#his grace his excellency duke of ankh commander of the city watch and chalkboard monitor sir samuel vimes the short not king ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
twasjane ยท 1 year ago
Text
Me: Ever think about the fact that Young Sam Vimes is born on the Glorious 25th of May so that whenever Vimes celebrates his son's birthday a little part of him has to think about the fall of The Glorious Republic of Treacle Mine Road?
The cashier at Lidl: There's half a dozen people waiting behind you and you have five items. You are the reason I drink.
285 notes ยท View notes
twasjane ยท 1 year ago
Text
Vimes is
a) short
b) Northern
c) permanently angry
Do what you will with this information.
85 notes ยท View notes