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angelicsoka · 8 months ago

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THE HAT RULE, t. owens

word count | 1.7k words

pairings | tyler owens x meteorologist!fem!reader

summary | where tyler owens decides to show the reader what the hat rule is.

warnings | MINORS DNI!! 18+ ONLY!! HEAVY smut! reader doesn’t know the hat rule. not proofread. lowercase intended.

a/n | first of all, sorry for disappearing, i've had NO motivation to write on here, but i saw twisters yesterday and seeing glen powell in a cowboy hat changed me as a person, and also gave me motivation to write. i’ve never written a full smut so i apologize if this sucks, i've stepped out of my comfort zone for this one.

the first time you had ever encountered a tornado was a memory you were sure to never forget. growing up in new york meant rain and snow but no tornadoes. so when traveling to nebraska on a field trip in high school, you were unprepared when the sirens sounded, sending everyone into a frenzy. you had watched as the rain pelted from the sky, a funnel forming up above. you were mesmerized as your teacher pulled you to safety, a sort of thrill tearing through your body. from that moment on, you knew what you wanted to do. you went to college for meteorology, graduating near top of your class before going onto to work at a local news station. but it never quite settled the feeling that something was missing, until you stumbled across tyler owens’ youtube channel.

tyler owens had become a sensation, a daredevil who did more than just chase the storms, he rode into them. and that seemed to heighten that need of a thrill. so, you hit him up and to your surprise, he replied. and what had started out as a week off of work to storm chase with the daredevil, turned to going part time at your job and joining him on the road.

that was a season ago, and now you were sat at a dingy bar, sipping a beer with tyler and the team. the man himself was sat on the stool next to you, nursing his own beer and listening to lily speak. you ignored the slight butterflies that entered your stomach as he laughed. you had learned to never mix work and love, but something about tyler had you questioning that lesson. he looked mighty fine in his blue jeans and button up, supporting a cowboy’s hat on his head. you noticed your beer was gone, standing up you turned to your crew.

“i'm gonna get another beer, can i get anyone anything?” no’s were murmured around the group except for one.

“i could use another, how ‘bout i come with ya?” you shrugged, tyler getting up to walk with you. lily let out a low whistle, stopping at your glare.

“be my guest.” you two walked over to the bar top, signaling the busy bartender. “can we get two more, when you get a sec?” the bartender nodded, going to make a few drinks before he could grab their bottles.

“so, miss city girl, how you likin’ riding with us? ready to go back to the big apple yet?” tyler questioned, turning to look down at you slightly. damn the height difference.

“don’t think you’re getting rid of me that quick, i have a lot more storm chasing left in me, cowboy.” you winked, tyler laughing. you debated for just a moment before reaching up and taking the cowboy hat from his head.

“the hell you think you’re doing?” tyler questioned as you placed the hat on your own head, admiring your reflection on your phone.

“you wear this hat all the damn time, i just wanted to see if there was something special about it? maybe it has some magical powers or something.” the bartender came back around, beer bottles in hand. you thanked him, handing him some cash before turning back to tyler, who had an odd look in his eye. you quickly took off the hat, worried you had pissed him. you went to hand it back to him, when tyler shook his head:

“keep it on, it suits you.” tyler picked up his beer, beginning back to the table. the comment caused a light blush to dust your cheeks. shaking your head, you hoped it didn't show too much as you followed him back. you sat in your seat, confused by the odd looks you received from the crew. nobody said anything about the hat as the night went on, but that didn’t stop the odd looks.

by last call, it was you and tyler left of the crew. thankfully the bar was across the street from the motel, tyler paying the tab much to your protest, before setting off back to the motel. you had forgotten you still wore tyler’s hat upon your head, only remembering when you went to brush your hair from your eyes, your hand bumping the rim. “hey, do you know why everyone kept giving me weird looks after i put your hat on? and why boone and dani wouldn’t stop snickering?” tyler looked over to you as you climbed the stairs of the motel.

“you don't know?” you shook your head in response, tyler holding a bewildered look. “you don't know the hat rule?”

“there’s a hat rule?” tyler stopped at his door, which neighbors your’s and lily’s. “what?”

“you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy.” he deadpanned, your eyes widening and a heavy blush coating your cheeks.

“oh my god! i promise i wasn’t trying to imply that or anything. not there’s anything wrong with you, because you’re– well you’re you, and–” you fumbled over your words, stopping mid sentence when tyler laughed.

“hey, it's fine. if you weren’t trying to insinuate that, that’s fine. but if you were, well, now's your chance. and i’d be more than happy to show you how that rule works.” tyler walked closer, a minimal amount of space between you, just enough to allow you to choose whether you close that gap or leave.

you stood there for a moment, stunned at his offer. and without much thought, you closed the gap, hands going to grip his face and pull him closer to you. his hands moved to your hips, fingers digging into the fabric of your shorts. the kiss was feverish, all unspoken feelings surfacing. tyler began to pull away much to your dismay, one hand leaving your hip to fish out his keys from his pocket as he moved his other arm to hold your waist. he unlocked the door with ease, pulling you inside and shutting the door before pushing you up against it, the hat falling as he did so. he went to town on your neck, enticing soft moans and whimpers from your lips. the way he sucked at your neck and how he had previously handled you had conjured up a pool of wetness in your panties.

your arm wrapped around his neck, holding him to your throat, as your fingers tugged at his hair. he groaned against your skin, biting down ever so softly when you tugged on his hair. he gripped at your leg, pulling it up to give him better access to your cunt. he rubbed his clothed cock along you covered cunt, pleased with the moans that escaped your mouth.

“god, keep moaning like that and i might have to take you right here.” you blushed once more, pulling tyler to meet your lips once more. you pushed off the door, lips still connected to tyler’s as you blindly pushed him back to the bed. his legs hit the edge of the bed, tyler breaking the kiss as he pulled off your shirt, both of you kicking off your shoes and socks before lips were reattached once more.

you pulled back, tyler unbutton his shirt as you began to work on his belt buckle. “woah, easy, pretty girl. you’ll get a taste, don’t worry. the night’s still young. but for now, i gotta show ya what happens when ya wear the hat.” tyler pulled off his shirt, walking to pick up the forgotten hat, placing it on your head. “this stays on.” you nodded, eyes hooded as tyler pulled your shorts and panties down. “you’re even more perfect than i had imagined.” before you could question him, tyler pulled his jeans off, his boxers next as his cock sprung up. tossing them to the side tyler pulled you onto his lap as he sat on the edge of the bed, “you sure ‘bout this? i don’t have any condoms.” tyler asked, different from how he just was. you nodded, kissing him softly.

“i’m on the pill, and i trust you.” tyler nodded, holding over his cock as he slowly guided it along your pussy. you held yourself up as tyler’s thumb rubbing your clit, enjoying your whimpers. “please, tyler.” you begged, tyler aligning his cock with your entrance before guiding you down. you hand went your hat as your head rested on tyler’s shoulder, almost pornographic moans escaping from your lips. “oh my god.” he slowly eased himself into you, whispering praises as he did so.

“god, feels like you were made for me.” your cunt hugged his cock beautifully. when his cock was fully in, he allowed you to get used to the stretch, “tell me when you're ready.” you stilled for a moment, adjusting to his size. you kissed and sucked on his neck, slowly beginning to rock your hips. “fuck, let’s get this off of ya.” tyler’s hands skillfully unclipped your bra, tossing it to the side, fingers ghosting over your perky nipples. you pulled off his shoulder, giving him better access to your tits. “you’re fuckin’ beautiful, darlin’.” tyler attached his mouth to one of your nipples, enticing a soft moan. you continued to ride him, hips moving faster as you chased your incoming orgasm. your left hand gripped tyler’s shoulder, fingernails digging into his bare skin as your right hand held onto the hat that adorned your head.

as your orgasm inched closer and closer, your movements became more erratic, chasing your high. tyler moaned, whispering praises as your walls clenched around his cock. he knew you were close, mouth moving to your pulse point as he pounded into you, taking over. tyler clapped a hand over your mouth as your orgasm hit, muffling your screams so you didn't wake up your neighbors. his movements however did not slow as he worked you through your orgasm, chasing his own high. your legs trembled as he continued to pound into you, your second orgasm of the night approaching quickly. “fuck! fuck, ty-” you cut yourself off, body shaking as you hit your climax once more. tyler began to huff and moan, pulling you impossibly closer as he reached his own high. you blubbered, unable to form actual words as tyler’s hands roamed your body. you pulled back, kissing him roughly.

“goddamn,” he helped you off his cock, helping guide you onto the bed, “think you’ll be able to handle a round two?”

“don’t go thinking you can get rid of me that easily.”

#angelicsoka #tyler owens #tyler owens x reader #tyler owens smut #twisters #glen powell x reader #glen powell smut #imagine #glen powell imagine #tyler owens imagine

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oceantornadoo · 12 days ago

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lowkey public humiliation kink? sugar daddy (dark) simon riley x f!reader. nipple piercings. terrible daddy kink and this is literally just smut without smut

au where you’re simon riley’s sugar baby and utterly embarrassed to be because he’s so public. insists on taking you to popular restaurants seated in a center booth, like he knows your bullies from high school picked today for their weekly lunch date. orders oysters and hand feeds them to you, licking the salty corners of your mouth afterwards before slipping a hundred dollar bill between your tits. no shadowy corners or dark bars - you’re lingerie shopping in broad daylight, eyes skittering when you see an old teacher you once had at a rack near you. it would be fine if he was your boyfriend, had some stake in the game, but he’s the puppet master pulling the strings.

“would pay a grand to see my cum on y’r tits in this, love.”

he holds a dark blue lace bra to your chest, groping you through the cups of it like he’s trying to see it fit. the store worker can only gape next to you, before shaking her head and gathering three more similar styles in your size. he’s such a dog and you can’t say no because you need the money desperately, thoughts of your previous shitty apartment in an even shittier neighborhood floating through your head.

now, you live in a high rise with floor to ceiling windows. he pays you more when you let him fuck you against them, naked tits against glass as the rough feel of his denim grinds into your ass with every thrust. there’s no clear rules with him, not anything like you’ve seen on sugar baby forums and tip sites. he doesn’t give you an amount for each action, simply an overstuffed envelope on the table when he eventually leaves.

“how much to get these pierced?” he pinches your nipple through the bikini top you’re wearing, interrupting your relaxed suntanning on your apartment balcony. “simon.” your frustration bleeds into your lack of forethought. he raises an eyebrow by a hair. “say that again, baby?” you bite your lip and look down, already regretting your mistake. “i’m sorry, daddy. you caught me off guard.” he grunts. simon tugs your tit out of its nylon confines and tugs it this way and that in the sunlight, pinching like he’s imagining a piercing. “didn’t answer my question, pet.” you question where your limits are. if you even have any at this point. he’s bulldozed through every wall you’ve put up, but his money and sheer presence protects you no matter what. sure, you’re topless on your balcony, but he bought you the penthouse so no one above you could see.

what can he give you that you don’t have? any debt has been paid, retirement accounts funded, enough clothes and bags to last a lifetime. you want something immaterial, some proof you’re not like the others.

“i want exclusivity. and i want to know where you’re going when you’re not here.” his hands don’t stop, moving to your other breast to free it as well. it’s somehow more obscene to still be wearing your top, tight fabric pushing your hardened nipples out like you’re presenting yourself to him, asking for attention. “can’t tell ya where i go, pet. got lots of enemies, matter of security.” you frown at the rejection. his hand moves to the soft expanse of your stomach, groping the fat there like playdoh. “ask f’r somethin’ else.” he doesn’t mention the exclusivity. you don’t want to ruin it by asking again.

“i want to see you shirtless.” you murmur. he always fucks you with his shirt on. t-shirt, button-up, wifebeater - it doesn’t matter. he’s stripped you down to his own personal puppet and you want something back. “after y’r tits heal, maybe.” you frown harder as his hand slides down to cup your cunt. there’s a wet spot on the light pink fabric of your bikini bottom and he presses it into you. you keen, arching at the sensation. “since i can’t play with your tits, you’ll wear no clothes when i’m home. understand?” he taps your cunt to get your attention. you want to protest but his dark brown eyes are so forceful, beating you into submission.

when you get them pierced (by a handsy man named johnny who insisted on ‘checking for lumps’ five seperate times while simon grunted in the corner), simon insists on cleaning them for you. he makes you open your mouth and hold a bill there on your tongue while he cleans them. you only get to keep them if you don’t make a sound while he touches the raw area, saline solution dripping between your tits. it’s pocket change and at this point money is immaterial, but you want to please your daddy so badly.

a few weeks later and his non-answer to your exclusivity question rings in your head incessantly. it’s there when he stops mid-fuck to take a call and when he sits you on his lap facing forward while he spreads paperwork on your bare back. he’s been “called in” (whatever that means) and is counting cash when you finally give in.

“daddy?” simon grunts, eyes on his wallet. “you never…” you trail off, suddenly unsure. abandoning his cash counting, he drops a black card on the table before turning to you. you’ve been naked all week but suddenly feel exposed, stripped bare. “spit it out, baby. time is money.” against your will, you roll your eyes at his joke. “now that i got them pierced…you never answered when i asked about exclusivity.” he approaches the chair your huddled on and tilts your chin up with a gloved finger.

“you’re the only girl i pay, pet.” you swallow hard. “and what about the ones you don’t?” his eyes search yours, looking for something. “don’t have any tha’ i don’t. got tha’ in y’r pretty ‘ead?” you nod eagerly, ignoring the slight burn in your tits as they bounce. “yes, daddy.”

“good. buy y’rself some toys when im gone, don’t wantcha too eager when im back.” there’s no bite in his tone, so you grin eagerly.

“bye, pet.” he pulls you in for a messy kiss. you’ve give it as good as you can, saliva connecting your lips as you part. his eyes track it as it falls down your bare chest. you open your legs a bit, giving him a glimpse of the wetness between them. “bye, daddy.”

“fuckin’ minx.”

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originally made this about john price but slimy rabid simon is my favorite. i had a dream about sugar daddy john (mainly from this fic) and then this was born (i’m PMS horny)

also pls take care of your piercings

#simon ghost riley #cod 141 #tornadothoughts #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #ghost call of duty #simon ghost x reader #sugardaddy #sugarbaby #simon riley x f!reader #yandere simon riley #simon riley smut #simon riley imagine

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gf2bellamy · 1 month ago

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exposed — spencer reid

pairing: spencer reid x fem!reader ( no use of y/n ) summary: spencer is drunk, and reveals your secret relationship. content warnings: drunk spencer, mentioned that derek was the reason spencer got so drunk , team teasing them a/n: i know this is vv similar to drunk ( maybe a bit too similar ) but i had too much fun writing this and i hope you guys like this <3

You leaned against the high table, resting on your elbows as you sipped your drink. The faint clink of ice in your glass was almost drowned out by the sound of JJ and Garcia playfully bickering about something—something silly, no doubt, but their back-and-forth was always entertaining.

You smiled softly, letting their voices fade into the background as your gaze wandered across the room.

The team had decided to unwind after a case, and while the bar wasn’t your usual scene, you were glad for the chance to relax. Emily was at the bar, her eyes scanning the drink menu as she ordered another round. Derek was leaning against the counter, flashing his signature grin at a group of women who seemed more than happy to entertain his attention. But one person was noticeably absent.

Spencer.

Your brows furrowed as you scanned the room again. A flicker of worry crept into your chest, though you tried to push it down.

No one on the team knew about your relationship and you both had agreed to keep it under wraps for now. But that didn’t stop the concern from bubbling up.

“Hey, where’s Spencer?” you asked, turning back to JJ and Garcia.

JJ took a slow sip from her drink, her eyes narrowing slightly as she thought. She shook her head, the straw still between her lips. “No idea,” she said finally, pulling the straw away.

Garcia shrugged, her glittery nails tapping against her glass. “Maybe he went to the bathroom?”

Your eyes darted around the room again. Standing on your tiptoes, you tried to peer over the crowd, but the sea of bodies made it impossible to spot him.

Just as you were about to excuse yourself to go look for him, you felt a warm hand press against the small of your back. You tensed for a moment, instinctively thinking it was a stranger, but then you turned your head, and there he was.

“Spencer,” you breathed, your shoulders relaxing as you looked up at him. His hair was slightly disheveled, and his cheeks were tinged with a faint pink hue. His eyes a little unfocused.

He was drunk—or at least tipsy.

“Hi,” he mumbled, his voice low and slightly slurred. He didn’t move his hand from your back, and you could feel the warmth of his touch even through the fabric of your shirt.

“There he is!” Garcia exclaimed, pointing at him dramatically and drunk. “The man of the hour!”

You chuckled softly, shaking your head. “I can see that, Penelope,”

Your heart was racing, and you were hyper-aware of Spencer’s hand still resting on your back. It wasn’t like him to be this touchy—usually, he was reserved, careful, almost shy when it came to physical affection.

But now, his hand lingered, his thumb tracing slow, absent-minded circles against the fabric of your shirt. The sensation sent a shiver down your spine, and you quickly took a sip of your soda, hoping to mask the flush creeping up your neck.

“Were you drinking, Dr.Reid?” Penelope’s voice cut through the moment. She narrowed her eyes at him, taking in his flushed cheeks and the slightly dazed look in his eyes.

Spencer blinked, as if processing her question, then shrugged. “Not that much,” he mumbled, his words slightly slurred. His hand, which had been resting on your back, slid around your waist, pulling you gently but firmly into his side.

You stiffened for a moment, wide-eyed, unsure how to react. But before you could say anything, he rested his head on top of yours, his cheek pressing against your hair.

You froze, your breath catching in your throat. Every nerve in your body was screaming at you to lean into him, to let yourself melt into his touch, but you forced yourself to stay still.

JJ and Garcia were staring now, their drinks forgotten on the table. Their gazes made your skin prickle with self-consciousness.

“What is happening right now?” JJ whispered, though “whisper” was a generous term considering her current state. Garcia snorted, clearly enjoying the spectacle.

Spencer, oblivious—or perhaps too far gone to care—mumbled into your hair, “I missed you.” His voice was soft and it made your chest tighten. “I couldn’t find you earlier,” he added, his words slightly muffled as he nuzzled against you.

You felt your face burn, the heat spreading from your cheeks to the tips of your ears.

This was not how you imagined the team finding out about your relationship.

Spencer pulled his head back slightly, looking down at you with a soft, unfocused gaze. His eyes were warm, almost tender, and you didn’t know what to do. You couldn’t bring yourself to meet his eyes, so you stared at his chest instead, your mind racing.

“I was here the entire time,” you mumbled, your voice barely above a whisper. You could feel Garcia and JJ’s eyes on you.

It was like they were watching a scene from one of Garcia’s beloved romantic dramas, and you were the unwilling star.

Spencer didn’t seem to notice—or if he did, he didn’t care. He just hummed in response, his hand still firmly around your waist. “You’re warm,” he said, his voice drowsy now, as if he was on the verge of falling asleep standing up.

Garcia let out a delighted squeal, clapping her hands together. “Oh my God, this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!” she exclaimed, her voice carrying over the noise of the bar. “You two are adorable!”

You opened your mouth to respond, but no words came out. What could you even say? Spencer, still blissfully unaware of the chaos he was causing, leaned his head back down on yours, his breath warm against your hair. “Don’t go anywhere,” he murmured, his voice so quiet that only you could hear it.

Then , Emily returned, balancing three drinks in her hands, her eyes immediately zeroing in on the scene before her.

She paused for a moment, her brows lifting in surprise as she took in the sight of Spencer leaning heavily against you, his head resting on yours, his arms wrapped around your waist.

Wordlessly, she set the drinks down on the table, her gaze flickering between you, Spencer, and the other girls, who were now whispering animatedly among themselves.

“I’m not gonna ask what I missed,” Emily said dryly. “Because I seemingly missed a lot.” There was a glint of amusement in her eyes as she studied the two of you.

Spencer, oblivious to Emily’s arrival, hadn’t moved. His eyes were closed, his breathing slow and steady, as if he was on the verge of dozing off.

His entire body weight was leaning against you now, and while you were used to his lanky frame, the added heaviness of his drunken state was starting to make your legs ache.

Still, you held him up, your concern for him overshadowing your embarrassment at having the entire team witness this moment.

The three girls—JJ, Garcia, and now Emily—were huddled together, their heads bent close as they whispered and giggled. You could only imagine what they were saying, but you didn’t care right now. Your concern overshadowed your feeling of embarrassment .

“Spencer,” you said softly, turning your head slightly to look at him. He stirred at the sound of your voice, slowly lifting his head. His eyes were half-lidded as he blinked down at you.

“How much have you had to drink?” you asked, your voice concerned. You reached up to brush a stray lock of hair from his forehead, your fingers lingering for a moment against his warm skin.

Spencer opened his mouth to answer, but before he could say anything, you added, “Be honest.” You held his gaze, waiting for his response.

He hesitated, his brow furrowing as if he was trying to recall. “I… I don’t know,” he admitted finally, his voice quiet and slightly slurred. “Derek kept handing me drinks. I lost count after the third one.”

To your luck—and Derek’s bad luck—Derek chose that exact moment to saunter back to the table, his signature smirk plastered across his face.

He was clearly in high spirits, his tie loosened and his sleeves rolled up, looking every bit the confident charmer he was.

But the moment his eyes landed on you, your pointed finger aimed directly at him, his smirk faltered slightly.

“You,” you said, your tone sharp. Derek raised his eyebrows, his hands coming up in mock surrender as he glanced between you and Spencer, who was now leaning heavily against the table in front of him. Your legs were grateful for the brief break, though you kept a steadying hand on Spencer’s back, just in case.

“Me?” Derek asked, his voice dripping with feigned innocence. “What did I do?”

“You need to stop handing him drinks,” you said, your finger still pointed at him, wagging slightly for emphasis. “Look at him, Derek. He’s not exactly a heavyweight when it comes to alcohol, and now he’s—” You gestured to Spencer, who was currently resting his head on the table, his eyes half-closed and his cheeks flushed. “—like this.”

Derek glanced at Spencer, his smirk returning as he shrugged. “Hey, I was just trying to loosen him up a little. You know how he gets—all wound up and overthinking everything. Figured a few drinks might help him relax.”

“A few drinks?” you repeated, your voice rising slightly. “Derek, he’s practically falling asleep on the table. He told me he lost count after the third one. Third one.”

Derek had the decency to look slightly sheepish, though his grin didn’t completely disappear. “Okay, okay, maybe I got a little carried away,” he admitted, holding up his hands again. “But cut me some slack—I didn’t know he’d turn into a lightweight after, like, two sips.”

You sighed, pinching the bridge of your nose as you tried to suppress the mix of frustration and amusement bubbling up inside you. “Just… next time, maybe check in with him before you start playing bartender, okay?”

Derek chuckled, raising his hands in surrender once more. “Alright, alright, I hear you. No more drinks for the kid. Scout’s honor.” His grin was wide, clearly amused by the whole situation.

You turned your attention back to Spencer, who was still slumped against the table, his head resting on his arms. “Spencer,” you said softly, patting his back gently. “You can’t fall asleep here. Come on, let’s get you home.”

Spencer groaned softly, lifting his head sluggishly from the table. His hair was tousled, his cheeks still flushed, and his eyes were heavy-lidded as he stared down at you.

“I know,” he replied lazily, his words slightly slurred. “Your bed is more comfortable anyway.”

The moment the words left his mouth, the room seemed to freeze. Derek, who had been grinning ear to ear at Spencer’s drunken state, suddenly looked like he’d been hit by a truck.

His grin dropped, his eyebrows shooting up as he muttered a stunned, “What?”

The girls—JJ, Garcia, and Emily—who had been quietly observing the scene, immediately erupted into a chorus of gasps and giggles. Garcia clapped her hands together, her eyes sparkling with excitement, while JJ bit her lip to stifle a laugh. Emily simply raised an eyebrow, her lips curling into a smirk.

You felt your face heat up, the flush spreading from your cheeks to the tips of your ears. “Spencer,” you hissed under your breath, though it was too late to undo the damage.

The cat was officially out of the bag.

Spencer, blissfully unaware of the bomb he’d just dropped, blinked at you, his expression innocent and slightly confused. “What?” he asked, his voice soft and drowsy. “It’s true. Your bed is more comfortable.”

Derek, still recovering from the initial shock, let out a low whistle, shaking his head as he crossed his arms over his chest. “Well, well, well,” he said, his tone dripping with amusement. “Looks like someone’s been keeping secrets.”

“Oh my God,” Garcia squealed, practically bouncing on the spot. “This is everything! I can not believe this is happening right now.”

Spencer, still leaning heavily against the table, seemed completely unfazed by the chaos he’d just caused. He tilted his head slightly, his brow furrowing as he looked at you. “Did I say something wrong?” he asked, his voice tinged with genuine confusion.

You sighed, shaking your head. “No, Spencer,” you said softly, your tone fond despite the situation. “You didn’t say anything wrong. But maybe… let’s save the bedroom commentary for when we’re not surrounded by the entire team, okay?”

He nodded slowly, though it was clear he didn’t fully understand what had just happened.

“Okay,” he mumbled, his voice drowsy. Then, as if struck by a sudden thought, he straightened up slightly—or at least as much as his drunken state would allow—and turned to face the group. “But just so you all know,” he announced, his words slurred but oddly formal, “she’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

The table erupted into a mix of gasps, laughter, and exaggerated “awws.” Garcia clutched her chest dramatically, as if she’d just witnessed the most romantic moment of her life, while JJ nearly spilled her drink from laughing so hard.

Derek, still recovering from the initial shock, let out a low whistle. “Man, Reid, you’re full of surprises tonight,” he said, shaking his head in disbelief.

You buried your face in your hands, your cheeks burning. “Spencer,” you groaned, though there was no real annoyance in your voice. “What did I just say?”

Spencer blinked at you, his expression completely sincere. “I didn’t say anything about the bedroom,” he said, his tone almost proud. “I just said you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. That’s not commentary. That’s a fact.”

The table exploded into laughter again.

“Well,” Emily said, raising her glass in a mock toast, “I guess that settles it. Congratulations, you two. You’ve officially made this the most entertaining team night we’ve ever had.”

Spencer, completely unfazed, turned to Emily with a serious expression. “Thank you,” he said, nodding solemnly. “I’m glad you approve.”

This sent the group into another round of laughter, and you couldn’t help but laugh too, despite the sheer absurdity of the situation.

Spencer, still leaning heavily against you, looked down at you with a soft, lopsided smile. “You’re laughing,” he said, his voice warm and drowsy. “I like it when you laugh.”

Your heart melted a little at his words, but before you could respond, Garcia interjected. “Oh my God, you two are adorable!” she squealed, clutching JJ’s arm for support. “I can’t believe you’ve been hiding this from us! How long has this been going on? Wait, no—don’t answer that. I need details. All the details.”

“Penelope,” you said, your voice pleading, though you were still smiling. “Can we not do this right now?”

“Oh, we’re absolutely doing this right now,” JJ said, her eyes sparkling with mischief. “Come on, spill. How long has this been a thing?”

You opened your mouth to respond, but Spencer beat you to it. “Three months, two weeks, and four days,” he said matter-of-factly. “Not that I’ve been counting or anything.”

“Spencer,” you muttered. He patted your back gently.

“It’s okay,” he said, his voice soft. “They’re just happy for us. Right?” He turned to the group, his expression suddenly serious. “You’re happy for us, right?”

The team exchanged glances, their laughter subsiding slightly as they took in Spencer’s earnest expression.

Derek was the first to respond, clapping Spencer on the shoulder with a grin. “Of course we’re happy for you, pretty boy,” he said. “Just didn’t think you had it in you to land someone like her.”

“Hey,” you protested, though you were smiling. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

Derek shrugged, his grin widening. “You know what I mean. Reid’s a genius and all, but he’s not exactly Mr. Smooth.”

Spencer frowned, his brow furrowing as he tried to process Derek’s words. “I’m smooth,” he said, his voice slightly indignant. “Right?” He turned to you, his expression suddenly uncertain, his big, doe eyes searching yours for reassurance.

You couldn’t help but laugh, reaching up to touch his upper arm gently.

“You’re perfect,” you said, your tone fond. “But maybe… let’s not use Derek as the benchmark for ‘smooth,’ okay? He thinks quoting pickup lines from 80s movies is a personality trait.”

Derek, who had been leaning, feigned offense, clutching his chest dramatically. “Hey! Those lines are timeless,” he protested, though his grin gave him away. “And for the record, they work.”

“Sure they do,” JJ chimed in, rolling her eyes. “If by ‘work,’ you mean people giving you their number just to get you to leave.”

Even Spencer let out a soft chuckle, though it was clear he was still struggling to keep up with the conversation.

He leaned into your touch. “I don’t need pickup lines,” he said, his voice soft but firm. “I have… facts. And statistics. And… you.”

Your heart melted at his words, and you couldn’t help but smile. “See?” you said, glancing at the group. “That’s smooth. Take notes, Derek.”

Derek held up his hands in mock surrender. “Alright, alright, I’ll admit it. Reid’s got game. Who knew?”

Garcia clasped her hands together. “Spencer Reid, certified romantic genius. I’m writing this down for the history books.”

Spencer tilted his head slightly, his brow furrowing again. “I’m not a genius at romance,” he said, his words slightly slurred. “I’m just… really good at liking her.”

The table collectively “awwed,” and you felt your cheeks heat up again. “Spencer,” you said softly, shaking your head. “You’re going to give me a cavity with all this sweetness.”

He blinked at you, his expression completely serious. “That’s statistically unlikely,” he said. “Unless you’ve been consuming excessive amounts of sucrose.”

“Okay, Dr. Reid,” you said, your tone teasing. “Let’s get you home before you start calculating the probability of me falling for you.”

Spencer’s eyes lit up at that, and he straightened slightly—or at least as much as his drunken state would allow. “I already did that,” he said, his voice suddenly animated. “It’s approximately 97.3 percent, accounting for variables like mutual interests, compatibility, and the fact that you’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever met.”

Garcia clutched her chest dramatically, as if she’d just witnessed the most romantic moment of her life, while JJ fanned herself with her hand. “Someone get me a fan,” she said, her voice teasing. “I think I’m overheating from all this sweetness.”

Derek shook his head in disbelief. “Man, Reid, you’re out here dropping numbers and poetry. I’m starting to think I’ve been doing this whole dating thing wrong.”

You buried your face in Spencer’s shoulder, your cheeks burning. “Spencer,” you groaned, though there was no real annoyance in your voice. “What did I just say about saving the sweet stuff for when we’re alone?”

He patted your back gently. “I can’t help it,” he said, his voice soft. “You make me want to say nice things.”

Your heart swelled at his words, and you couldn’t help but smile. “You’re impossible,” you said, your tone fond. “Now, come on. Let’s get you home before you start reciting love sonnets or something.”

Spencer nodded, though he didn’t move right away. Instead, he leaned down slightly, his face inches from yours, his expression suddenly serious. “I could write you a love sonnet,” he said, his voice low and slightly slurred. “In iambic pentameter. Or maybe a haiku. Do you like haikus?”

You couldn’t help but laugh too, despite the sheer absurdity of the situation. “How about we save the poetry for tomorrow?” you said gently, guiding him toward the door. “When you’re sober and can actually remember it.”

Spencer nodded again, though it was clear he was already halfway to falling asleep on his feet.

As you guided him out of the bar, the team’s laughter and teasing comments followed you, but you didn’t mind.

For all the chaos and embarrassment, there was something undeniably sweet about the way Spencer had so openly declared his feelings—even if it had been in front of the entire team.

The next morning, you moved quietly, trying not to make too much noise as you prepared breakfast. The smell of coffee filled the air, and the sizzle of eggs in the pan was the only sound breaking the peaceful silence.

On the counter, next to a glass of water, sat two Advil—placed there for the inevitable hangover you knew Spencer would be having.

You couldn’t help but smile to yourself as you flipped the eggs, thinking about the previous night.

You’d managed to get him into bed without too much trouble, though he’d insisted on holding your hand until he’d finally drifted off to sleep.

Just as you were plating the eggs, you heard a faint groan from the bedroom and water splashing in the bathroom.

You turned just in time to see Spencer appear in the doorway, his hair sticking up in every direction and his face pale. He was squinting against the light, one hand pressed to his temple as if trying to hold his head together.

“Morning,” you said, your tone cheerful but soft, not wanting to worsen what was clearly a pounding headache. “How are you feeling?”

Spencer groaned, shuffling further into the kitchen. “I think my brain is trying to escape through my ears,” he mumbled, his voice hoarse. He slumped into a chair at the table, resting his forehead on his arms. “Why did I let Derek talk me into drinking so much?”

You chuckled, setting a plate in front of him along with the glass of water and Advil. “Because Derek is a bad influence,” you said, leaning down to press a kiss to the top of his messy hair. “And because you, my dear, have the alcohol tolerance of a goldfish.”

Spencer lifted his head slightly, squinting up at you. “Goldfish don’t drink alcohol,” he said, his tone matter-of-fact even in his miserable state. “They’d die.”

You laughed, shaking your head as you poured him a cup of coffee. “Exactly my point,” you said, setting the mug down in front of him. “Here. Drink this. And take the Advil before your brain actually does try to escape.”

Spencer obeyed, swallowing the pills with a sip of water before reaching for the coffee. He took a slow sip, his expression softening slightly as the warmth seemed to soothe him. “You’re a lifesaver,” he murmured, his voice still rough but tinged with gratitude.

You smiled, leaning against the counter as you watched him. “I try,” you said, your tone teasing. “But just so you know, you owe me big time for last night.”

Spencer froze, his coffee mug halfway to his lips. “Last night?” he repeated, his voice suddenly tense. “What… what happened last night?”

You raised an eyebrow, trying to suppress a grin. “You don’t remember?”

He set the mug down slowly, his expression a mix of panic and dread. “I remember… bits and pieces,” he said, his voice hesitant. “I remember Derek handing me drinks. And I remember… you.” He paused, his brow furrowing as he tried to piece together the fragments of the evening. “Did I… did I say something? Or do something? Oh no. Did I embarrass you?”

You couldn’t help it—you burst out laughing, the sound filling the kitchen “Oh, you definitely embarrassed me,” you said, your tone light. “But it was also kind of adorable, so I’ll let it slide.”

Spencer’s eyes widened, his face paling even further. “What did I do?” he asked, his voice barely above a whisper.

You grinned, leaning forward slightly. “Well, for starters, you announced to the entire team that my bed is more comfortable than yours.”

Spencer’s mouth fell open, his expression a perfect mix of horror and disbelief. “I did what?”

“Yep,” you said, popping the ‘p’ for emphasis. “And then you told them I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to you. And then you started calculating the probability of me falling for you. And then you offered to write me a love sonnet. In iambic pentameter.”

Spencer groaned again, dropping his head back onto the table next to his plate , with a soft thud. “I’m never drinking again,” he muttered, his voice muffled by the table. “Ever.”

You chuckled, running a hand through his messy hair. “It’s okay,” you said, your tone fond. “They were happy for us. And honestly, it was kind of sweet. You’re very cute when you’re drunk.”

Spencer lifted his head slightly, peeking up at you with a sheepish expression. “I’m sorry,” he said, his voice soft. “I didn’t mean to spill everything like that.”

You smiled, leaning down to kiss his forehead. “Don’t apologize,” you said. “It was bound to happen eventually. And besides, I think it’s kind of nice that everyone knows now. No more secrets.”

Spencer nodded slowly, though he still looked mortified. “I guess,” he said, his tone reluctant. “But I’m still never drinking again.”

Spencer picked up his fork and poking at the eggs on his plate. He took a tentative bite, his expression softening as he realized how hungry he was. “This is really good,” he said, once he swallowed his first bite.

You smiled, sitting down across from him with your own plate. “Glad you like it,” you said. “You need the energy—today’s going to be interesting.”

Spencer froze, his fork halfway to his mouth. “Why?” he asked, his tone wary.

You grinned, taking a sip of your coffee. “Because,” you said, your tone teasing, “I’m pretty sure Garcia’s going to ambush us the second we walk into the office. And Derek’s probably going to make fun of you for the rest of the week.”

Spencer groaned again, dropping his fork onto his plate. “I’m calling in sick,” he said, his voice resigned.

You laughed, reaching across the table to take his hand. “It’ll be okay,” you said, your tone reassuring. “And hey, at least now we don’t have to hide anything anymore.”

Spencer looked at you, his expression softening. “Yeah,” he said, his voice quiet. “I guess that’s a good thing.” He squeezed your hand gently, a small smile tugging at his lips. “Thanks for taking care of me. Even when I’m a disaster.”

You smiled back, your heart swelling with affection. “Always,” you said softly. “Now eat your breakfast, Dr. Reid. We’ve got a big day ahead of us.”

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