#highest lipase! 4404 (yikes)
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I love reading the wall of fame/records whiteboards every resident team maintains but genuinely the peds one is making me lose it like “youngest child with own fully functional cell phone: 2 years” omg whyyyyyy does this infant need a cell phone?!??
#who are they texting!!??? they can’t read!!#the rest of them are like most discharges in one day! (6)#highest lipase! 4404 (yikes)#lowest pH! 6.6 (YIKES)#shortest admit -> discharge time 1.5 hours#so like. normal stuff#but the cell phone one is sending me#maybe the youth ARE being rotted by technology
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