eyes even more tense .

he walks for a few minutes , when he pauses at a stair case ,.

a crack of a branch during the tranquil night causes his entire posture to stiffen, he's on high alert.

another dog pops out of the nearby bush , startling the first dog.

"oi , oi oi, what's got you all worked up kai - kunnn~" , drawls the cream colored shiba . he teeters a bit , and the glimpse of an anemo vision swings from his collar as he moves

the black sesame shiba - Kai - puts his head in his paws out of annoyance with his companion , " dammit , rei" kai growls "didn't you swear off the drink this year?"

"ne ~ mika-chan's in town so i deci-hic!-ded to have some fuuun~ , you shoulld come with next time, get a drink meet some girls~⭐"

rei falls face first in a puddle , and proceeds to roll around singing a drinking ditty

"tch ,now is not the time for such frivolous activities " Kai says with a huff "im here on business ; some possible maguu kenki activity was reported south of this area and i need to inform the boss about this" [kai readjusts his hat ]

Rei perks up at this new information "been meanin' ta' check in wit' the big guy myself~ , hope ya' don't mind lil; ol me joinin~~ ya~? " rei hopps up and shakes himself off ; kai tips his hat over his face to avoid getting splashed by his newfound traveling companion.

after a quick burst of wind to dry himself off , Rei staggers over to Kai with a newfound spring in his step

"we best move quickly , lest the rain gets any worse" uttered kai , readjusting his attire ,whilst pondering how and why this snow white womanizer gained a vision.

rei stretches a bit and says with a yawn " heeey~~ ya think his mightyness added anything new to the *hic* menu while we were away~?"

"that is the least of my worries right now " Kai replys with an eye roll .

Rei stumbles into Kai's side and both dogs collapse on top of each other .

rei lets out a loud belch - the smell of his breath is so vile , Kai scrambles to his feet in annoyance

"but maybe lord Taroumaru will have something to make you sober up! " Kai barks

Rei :informant , woman respector extraordinaire, pickpocket - and fun fact this himbo doggo gets easily distracted by pretty girls of any shape , size and species.

and here is the contemplative Kai ; he's a scout , and a chap with simple pleasures.

kai doesn't have much of a personal stake in the inazuma civil war ; but once things settle down , he thinks it'd be nice to be a guard dog for an apple orchard.