#his character man? thats just a little guy c!w has no fault in any of this

[plaguethewaters]

sometimes i wanna be insensible bout shit yk

[lloydgarmadond]

Prologue: Toddler, Pre-Teen, Teen...?

Pairing: Lloyd Garmadon x Reader

Warnings: Just fluff

Word Count: 

Summary: Y/n is given food by an elderly man, she eats it without thinking about it and the next day feels queasy. The team notices and gives her the day off, what happens the next day when instead of 17 year old Y/n they find a 6 year old. The effects last for a week. But what happens in this one week?

Notes: This one-shot is only going to have 4 parts and I’m sorry if this isn’t very fluffy, it was mainly for informative reasons. I didn’t want to be the type that doesn’t provide with any backround knowledge of the characters relationships with each other. 

“Nya! Hurry up, I am hungry and I do not want to be hungry.” I screeched in absolute fury. My hunger clouding most of my sensible thoughts- not that there were many to begin with.

“I’m coming, I’m coming...” Her voice trailed off.

“Thats what you’ve been saying for the past 10 minutes!” I whined impatiently.

“I’m coming just... WAIT!” She screamed the last part, startling me. What is she doing in that room? I rolled my eyes and slouched angrily on the plump sofa whining and grumbling about how hard life was.

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By the time Nya was finally done doing whatever she just had to do before my lunch, I was acting like starving animal. Always whining and grumbling, but most importantly dangerous. I felt like I could kill someone if I was not offered food in the next minute.

We were walking down the cobbly path, well Nya was walking I was stomping like an elephant when suddenly we were approached by an elderly man.

This elderly man had a fringe of grey-white hair around his balding, mottled scalp. He had a wizened face and a back slightly hunched. With each movement there was the creak of old bones.

Nya immediately backed away, an alarm going off in her mind. She tried to drag me with her but I snatched my arm away, angrily huffing at her. I was not going to just be dragged around by the woman who deprived me of food for a good 20 minuted. 

“I heard you were hungry, young lady.” He croaked. I nodded glowering at random people as they walked [past, completely unaware of the dark glint on his eyes. “I just bought a few loaves of bread at the bakery, would you like some?” My head snapped towards him eyes widening, as I said before my hunger clouded most of my sensible thoughts. 

I nodded my head vigourously. 

As he handed me the loaf of bread, I faintly heard Nya yell “Don’t do it! Y/n I swear to the first spinjitsu master, Don’t do it!”, I glared angrily at her. I’m not about to give away free food.  Instead I stuffed my face and mumbled a quick thank you to the old man! I returned to Nya feeling slightly less hungry. 

“Spit it out!” She snapped, despite her anger I could see the worry in her eyes. I shook my head and swallowed it. “You are truly one of the most stubborn people I’ve ever met.” She grumbled.

As we continued to make our way to the cafe Nya began scolding me profusably, telling me something bad was bound to happen to me. I just rolled my eyes and thought to myself what could possibly happen?

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“Nya!” I screeched in between coughs of blue gloop, “This is- your fault- you should’ve- stop-ped me.”

“What is it now-” Her words died in her mouth when she saw my current condition. I was lying against the toilet seat, coughing large gunks of blue glob into the toilet. The wooden floor clashing against the pearly white toilet. I didn’t feel the waves of nausea that most people felt while puking, but I was coughing out globs of blue stuff... not the sickly green residue that stunk.

“What happened?” She yelled. Shock and horror evident on her face, rushing towards me she sat down next to me sweetly rubbing my back.

There was a quick silence before I realised she actually thought I knew the answer to that.

“Ho-w do you- expect me- to know?” I growled through even more gunks of the blue residue.

“Wait. I knew you shouldn’t have eaten that bread the old man gave you! I knew you were hungry but I didn’t think you were that hungr-” Nya began scolding before another wave of blue glob passed through me resulting in me hacking and coughing to breathe. I could basically feel her disgust and horror at this point.

“Nya, I want- chocolate-” I grumbled. The craving the delicious treat suddenly  overwhelming me.

“No. Your state is bad enough, hot chocolate will only make it worse.” I felt like a child being scolded, and I reacted as such.

“But, I want chocolate now!” I whined, almost like a child on the verge of a tantrum.

“No. Y/n be sensible it won’t do you any good.” Nya said cooly, somehow not snapping at my childish behaviour.

“BUT I WANT CHOCOLATE!” I screamed abruptly. Not knowing what came over me I tried shove Nya away but she didn’t budge. 

“Y/n stop acting like a child.” Nya yelled. 

“BUT I WANT CHOCOLATE NOW!” I shrieked.

“Y/n no. N o spells no.” Nya yelled. As soon as she said that I began screaming, I waved my fists about, the blue gloop forgotten.

At first I didn’t notice my hands had been replaced with pudgy little todler hands, but when I attempted to push Nya again they didn’t have the strengh to back up. I felt my entire body shrinking, my hair being drawn back into my scalp. I let out another angered scream A tingly expression washed over me, and as quickly as it happened it was gone.

At all of the comotion, Kai came in and almost fainted when he saw a todller causing a tantrum over wanting to eat chocolate instead of the coposed, shy Y/n. Shock just coursed through him, and forced him to come to the worst conclusion.

“Nya is she yours?” Nya just glared at him for his stupidity and because her brother really just asked her that.

“Mister, mean old bat won’t give me chocolate.” The young toddler says stumbling toward Kai, not knowing how to react he picked her up. Poor Kai didn’t know how to react so he just stared at her, trying to figure out what else could have happened.

“Mister, can you give me chocolate.” She repeated, slightly annoyed. Her words just slipped through one ear and out another. Her h/c locks fell into her face and she just shoved them away angrily.

“I w-want chocolate.” She screamed in his face. From the fright Kai dropped her, realising his mistake he dove to catch her but she had dissapeared. 

Nya stared in horror to kai, “She can teleport...”

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In the kichen, the young toddler had randomly teleported to the sofa in the bounty. Here Cole, Zane and Jay were just staring at her, she left the sofa and stumbled towards cole who was stuffing his face with vanilla cake covered in strawberry icing.

“Mister, do you have chocolate? The mean old bat in the toilet and porcupine wouldn’t give me chocolate.” She murmurred to the earth ninja.

“No chocolat here little one, I only have vanilla and strawberry icing.” Cole said before stuffing his face with another slice of cake.

The little toddler went to Zane and asked again if he had chocolate. The nindroid pused his cooking and analysed her face for an uncomfortably long amount of time.

“No young Y/n, we have no chocolate. Fortunately some of my fellow peers may have some since they are “sweettoothd”.” He finally said, but the young girl was already walking towards Jay.

“W-wait she’s Y/n?” Cole spluttered, but the young Y/n wasn’t paying attention to them anymore.

Before she could say anything, Kai and Nya came sprinting into the room.

“Ok, we have a problem. Y/n has been become a toddler and she has dissapeared. AND SHE CAN FLIPPING TELEPORT!” Kai yelled. Grabbing his ninja suit and preparing to go toddler hunting.

However, before Kai could do anything drastic Nya pointed at Y/n who was making her way to Jay. He stopped mid run. 

“Jay do you have chocolate?” Nya asked suddenly.

“What? No I don’t have chocolate what type of questio-” He began but was cut off by Y/n asking him for chocolate again.

“Did you not just here me? I don’t have chocolate!” He grumbled. The young girl already in a bad mood but now scared by the big, large intimadating men sorounding her. Or just giving her curiose looks, began to cry. 

Large fat tears quickly becoming streams of tears. 

“JAY! You made her cry!” Nya said rushing to calm me down while scolding Jay. A small smirk lit up her features, Jay saw it Nya didn’t.

“Nya shes SMILING! Come on don’t get angry at m-” But he was interupted by her wailing as she purposfully made herself louder.

“Shh, don’t worry they won’t hurt you. Shh~” Nya said lifting her up, Y/n wrapped her little arms around Nyas neck, resting her head against her neck. Nya didn’t see the dangerous smile that graced the young child’s lips. The rest of the team did.

“N-nya... I d-don’t think y-you should do that...” Kai mumbled akwardly eying her suspiciously. The murderous look on Nya’s face clearly scared Kai and the rest of the team.

“Kai! She’s just a sweet, innocent, scared little girl. Remember she’s still our sweet Y/n.” She said trailing off as she stared into Y/ns’ bright curiose eyes.

“B-but Nya-” Jay began, but when I let out a soft whimper jay shut up.

A few moments later, the guys sorrounding Nya and little Y/n tensely returned to what they were doing. Y/n was just beggining to get comfortable in Nya’s tender hold, when Zane dropped his pan abruptly on the ground. The little toddlers heart jumped out of her chest triggering her self defence sytem and forcing her to teleport away. 

The moment the little Y/n teleported away from Nya’s hold Nya screamed in panic.

“She teleported away! Zane, you just had to drop the pan didn’t you?” Nya hissed angrily at Zane who merely said, “I beleive your mothering instincts are beggining to show for young Y/n.” 

Nya glared at him and began calling for Y/n and running like a mad-woman around the bounty.

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In the guys room, young Y/n had teleported into and was staring at Lloyd. Lloyds’ golden locks had been pushed to the side as he sat on his bed stuffing his face with all types of sugary treats. 

The room consisted of four beds and a metalic stationare for Zane, who had voluntarily given up his bed for Lloyd after he became older again. Lloyds bed had soft green covers with golden lining and several plushies for general comfort.

Once Lloyd saw the young girl making her way to his bunk, he stared at her. Confused at why a toddler was on the bounty and currently making her way towards him.

“Um, who are you?” Lloyd asked the young girl as he picked her up and placed her on his bunk.

“Y/n!” Lloyd had this dumbstruck look on his face. Was this todler Y/n...

“So tell me, sunshine, do you have any powers?” Lloyd asked the little girl that was stumbling towards him.

Y/n simply shrugged her shoulders. Ok not helping... Lloyd thought to himself.

“How old are you, sunshine?”

“5” She said proudly showing him her age in her fingers. After a few moments the young girl tugged on Lloyds’ green hoodie “Mister, can I have some of your chocolate?”

“S-sure...” Lloyd stuttered.

The young girl crawled onto his lap and comfortably eating some of Lloyds chocolate. However, Lloyd was lost deep in thought. It was true this toddler did resemble Y/n greatly. Firstly she had her soft h/c locks, her hypnotising e/c eyes and her heart shaped face. But even if this toddler is Y/n how did she become a toddler? That question plagued Lloyds until the young toddler fell asleep.

Lloyd wrapped his arms around Y/n and ran his fingers through her hair. The young girl mumbled something through the chocolate, happily snugling closer to Lloyd. At those actions a small smile lit up Lloyds features. 

A few moments later, Nya burst into the room closely followed by Jay, Kai and Zane, Cole was probably still eating the vanilla cake. To Lloyd she resembled a provoked bull- but he would never tell her that unless he wanted to live to see tommorow.

“Oh Spinjitsu Master, Y/ns’ fine.” Nya said holding her heaving chest. Running around in search of a little toddler was not on her to do list, even if it was Y/n.

“So is anyone going to tell me what happened or am I going to have to guess?” Lloyd said after a while, carrying the little toddler towards Nya who immediately cradled her in her arms.

“Yeah, Nya... what happened?” Kai pressed. Nya looked around the room swallowed and began to tell the story of what happened to Y/n.

“So your telling me, that Y/n ate food from a stranger because she was hungry and you were denying her food because you were taking too long to get dressed?” Jay said his eyebrows raised in disbeleif, “Yeah... no.”

Nya nodded her head persistently, “Yes, that’s really what happened!” Zan sa in silence procesing what Nya had told them. 

“I beleive that the effects may last for a week or a couple of days at most. The bread wouldn’t have been able to hold much of the syrom that forced her to become a young toddler again. I’m also assuming that the effects aren’t permanent because Y/n has already begun to show signs of rapid growth.” Zane commented after nuch analysis.

“But that means we will be down a member.” Lloyd protested. 

“Yeah! And now I’m the only girl again.” Nya groaned angrily.

“Well... this is going to be difficult.” Jay said.

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Part 1 will be up soon, and once it is up I will add the link here so it can be more accesible.

[shipping-soukoku]

i decided to watch it in dub because i felt like it and its too early for my brain to be reading subtitles so here is my thoughts on some of the voices, and just their characters in general. this is like my 3rd or 4th time watching so-

atsushi: bby, he’s a bit flat, atsushi and akutagawa fighting in the elevator about dazai ready to draw blood and then kyouka in the corner watching probably thinking “just kiss already”.

dazai: a little flat, hot, dazai taking the pill, you know the scene. the hair tucked behind his ear is 😳👌, “how about i just show you” kjksdnfkj yes please 👀. fyodor: every city has its rats begging for a morsel of cheese, dazai: me~ow~ ldnvfm. dazai getting stabbed in the back and looking like he’s enjoying it

kunikida: damn that’s low, also hot, fits him, kunimom is a lot hotter than i remember

ranpo: i don’t like it-

yosano: please top me- seriously, cut off my limbs, do whatever you want queen.

tanizaki: he sounds like a literal child, fitting.

kenji: cinnamon roll

kyouka: i don’t like it- sorry it’s just.. no- she cute tho GOD I HATE HER VOICE SO MUCH, SHE TALKS LIKE A POPULAR SCHOOL GIRL BUT EMOTIONLESS (i’m so sorry kyouka’s va) kyouka’s mother, she is so cute, and her voice is so smooth

naomi: fuck off bitch

fukuzawa: damn thats a low af voice,

akutagawa: poor aku, literally being thrown into the movie, god i can’t look at him w/out being reminded of this month’s chapter, WHAT THE FUCK HE SOUNDS LIKE A CHILD, LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD, ok maybe that’s a bit much, 15. GOD “IntErEstIng” WE ALREADY KNOW YOUR A VILLIAN, YOU DONT HAVE TO MAKE IT SO FUCKING OBVIOUS, I HATE HIS VOICE SO MUCH (i’m sorry aku’s va) i haven’t watched phineas and ferb for a long time, but aku’s voice just reminds me of doofenshmirtz... idk. damn, just realized it’s like 8 mins into aku’s screen time and he hasn’t coughed once

chuuya: please fucking do whatever you want to me you god of a man, please i’m literally begging you to acknowledge me, spit on me and i will be happy- CHUUUUUUUUUYA YES BITCH, WALKING IN LIKE HE OWNES THE PLACE. god i wish i was as confident as chuuya. chuuya just punching a wall without his a ability and crushing it like it’s nothing. please choke me chuuya-. chuuya without any light in his eyes is scary as fuck. and hot. please top me. or kill me. your choice. i wouldn’t mind. chuuya, you think you’re being sly, but we can all tell you’re pining for dazai, it’s ok, he’s pining for you too. chuu’s lil canine teeth AAAAAAAHIYYAAAAAA, DAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII. THE SCENE, THE SKK SCENE, YOU KNOW THE ONE, THE LAP, THE CHEEK TOUCH, THE DAZAI-KEEPING-CHUUYA’S-FACE-PLACED-DIRECTLY-IN-HIS-CROTCH-SCENE. chuuya’s ass

kouyou(is she in the movie?):

mori: for some reason i really like his eng dub, it’s so fucking hot-

elise:

ango: he sounds so flat, but it fits, he is so done with dazai’s shit. for the love of god, get some sleep. AHAHAA ANGO CONTACTING CHUUYA LITERALLY LIKE “ITS TIME TO PAY YOUR DEBT BACK TO DOC GLASSES” OMG HE SOUNDS SO DONE I FEEL SO BAD DLGNLSJDNF.

odasaku: tired dad

shibusawa: ew, please stay 7461937472827491 feet away from me you nasty bitch 🤢, FUCK OFF YOU GROSS ASS BITCH, get your head outta your ass, bitch. dazai: isn’t that what friends are for? shibusawa: what use what I have for such things? dazai: you could really use some friends. DAMN DAZAI. f u c k o f f

fyodor: he sounds like that russian guy from the minions, why is it hot- please drown me in vodka and set me on fire-, FUCK ITS HOT WHYYYY, pls slit my throat. fyodor being literally so evil that his ability is afraid of turning against him jhffjdjf

tsujimura: cute, her hair is cute, she is cute, her voice is cute, but her japanese va actor going “tsujimura-desu” will be engraved in my memory forever

headmaster: the way he says “good for nothin’” makes me think he lives in the south (talking about the US). ugly ass haircut havin’ ass. it’s your fault that atsushi has a bad haircut bitch.

ok i got bored after the skk scene so i’m stopping there

me debating if i should rewatch dead apple because chuuya when i should really be trying to get some sleep like: 👁👄👁