#his haircut that hasnt changed since 2009

[lestatposter]

PSA!!!!!!! i am so fucking sick of seeing this exact picture of louis tomlinson. hes taken over my dash TUMBLR IM NOT A BOYBAND TYPE OF MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thesugarhole]

According to my [Precognition] skill, a more frustrated Snippy had a greater probability of survival.

are you seriously giving a lore reason on why snippy is the straight man comic relief right now. my guy. come on.

#can you please stop yandeving it FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTE #like i thought it was an interesting line but once i saw it for what it was. augh. #things cant just be funny they gotta have MEANING

the door is subject one... i think i knew that subconsciously (and on account of the tumblr posts) but that leaves two through six unaccounted for (zero hasnt been "revealed" yet but i know who she is so)

"charles would appreciate not being called a pancake by pilot" oh dont worry about that he already calls him a fat ass and other such language in that nature 🫡🫡 despite the lack there of. of a fat ass. since this was a 2009 ish era comic maybe snippy would like to loose weight by flattening

To survive "The flattening", he had to avoid five hundred potholes, seventy-four hundred System Errors and fifteen hundred and forty two malicious Dead Zone applications along his route.

After a call to seventeen pizza places, twenty four bus stations and six haircut parlors, Snippy's doom-rate had dropped to 79.66%.

Snippy was following the ringing across the city, seeming not to notice the change in tune and location.

ok thats. actually pretty funny if only because snippy thinks hes the smart guy of the group. cockroach behavior

ended in a really cute way sorry.

Snippy's anger had activated several fire extinguishers, toilets and water taps in various surrounding locations.

hows he doing that with his anger