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All the online advice Abt guppies nipping each other's fins is like : ☝️🤓" u need a good female to male ratio. Males get aggressive when there's not enough females"
My SINGULAR male is being beaten up by his TWO BEAUTIFUL WIVES 😭😭😭
#im going to separate him...#his poor beautiful fins 😭#hes had some kids recently but i doibt its them since he had this problem before when it was just him and his angry wives#i thought she was just mad cuz she was pregnant and he wouldnt stop doing his idiot mating dance in her peripheral vision
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How would bucky react to his wife being known as a milf😭 jealous or proud
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warnings: pda, possessiveness, you and bucky are married and have a 3 year old son😊 and no actual smut but some allusions to it
author’s note: i think he’d be a mix of both but he only knows how to be possessive about it!!! sorry if this is not what you wanted but it is unfortunately the way my mind worked😓
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18+ only minors dni.
Bucky’s not blind. He knows you’re beautiful inside and out and how your energy reflects on everything you do. The kindness in your heart and the serenity in your soul attract people to you. The fact that you’re the most gorgeous person on the planet is just a little added bonus.
This Saturday afternoon is spent shopping for a new summer wardrobe for your three-year-old son and maybe snagging a couple of cute pieces for yourself.
Bucky completely clears his schedule every weekend without fail to devote time to you and your child together. This one starts with a brunch. You are dressed up all sweet and pretty for him in a dainty white sundress, enhancing your body in all the best ways. You look breathtaking, and Bucky hasn’t been able to keep his hands off you. He’s not sure how he’s supposed to behave for the rest of the day until he can get you back into the bed.
You seem to have caught the attention of the young waiter, whose pale skin grows a splotchy red every time you thank him for his service. He stutters out a thank you, boldly initiating eye contact but quickly darting away when Bucky sits up just a little bit straighter, a little bit taller.
Later, after a successful shopping trip, you hold back a giggle as your son darts around the playground while you are seated next to Bucky on the bench.
“What’s so funny, baby?” he furrows his eyebrows, still a bit peeved at how the sales associate at the previous boutique you three visited wanted to set you up with her son. Showing you pictures and talking him up. Bucky was busy on the other end of the store, letting your son wander around to burn off more energy. His ears perked up at your conversation with the older lady. He argues that what he did was not petty or childish in the slightest, but the way he all but stalked over to you just to place a possessive hand on your waist and an almost vulgar kiss on your lips had the poor lady coughing in discomfort as she quickly busied herself with folding clothes.
Then suddenly, your son appeared and began poking at your calf, “Mama, can we go now?” While you remained breathless with your cheeks burning, Bucky quickly snatched him up, kissing his forehead before leading you two out of the boutique. A few minutes later, you’re in the car, and your son gets your attention from the backseat. " Mama, mama!” you reply, turning around as Bucky pulls out of the parking spot. " Yes, baby?”
“Dada said we have to save you from the monster lady! He said she was going to steal you from us! Did we safe you, mama? " His chubby face is twisted in concern.
You looked at Bucky with narrow eyes, a light smile tugging at your lips: " Yeah, baby, you saved me. Thank god I have you and Dada to protect me!” Bucky just had a smug smile on his face, not at all ashamed of what he had done. Your son giggled in agreement, no longer concerned and instead focused on the cars passing by. You fiddled with Bucky’s fingers on your thigh as you admired him while he was driving when he leisurely brought your hand to his face, pressing a kiss to the palm of your hand.
“Nothing,” you giggle, watching your son run around the slide instead of sliding down it, “I just think it’s cute how jealous you get.” Your voice has a teasing lilt as you look up at him, playfully squishing his cheeks together. Bucky rolls his eyes, his hand grabbing your wrist gently to easily remove it from his face as he moves your hand to trace over the diamond ring adorning your ring finger. With a slight smirk, he brings your hand up to kiss your ring finger, intertwining your hands and looking at you with a glint in his eyes.
He brings his face closer to yours, lips hovering but not touching as he speaks lowly, “Our next stop is gonna be a jewelry store. I’m getting you a bigger diamond so everyone knows you’re well taken care of.” He places a peck on your parted lips before turning around and calling for your son, who looks ready for his afternoon nap, as he holds his arms out for Bucky to carry him.
#bucky barnes#bucky barnes fanfiction#bucky barnes smut#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes x yn#bucky barnes imagine#bucky barnes x you#bucky barnes drabble#bucky barnes oneshot
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finding neverland, a review of sorts
hello! this is a sort of an after the fact "live blogging" (except all in one post 💀) of my thoughts as i was watching finding neverland (a.r.t. version). i basically just wrote whatever i was thinking down as i was watching, so this is truly very raw (obviously, i've gone in and cleaned some things up + added gifs to help those who read it (and myself if i come back to this post) figure out what on earth i'm blabbing about).
...read at your own risk! (also, in case it wasn't obvious, spoilers ahead)
act 1
THE SCOTTISH ACCENT
when he sings with it too 😭
i was not expecting this to be as funny as it is for some reason
"i don't know why you talk to that dog like he's a person" XD
"and what precisely is this poor wretch's crime?" "he's my younger brother" - yep, checks out
i'm 13 minutes in and i love it already
can we talk about how thayne jasperson as porthos weirdly works
okay wait, but is jeremy actually kind of doing choreography...?
OKAY BUT THIS RIVER SCENE IS SO CUTE
also when he randomly loses the accent
laura michelle kelly is amazing
uh she just coughed. i'm scared and paranoid...maybe laura actually just needed to cough, but i'm going to keep this here in case it is something... (EDIT: IT WAS AND I WILL NEVER RECOVER)
i'm obsessed with this (retroactively, why doesn't it show up again 😭)
"nice try, but no." jack is me.
this is me every day and it's a problem ⬇️
THIS IS SO FUN HOW HAVE I NOT WATCHED THIS SOONER
"perhaps having fun is more important than everything being perfect" - yes!
okay but the ex-ballerina in me is going crazy for the maid choreography
okay sobbing cause "neverland" just happened—it's weird that i've never listened to him sing this before and i'm unsure whether i should just pause now to recover or rewind and watch it again (edit: i did both)
"well at this rate, we'll also have to imagine that there's an audience" - THEM LOOKING AT THE AUDIENCE AFTER THAT IS ABSOLUTELY GENIUS
sylvia's dress is so pretty lol
...this is interesting choreo
but i love the door merry go round
okay i've seen "hook" and "stronger" before, but this is so much better with context
maybe my boot is just really bad (it is) but did he just pull a stick out of his pant pocket
i can't i have no words
act 2
i would very much like to see what's happening on the other side of the curtain
PRINCESS DIGGORY
SHE'S COUGHING AGAIN
this bar scene reminds me of lotr for some reason but i like it, it's very fun
WHAT YOU MEAN TO ME my beloved
the singing while lying down 😳
i am unwell
oh a kid song, let's go - okay but actually, i love this number
HELP THIS WAS LITERALLY ME AND MY SIBLINGS okay how much will i have to pay them to watch this
NOOOOO WHY
WHY
WHY
i'm so upset i can't even bring myself to put a gif here, but we all know what scene.
aiden gemme is doing a great job as peter.
OK BUT THIS DUET
SOBBING
why is there upbeat music do you not know what just happened.
i love it when the audience is part of the show
this whole scene MY HEART I CANNOT
this is so chaotic but i love it it's perfect
CHILLS
i. love. laura. michelle. kelly.
that was beautiful even though it was sad
"mary, you're outside!" akdfasdhflashdfas
i can't (how many times have i said that). this is such a perfect ending
la fin
(until my next rewatch which could be right now)
#aka watch me slowly lose it: complete with gifs!#welcome to the circus of my mind#i can literally see myself turn from skeptic (it's my base function) into adoring fan as i reread this#phew this took longer than anticipated#probably cause i kept trying to add gifs to every comment XD#oh gosh what have i unleashed upon the world#have i mentioned i love laura michelle kelly#i love jeremy too don't worry i actually think this is one of my favorites of his roles#I LOVE THIS SHOW#finding neverland#a.r.t. version#i found neverland#jeremy jordan#laura michelle kelly
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You just put a whole lot of images in my mind regarding this disney trip 😭😂💀
First of all, did you ever watch total divas? Cause there's a scene when trin and jon got caught getting freaky in Daniel Bryan's tour bus 💀 so that's all I see now, Naomi adjusting her top while Jimmy argues that the kid that saw them and screamed wasn't even supposed to be at the "no access" area they were fucking at 💀 ofc he's threatening to sue them for negligence, "in behalf of the poor kid" 😂
Jey is still locked after Roman say "I've never seen that man in my life before" so he calls Nicki, and what she does? Drops the kids off to the police station to wait for their dad to be released, God knows how 💀
Meanwhile? Or beautiful family is having the time of their life 🥰 the twins are happily oblivious to everything while daddy forces every single Disney character to stop and take photos with them, oh you're not on your schedule for photos yet? Too bad.
It's a beautiful day after all. One that Roman ain't repeating anytime soon. ✨️Fin✨️
😂😂😂😂 i did! and i know exactly what you're referring to, cause that's what i based that part on 😂😂😂 and yes, you know jimmy more annoyed that they was interrupted instead of the fact that they're having sex at freaking disney world 😂😂😂
chile, i feel like solana would make roman go get him out after saying if he doesn't then they have to take jey's kids with them, even though roman wants to know why they can't just leave them there. "some parents will pick them up." 😭😭😭
chile, roman is a menace to the poor staff. he does not play about his girls and is terrorizing the whole staff to make everything do everything for his daughters. solana tries to tell him they don't need everything, but he's not having that. nothing but the best for his girls. 😂😂😂😂
and oh yeah, the girls have a great day, but roman is like 'i'm never doing this shit again' at the end of the day......until the girls ask to go again and he's taking them 😂😂😂
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I FINALLY got around to reading the new Hello Mr. Monster chapter and I am emotionally compromised in the most beautiful way 😭
Morpheus' struggle between wanting to be close enough to help and giving her the space that will actually be helpful is so apparent in everything he does in this chapter. And then getting steamy with feels ??!! I'M SENT
Also I need Goldie and Jeff to be besties like now please and thank you the two of them are just so precious!!
Also question: don't remember if this was touched on already, but if Fin is a nightmare called Fine Gentleman, what does he give people nightmares about? Cuz a handsome man called Fine Gentleman sounds more like a dream to me 😏
I loved this! Hope your book and everything else is going well 💖
Wooot!! I'm delighted to have compromised your emotions. 😈
Morpheus does not believe in pacing relationships, so he sees a greenlight, he's hitting the gas, lol. The amount of restraint I've given him in the past couple chapters are probably the most ooc I've written the poor thing. The steam made sense, and I'm so glad it worked!
Oooo, those two would make adorable friends! Now you're giving me ideas...
I think I touched briefly on Fine Gent's background but didn't go into details. He's a cautionary nightmare who often visits the young and reckless, particularly those who are just getting the first cracks in their rose-colored glasses in regards to romance. Someday I may write a scene where he's performing his function, but he's a riff on the gothic lit trope of man and monster - think Jekyll/Hyde or the man who says his prayers by night that turns into a wolf when the moon is right.
Things are going... slowly. Lots of irl obstacles eating my writing time. But I'll get there! Thanks so much for reading and supporting! It means the world.
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Can y’all tell?
I’m OBSESSED 😭
Artist is @carohaze on Twitter!!
(I really didn’t mean for this to be that long-😶)
For context:
Hana is the last of her tribe - the Kumiho. At the young, ripe age of 6 she witnessed her father’s brutal death as her mother held her tightly in her arms and fled. Months pass; food scarce as a fire had spread throughout the land during the intense battle.
Soon enough Hana’s mother falls. Prioritizing her daughter’s well being over her own, she would not eat a single bit of food. If Hana left any scraps, only then would she feast. Though weak and on the brink of death, Myeong encourages her daughter to live a long life and apologizes that she can no longer be around to protect her.
Years pass, Hana’s alone for a majority of her life. Much too frightened by her past to approach any humans that may stumble upon her island. Until one day, a man with - what seemed to be - a Jolly Roger tattoo’d on his back appears. Though she intends to ignore his presence as she did the others, he somehow manages to stumble upon her. In the most unflattering of ways as well.
Dripping in water, the fish she intended to eat flailing; hitting her a few times in the face with it’s fin; as her wet fur clings together. Her meal hits the water - unintentionally saved by the freckled male as she immediately flees. Images of her father being pierced by metal and her poor mother’s thin, frail body fill her mind as she runs.
It’s night. Any chance that the stranger would leave the island is now gone as he found what he was, most likely, looking for. Kumiho’s were quite the rare species since their brutal massacre all those years ago. Many thought the tribe was just a myth. A silly child’s tale. There was no knowing how much one would pay to have the unrivaled beauty of such a creature.
As she hides away, Hana can’t help but to think such terrifying thoughts. What would happen to her? Would he take her away from the island? From her home. Where her father and mother lay resting for all eternity. If she were stolen off this island, she wasn’t too sure what she would do. Die of heartbreak seems appropriate.
The snap of a twig earns her full attention. Ears straight and alert, she can’t help but to scan the entirety of the thick greenery. On most nights she was in awe at the forest’s ability to rebuild after such a disaster. It was admirable. Yet now she cursed the beautiful bushes and wild flowers that obscured her view. The rustling of grass and fallen leaves were easy to tell where her attacker was coming from.
Gathering all the courage she could muster, Hana pounces forward. Hand drawn back, she pins the man down. Low growls rumble in her throat as long claws replace her fingers, ready to strike should he try to fight back. But…. he doesn’t. If anything, he seemed rather happy to be in such a situation. His eyes take her in, running along her form. Like a shy girl, her face tints pink.
She threatens him, asking what it is he needs from the island. The stranger seems to be in a trance, only broken as he finally meets her gaze.
“You’re beautiful.”
Is uttered into the air.
Flustered, Hana doesn’t know what to do. She doesn’t know what to say. She didn’t want to kill him, no. Only to frighten him, thinking he would run with his tail between his legs from seeing her act so feral.
“I’m Ace.”
Ace. A name.
“You…. aren’t afraid.. of me?”
Mentally she curses at herself for how utterly broken she sounds, the gentle whisper of her words fill the cool air. Yet Ace smiles widely; and Hana’s taken aback. It’s the most warm smile she’s ever seen. The loneliness of these past few centuries have come back and hit her all at once. Her stance falters and Ace takes the chance pushes himself up.
Hana hadn’t notice but he was much.. bigger than she was. Still on edge her pink fur puffs up like an angry cat as her eyes narrow.
“You need to leave. Immediately.”
Mustering all the courage she could, her voice comes out unwavering. Certain. Yet she found herself not wanting to be alone again. To have to go back into hiding as she had for years. It seems this Ace has somewhat similar ideas.
Instead he gets closer. His face mere inches from her own as he just. Stares. It’s then he breaks out into a grin.
“You haven’t told me your name yet. I gave you mine, it’s only polite to give me yours.”
“It’s Hana.”
“Hana.”
An involuntary shudder runs through her body as he tests her name out on his lips. Before she’s able to ask - no, command - him to leave he’s rummaging through his bag. It’s then that she takes notice of the black ink on his bicep.
“Here, sorry about earlier. I didn’t realize you were fishin’ I thought you were drowning or somethin’!”
There, in his hand, a fish. Dead of course, but one similar to the one she lost. Tears sting in her eyes as she shakily reaches out and takes the offering.
“What is it that you want from me?”
“Hm? Me?”
Bending at his waist, a finger points directly at himself. As if he was confused about whom she referred to.
“Well, nothing. There isn’t really anything on this island as far as I can tell. I’m lookin’ for someone, but I can best assume he wasn’t here.”
Ace’s expression turns serious as he speaks. Then his eyes are back on the confused Kumiho and his smile returns. Standing back to his full height, he gives a bright chuckle.
“Well, actually I was hoping you wouldn’t mind keeping me some company.”
Hana jolts in surprise at what he said. Company? Her? But… well, there wasn’t anyone else on the island. As he mentioned.
“I..”
Her eyes dart from the fish, to him, and back to the gaping fish. If he tried anything funny, she could just eat his liver.
“… okay.”
If possible, his smile grows wider.
#d.va#overwatch#d.va overwatch#dva ow#hana song#ovw dva#alternate universe#au#d.va ow#crossover#kumiho#crossovership#anime#one piece#one piece fandom#ace one piece#one piece ace#portgas d. ace#anime one piece#crack ship#crossover ship#shipping#shippy stuff#shippy things#hana d.va song#theyre the cutest#drabble
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My thoughts while re-watching TGCF and this time with the dub...
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Ep 3:
The wait for this ep is finally over so the means i get to listen to this beautiful intro again and cry
Xie Lian really asking all the important questions here, you really are a perceptive one
Oh god i remember what happens here 😅
Ruoye is doing a good job again 😊
Girl, dont save that asshole, let him die!
"Wow, haven't used that line since my last acrobatics show." Yeah, XL? 😂
This interaction cracks me up:
Ling Wen: "Do you have a question?"
XL: "Has Ming Guang had any romantic relationships?"
LW: "Can I get some context, please?"
XL: "It's complicated...im being chased by corpses..."
As much as I kinda hated her the first time around, my heart breaks for Xuan Ji when we see her introduced given the context I know now
This MFer can't listen to simple instructions STAY INSIDE THE DAMN CIRCLE why you gotta make life hard for everyone!? 🤦♀️
...good, finally i dont have to deal with him anymore
Once again STAY IN THE CIRCLE 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ i hate when people act STUPID but also catch me crying cause i liked that girl
That poor boy basically just lost the only person in his whole world 😭
YO the visual of white and red barriers colliding is really cool
I love XL's line in response to the "she's a mess" comment... "We're outsiders. We can't judge. Though I do feel sorry for the victims who were dragged into this."
Ah yes, the cliffhanger of the bandage removal...which means more waiting...
fin
#im coming down from a fever while writing this so bear with the stark reactions lol i was not having a good time#tgcf#hob spoilers#xie lian#ling wen#heaven official's blessing#mxtx
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Weekly SVU thoughts
(Organized crime will come tomorrow cause i cant find a link rn so fuck that shit)
Go time!!!
Holy hell Mariska has NO RIGHT looking this good WOOF
I STILL dont understand why Olivia was getting such a bad rep for this? If i remember correctly she was simply the captain on sight? The other cops were brutal with him? (I could be wrong I dont remember much)
LIL BABY KAT FINALLY BEING PROMOTED THANK YOU
DAYUM FIN! That is a GORGEOUS ring!! (Also like damn he locked down a hottie)
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 is how I feel about Liv being cleared of all wrong doing. YES! I know she definitely wasn’t too far out of line, and YES, I know obviously Liv wasn’t going to be fired or whatever cause its literally her show but like... stop fucking baiting us with shit like this its just anonoying.
Wait... someone in the crew’s last name is Barba...👀👀
Stabler has too much going on?? MORE LIKE HE DOESNT DESERVE TO KNOW SHIT
ALSO!!! HE WAS GONE FOR TEN YEARS!! WAS LIV SUPPOSED BE CELIBATE THE ENTIRE DAMN TIME?? WAIT FOR HIM TO COME BACK??? No. Go fuck this shit.
UGH CARISI WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN (who I assume he cares about & makes him happy???? Pls just let noodle boy be happy...) (also WOW so convienient that the ep she gets introduced rollins is in atlanta....)
Man this roomate is STONED AF
OMG THEY FINALLY ACTUALLY HAVE MASKS ON IN THE DAMN HOSPITAL BLESS
....ffs sake the stream just crashed on me....
POOR FUCKING SONNY RN. Let him goddamn hold his girl! Let him at least give her shoulder a squeeze right now wtf man???
ELIIS??? FIRM OF ELLIS??? IS BAYARD ELLIS PART OF HIS LEGAL TEAM?? (I mean i was hoping for Rita but im okay with this too....)
Omg WAIT THIS FUCK’S A UC??? And Kat kneed him in the balls? HERE for that 😂😂
Kat is fucking GORGEOUS
Wait! The death penalty????? I thought that was abolished??? They havent talked about it in YEARS on this show
OH SWEET FUCK SHIT
“Cancel the bus”
IM SCREAMING I saw the quote on twitter but didnt know the context yet and DAMN YESSSSS MY FUCKING KWEEEEEENN
SHE CALLED HIM SONNY 🥺🥺🥺😭😭
Omg lil Sonny looks so happy
OKAY JFC IT TOOK THEM THAAAAT LONG TO HUG AND IT WASNT EVEN THAT GOOD OF A HUG?? I am MAD
Stabler??? Going rouge?? NEVER 😂😂😂
“Keep your distance. I cant afford to lose you” LIV BEBE STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM PLs!!
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So it’s 4am and my brain wouldn’t physically let me sleep until I drew something regarding Mer! Cyrus but seeing as it’s this early I only had it in me to do the tail but I thought I would send it in anyways.
I used elephant ear Bettas as the references mainly, along with the original half moon with the speckles. Always kinda thought he would be a long boy with a huge ass tail and excessive fins because of course he would. The top side view is kind of a mess but hopefully this is halfway decent and ya maybe like it??? I might do Connor if I have some free time if you wanna see it? I dunno, here ya go I guess? I don’t know how to submit things 😂
-----------------------Angie’s comment:
WDEFRGTHYJUK HUN THIS IS TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR MY POOR HUMAN EYES!!!
Are you kidding??? This is amazing and I’m so honored that you wanted to draw it for me, and who cares if it’s just the tail? Honestly I’m glad, this is so beautiful that I would’ve fainted it you added Cyrus lol.
But seriously tho??? This is so pretty and you’re so talented?? I LOVE this design. Like really love it. Especially the tail fin, those blue stripes on the light blue background - amazing. I think it’s the detail I like most. And you’re absolutely right: he has a longer tail (he’s a king!!) with several fins around it, so you totally got the point!!
I think this is the closest to how I imagine his tail yet, the colours are fantastic: just the right mix of grey, blue and those tiny freckles that make me swoon because they’re so CUTE and you got them SO RIGHT. Don’t you absolutely dare say that I might not like it, because I love this so much and I’m so touched that you spent your time drawing this for me. You’re truly a sweetheart.
If you want to and you have the time, you’re very welcome to draw Connor, but please don’t feel pressured to do it! I’m really so honored that you drew this!!!
Thank you, thank you and thank you!! I’m so blessed to have such lovely readers, you really are too much for me 😭😭😭 Bless you and thank you again @avocado--angel 💕💕💕
#i'm speechless#this is so beautiful#do i even deserve this omg#avocado--angel#letters to the queen#submission
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