#his perks are literally just 'fuck you i'm fast' LMAO

[timewontwait]

thinking about the dbd verse has me remembering the fan perks i came up with for sonic. granted, these are survivor perks. i haven't come up with a killer verse yet even though that would make more sense for the lore of dbd that he'd be categorized into the role of killer (but lmao, his muse stubbornly refuses every time i think of a way to make it happen - one day it will)

steadfast

in the fog, your powers may have been suppressed, but not completely. when in chase with the killer, every time the killer gains bloodlust, you gain an equal amount of haste status effect. once the chase is over however, become exhausted for 120 seconds. this perk cannot be used when exhausted.

wind burst

this isn't the first time you've been pushed to the limit. when injured, you are granted the ability to stun the killer with a blast of air upon performing a fast-vault. has a 90 second cooldown.

martyr complex

your presence alone stirs the hearts of your allies, even to the bitter end. upon being sacrificed, all remaining survivors are granted a 10% speed boost upon repairing, healing, cleansing, unhooking, and opening exit gates, as well as being granted an additional 8 second haste status effect once the gates are fully powered, allowing teammates to rally together and combat impossible odds.

[designersheets]

the one perk of growing up in a small town is that i was allowed to walk/hang around town with friends, without parents. Walked to/from school in high school (weather permitting). Walked to each others houses. When one got a lucense he drove us to further places. We were allowed to just Be Young Together. That's so so SO important. I'm autistic and only dx'd in my 20s, but I learned some important social lessons that i would not have learned without independent time with my peers, and i don't mean bullying, i mean if i unintentionally said/did something hurtful they would just Tell Me in a casual, peer-to-peer way that didn't make it weird. with parents around i may never have said/did the things OR my friends may not have felt comfortable being so candid with me.

my dad tells me stories about his teen years and they were much crazier and more dangerous, just physically, like riding dirtbikes in the woods or fucking around in the quarry, or SHOOTING ARTOWS STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR LIKE DOME KINDA ROULETTE lmao. and i'm not advocating for that, i don't think teens should be injured if it's avoidable (esp with how insurance is these days. it was more affordable back then like everything else) the options today are a lot physically safer.

but i think they're also a hell of a lot less stimulating, less developmentally useful, even detrimental sometimes (social media). and more expensive. even for my friends and i, many of whom had a job and some money, couldn't always go to a restaurant (even cheap fast food) because our families weren't rich or even upper class. some were really poor, it was a poor town. we all helped each other when and how we could (food, rides, watching younger siblings, sick care at another house so the mom with 6 kids and 3 jobs doesn't get sick cause they CAN'T afford that)

the town movie theater was part of the community center and run by volunteers, showing used reels from bigger theaters in other towns. that made it affordable to go see a movie! i'm talking 7-10 bucks per ticket and a couple bucks for popcorn. we could afford that. that was crucial to everyone tbh cause there wasn't much to do around town!

but you know what we had? parks. small, but two different parks with swings and shit where anyone could hang out without a problem. we hung out at those a lot too. town curfew for minors was 10 pm, and if a legal adult was with you, it didn't apply anyway! so we could hang out around town ALL DAY if we wanted!

it was also the kind of place no one cared what you did on your own property cause it's YOURS. One friend made a makeshift forge in his backyard, and two other friends found an old sword at a yard sale. seller said her kids found it in the woods. so we helped our forge friend pick up coal from around the train tracks and he fixed that sword up pretty damn nicely for an untrained kid. that's the kind of thing a kid couldn't do almost anywhere today.

i'm not about to say it was the Best Place to grow up, cause of course it had its issues, but those were issues literally any place could have anyway. but i think i would have been a much more anxious, fearful, unintentionally-hurtful person if i didn't get to grow up the way i did.

my hot take is that sometimes i see people in their late 20s and early 30s say things that are definitely going to be ridiculous conservative talking points in ten years and if people don't check themselves NOW and become more aware about how they talk about and to other people our world will never escape this cycle of turmoil

[hanniejji]

coming home drunk hcs

[ bakugou katsuki x y/n ] [ todoroki shouto x y/n ]

@bakutae : "kyyy i saw that requests are open! so uh how about a headcanon of both aged up bakubabe and mr icyhot coming home drunk lmfao and how y/n will like tend to him 🤧🤧

m.list

warning: none

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

you know that one drunk who has no filter in their mouths?

yes, that's bakugou

will be so honest to everyone

even the stranger passing by

"YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT HOW UNHYGIENIC CAN YOU GET?"

"LOOK KIRISHIMA, I LOVE YOU BUT I HAVE Y/N"

he says this all with his eyes shut and his eyes are pulled back and resting on the sofa or chair

not necessarily loud

but will FIGHT you if you say something he's against to

WILL ARGUE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE THE BEST AND MOST WONDERFUL PERSON

bet your ass hell brag about the sex you two have

istg the bakusquad will know everything

"y/n's calling your phone"

"WHERE!? Y/N!? WHERE IS SHE!? YOU FUCKING LIAR—"

"GO HOME—"

so the less drunk of them gets him a cab and sends him away to paradise

he totally forgot to answer your calls

he gets home still a wreck, zombie moving through the front door and messing up with the keys

dw baby you have y/n to open it for you

"why weren't you answering my calls!??"

"y/n, baby, i missed you"

you'llet him off just this time. JUST THIS TIME.

so you by the time you drag his ass to the bedroom, he's leaching at you for cuddles

"if I don't make you do this you're going to be annoyed tomorrow"

he lets you do what you want

he whines when you went out of the room tho

so you come back with a glass of water, two ibuprofen, and a wet face towel

"have I told you that I love you? you look so beautiful right now—you always look beautiful— like a fucking angel"

he says this with a small genuine smile and god forsaken soft eyes that screams pure love and adoration

after helping him with the pills, wiping the sweat on his skin—with red cheeks of course—, and getting him changed into his comfy clothes you're about to help him brush his teeth

"now let me hold you, damn woman"

he holds you tight against his chest, alcohol breath and all

you can't exactly escape those arms either

i hope you can breathe well enough to live through the next day :D

TODOROKI SHOUTO

shouto's a grumpy and sleepy drunk

with just two shots

he leans on everything that is near him

and just sleeps

so it's more than often that one of the dekusquad brings him to you it's definitely always iida

BUT I'M TELLING YOU THIS

THE MOMENT HE HEARS YOUR VOICE EVEN IF HE'S ASLEEP HE'LL PERK UP SO FAST

like a dog being told that he's a good boi :')

"y/nnnnn..."

he'd whine your name repeatedly after he feels your warmth

it's just you helping him get inside lmao

so you make him sit on a chair in the bathroom while you go get him some water and pills and a change of clothes

but this lil cute shit

grabs on you like a baby

and hugs you close

and buries his face in your stomach and wouldn't let go until you take away his cuddle privileges

so he reluctantly let's go of you with a big sad pout your heart will literally break

so you YEET across the kitchen to make your work fast and in no time, you got him to drink his pills and water, help wipe his face with a clean towel, brush his teeth, wipe his limbs to make him a little comfier, and changed his clothes to his plain shirts and pj pants

"can i cuddle you now?"

*soft screaming noise*

"you can have all of me now bby"

so he'd sleepily drag you to the bed and plops down with you

he kind of just lie on top of you

and snores off

with his face buried on your chest uwu

he's just a fucking baby while drunk

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom season 2, episode 17-20 thoughts! finishing up season two! the finale is the THIRD 2-PARTER OF SEASON 2. that's so many! I wonder how many season 3 will have?

see prev episode thoughts in this tag <3

-UERGH WHY DOES VLAD HAVE AN AI WITH MADDIE'S FACE ON IT. SOOO CREEPY. AND MORE 'CREATIONS' waiiiit. vlad is Dr. Frankenstein! (despite his ghost design obviously referencing vampires) HE HAS 'CREATIONS' HE MAKES THEN WONT TAKE REAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR!!! this bitch.

-danny was late and his friends immediately start going off about how hes inconsiderate, and has been treating them like sidekicks??? he just overslept, my god. chill. even if he has, be nicer about talking about it with him?? he really can't help that he sometimes has to chase the ghosts, or has a secret identity to protect...

-'what kind of ghost haunts a miniature golf course' umm. me as a ghost. next question

-imagine going home and theres a tiny child on your bed claiming to be your cousin. with as many cousins I have, I would probably believe her. but the 'ran away from home' BIT....SHES 12?? SHES SO TINY. I hate that they have her belly out in her ghost form, but I like how her colors are asymmetrical. something about her design...maybe the proportions?? are weird to me...anyway danny was good to feed her, but he shouldve taken her to his parents FIRST. or, tbh, probably jazz. (JAZZ DIDNT EVEN GET TO MEET HER!!! NOOO. I mean she said she'll be BACK BUT STILL)

-ANYWAY. shes voiced by AnnaSophia Robb, the girl who was in because of winn dixie, played as violet from charlie and the chocolate factory, and was the girl from bridge to terrabithia. (the movie that made me cry hysterically when I was 12 and I never watched it again because it Broke Me!) thats super cool.

-vlad sucks: the episode, basically. what's new!! I love how he's like, I'm Not A Villain. *immediately cuts to him torturing danny to make him transform, to get mid-transformation DNA, to perfect a Clone.* *immediately shows that he doesnt give a shit about his new daughter Dani and just wants a ''more perfect clone'' and will put her in danger to get that. will let her DIE to get that*

-Dani is danny's clone and is a girl? transgenderism....one of them has to be trans. or they both are.

-dani just. leaving at the end. WHAT? SHES 12. DONT JUST. NO!!! SHE WAS PROBABLY JUST BORN, A MONTH AGO AT MOST, RIGHT?? SHE NEEDS...SOMEWHERE TO LIVE. MONEY? FOOD?? A FAMILY?? AN EDUCATION???! WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S LEAVING!!! OKAY BYE I GUESS!!! D: concern!!!

-the next ep opens with skulker chasing a ghost down. ...does skulker count as a ghost hunter in the way valerie and danny do? I mean, sure, he hunts the good guys too, but he. he hunts ghosts...also, we haven't seen his Real Form since his debut episode! tiny...

-the guys in white are back! ngl, I assumed they were a gag for that one episode. you're telling me they might actually be a threat? ok.

-valerie in her lil nasty burger uniform looks so cute!! glad shes not in that mascot uniform this time. I guess she stopped hiding that she's working there now?

-gregor having white hair, dressed in black and white...and green eyes...sam has a Type, I guess.

-danny being unnecessarily hostile about gregor. danny!!! hes been nice so far. he looks a little...tall to be 14, but. danny doesnt know anything about him! (he does Suspect, but...you cant just spy on people and be rude to them from a hunch.) also, gregor kissed her, and when she freaked out, he was like 'oh no!! sorry, we can take it slow! I understand!' which was NICE. I hate jealousy plots still tho.

-altho. umm. tucker, being concerned about danny spying on them??? SAM AND YOU WERE SPYING ON DANNY AND VALERIE A FEW EPISODES AGO!!!!! im not saying its RIGHT, but dont be a hypocrite!!! AND THEN SAM BEING MAD ABOUT IT, TOO.

-DANNY IS A 7 ON THE SCALE OF ECTOPLASMIC POWER!!! out of 10? so I want to know where the other ghosts rank...I mean it's a list from the guys in white, so, it may not even be accurate, like, they havent seen ALL of his powers, have they?

-Lancer being like 'im not cooperating with the FEDS' until they said they could access his tax records. they already did that joke with jack, but like, its still funny. kings of tax evasion.

-tucker's aggressive third-wheeling. but gregor being super into it. gregor/tucker is the real ship here. then gregor kissing danny on both cheeks after hugging him. bi poly king gregor. (he does turn out to be a liar with a phoney accent. unsurprising, BUT THE CONCEPT OF HIM BEING GENUINE AND THEM ALL DATING IS FUN)

-THE...GUYS IN WHITE THINKING GREGOR IS DANNY PHANTOM. LMAOOO. GET HIS ASS. or,, Elliot. lmfao

-sam saying tucker is part of the package because theyre friends was super sweet <3 but also 'part of the package'...polyships are obviously the solution to these dumb jealousy/love triangle plots.

-danny crashed a whole plane. the collateral damage...

-is he....

-you know....

.... (ITS NOT GAY IF YOU'RE DOING IT TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT, AND LIE TO A GIRL. RIGHT? he was getting a little too into pretending to enjoy tucker's company, and the above...c'mon, guy.)

-lmao, freakshow is in actual prison. I didn't expect a follow up, or for him to show back up! in the finale of this season, too!

-THE SICK TATTOO GHOST IS NAMED LYDIA!!! more Lore On her. freakshow seemed genuinely concerned about her. also, is she mute? I don't think she talked the first time we saw her, either. and we didn't know freakshow 'envied' ghosts, either, the first time, we just knew he was controlling them. interesting!

-...they literally stole the infinity gauntlet from marvel and called it the reality gauntlet. is that legal. what the fuck. even with the gems in the lil slots, having different powers...they had freakshow in jail, but didnt check his pockets??! hes just still in his lil outfit??? what kind of ...oh, its in amity park. yeah, all of the adults are idiots, okay, sure.

-'freakshow!' 'in the anemic flesh!' dude take some iron pills then. also, sure, the red eyes could be contacts for his aesthetic, but the whites of his eyes are yellow! does he have jaundice?! he severely needs more...like, every kind of vitamin. (this is what im worried about as freakshow attacks danny with giant robots)

-again, goth circus is a sick theme, and I love his goth train.

-oh FUCK every single person saw danny transform. on a stage. including his parents via TV. oh god. the guys in white and immediately like 'youre coming in for experiments!' SCARY. at least the crowd is willing to help him to escape...perks of now being a local celeb! even the kids at school are accepting :) this is what, the third time his family has found out? its always been an alt timeline tho. and danny fully intending to just rewrite things again instead of...I dunno, trying to roll with it this time? hes really worried his family won't accept him, huh...

-'maybe our son IS THE GHOST BOY, but its not as if our family's ghostly activities have EVER PUT YOUR FAMILIES IN DANGER' maddie. mmmmmmmmmmmm. okay.

-danny 100% prepared to run away from home because of this :( oh :( and saying his parents are 'looking for him, or a scalpel to dissect him with' ouch...

-THE GUYS IN WHITE TRYING TO ARREST A 14 YEAR OLD. fuck da feds.

-side note (another one about voice actors...) freakshow's voice actor, Jon Cryer, was lex luthor in pretty much every DC tv show, which is why I recognized his voice, because my dad loves those shows so I've seen a good bit of them without seeking them out...)

-the old man saying 'hey, i still had minutes left!' and danny saying 'you gotta watch those roaming charges!' about danny destroying the people in the diner's phones so no one could report seeing him...would kids today understand these things. can you even BUY minutes anymore...I remember my first phone being a flip phone, and the fact I always had minutes when my sister ran out super fast, because I didnt have friends calling or texting me like she did...:/

-the fentons being genuinely like 'why didnt danny trust us and tell us this, we love him :(' and JAZZ LAYING INTO THEM WITH THE 'DISSECTION/MOLECULE BY MOLECULE' LINES. LITERALLLLY. they need to apologize

-technically, lydias stronger than you! -jazz lesbianism moments! when did you even learn her name!!! but also get freakshows ass. lydia is also cooler looking. looove her design sm still.

-jazz psychoanalyzing freakshow... (also, her also having ghost envy? au where jazz is a ghost!! id like to see it)

-im glad the kids still got to go to their respective vacation things, even if they cant really stick around and enjoy them much...

-furry: confirmed. (also tucker calling her hot. tucker is a furry confirmed)

-danny being mad someone at the comic con is selling comics of him without permission, lmfao. give him his royalties!

-freakshow > thanos because hes a drama clown and does use his gauntlet to be FLASHY AND DRAMATIC.

-jazz's 'USE PYSCOLOGY' to danny about freakshow LMAOO. AND THEN IT WORKING. but, oh, freakshow's ghost form sucks. I like him as a clown better tbh. good thing danny took away his ghost powers!

-his parents hugging him and saying theyre proud :"( and saying 'of course you lied to us, we never gave you a reason not to!' and saying they were in the wrong basically for always talking about hurting ghosts aaaa :""(

-then he WIPED THEIR MEMORIES AGAIN!!! FUCK. I can understand him wiping the goverments/student bodies' memories, but why his parents?? they were being accepting!! ARGHHH. season 3 couldve been them all trying to adjust to them knowing!

-I know, on a meta level the showrunners probably wanted to just reset things to the status quo of him having a secret identity. But. We've been doing that for (2) seasons, I'd love if season 3 could be like, his parents adjusting to this and trying way harder to learn more and accept it (and the shenanigans that could come from that) and for fun, if he didn't wipe the students memories, it could be him being popular for a while, then everyone slowly realizing, oh, he's still Danny. Like. he might have ghost powers but hes Just The Same Guy instead of putting him on a pedestal (and seeing them all try and help him hide it from the giw/people who don't know!!)

-fuck they didn't even explain WHY he wiped everyone except sam, tucker and jazz's memories. he just Did It right when his parents were saying they loved/accepted him!! and sam and tucker didnt question it at all!!! HELLO??? very annoyed about this turn of events.

-anyway. onto season 3! I know its shorter than the first two seasons, and is the last season... I might just do it in 2 bursts if I can... :3c depends on the episodes' content and how much I want to say about each!