#hiiiiiiii! • anon

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Childe giving us a piece of the All-Devouring Narwhal (Lightless Mass, to be specific) for his birthday just has me thinking of Foul Legacy managing to take a hefty bite out of said Narwhal's hide.

Presents gift proudly.

~ The anon who wanted Kaveh but didn't want Baizhu or Ganyu

THIS IS SO FUNNY AND ALSO DEFINITELY SOMETHING HE WOULD DO

you know Childe LOVES taking a few hours off during his birthday to go wander around and fight various creatures, so you're not too surprised when the house is empty as you come home from work. every year you get him a little gift, and every year he brings you triumphant spoils from his little hunting spree- you wrap the tiny glass whale in a box with a deep azure ribbon, the paper decorated with tiny silver stars. Childe and Foul Legacy were always delighted by anything shiny... although you can't say you're that different. all of you have crow and magpie brains, at the end of the day. there's a click as the door unlocks, your hands neatly tying a bow, and you glance up at the sound of heavy, eager footsteps

Foul Legacy stands happily behind you, night-colored armor caked in starry blood and goop, looking very VERY pleased with himself- and for a good reason. between his sharp teeth and powerful jaws is a chunk of... something. it's dark and faceted and glittering with countless speckles of cold light, and Legacy proudly drops it on the table and nudges it towards you. whatever it is, it'll look perfect on your shelf of cool rocks, your hand raising and gratefully patting his head. Legacy rumbles, tilting this way and that so you scritch the BEST spots. when he opens his crystalline eye again there's a small gift in his hands, the very same one you wrapped, and he trills and chirps in delight upon seeing the delicate glass whale, gently scooping it up and placing it directly on top of the otherworldly fragment he brought for you

perfect.

[pricegouge]

how does it feel to be so fucking genius (this is about nikgaz...gaznik? nikgaz.) -🦈

i think the first time john sees them together he's like ...? but it's not his business so he lets it lie.

but then he starts to notice the way nik spoils the boy, providing him shit he never even asked for - mission related or not. it's damn near doting. unprofessional. familiar.

he draws the line when gaz starts going to nik for advice, i think, but by then the two of them are pretty wrapped up in each other so like. what's he even gonna do? too little too late

[bunnyboy-juice]

Rape bait

im screenshotting this and putting in my pinned (not joking)

[screampied]

Where do you keep going 😭😭 “I’m here for Ten more minutes”

LMAO I WAS LITERALLY 30,000 FEET IN THE AIR MY BAD. bro i was stuck in a whole different country for like almost two days bc the customs line was like an hour and i missed my flight bc of it (AGAIN) 😍

LOOKKLK. at least the view was pretty

[jalo-parker]

Do you have any full body designs for your estrial OCs? (I hope you're OK with this sorta-doodle request ask)

Anon I love you /p I hope you flourish in life

I have never made so many refs so quickly but I had to.... When someone asks for the oc content I must deliver

(everything below cut I promise it's not that much I just don't want to bother people 😭)

Ok so here's the main group! (The ones I just finished)

And then here's my sonas Estrial form

As far as the rest, you can find Sodo and Ex on my profile (conveniently linked just for you) and here's Bigb and Jimmy.

They aren't my ocs but there they are just in case!

Ryder doesnt actually canonically have an estrial form so I dont have one for him (I drew him in my Estrial post just for funsies and cause he is half Estrial so he technically belongs there) (also I had to edit this to add the links and bigb and jimmy cause i forgot i hadn't posted bigb + jimmy and you cant save ask posts as drafts for some terrible reason..)

[askchilchuck]

Take the amplified and the reversal, then smash together those two different expressions of infinity to create and push out imaginary mass. Imaginary Technique: Hollow Purple 🫸🔵🔴🫷🤌🫴🟣

Huh? What are you talking abo- The Jujitsu Sorcerer in front of him flawlessly executes Hallow Purple, destroying a great deal of the surroundings in the process, nearly killing Chilchuck.

Wha- What the fuck did you just do?

[bomb-rush-brush]

can ya get me an autograpf of harmony pleeeeeeeease

AHAHA YOU'RE SO SILLY ANON

I beg you please read my description �� ╥ ╥ ᔨ because I swear to fuckin COD

You may be asking, "Coral, why can't you just ask an autograph to Harmony? ᔦ Ꙭ ᔨ Seems like a silly thing to ask for"

Which yeah it was, for a short while, anon you don't want to know how many asks I received daily at the start ᔦ ╥ ╥ ᔨᔦ ╥ ╥ ᔨᔦ ╥ ╥ ᔨ because people found themselves too comfortable to do that apparently which ?????

I wouldn't even ask an autograph for myself because that would be sooooo awkward because she's my coworker and stuff and yeah and ᔦ ≧≦ ᔨ no thanks I'd rather end in a hole—

I am for eel the least capable person to ask an autograph from her ᔦ ب⁠⁠ ب ᔨ

[robin-5-technically]

Aw shucks…. I’d say we’re too cool for explosives to get us but yk…

and Hiiiiyaaaaaa _(:з」∠)_

been a long minute… i think…

🍃

Yo asked for the wrong answer. The wrong answer is that I would explode as well.

It has been a while, yes.

[habitual-creatures]

I'm gonna teleport to Ravens again. I kinda want that mac n cheese they make me..

Bye!

- 💜 anon

(Hhaaaii :3 today isn't going so bad!)

Oh... okay.

[officiallyossy-haywooddent]

I'm really sorry to bother you again...

Do you know ANYTHING about this Andreas person?

I'm probably just being paranoid but ever since I grabbed this phone everythings been weird..?

I will find a host

@andreas-iamsorry

No, not..not much

We do. They have..forgotten us

Weird how? Maybe I can help?

[egg-on-the-run]

Hello! Every time I see your name I think “What are you on the run from dear egg?” Lol.

Hi there!

I stole classified documents from politicians.

Hope this helps 👍

[cuddlebugsirius]

Sirius is a good boy but do we have chance to see bratty Sirius?👀

Okay so anon I would love to say yes but the truth is I am an autistic good girl and so the likelihood of me writing a bratting scene that is both realistic and good is very very low 😔

If you would like to try your hand please feel free, but cheeky monkey sirius is unfprtunately as close as I will get to bratty sirius

[idiotanonfrz]

Screw u

You know how sus that sounds?

Seriously what is it with people going f u or screw u, you do know those words have actual meanings.... right?

I accept jacka** and b*stard because those are the only terms i fit -_-

Jeez, how can people swear at others and not even know what to call em?

[screampied]

Your new pfp is 😍😍😍😍 (I am 🌙 anon btw)

thank you 😋😋😋😋 it's to pat myself on the back bc i’m almost done with toeji's fic 🙈 HOPEFULLLYUUU

[seakicker]

I am alive, well, and ovulating (I cannot focus help)

Long time no see, Juju

-💎 anon

we’re almost synched… let’s get impregnated together 🤗🤗🤗

i hope you’ve been well!!! it rlly has been a while 🥺🩷

[sleepygirlthing]

Cuddling with you sleepy style & rubbing up against you in a subtle but definitely interested way

omg hiiiii :3c rubbing up against u too but in equally subtle ways that potentially could be read as just accidental movements. we'll probably just continue doing this until one of us gets fed up and really starts using the other for real hehe...