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[ediyo-15]

possibility to be there

[0-solshroom-0]

What Your Favorite Song From Moulin Rouge (Broadway) Says About You

(note these are JOKES pls don’t come for me you are definitely allowed to have your opinions on these songs, they’re all amazing)

If your favorite is Welcome To The Moulin Rouge or More More More then you really just like the song Lady Marmalade. Please just go listen to Ladt Marmalade instead you know it’s what you want

If it’s Truth Beauty Freedom Love then you had no knowledge of Moulin Rouge beforehand and you thought it was gonna be a revolution story, and now this is the only song that resonates with you.

If it’s The Sparkling Diamond (then first of all great taste but) you have a god/superiority complex or you really hate men

If your favorite is Shut Up And Raise Your Glass then you’re Courfeyrac from Les Mis i mean you really like music that you can dance and like to party or you just really appreciate the song Shut Up And Dance

If it’s Firework then you’re a fucking sad bitch (with bad taste i’m sorry)

If it’s Your Song you’re either a hopeless romantic or you like elton john way too much

if your favorite is So Exciting! you are literally the funnest person on the face of the earth or you just like laughing at the “nonono he’s a sailor!” “yes a saILOR” bit

If it’s Sympathy For The Duke you’re a kinky bitch

if it’s Nature Boy you’re a Sad BoyTM and you like the guitar in the background

if it’s Elephant Love Medley then you definitely tried to sing the I Will Always Love You bit and you definitely failed also you have great taste

If its Backstage Romance you really really like the Seven Nation Army guitar part they threw in and also you’re a bad bitch

If it’s Come What May you’re the ULTIMATE hopeless romantic and you’re also very sad honey are you okay do you need someone to talk to?

If it’s Only Girl In a Material World then i don’t even know what to say about you. i just wanna ask why? what makes this your favorite?

if it’s Chandelier then you really like the song Chandelier but also acknowledge that Sia is problematic so you just replaced it with this version which is valid af because it’s better anyway

if it’s El Tango De Roxanne then first of all me too and second you’re a s i m p for Aaron Tveit. No questions asked, you’d kill for this man.

if it’s Crazy Rolling then you really liked Aaron’s growl thing he did with his voice when singing it live.

if it’s Your Song Reprise then you like crying,

if it’s the Finale then you ONLY like bittersweet endings

(pls remember these are just jokes and not actually my opinion of you based on your favorite Moulin Rouge song)