#himbo hypno

[jockdumboy]

FUKKK DUDE

new dum jock hypno fr makes u feel fuzzy fr

[jockedbigbro]

I know a lot of you little bros have trouble with intrusive thoughts while working out, I’ve found a handy little mantra can put you in the right headspace and push out those unneeded thoughts.

So just repeat after me little bros and get yourself thinking about the right things and DM me so I can help get you onto the right track like your bro here.

LIFT HEAVY

WORK HARD

FLEX MUSCLES

OBEY BIG BRO

[findingambrose49]

Cheers for makin' me birthday well lush with your proper mental magic. @gymspirationjocks

The vibes for this hypnotoy were bangin'.

[omganonymousfox-blog]

Hypno Story "Thinking Pink"

My entry to "The Wrong Roomate" story contest on Gay Spiral Stories. Themes of hypnosis, masturbation, himbofication, jockification, working out, dumbing down, straight-to-bi, iq play, jockstraps, dildos, and romance.

Read it here: https://www.gayspiralstories.com/story/show/10009741

[jockedbigbro]

Alright little bros a life lesson for all of you it’s disrespectful to take a gift back after you’ve already given it to someone so make sure you know what you’re getting yourself into.

Sorry little bro but I already gifted you to one of your other bros and his enjoying his new work boot but don’t worry a little of my hypnosis will help you get used to your new life so just repeat after me little bros…

LIFT HEAVY

WORK HARD

FLEX MUSCLES

OBEY BIG BRO

If there’s any other little bros in need of some conditioning or transformation make sure to DM me, if your going to be a dumbass I might as well turn you into a useful dumbass if that’s a meathead jock or a inanimate object so be it little bro you just gotta be useful.

[findingambrose49]

Everywhere he’s at, geez, folk be proper gagging for a bit of Ambrose.

He’s just well fit, innit?

His proper mind tricks will bang you up, mess you around, and drop all the feels, innit?

CHAVFORMATION

[jockedbigbro]

Would you ever consider writing longer types of stories?

If so what would you write about?

I’m actually working on a training program for a bunch of dumb jocks out there I’m not sure how much of a demand there is for it though just some basic training to dumb jocks down and some basic exercises they can do anywhere at anytime to get them in the proper mindset

[highscorehimbo]

As you head home tonight remember that you are not who you have to be at work.

You can be whatever it is you want to be at home. And I think what you want is to be a himbo. And you can do it dude. You just gotta let go and stop trying.

Just be. Dumb, muscular, and kind. So flex, smile dumbly and put on that hypno file bro. It’s time for you to be who you really fucking are.

[jockdumboy]

FUCK NEW DUM JOCK HYPNO

ayyy broooos i found dis new dumb jock hypno on yt. itz lik the himbo one. fr gunna stik to this one becuz its more what i like u kno bros!!! fuck yes so glad i found dis! tysm tyler for sendin me the link.

[wanna-be-jock]

I know I say I want to make MYSELF a buff hulked out himbo alot.

But if someone wanted to make one, make me choke down protein shakes, play hypno tapes and roid me up in my sleep. Mold me into the beefy dom brute of your dreams, I'm ok with that.

I just wanna grow bro.

[goodgymboy]

HYPNO Himbos remember to work out, EAT right, GROW bigger to FEEL better, and REPORT DAILY in as ordered.

[sharrrrt]

Was watching the season 2 episode "Beautiful Gaming" and like- insane 😭 I just wanna list down all my thoughts as I watch it

COACH GETS KIDNAPPED???

Good on Rasta for being the most reasonably concerned and calling authorities like a normal person 💀😭

Coach not being scared at all tho he's so gorgeous🫶

Shakes may be too obsessed with soccer and winning, like I knew that, but this is smth else. Not only is Coach missing BUT A KID TOO. LIKE HELLO??? GO LOOK FOR HIM?????

Shakes wasn't worried AT ALL about the kid's safety. He just wanted him back to win the game like what a huge asshole 😭😭

He barely even says sorry >:(

First impression I thought North was gonna be more of a himbo (ie surfer stereotype) but between this ep and Hypno-Test, him turning out to be rlly grounded and no-bullshitting is great

"Omg Hack you're back now be our coach 😊" APOLOGISE TO HIM FIRST >>>:((((

Rasta is such a dad this ep <3

"Extremely traumatic kidnapping ordeal" SOMEONE ARREST URA GIRI 😭😭💀

This ep is such a mixed bag. On the one hand, Shakes was awful here but on other, it's so wild like wtf is happening ✋️💀

[jockdumboy]

new himbo hypno on youtube! tysm to max for sending me n finding it! https://youtu.be/bYTpdQhHDQM?si=GfZgy7TVqOf2GZ

[spineless-lobster]

Thinking to myself about who is the most fuckable character in hades and honestly the characters are so diverse I think the answer is everyone, it really all depends on your type

Like obviously we have aphrodite she’s in a category of her own you work girl

Are you bisexual? Throw dionysus into that mix

Into milfs? Nyx and persephone are right there

Into dilfs? Girl achilles and patroclus are lined up

Want a sad, edgy boy? Thanatos and orpheus are your guys

Want a bad boy? Ares girl have you SEEN him?!

You want a hot woman to step on you? My brother in christ megaera is right there

Calling all lesbians I have an artemis and a eurydice right here for you

Want a cutie patootie? Hypnos, hermes and dusa at your beck and call

Are you a furry? Asterius babe get into it

Himbos? Zagreus and theseus they’re hot they’re dumb they’re perfect for you

Do you straight up wanna fuck someone’s grandma? BABYGIRL DEMETER IS THE ONE FOR YOU

Tall dark and handsome? May I introduce you to charon?

Literally are you aroace? Babe guess what dusa is still there start that cute little qpr

Monsterfucker? MORE dusa MORE asterius WE GOT SKELLY WE GOT THE FURY SISTERS AND Y’KNOW WHAT FUCK IT I’LL TOSS PRIMORDIAL CHAOS IN THERE WHY NOT

I could go on forever but this post is already too long and I think you get the idea. Anyways play hadesgame please