#his lil smiles omg

[silvermistyy]

jungkook ‘seven’ dance practice behind ♡

[dizzybizz]

EPISODE 8 I AM AT YOUR DOORSTEP

[roguelioness]

I'll be your king, you'll be my queen Unbelievers get down on your knees

I've been incoherently screaming over this gorgeous art of Vittara and Astarion by @tadpole-apocalypse - thank you so, so, so much ♥ Des was so nice and super patient despite all my ramblings, and her art is stellar, you need some of her art in your life!

[deerspherestudios]

He's so cute🥺👉👈✨

[forwhomthebaeltolls]

I’m thinking about a dad watching his kid. They’re playing with their toys on the floor in the living room while daddy sits on the couch watching tv.

A sex scene comes on the tv from the movie he’s watching and he suddenly gets a little restless. He’s shifting in his seat and grabbing at his crotch.

He glances at his kid and decides “fuck it” he connects his phone to the tv and pulls up his favourite porn. He watches for a while as he massages himself through his pants, getting himself nice and hard.

He finally takes his cock out and starts slowly stroking it, spreading his precum around.

His kid isn’t even paying attention. That is until a loud moan comes from the tv. They turn their head and look at what’s playing and see a lady sucking on a guys dick. They watch for a while before hearing a groan from their dad. They look over and see their dad steadily jerking himself off, his cock hard and slick.

Dad glances down at his kid and gives a weak smile and a wink before going back to watching the tv.

The kid turns around and continues playing with their toys. This is a very common occurrence whenever mom isn’t home so they’re used to seeing their dad so this.

But daddies moans and groans get louder and it’s distracting them from their random plot they made for their toys.

They look back over at their dad and watch as he strokes himself.

Daddy won’t admit it but, jerking off in front of his kid makes him so hard. And when they watch him….god he’s so close to cumming when they watch.

He glances back over at his kid and sees them staring at his rock hard cock that’s now flushed red and pulsing with need. He grabs it by the base and wiggles it back and forth a little and smiles at his kid.

“Like what you see, baby?”

-🦨

OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!

The idea of Dad masturbating in front of me (I'm the kid, please🥺) being a common occurrence. The idea of him putting on porn right in front of me uuuugh please I need this

I'd love to get extra curious one day and ask dad why he does that with his privates and why the pretty girls are putting their mouths on other peoples privates when Mommy said no one is supposed to touch there. I need Dad to give me a very in-depth and hands-on sex ed class while I just keep telling him how much what he's doing is making me tingly

[gothsuguru]

i feel like suguru is one of the most fun people to do a selfcare night with <3 he takes his spa days SO serious it’s not even remotely a game to him… he has his facemasks LAID on deck, he has his little massaging foot bath thingy locked and loaded, and he also is BEGGING you to oil his hair & paint his nails <333 he enjoys being pampered and he loves to pamper his s/o so TRUST he’ll be returning the favor right after + will draw a cozy little bubble bath for you both AND he’ll cook your fav meal :3

[reineydraws]

Saw your Mishanks bodyswap art! Very cute and fun! (Mihawk with a genuine smile on his face so so fun)

I imagine Shanks whould have trouble fighting in Mihawk's body at first since it's been years since he's had two arms

yes absolutely, i imagine that too! conversely, i think mihawk would have a little bit of trouble adjusting his balance and reach with a body missing one arm, as well. it's interesting to think about how they both would be forced to change their fighting style, and whether or not they would exchange swords.

mihawk's been seen using yoru with just one hand so he could probably pull it off with shanks's body. also interesting to think about shanks tripping up on having two arms until he naturally slips into his old fighting style again--or would he? because there's also the question of muscle memory, right? would mihawk's body automatically do things that shanks isn't predisposed to doing, and vice versa?

the other thing i find intriguing about body swapping in one piece is the question of whether or not your haki powers would switch as well. they say haki is spiritual presence, so presumably your haki switches if your spirits switch, but if it's the kind of spirit that's tethered to the presence of the body? then consider mihawk having the strongest conqueror's haki out on the blues, or shanks being able to use observation haki at mihawk's level, practically being able to predict the future--or mihawk, able to counter with shanks's haki-kill technique. food for thought!

[sera8273]

I know it’ll most likely not happen but I’m just waiting for Lucifer to come back and give the Sins their own personalized Ducks for like a lil apology gift-

[optimal-breakfast-49]

🥰🥺

[sh4thesh33p]

The face of pure evil..

[wrathchvld]

makeup of a champ ♡

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

Today I had an intern yell at me about how I’m constantly underselling myself and should maybe consider not doing that and then a lil later I mentioned that i wanted to try for that MIT PhD program I have been talking about for years and she was like “wait you’re worried?? You?? With your background?” And I think I’m gonna be riding this high for the next year

[a-ikuoliver]

THIS ONE?! 👀

Baby that's Tengen 🥴

🖤🐈‍⬛

HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY OMG

[weirdo09]

thank you, lil boy, for makin me feel pretty today 🫶🏽

[love-songs-for-emma]

the other day my 15 year old cousin was pretend shooting at me [24], my aunt [late 40s], and my partner [25] with a small gun.

i pretended to be hit, then quickly ducked and dove around the counter, looking for a weapon-shaped item frantically. my aunt, with such malice in her voice went, "what are you *doing*?" i hardly huffed a response back bc i was So focused. then, there i saw it: an unopened bag of marshmallows. i quickly ripped them open and tossed one up in the air to land around the corner into my cousin's room while going "ITS A GRENADE!" and he laughed. it was one of the few genuine smiles i'd seen him make the whole few days we spent together.

i dont care how old you are, if you see someone playing pretend, it's your duty to hop on that moment and keep it going. no one is "better than" imagination. you're not superior bc youre in your 40s and dont know how to have fun. life is about silly moments like this (to ME and im on my high horse PREACHING at u to fill your life with love light and JOY)

[ajdrawshq]

the first few days of third semester is really just Akira having the worlds worst mindfuck of the century. and its hilarious