#his sperm was stolen by an evil ex-girlfriend and donated to a doctor who was cheating on his wife with her
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Harlequin Romance being a Canadian company (founded in Winnipeg because of course) and nobody realizing this is so funny to me
#I saw a tiktok today about how someone thought their insane titles like THE BILLIONAIRE VIRGIN TEMPTATION or whatever were AI#but nope from many years of thrift shop browsing I can tell you it’s just always been like that#sister and I were laughing through their website and goddamn there are a lot of titles including ‘Italian’ or ‘Greek’#having attended Catholic school with an ass ton of Italians that is not a sexy thing to me#oh and cowboys. and Australians for some reason?#also a whole series of gay hockey romances#but yeah the wildest one we saw was about a virgin teacher pregnant by IVF at Christmas (???)#and the Greek billionaire sperm donor comes and demands to marry her and take care of the child#his sperm was stolen by an evil ex-girlfriend and donated to a doctor who was cheating on his wife with her#dude what
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