#his character man? thats just a little guy c!w has no fault in any of this

[plaguethewaters]

sometimes i wanna be insensible bout shit yk

[shipping-soukoku]

i decided to watch it in dub because i felt like it and its too early for my brain to be reading subtitles so here is my thoughts on some of the voices, and just their characters in general. this is like my 3rd or 4th time watching so-

atsushi: bby, he’s a bit flat, atsushi and akutagawa fighting in the elevator about dazai ready to draw blood and then kyouka in the corner watching probably thinking “just kiss already”.

dazai: a little flat, hot, dazai taking the pill, you know the scene. the hair tucked behind his ear is 😳👌, “how about i just show you” kjksdnfkj yes please 👀. fyodor: every city has its rats begging for a morsel of cheese, dazai: me~ow~ ldnvfm. dazai getting stabbed in the back and looking like he’s enjoying it

kunikida: damn that’s low, also hot, fits him, kunimom is a lot hotter than i remember

ranpo: i don’t like it-

yosano: please top me- seriously, cut off my limbs, do whatever you want queen.

tanizaki: he sounds like a literal child, fitting.

kenji: cinnamon roll

kyouka: i don’t like it- sorry it’s just.. no- she cute tho GOD I HATE HER VOICE SO MUCH, SHE TALKS LIKE A POPULAR SCHOOL GIRL BUT EMOTIONLESS (i’m so sorry kyouka’s va) kyouka’s mother, she is so cute, and her voice is so smooth

naomi: fuck off bitch

fukuzawa: damn thats a low af voice,

akutagawa: poor aku, literally being thrown into the movie, god i can’t look at him w/out being reminded of this month’s chapter, WHAT THE FUCK HE SOUNDS LIKE A CHILD, LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD, ok maybe that’s a bit much, 15. GOD “IntErEstIng” WE ALREADY KNOW YOUR A VILLIAN, YOU DONT HAVE TO MAKE IT SO FUCKING OBVIOUS, I HATE HIS VOICE SO MUCH (i’m sorry aku’s va) i haven’t watched phineas and ferb for a long time, but aku’s voice just reminds me of doofenshmirtz... idk. damn, just realized it’s like 8 mins into aku’s screen time and he hasn’t coughed once

chuuya: please fucking do whatever you want to me you god of a man, please i’m literally begging you to acknowledge me, spit on me and i will be happy- CHUUUUUUUUUYA YES BITCH, WALKING IN LIKE HE OWNES THE PLACE. god i wish i was as confident as chuuya. chuuya just punching a wall without his a ability and crushing it like it’s nothing. please choke me chuuya-. chuuya without any light in his eyes is scary as fuck. and hot. please top me. or kill me. your choice. i wouldn’t mind. chuuya, you think you’re being sly, but we can all tell you’re pining for dazai, it’s ok, he’s pining for you too. chuu’s lil canine teeth AAAAAAAHIYYAAAAAA, DAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII. THE SCENE, THE SKK SCENE, YOU KNOW THE ONE, THE LAP, THE CHEEK TOUCH, THE DAZAI-KEEPING-CHUUYA’S-FACE-PLACED-DIRECTLY-IN-HIS-CROTCH-SCENE. chuuya’s ass

kouyou(is she in the movie?):

mori: for some reason i really like his eng dub, it’s so fucking hot-

elise:

ango: he sounds so flat, but it fits, he is so done with dazai’s shit. for the love of god, get some sleep. AHAHAA ANGO CONTACTING CHUUYA LITERALLY LIKE “ITS TIME TO PAY YOUR DEBT BACK TO DOC GLASSES” OMG HE SOUNDS SO DONE I FEEL SO BAD DLGNLSJDNF.

odasaku: tired dad

shibusawa: ew, please stay 7461937472827491 feet away from me you nasty bitch 🤢, FUCK OFF YOU GROSS ASS BITCH, get your head outta your ass, bitch. dazai: isn’t that what friends are for? shibusawa: what use what I have for such things? dazai: you could really use some friends. DAMN DAZAI. f u c k o f f

fyodor: he sounds like that russian guy from the minions, why is it hot- please drown me in vodka and set me on fire-, FUCK ITS HOT WHYYYY, pls slit my throat. fyodor being literally so evil that his ability is afraid of turning against him jhffjdjf

tsujimura: cute, her hair is cute, she is cute, her voice is cute, but her japanese va actor going “tsujimura-desu” will be engraved in my memory forever

headmaster: the way he says “good for nothin’” makes me think he lives in the south (talking about the US). ugly ass haircut havin’ ass. it’s your fault that atsushi has a bad haircut bitch.

ok i got bored after the skk scene so i’m stopping there

me debating if i should rewatch dead apple because chuuya when i should really be trying to get some sleep like: 👁👄👁