#hisoka sucks

[kurapikas-lover-girl]

Gon and Leorio for the character bingo?

Ofc! Sorry I didn't see the ask! Gon is green and leorio is blue :)

Ps. I dont recommend looking at my tags if you like hisoka

[perrchreference]

When your donor likes your blood more than you like his 😳

[mayxo-hxh]

a lil hisoillu edit i made years ago. Theyre sleepy! 💤🛌

Looking at it now, I feel like I could do much better. I mean heck, I should at least put them in comfy pjs and put hisokas hair down and remove his makeup! But back then, just doing this was an accomplishment for sure!!!

[hisokakissmeplz]

Office Fight

i'll come up with a title some other time or maybe I won't

HisokaxReader

Kinda enemies to lovers office au

You worked the late shift at a boring old company in some boring marketing bullshit office that anyone would hate. It was trying and tedious work but the pay was good.

One night as you step into your office after a break, you sit down at your desk chair and sigh. Looking over into the empty office across from your own you notice the door open, which was unusual considering no one really went in there.

Standing up from your desk and walking over to peek through your doorway, hoping to get a peek at whoever was in there. Inside the office was a well dressed man with flaming pinkish hair, highly inappropriate for this line of work really, unpacking his things onto the desk.

Your eyes trace down his well built figure which you can see through his tight suit. You must've been staring and lost your focus when his sultry voice startles you back into reality.

"Take a picture, love."

You jumped at the sudden sound and looked up to his face. He was quite the handsome man, with gold eyes and a wicked smirk.

He leaned against the doorframe of your office, closing your distance with a small gap. You would've sworn he could hear your heartbeat. You stared for a moment before quickly shaking yourself back into reality again.

"I was just..er...you're new."

He nodded and sighed quietly.

"That obvious, huh?"

He chuckled. You could hear the way the sound ran through his chest.

"No, just the box kind of gave you away."

You replied, turning back to your desk and getting back to work.

As the weeks went on your relationship with him quickly deteriorated. Hisoka, he later introduced himself as, would constantly do petty things to piss you off.

Stealing your pens, closing your office window when he knew you liked it open. And working on projects with him really drove you insane. He would wait till the last second to finish everything, almost giving you a heart attack when he'd finally pop out of no where and give you the papers you needed. That was another annoying thing he did, he liked to scare you.

You started to do some of the same things back. Hiding stuff from his office, leaving papers on the floor on purpose. Just small stuff to get under his skin.

Once again the two of you had been assigned another project for the company. Being that neither of you were too fond of each other, you huffed at your boss. You sighed and rolled you eyes and Hisoka scoffed and crossed his arms.

Because of the project, you decided to stay late to work on it. You knew that Hisoka would wait like he always did and then you'd be left with whatever mess he made last second so instead you decided you'd work on it alone.

That was until you heard the clicking of his heeled dress shoes.

You looked up, barely acknowledging him as he came in and continuing to work on the slides you were doing.

"What's wrong sweetheart, don't trust me to handle it?"

His voice full of mockery as he quietly let himself in and shut the door behind him, coming up to lean on the wall and watch you work.

"Actually no, I don't. If you could please leave me alone and let me do this, that'd be great Hisoka."

You said through gritted teeth as you worked.

"Oh don't be like that, we're supposed to work together."

"Not like you'll actually do any of the work."

You scoffed.

He leaned in closer, you could feel his breath next to your ear.

"What's that supposed to mean, brat?"

He whispered in a cruel tone. The sudden closeness brought an uneasy feeling in your spine but also a warm feeling in your core. You couldn't deny, the man was handsome, and God didn't he know it too.

"Come on now, I just know that pretty little mouth is begging to say something back."

He cooed once more in your ear.

You wanted to speak and tried. The sound of his voice and the growing warmth in your stomach only served to weaken your voice and legs.

"Don't you have anything better to do?"

God you wished he couldn't hear the fluster in your shaky voice. He chuckled and the sound sent shivers to your spine.

"Aw, do you really want me to leave already?"

He mocked and his hands came to rest on either side of your chair, bringing him closer still.

Finally you spun your chair around to face him. What you didn't expect was how far he was leaning down. Now your faces were only mere inches apart and all you could do was stare up at him.

"What? Got something to say babydoll?"

He learned in slightly closer.

"Didn't think so."

He closed the gap between you, meeting your lips with his as he kisses you. Softly, his hands came up to hold your face to his and you stayed stunned.

After he pulled away, you sat there, wordlessly. Then you leaned in again to meet his lips.

Hisoka kisses you more passionately this time, one of his hands tangling itself in your hair as he pulled you closer.

"Wanted to do that for a long time."

His eyes were looking straight down into yours as he spoke. Your arms found themselves around his neck as you kissed his lips one more time. He tasted of strawberries and cigarette smoke.

"Why were you such an asshole then?"

You ask, your faces still close enough that your noses almost brushed to with every word.

"It was too much fun,"

He leaned down to kiss you again before speaking against your jaw.

"Do you know how tempting you look when you're mad?"

Hisoka continued to kiss down your neck, sucking and bitting gently purposely leaving marks. Your hands found their way into his hair and he quietly moaned at the feeling of you tugging his hair.

He leaned back up to face you, kissing you softly again. He nips at your bottom lip and you gasp slightly, giving him the opportunity to slip his tongue into your mouth which he took. His hands come up to wrap around you as he deepens the kiss.

His long nails trace up your sides as you continue to kiss, desire pooling in you.

Hisoka breaks away from the kiss first, his hair Slightly disheveled. He takes you by the hand and helps you up.

"Ready?"

He asks as he picks up your laptop and starts to tug you towards the door.

Sorry this was so short and I really didn't feel like writing smut

[jinxedfuture]

Hello everyone my only introduction to tumblr is im known as the guy that draws the hisoillu mermaid au [merhisoillu] and i hope thats how im known and remembered on here too ✌

[voiced-and-animated-by]

Today's gender is voiced by Keith Silverstein and Produced by Sega

(I'm tired so I'm doing production companies cause they're easier)

[cerealmonster15]

my hxh experience is also very confusing bc i started watching it like 2+ years ago at my partners apartment, but then i think we stopped for a bit / we moved around a bit, and kinda just never got back to it. then a while after we moved in with each other wayyyy later we eventually picked it back up and then this time in dub form bc it's easier for me to focus if i dont have to try and read everything quick enough and also see whats happening jfkldshg so it was like

sub version watched up through like halfway through york new auction arc or whatever

[2+ YEAR LONG GAP???]

picking right back up exactly in the midway spot where we left off, now in dub, i cannot remember Jack Shit and have to keep asking my partner [who has seen/read it before] what's going on and who everyone is every 5 seconds. there are so many characters and i remembered like 6 of them at best fdhjvlksjldhg. killua's grandpa and dad showed up like an episode or 2 after we picked it back up and i was like who are these guys. where did they come from. tbh being told who they were didnt help bc i still didnt understand why or how they were there dfshjfghjgf

[getoswhore]

good lord.

[bread-making-vikings]

I want what they have

[writingbaddie]

I love how people care more about Hisoka’s “pedophilic” tendencies than the very real murders he’s actually committed in the series.

Check tags 😌

[anccaku]

I might delete a lot of the things I’ve drawn…

I use references often and I try to make the drawing look as close to the reference as possible. I thought that’s what I’m supposed to do. And I’m so happy when they look nice.

But, I don’t want to seem like I’m just copying!

[factorydefaultlu]

hxh adult trio eating 🐱 headcanons ? this is my first time ever requesting something and i love ur work sm 😁🫶🏽

Adult Trio Eating Pussy Headcanons

Illumi, Hisoka, and Chrollo x AFAB!Reader

Illumi Zoldyck

He approaches oral like how he approaches an assassination.

Assess the area, find a weak point, attack.

Loves spreading you open and watching your tight cunt clench around nothing.

He knows exactly what's gonna make you writhe and moan and squeal for him. Illumi also knows what's gonna get you to beg him for more.

He loves to be a tease, mainly because it gives him more time to taste you and breathe in your scent.

Tug on his hair. Do it. He'll go insane and suck your clit until you're squirting in his mouth.

Hisoka Morow

Such a damn tease. He wants you to beg for his tongue.

Loves the smell of your cunt, and will tell you. He revels in the way you get all embarrassed when he says how good you smell.

Laps at you like kitten drinking milk. Edges you until your legs are trembling, then completely overstimulates you by sucking at your clit and shoving his tongue inside you.

Hisoka will give you orgasm after orgasm, devouring every drop of cum you give him.

He expects to be rewarded for his kindness and will either fuck your twitching cunt or make you take his cock down your throat.

Chrollo Lucilfer

Despite his put together demeanor, this man eats pussy like he's starving.

He's so messy, but manages to lick and suck at every sensitive spot.

Chrollo would happily spend hours with his head between your legs, mapping out every inch of your cunt with his tongue.

He wants to make sure you're thoroughly satisfied.

He'll crawl up from between your legs to kiss you, cum and spit smeared across his cheeks.

It's definitely a delicious sight, seeing a man that's always so pristine, covered in slick with a blush across his cheeks.

[spiderlilydreams]

MINORS DO NOT INTERRACT

Warnings: Penatrative sex, creampie, mentions of blood, rough sex (not too rough though), dirty talk, degrading, and there might be more, but I'm unsure

Feitan Fucking You When The Troupe Can Hear

Maniacal laughter echoed through the halls at the Phantom Troupe hideout. Most of the group were playing cards, as the insane laughter, moaning, and screaming was being heard. They didn't seem to pay much mind, almost like it was usual to them. 

“Do you think y/n-chan is going to be alright?” Asked Shalnark, obviously covering up his enjoyment from the sounds with a look of concern. 

“That moaning explains everything. If anything, y/n sounds like she is enjoying herself. No worries little Shalnark~” Cooed Hisoka, making Shalnark cringe. 

The sounds intensified, and the Troupe could only imagine what was happening between Feitan and you. Little did they know, Feitan was making you moan and scream like that just with two fingers. None of them could have prepared themselves for the sounds that would begin when Feitan was pounding your wet pussy. 

“Enjoying yourself?” He laughed psychotically, before spitting out aggressively with a thrust, “Filthy whore!” Your pussy sucked him in deeper as Feitan pounded into you with no mercy, making you scream and coat the bed in your arousal over and over. Your vision was blurry, your expression fucked out, your body over stimulated but still cumming all over Feitan’s perfect cock. Feitan just continued to bully your abused cunt, even rubbing fast circles on your clit like he watched you do before. This made you cum again, your pussy gripping his cock as you pulsed desperately around him. 

He pressed down on your stomach as he got ready to fill you with his warm thick semen. His other hand was gripping your thigh, which was bleeding from Feitan's sharp fingernails cutting into you. It drove Feitan even more wild, him enjoying you in such an abused, messy state. 

He gave no warning, just continued laughing maniacally as he pumped streams of his warm thick cum in you, which coated your abused walls. 

Feitan cursed in his native tongue as he came down from his high. It took him what seemed like seconds to be ready for round two. Then you both heard knocking on the door. 

“Hey, be careful you two. Having a little Feitan running around seems maddening, we already have one, we don't need another little one around here.” Chrollo said behind the door, smirking to himself. 

Feitan did not respond. Instead he lifted your aching legs on his shoulders, and positioned his glistening cock at your sore entrance. He immediately slammed himself back into your destroyed cunt, grunting and smiling like a madman as you clawed at him, screaming. 

Chrollo was chuckling on the other side of the door. He appreciated how little Feitan cared about anyone hearing you both.

[clownyclownyspade]

CW and tags: slight dub-con? gender neutral reader, breeding kink, overstim

people talk about illumi not getting much out of sex, his senses dulled by rigorous torture and training.

but what if the opposite is true?

he never was taught about it as a kid. not being relevant to his training and his parents not wanting him to lose his focus to perversion. it was the very basics he knew growing up, not even understanding how fucking good it felt to bury himself in a tight hole.

that all changed when he got in a relationship with you

illumi simply viewed it as one of his duties as your boyfriend. he saw no problem when you came to him horny and needy. you two would have sex eventually right?

he did all of the things hisoka instructed him to, prepping you and getting you nice and ready, eating you out or maybe even sucking you off. he was such a good boyfriend.

when he finally sunk into you that's when the problem started. he just couldn't stop :( it's not his fault you felt so good, he just had to keep going.

in his head he was just being a good boyfriend when he manhandled you like a doll, fingers digging into the fat of your thighs and forcing your body up and down his cock.

he never realized something could feel this good. the only thing that compared to this before was the feeling of completing a job, making his family proud.

but now all he could think about was making a family. all he wanted was to breed you, fill you up with his sweet babies <3

he's going to cum inside whether you like it or not. even if you can't get pregnant that won't stop him from giving you every last drop of cum.

illumi isn't very vocal during sex. but he can be heard panting faintly, maybe an occasional groan when overstimulated. when his face flushes slightly and his eyes are lidded, you know that he's enjoying himself.

and now that he's discovered how much he loves fulfilling his duty as your boyfriend, don't expect him to stop there.

illumi's inexperienced but that won't stop him from learning the best ways to pummel your holes and overstimulate your sweet little body.

he just loves the control it gives him over you.

it's so easy to manipulate you into giving him what he wants now. all he has to do is not give you the attention you want and you're crawling on your knees begging for it.

and don't you dare think about going against him now <3 he just loves leaving you tied up with a vibrator to your sensitive clit/cock when he's mad.

he's just doing his job as your boyfriend.

[hisokakissmeplz]

On a date w the adulttrio but they're needy

Illumi

He's usually so good at controlling his urges. Something about being away for so long and seeing you, you were so mean. Wouldn't even let him kiss you until you went out, so it's no surprise when you see him start to adjust his waistband under the table.

It's not too much later before you feel his hand on your thigh and before the food can even get to the table he has your leg over his and his pointer finger doing circles on your clit.

You take a sip to cover the moan you feel slide up your throat while your other hand finds solace in Illumi's hair. He acts unaffected but you can tell by the small sweat raising on his brow that he's barely holding back. You lean over to kiss him but the sudden force of his middle finger in your cunt knocks you off course.

He keeps a steady pace, slow and not nearly enough for either of you to be satisfied yet you whine at the absence when he pulls his hand away.

"Lumi..?"

"Not now....that wouldn't be much fun for me now would it?"

Illumi's voice purred into your ears lowly, sucking on his fingers for even the slightest taste of you.

"I promise, I'll take good care of you once we're home."

Hisoka

When is he not on the edge of busting a nut?

He promised you a nice romantic dinner, trying to take things slow and be intimate but he could already feel the tightness in his pants as soon said his name.

"Hisoka, are you even listening to me?"

"not really, no."

He scoffed when you slapped his arm and listened as you repeated yourself, yet his mind couldn't help from slipping. Everything you did tantalized him. The way sat, your dress sitting pretty and high on your thighs and all he could think about was devouring you.

Hisoka really did try to listen to you, honestly. But it was becoming increasingly difficult to sit with the hardness growing in his pants. He situated himself again and was focused on you once more.

That was until you leaned over, reaching for something on the table and he felt you brush against him, the friction and the warmth radiating off of you was too much. He knew you knew as well from the way you placed your hand between his thighs, resting on the seat while you were trying to act innocent.

Of course being who he is, Hisoka couldn't let you have all the fun teasing and he delighted in the soft gasp that left your lips when you felt him under the table and his head up your skirt.

"Please be quiet ma cœur, this will only take a second."

Chrollo

He's a gentleman, he'd try to just indure it until the appropriate time. Of course you knew what was best for him and he didn't stop you when he felt the warmth of your hand on his pants.

His face became red with every soft palm of your hand, his hand coming up to cover his mouth. Even like this he looked so sophisticated. He was doing so well, he even began to order. That was until you took his distraction to your advantage.

Chrollo choked on his words as he felt you bare hand wrap around his dick. He hurried his way through the rest of the order trying to maintain his facade but the redness on his cheeks continued to grow.

He could barely keep himself relaxed as you began to move your hand agonizingly slow on him. He whispered small 'no's and broken whimpers of 'please' trying not to make a scene. He composure fell completely though, when you leaned over and spit directly onto his top, rubbing it in small circles.

The moan that fell from his lips was angelic as it rang through your ears while he dragged you out of the restaurant.

"but I wanted food..."

"later."

Was all he could muster before he was dragging you into the nearest alleyway.

"You'll be the death of me, darling."

[blueberrymocha]

their love language ˚୨୧⋆｡

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ׂ╰┈➤ fluff

➣ characters: gon, killua, kurapika, leorio, hisoka, illumi, chrollo

➣ word count: x

➣ a/n: unedited, so if you catch some errors no u don’t 🔫🤗

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gon

- physical touch

- as i mentioned, he just loves to be touching you

- it doesn't matter if you're eating breakfast or at the beach

- it's mostly a subconscious thing for him so he probably doesn't even realize when he does it

- like sometimes mid conversation his hands just gravitate to your waist

- you know this boy is all cuddly at night too

- the love language he'd want to be shown most is probably the same

- it'd suck for him if his s/o didn't like touch, so knowing you love it just as much as him is perfect

- he thinks you're made for eachother

killua

- quality time

- he's usually pretty independent

- but if he loved you, suddenly he's around very often

- he'd find whatever reason he can conjure up to hang out with you

- you might just be grocery shopping, but he'll come too

- and he'd invite you to do things with him as well

- the love language he'd want to be shown most is words of affirmation

- he goes on all sorts of adventures and loves to talk about them to you

- plus your praise makes him feel sm more confident in his decisions and also himself generally

- hes def eating those compliments up

kurapika

- words of affirmation

- he can't be around to spend as much time with you as he wishes he could

- but when he is he loves to listen to you talk or ramble

- he might get home at 2AM and roll into bed next to you, but as long as you're awake he's gonna ask how your day went

- he's also really good to go to for advice

- the love language he'd want to be shown most is probably touch

- he loves a physical reminder that you're there with him

- and it's also been a while since he's gotten to just hug someone and kiss them good morning or anything like that

- so he'd truly treasure it

leorio

- gift giving

- whenever he sees something you might like while out, he's sure to grab it

- whether it's a nice purse or a trinket

-expect it to be at your doorstep the next time he sees you

- he'd also hand make you gifts too for your birthday, maybe a picture frame or something

- the love language he'd want to be shown most is acts of service

- he's got a lot going on with school, so whenever you help out with cooking or tidy up his room he's forever grateful

- it's the little things you do to show you care that he loves about you

hisoka

- physical touch

- at first, his touches would be absentminded and teasing in nature

- but you know you’ve got him when he plays with your hair instead of caressing your thighs for example

- and in that case, he’s all over you, all the time

- in fact, he’s rather clingy at times

- if either one of you is down, touch. if he hasn’t seen you in a while, touch. if he just comes home wanting to hold you, touch.

- he doesn’t care what your love language is; it’s amusing all the same.

illumi

- gift giving

- i’d say this is the most obvious

- he’s rich—rich and lacks emotional intelligence

- that being said, he doesn’t lack logic

- his gifts aren’t just going to be of material value (though they usually are)

- he’ll get you a kitchen set because he heard that complaint a few weeks prior

- or maybe a bouquet because you’ve been watching a lot of romance recently

- and with each one he’ll give his little explain of why he chose that

“you were needing __, right? don’t worry, i already got it for you.”

- he does struggle with any other form of affection, so his gifts are a good way for him to remind you of his love

- even if he can’t express it at times

- hot take: he actively doesn’t like most love languages

- physical touch, gift giving, and quality time would just be things he tolerates

- so he prefers a love language that isn’t one of those

chrollo

- quality time

- now he’s usually a huge loner, but eventually he’d rather have you around

- if he’s reading, you can sit in his lap

- if he’s strategizing, you can give counsel

- he also loves to do mundane things with you

- not because he likes the normality in any way

- but because watching you do the dishes with that rhythmic humming, or sleeping in gives him a glimpse into your more vulnerable, personal side

- and as much as his mind is arguing to exploit those parts of you

- his heart just wants to enjoy them

- the love language he’d like to receive is the same as his own