#hid some angst ideas here too teehee

[stinkylittleanon]

Heya! Could i have some crush headcannons? As in how they act around their crush (or how they deal with having a crush) and maybe even how they confess? Id like this for UT Sans and Pap, Uf Sans and Pap and Us Papyrus, ty <3

OMGOMG Ok I got so excited when I saw the two requests you sent in!! This one will be done first and I'll get to the second right after!

I'll stress this a bit though, Sans is canonically aroace! While I'll write this from the perspective of him being some-what oriented aroace, I'll mention it a few times in the headcanons!

ALSO I'M AROACE MYESLF SO SORRY IF THIS IS CLICHE! I have a hard time writing for things I haven't experienced! ----------

Sans!! - The poor guy has always wondered why he struggled getting the whole 'romance' thing - Then he found the aroace label! Little attraction, he felt that to the core - He never gets a crush except on one occasion when he gets SUPER close to someone who isn't his bro - Anyways, he'd try and avoid his crush at first. Short responses, cold-shoulder, all that... - But then he'd back, absolutely hooked. Fuckin' puppy in love, - Extra jokes, loving side-glances, he'd buy them things, a LOT of spending time together... HE'D GO ON A FUCKING WALK FOR THEM!! A WALK!!! - His confession isn't a confession, but tiny jokes about them being together until it's full-out romance puns - If the crush gets it, they do... If they don't, then he'd just deal with the heart-break. There's no way he's ever out-right confessing unless he pass out.

Papyrus!! - OMG!!! A CRUSH!!! - He actually didn't know he had a crush at first, he always viewed love as something different but... THIS IS SO NICE!! - He'd be sweaty and nervous around his crush! His soul is beating so fast... IT'S JUST MEANT TO BE! - This time it's actually a crush, he knows it! He can tell by how much he wants them to be happy, how much he wants to spend time with them... - Papyrus would confess once he realizes though (with the help of Undyne and Alphys...) - Out the door he goes! With a... A... Spaghetti bouquet???? - Yes, he confessed with spaghetti... Not raw spaghetti either. It's just spaghetti in one of those little bouquet things. - If they accept then YIPPEE!!!! LOYAL BF!! But... He wouldn't be happy at all if he were rejected.. He respects it, yes!! But heartbreak... It's too much for him to handle, he'd be sad for a long while

UF!Sans!! - HOLY SHIT IT'S A CRUSH. - He's aroace too, little attraction... BUT HOLY SHIT, IT'S A CRUSH. - Again, it'd take a LONG while. Someone he actually gets along with, someone he ACTUALLY gets to know. - So what does he do? Tell Papyrus! What does Papyrus do? Yell at him to confess! - AND WHAT DOES HE DO NEXT? NOT CONFESS!! - He's so happy around his crush, he actually feels safe. He gets flustered, he's always looking for their smile.. He can't just let go of that. He can't let go of this safe and joyful feeling he's created with this person. - This isn't fannon UF btw, he's not flirty or perverted. He was stand-offish at first but as time went on he actually got to know someone new. - Fell would give hints here and there, maybe leave heart-shaped things at the persons house but that's all he'll do. Everyone is telling him to confess, but soon they gotta get the crush to do something... Or Papyrus does it for him! But he's just a scared puppy in love overall.

UF!Papyrus!! - What are these... STRANGE feelings? - THE HUMAN MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING! Something diabolical! Something to make him weak! - He's gentler around his crush, but he's sweating buckets and freaks out over every little smile. He tries avoiding you the best he can, you MUST be controlling his mind! - So his confession... Is confronting them about this. He accuses them of trying to take over the underground, trying to defeat him! - But when they ask him to explain he just goes on this dogpile of a rant about how they make him feel. How their smile makes their heart race, how their mere presence makes him sick to the 'stomach' - They tell him that he's in love, that they're not trying anything to betray him and they would never betray him. - AND HE'S JUST??? WOAH??!?! WHAT?!?!?! - He has a crisis while the crush decides on what to say... They feel the same? GREAT! He's so happy that he barfs but... If they reject then he accepts it, his first accepted defeat after the little human got past his puzzles. He wouldn't know what to do either way.

US!Papyrus!! - Similar to Sans, but idk his sexuality so it's whatever you see it as - He tries to avoid his crush at first. He noticed quickly that he was feeling weird around them, so he'd try to make the feelings go away. - At some point he's just dragged back into their life like a fish on a hook. Paps can't get enough of such a sweet feeling. - But differently from Classic Sans, he actually plans to confess. - Before that, though, let's talk about how he feels around his crush. He doesn't feel nervous, he doesn't sweat (as much), but... He feels at home. He can let his guard down, he can trust someone. That's new to him. - He'd tell more jokes, chill out with this person more. HE STARTS LISTENING TO BLUE!! HE DOES CHORES!!! - His crush gives him the energy to ACTUALLY do things... Except pick up that GOD DAMN SOCK- - His confession would be sweet. Take them somewhere small and personal, maybe a cafe or a walk around town, and tell them his true feelings. If they accept? That's fucking great! He's so excited, he wants to go on a date already! If they reject... Then he accepts it. He just hopes these feelings go away soon.