#his royal highness jumpy maxwell iii

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A face like this almost makes getting up at 5:15 AM worth it. Almost.

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Legally, when you see a Little Head, you gotta boop it. It's the law.

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To start things off, we've got His Royal Highness Jumpy Maxwell III committing Crimes

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I love my idiot child. Look at how few brain cells he has

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listen closely and you can hear the tinny elevator music filtering out from behind his eyes. absolutly nothing going on up there. hold music 24/7.

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A sequence of Small Men

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His Royal Highness Jumpy Maxwell III on his way to commit Tax Evasion and General Mischief

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A sticky little lad!

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No one told His Royal Highness that his an arboreal gecko, and he's supposed to sleep on branches instead of a cave

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crechur

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Figured I should make a comprehensive List Of Pets! My children include:

Cobalt- blue tongue skink

His Royal Highness Jumpy Maxwell III- crested gecko

Terpauk- crested gecko

Catherine- American toad

Assorted unamed Madagascar hissing cockroaches

Bubuleh- juvenile fire belly toad

Melon, Zucchini, and Cucumber- adult fire belly toads

Coral- pueblan milk snake

Archibald, Percival, Edith, and Winifred- society finches

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So uuuhhhhh....

Whatcha doin' there?

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Pictured:

one (1) gecko

zero (0) brain cells

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Twice now I've heard His Royal Highness make angry gecko yelling noises. The first time was when he fell off the wall and decided to lie on the ground and yell about it. He was fine, I checked, he just needed to lie there and yell for a minute. Which is a Mood.

The second time was when he knocked his air plant off the branch into the dirt, and then sat on the branch and yelled. Which tbh, is also a Mood.

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It only took the little idiot three months to realize he could go inside the grass house, I'm so proud of him.