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woobifykamukura · 2 months ago

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im gonna be so real u coulda stopped at "angel dust dating garfield" because that is bar none the weirdest ass coupling of all time 😭 i mean that in suuuuuuch a good way too its just so insane in such a good way

also fwiw as a sidenote i saw u followed me on ur main and since i noticed you acc care about shipping discourse i need to maybe advise that you take a closer look at my pinned. and also some of those aforementioned relationships because they do Not exactly fall under a proship dni person's standards of respectability and i am actively watching them happen

Being plural is like

Woah I’m glad that breakdown is over, I hope no one saw that.

The fucking Grinch: Yeah

#'no laws' really does mean NO LAWS #of course not everything is wantonly allowed #there is still a functioning (case by case) justice system that precides over shit a resident does both current and past #but we also do not care about. so much shit #we have a resident who is technically twenty (because he's been here for five years) but identifies as fourteen #we got his deceased boyfriend THIS YEAR #he died at 14 #is the first kid 14 or 20? he looks 14. acts 14. but...? which is it really?#how old IS lightning mcqueen (monty) anyway?#his boyfriend died in his teens. monty is still alive AND goes back and forth between here and his original body #ergo he has to let time pass twice so he's the same age in both places. ergo is he.... older than his 20s? technically?#they were the same age when they got together!#the boyfriend has been here. dead. a teenager. for a lot LONGER than monty has. he doesnt look to age physically #we cant just crowbar them apart since monty was lucky enough to not die at sixteen #the dead one has been reclusive and antisocial like. the whole time i knew him tbh #he didnt let anyone TOUCH him until monty #so theyre still together and playing it by ear (they dont know how weird itll get as monty *continues* to age)#i do not realiably know how old either of them are #thats kind of another reason we dont have laws. if i have to figure out age tesseracts like this i WILL shoot myself

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