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golvio · 1 year ago

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I’ll admit, “Donald writes a drabble shipping himself with Vladimir Putin mid-tantrum as he publicly considers fleeing the country and snitches on his benefactors” was not on my Current Events Bingo Card.

do u want to see the most anyone has ever considered fleein to russia

#it’s not me though it’s my original character!#his name is tronald dump and he has a solid gold 747 that he uses to fly away from his haters because he’s just too cool and awesome #u.s. politics #the lawyer defending him is likely screaming in agony like a lich getting their soul jar cracked right about now #but god could you imagine his dumbass impulse tweets being what finally puts him behind bars #please let this man face some actual consequences for once in his life i am begging you #just see him going full ‘toddler told he can’t have candy in the supermarket’ would make my whole decade

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