#himph!!!!

[clownattack]

He sat on the bread bcs his usual leg spot was not there

I put the leggy up and he instantly relocated

[reneethegreatandpowerful]

Platonic Liquid and Psycho! (Adults or kids; I love them either way.)

I love them too, they're awful.

[catsoupki]

忘掉好吧 / something that vanishes (bakugou x reader)

Summary: imagine, just— just imagine what it’d be like if you happened to be drunk, you won’t remember anyway, something lost to the ethers

Warnings: alcohol cuz … you’re drunk, bakugou is your boss, angstttttt

wc 300

you’re drinking your sorrows away at some hole in the wall bar when you accidentally call bakugou, your boss, and let loose where you are; he can hear just from your voice how deliriously drunk you are, so he somehow gets the location out of you and he’s on his way

when he’s there, he puts some cash down and he’ll be piggybacking you out of there

you’re dizzy and you’re nonsensical, your hands are warm and they wrap around his neck so unabashedly, “hey katsu,” you manage in between hiccups, bakugou is trying to focus, a blush creeps itself onto his nape and then his cheeks— your lips are right next to his eyes, he can feel your whiskey breath on the shell of his ear, and it’s so intimate, but it’s alright because you won’t remember how he’s stuttering, you won’t even remember tonight—

“i like you.”

there’s a halt in his steps, suddenly he’s aware of how sweaty his palms are, and even with all the experience and practise under his belt, he’s now afraid he’ll accidentally blow you up

“you’re just drunk, idiot,” he bites out, the chuckle you let out next to his ear sends shivers down his back.

“n —himph— no i’m not, ask me again when you see me at work, i’ll always say yes,”

he can smell your breath, it’s pungent with alcohol diluted within your system. he doesn’t respond, you don’t seem too bothered but you won’t remember tonight. he runs through the possibilities in his head, he’ll go to work tomorrow and see you, he’ll remember right now, your thigh in his hands and your voice in his ear, but you won’t remember right now—

so he won’t ask you, then he’ll be able to keep these intimacies far and in between, at a cost— he won’t ever get you, sober and unabashedly his

[dannystheone]

Hey guys! I just watched the Dikinbaus episode and poor Butters!! He worked so hard in both jobs just to get his rightfully owned money and he did so much research to make sure he did the right thing in the end! I whipped this up really quick just to show Butters some appreciation! 

Also remember when I said Marjorine would be the 40th fiction? Yeah I lied. Happy 40th! 

Take A Day Off, Butters! (Lee Butters/ Ler Kenny) 

WARNINGS: Kids swearing! (They’re nine in this) shouting, kinda angsty

Butters is stressed over the amount of work he has to do now that he’s in charge of two jobs. Kenny helps him to take a load off. 

I hope you like this! :0

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 Stepping into the Stotch’s home always felt like stepping onto a minefield. Kenny McCormick never knew if Linda and Stephen would welcome him coming over to their house, or start yelling at him about their disobedient son. 

 Walking into the house, Kenny closed the door behind him and greeted Linda and Stephen on the couch. Linda was watching TV and Stephen was flipping through a newspaper. Kenny took a deep breath and cleared his throat to speak. 

 “Himph Mr. anmph Mrs. Stomtch. Imph Buttermphs homemph?” Kenny asked. Linda looked over to Kenny while Stephen kept reading his newspaper. 

 “Ah, little Kenny McCormick is here. Honey, did you see that the McCormick child is here?” Stephen said without acknowledging Kenny’s presence with any sort of look. Linda smiled at Kenny with a nod. 

 “Yes Stephen, I did.” She replied. 

 “And he’s asking about our boy, Butters. Why are you here to see Butters, Kenny?” Stephen asked, still not looking at him. His tone was too stiff, like he was being sarcastic. Kenny furrowed his eyebrows as he picked his fingers. 

 “I wanmphted tomph see imph hemph coulmph hangmph outmph-” Kenny explained quickly, while Stephen stood up abruptly and crumbled his newspaper in his hands. 

 “Oh, you wanted to see if he could hang out, huh?! Well while you’re over here Kenny, maybe you can explain to me why Butters only has ONE paycheck to his name while he claims he’s been working two jobs to earn his money?! I don’t see him from 6 in the morning til 1 o’clock at night! For five days a week! Now you tell me what the hell my son is up to out there on the streets!” Stephen shouted at Kenny, while Linda began to sob. 

 Kenny put his hands up and tried to diffuse the situation. He didn’t know it would be this bad when he came over today. 

 “Sirmph, imph wasmph amctually allmph omph my faulmph-” Kenny tried to explain himself once more, while Stephen waved his hands to cut Kenny off. 

 “Oh no, I don’t want to hear it! I don’t want to hear the lie you and my disobedient son came up with to cover your asses! You wanna hang out with Butters so you can divide your dirty money between each other, well you go ahead! Cause it’s the only human interaction Butters is going to get in the foreseeable future, as he is UNBELIEVABLY GROUNDED! YOU HEAR ME BUTTERS?! GROOOUNDED!!” Stephen pointed at the ceiling while he shouted. Kenny stood by and watched as Stephen stormed into the kitchen and Linda followed him, crying softly. 

 Kenny sighed to himself as he slowly walked up the stairs of the Stotch residence and knocked on Butters bedroom door. 

 “Buttermphs? Buttermphs aremph youmph inmph heremph?” Kenny opened the door to Butters room slowly, and felt his heart squeeze at the scene. 

 Despite it being only about five in the evening, Butters was passed out cold. He wore his pink and white striped uniform, his white hat off-kilter as it slid off his head in his sleep. One of his legs was hanging off of his bed while the other was thrown across the bed. His chest moved gently with his breathing, his eyes twitching in his dreams. It looked as if he barely had enough time to come into his room and collapse on his bed before knocking out entirely.  

 Kenny walked over to Butters’ bed and felt bad for what he was about to do. He knew he needed the sleep more than anyone. Kenny put his hands on Butters shoulders and started shaking him gently. 

 “Buttermphs. Buttermphs, wakemph upmph.” Butters jolted in his sleep, Kenny probably scared him. He woke up more and more as he started moving, and yawned from being woken up. 

 “Mmmm- Kenny? Isthat you...” Butters words slurred together as he rubbed his eyes and tried to clear away his sleepiness. 

 “Yeamph, imph meph.” Butters sat up on his bed as he turned on his desk lamplight. When the light turned on, Kenny’s heart dropped to his stomach. 

 Butters looked haggard, his hair disheveled and dark moons under his eyes. His eyes were glassy and his uniform was stained and dirty. Kenny felt horrible, knowing this was partially his fault.  

 “Howmph umph...howmph aremph youmph dumde?” Kenny stood to the side while Butters hopped off his bed and moved slowly to his closet. Kenny was sure Butters’ body was exhausted no matter how he tried to downplay it. 

 “Oh you know, living the dream! I get to go to school and go to work and earn my money! I’m sure I have more money than anyone in our grade!” Butters said with a smile. Despite Butters’ cheerful words, Kenny still felt guilty as Butters’ was clearly overworked at such a young age. 

 “And I get to talk to customers and scoop ice cream and serve hot dogs! It’s the coolest job in the world! I’m living my best life, Kenny! And I get to go to my second job in just an hour!” Butters assured in a positive tone. Butters removed his dirty shirt and threw it in the laundry basket in exchange for a fresh one. 

 “M’yeah bumt... howmph aremph youmph feelingmph?” Kenny insisted. Butters pulled down his new work shirt with the Dikinbaus logo as the design on the front. He removed his hat and pushed his messy hair out of his eyes. 

 “Well...I’ll admit it, Kenny. I’ve been a little tired, lately. The work is great, but it’s a lot sometimes! My arms are sore from scooping and flipping and cleaning for so long. And I haven’t been sleeping the best ‘cause I still have to do schoolwork and my chores at home. I get about four hours of sleep a night. Hah, if I’m lucky. And then you know, my dad grounding me for the rest of my life because I’m never home anymore doesn’t help. Aw jeez.” Kenny felt his heart tug. He should have never entered the restaurant business with Cartman and unload all of this on Butters. 

 “Mmm... imph theremph anythingph I canmph domph tomph helpmph? Maybemph umph...” Kenny thought hard about what he could do to help his friend. He said his arms were sore. Maybe...

 “Omph! Imph canmph givemph youmph amph massagemph! Bemfore yourm nemxt shimft!” Kenny suggested. Butters cheeks turned rosy at the thought. 

 “Oh Ken I uh, I don’t know-” Butters began, but Kenny shut him down. 

 “No no no- Youmph getph omver heremph andmph relamph.” Kenny hopped up on Butters bed and pat the space next to him. Butters fidgeted with his hands as he made his way over to his bed and laid down on his belly. Kenny repositioned himself to sit on Butters side and started rubbing his fingers into Butters’ spine. 

 “Well, this feels really good Kenny! You’re actually pretty good!” Butters said and nestled his head into his arms. Kenny smiled beneath his hood and rubbed circles into where he felt knots in Butters back. Butters had a few sore spots that Kenny unraveled with his circles. 

 “Thanmphs Buttermphs. My Dadph haph a soremph backmph sometimphs andmph thisph reallymph helpmphs himph.” Kenny delved lower on Butters back and started rubbing his fingers in Butters’ lower ribs on his back. 

 Butters spasmed as he let out a few giggles. “Hehehe! Ohoho Kenny careful! That’s ticklish right there.” Butters calmed down when Kenny moved to a different spot. 

 “Omph, sorrymph Buttermphs.” Kenny moved to Butters’ lower back and pressed his thumbs in relieve the tension. Butters let out a sigh as Kenny worked out the sore spots in that area. 

 “Wow, thanks Ken, well, you got magic fingers! I thought I was never going to- pfft- K-Kehehenny! Y-You’re tihihihickling ahahagain!” Butters wriggled on his bed while Kenny’s hands pressed into his sore spots. It seemed his sore spots were extra tender. 

 “Sorrymph Buttermphs! Yourmph knotmphs aremph reallymph badmph heremph. Youmph mightph hamph badph pomsture.” Kenny pressed his thumbs into Butters’ lower back and circled them with a level of experience. This technique was very tickly to Butters, however. 

 “Tehehehee! Kehenny plehease! Ehehehee!” Butters laughed sweetly as he squirmed under Kenny’s touch. Kenny used his index fingers to try and make the touches lighter for Butters, but it didn’t work. Butters was ticklish there no matter what he did. 

 “Omkay omkay, I’ll gomph tomph a dimfferent spomt.” Kenny took advantage of this situation and just started squeezing his fingers up Butters’ side. Butters squealed and twisted underneath Kenny’s hands. 

 “Bahahaha! Kehehehenny nohohohoho!! Tehehehee!” Kenny was quick to climb on Butters’ bed and sit on his lower back to keep him steady. He used both hands to squish up and down Butters sides. 

 “Omph Buttermphs... Youmph hamph soooomph manyph sorme spotmphs! Howmph canmph youmph wormk limke thismph?~” Kenny tried as well as he could to tease underneath his hood, but it all came out in muffles. Butters was tickled pink either way whether he was getting teased or not. 

 “I- hehehehee! I wohohork juhuhuhust fihihihine hehehee!!” Giggles overcame Butters speaking as Kenny worked over his back. One hand spidered in between Butters’ shoulder blades while his other hand squeezed his shoulders and fluffed over his neck. His neck seemed to be especially bad, but it also seemed no matter where Kenny targeted Butters had a reaction to it. 

 “I guemph butmph, I bettermph wormk thesemph soremph spomts oumph bemfore youmph hurtmph yourmself wormking!” Kenny reasoned, and splayed his fingers to press all ten of them up and down Butters back sporadically. Butters seemed to “like” this technique as his laughing grew more erratic. 

 “Nohohoahahaha! Kennehehehee dohohon’t- ehehehehe!” Butters pleaded. Kenny’s fingers kept up with Butters twisting as Kenny grew a devilish grin beneath his hood. 

 “Donm’t domph whamt, Buttermphs?~” Kenny asked, his fingers stilling for a moment. Butters twitched as he felt phantom fingers playing over his skin. 

 “Ehehehee- tihihickle mehe! Yohohou wehehere-” Butters was cut off by his own squealing as Kenny’s hands shoved themselves up the soft hollows of his underarms. Kenny’s fingers wriggled into the spaces as Butters tried to clamp his arms to his sides while twisting underneath Kenny. 

 “Welm, imph youmph sayph somph Buttermphs! I was jumst gonnma gimph youmph amph massagemph, butmph imph youm insismt!” Kenny scribbled his fingers lightly in Butters’ underarms and danced his fingers up over his shoulders and wriggled them in his ears. 

 Butters eyes squeezed shut as the ticklish electricity shocked his nerves in all directions. “AAhahahahaha! Kehehehehen plehehehehease!! I- ehehehehe! Ohoho hahahamburgers! I’hihim tohohoo tihihihicklish!” Butters cried out. Kenny felt his heart tug at Butters reaction. Why was he so cute all the time?! 

 “Awww, you’rme toom timcklish Buttermphs?” Kenny cooed, his fingers scribbling over Butters’ back and sides. Butters nodded his head as sweet sounding laughter poured from his mouth. 

 “Yehehehess I ahahaham! Ehehehehee- Kehehehehen!” Kenny pinched Butters’ back dimples and used his index fingers to dot up and down Butters spine. Butters’ shimmied and squirmed underneath Kenny with a method this unpredictable. 

 “Omkay, I’ll finimsh themph massagemph firmst anmph I’ll lemt youmph gomph.” Kenny resolved, and stuck his hand underneath Butters’ tummy. 

 “Yohohou’re nohohohot mahahassaging thohohough- AAHAHAhahaha!! Keheheahahaha! Kehehehen stohoho-ahahahahap!!” Butters began wriggling frantically as he felt movement worm against his tummy. All his struggling had caused his T-shirt to ride up, granting Kenny access to his bare tummy. 

 “Omph... Theremph’s amph soremph spomt heremph toomph. Howm didph thamt getph therme?” Kenny, still keeping up the facade that he was giving Butters a massage, started rubbing Butters’ belly in little circles to give him a massage. However, Butters resisted and tried to squirm away from Kenny’s touching. 

 “Ihihihihit’s nohohohot! Ihihihihit’s nohohohot! Hehehehehee! Butters giggled as Kenny’s fingers squished in his belly and wriggled in the small space they could. Butters let out a fresh peal of laughter as Kenny managed a finger in his belly button to worm around. 

 “Jeemz Buttermphs you’rme soremph allmph omver. I’ll hamph tomph massagemph yourm wholemph bodymph!” Butters giggled louder at the teasing and shook his head at the idea. 

 “Nohohohoho yohou cahahan’t! *hic* I’hihhiill dihihihihie! *hic*” Butters broke out in small hiccups, his laughing broken up by small ‘hic’ sounds. Kenny smiled behind his hood at the sweet sound, but he was sure that meant Butters was nearing his ending point. Kenny slowed down his tickles as Butters back twitched with his hiccups. 

 “Youm omkay Buttermphs? I didnm’t gomph toomph far, righmt?” Kenny rubbed his hand up and down Butters back to soothe him. Butters nodded while he slowly sat up on his bed, and readjusted his shirt. 

 “Ahehe- *hic* I’m- I’m fine Ken. Boy, you sure are one heck of a tickler! Why you coulda killed me! It was fun though! Thanks for helping me out.” Butters smiled kindly at Kenny. Kenny reached forward and forced Butters into a hug to hide his blushing cheeks. 

 “Mmph- Imph youm emver needph helmp with anmythingph, jumst amsk Buttermphs. I’mph heremph formph youmph.” Kenny said genuinely. Butters slowly returned Kenny’s hug, and buried his face in the crook of Kenny’s neck.

 “Thanks, Kenny. Why, you’re just the bestest friend a guy could have.” The two boys released as Butters scratched the back of his head in thought. 

 “Mmph... guessph youmph hamve tomph gomph tomph wormk nowmph, huh?” Kenny said in a sad tone. Butters quirked his lip in thought before shrugging with a smile. 

 “Nah, I can skip a day! Besides, you’re looking a little sore there, Ken! Looks like you need a massage~” Butters fingers wriggled in front of Kenny’s eyes. Kenny’s eyes widened as he jumped off the bed and raced around the room with Butters hot on his trail, both boys laughing happily. 

 The rest of the day was filled with plenty of playing and well-needed relaxation for Butters.  

[biblicallyaccuratepigeons]

Pinecone pig is adorable and I would kill for himph

idk what this says really but if that's a party it's perfect

[deathsdeserters]

“...I need to save him.”

“Oh, kami-sama. Not again.”

“Wait. I’m confused. I thought you were an atheist. And why does she want to save a toy?”

“Atsuko is an atheist and Yuè is drunk...no, Shuǎng, you know you never win at those games, come on back to the table.”

“Nooooooooo he’s trapped in there an’ I hafta save him.”

“You’re going to waste a bunch of glimmer again and punch another arcade machine.”

“I remember something like this. All Guardians acting the fool.”

“And now you’re a Guardian. Look at what you have to look forward to!”

“No, only Titans are like this. Be glad you were Chosen as a Hunter, at least.”

“Well, crap, there goes our latest bounty payment.”

“She’s determined to save the little guy.”

“I’M COMIN’!”

“Wow, ouch, that hurt.”

“Yeah, but she got him.”

“What?”

“Look.”

“Damn. Good job, Shuǎng, you finally beat a bar game.”

“Yeaaaaah. I saaabed himph.”

“Yes, yes you did. Now that you’re all triumphant, let’s go back to our Tower, okay?”

“‘Kay.”

“Have you decided on a name for it?”

“Hmm-mmm.”

“What’ll you call it?”

“Mmphrn.”

“Hah! W-what the...Shuǎng, honey, I can’t understand you when you’re talking into the llama...what’re going to call him?”

“Mmph-ren.”

“Did you...”

“Is-is she naming it after m—“

“You know what, sir, let’s just leave things—“

“I LOVE—mknnmmppppkhh...”

“We know, we know, you love your llama.”

“...oh gods.”

[444names]

orc names from tes + american, french and german forenames

Abgrub Aburbesh Adbobbyrig Agash Aglat Agruga Agrukul Agrélène Agurgh Akhag Aleehamul Allaron Allra Althamazoga Altuk Alurkul Andony Andurbaz Anettevera Angert Annarz Arakharam Arakhart Arkhundt Atonk Audash Axielie Azogruna Baalic Bagak Bagred Bakha Balmug Basha Bashdag Basherne Bashn Bassanandol Batub Berbumbol Beshar Bettizakh Bienjaye Blatugre Blenda Blonka Bolakh Boliettsyla Bonie Borbugrob Borguk Borna Borog Bortosheel Brader Brashum Brinet Brisharthag Bruck Bruga Brumunh Bugbra Bugol Bugrag Bugurule Bugzorcorga Buhlet Bulamothel Bulgah Buligurg Burgariesh Burgurz Burkul Buronri Butchamar Buzag Buzmard Caldforeine Candum Cessabugum Chelph Cheryk Chrid Clémirkbu Colthary Corcs Corie Corkuk Cotter Couild Crumai Dabesh Dabgrul Dashugo Delmurz Didia Dingo Dorent Dorghrud Douistin Duadbok Duglush Dugra Dulagush Dulba Duline Dulugarzog Dulzul Dundtuk Dural Durdur Dushghozik Dusturney Edegina Edrat Edruby Elurace Fabera Faknatheg Fersh Fimegbugguk Flowe Foggna Gagduk Gakhrag Ganny Gareg Garha Gelleonkul Gelmalia Genothilth Gerie Ghaghardo Ghajiitild Gharloda Gholbashob Ghoomalmara Ghugdagdug Ghutharie Gilla Ginesh Glagrinrig Glargar Glatugurzol Gleller Glipp Globaletty Glonkh Glooder Glorol Gogrum Gohnah Golbashag Golgara Golonk Goormaloth Gorig Gorudoth Gorzulustew Grabul Grain Gratgragar Gravind Grazduk Grazikh Grikh Grogorthen Grogrush Grokrie Grolgagrog Grulag Grulakh Gruleild Grumbugdush Gugdorga Gugologa Gulbadba Guldfol Gulfisquel Gulfzany Gulgrargaga Gumog Gumulah Guragnurakh Gurgahzuk Gurshes Guthag Guzga Gwenee Hamazgul Haricky Hazgol Heansga Hertne Heste Hienria Hientacquel Himph Hireen Hobarkulmub Horgorgd Hughoghrug Ilturkh Indalgarlug Inierahzulg Irgraquer Irkul Istie Ivencinak Jachesh Jacquelde Jance Jandeler Jeahkulga Jeananoorba Jeanut Jeash Jeneva Jerminakna Jesheorak Jiitch Joandsele Joelarlaurz Josel Joshadbula Joëllfikan Jérène Kashuth Kazolfista Keilbesh Kelooghrit Khakh Kharnt Konniquelyn Kricash Krimbub Krogne Kruzut Labek Lakolle Landean Latoramoth Latuna Laugh Lertophikh Ligmaxis Lincy Livine Loisetevern Loraz Lovicka Lugon Lugug Lukubrig Lumbar Lunda Lurbug Luzegbak Luzgoth Lémekhaige Lütorgbesh Maakuthy Magburkgra Magord Makul Maliann Malied Malilharn Mamakat Mankaugb Marce Marku Marlady Marmelakla Marnad Marne Marthur Masha Mashurz Matra Matug Mazgan Mazkaro Melian Minak Minda Mindeshn Mogatharz Mogdumphak Mogrumonk Mokrog Molgur Morbu Morgobugdar Morotur Mudorgee Mugulg Muguthrite Murdu Murzagan Muzburzur Muzog Myriushdo Méloorzhna Nagikashul Nakha Naldrakorga Nalgeordub Nansgrugne Naptoy Narruthael Nettag Nifee Noodonne Nooman Nugnat Nurgra Nusicher Ogmul Ogrobersk Ogrulor Oguelmalene Ogughor Ogzash Olazga Olfzasol Oogdurzundt Oorgbek Oorin Ooronk Orceddie Orgbastomin Orgbugborga Osebbizrag Oshgatheid Othor Othri Pamaelia Peadres Pinie Prock Puthba Radbarughor Rahgolphie Rakha Rallie Ratra Raytine Razgulg Razhwu Rencin Rogduk Rosebol Rothargruby Roxanlil Rugogdul Rulagh Rumphia Rumth Ruthag Ruugay Régivio Réligul Sabrolle Sgrok Sgulaurgh Shaellches Shaghow Shalarlobia Sharg Sharlyn Shnalgorgum Shulorl Skora Skulie Smurz Snaga Snarg Snariseped Snart Snata Snatten Stash Stera Stief Storkhu Sugbes Sulas Sushando Sushazga Sveriank Tachrina Tagrulonk Tagthazgusa Tandra Tanish Telia Thagdra Thagrul Thbur Thgramarzog Thimorgerog Thmazu Titerce Tizes Tulfeent Ufthurz Uftoyar Uldak Urash Urkora Ushash Ushdug Ushenel Uttesh Uugbumul Uzagrong Uzbad Uzhak Vadia Vagoth Varbler Vineshulfis Vundreckard Vunger Warlak Wenchert Willashut Wolag Wugruk Yadburgil Yagheorgu Yannever Yatrongah Yatruhl Yazronikh Zabozotsy Zburen Zgoltraza Zgugrosig Zhund Zugrol Zumga Éladorz

[the-firebird69]

Taylor himph can't be now

Thor

It Is he says you caught us

And we did already tons of bloods and missing Rogers and evets

Mostly gone uuuup another wave of shit for us to process.

Thor

[psychicadviceus]

C.H.I.M.P. Rearview Monitor Mirror Black- $9.99

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[naturestarstruck]

RPG Sinario

A level 2 slime appears!

Spirit Knight: *himph* A level 2 slime, peiece of cake. *Pulls out sword*

Oracle: Beware young Spirit Knight, the slime appears to have some ticks up it's sleeve...

Spirit Knight: *pfft* It's a level 2 slime, it can't do anything except for its headbutt attack.

Oracle uses self-barrier!

Spirit Knight uses slash attack!

Level 2 slime's HP is down to 1

Slime spawns a 60ft Level 100 magi-robot dragon!

Spirit Knight:...... Oh sh--!

Magi-robot dragon uses Fire Crystal strike! It's a critical hit!

Spirit Knight: Oww....

Oracle: Told ya.. 😏

Spirit Knight: How the heck was I supposed to know... *passed out*

Oracle: Don't ask me, troops get a unique OP abilities at level 2+ it's how the game is so you have to grind.

[wittlewoger]

Sheer lick attack - 24

That evening when Roger and Laura are already whit Deaky and Claire

Brian:*walks in his and SJ’s room* well that was unexpected!

SJ: *in bed reading a magazine* what?

Brian: we ran into deaky and Claire kissing and Freddie ofcorse had to say “more tongue John!”

SJ: *chuckles* what if we follow his advise?

Brian: *jumps on the bed* I don’t know, what if we go further?

SJ: let’s see *kisses him*

*5 minutes later*

Freddie:*reading the paper on his bed* oh cats ca- *he hears a: tud tud tud tud and an occasional moan*

Freddie: what’s happening next door?!

From next door: ooh Brian!

Freddie:*starts laughing* we’ve been here for 6 hours and Brian’s already fucking SJ

Freddie: what should I do? I can’t leave them alone! There’s kids in this hotel!

Freddie: what if... oh yeah! That’s a great idea!

Freddie:*takes a card and his keycard* let’s do this! *goes to the hall*

Freddie: *puts the card inbetween the door and the wal so he can open the door*

*the door is open*

Freddie:*sneaks inside and throws a box of condoms on the bed

Brian: wh... who thr... threw that b... box

SJ: d.. don’t think a... about it!

Freddie:*sneaks out of the room but knocks something over*

Brian: who is there!*gets out of bed and puts on his underwear and a robe*

Freddie:*whispers* fuck

Brian: Freddie what are you doing here?!

Freddie: euhm... taking a midnight stroll?

Brian: get the fuck out of my room!

Freddie: okay, have a nice, hopefully quite, night!

Brian: shut the fuck up and go to your room!

Freddie: okay

SJ: who was it?

Brian: Freddie somehow snuck in our room and apperantly he threw a box of condoms in the room... aaaand he wrote “use this or shut up” on the box

SJ: well, I mean... free condoms! Let’s use them

Brian: rather not now, I’m really uncomfortable because he snuck in

SJ: that’s a bummer *starts kissing him*

Brian: i... Im sorry love but... I’m really uncomfortable...

SJ: we can’t just kiss?

Brian: oh, ofcorse we can *starts kissing her*

SJ: *tries to take of his underwear*

Brian:*gets out of bed* no! Honey not now! I told you, I’m really uncomfortable!

SJ: fine! *turns around*

Brian:*thinks* it’s not fine

Brian: Im sorry love, its okay, let’s just have sex

SJ: no, because I know you want it just because you feel bad!

Brian: well then sorry I tried to make it up to you! *gets in bed but sleep at the very end*

SJ: *also sleeps at the very end*

*the next morning*

Brian:*wakes up* hey euhm, Sarah, im sorry about what happened last night I... I should’ve been more like... I don’t know just.... maybe polite? I really didn’t like sleeping whitout you in my arms, I hated it actually

SJ: *lays closer to Brian* what a relief! I hated it to, i felt so lonely whitout you!

Brian: that’s great, I don’t think we can fuck now bu-

SJ: *kisses him*

*after like 5 minutes*

*someone knocks on the door*

Brian: i'll open it *goes to the door and opens it* hello?

Deaky:*standing there in red cheackerd pyjamapants and a queen shirt and sweater ,holding Laura* did you hear euhm... that this night?

Brian: *starting to sweat* euhm...what?

Deaky: y'know... the dirty?

Brian: oh euhm... no

Deaky: okay, breakfast is almost open, be sure to be there on time because we need to do an intervieuw, be sure to take SJ to the interview, they want out whole family there

Brian: okay

Deakh: okay i'll see you at breakfast

Brian: bye *closes the door*

SJ: *already putting on her pyjamas* i heard him, put on you're pyjamas and we can go, im really hungry

Brian: okay *putting on his pyjamas, basically pyjamapants whit a queen shirt*

SJ: you look so handsome *gives him a kiss*

Brian: did you also hear about the intervieuw? You can, actually, need to be there, they want to see our whole family!

SJ: i heard it, and i love that you call me family *gives him another kiss*

Brian: lets go to breakfast

*at the breakfast room/hall thingy*

Brian:*walking in, hand in hand whit SJ*

SJ: i didnt know there where gonna be so many paparazzi here!

Brian: that's almost everywhere we go

SJ: wow the breakfast looks amazing!

Deaky:*while feeding Laura* oh, hey Brian!

Brian: hi

Freddie: *while chomping on a sandwiche whit some salami* himph

Roger: hi uwncle bwian! Hi auwnt SJ!

Brian:*whispers to SJ* guess we can't break up, cause he already likes you

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