#hi op i'm in the process of describing all of these don't mind me

[astraldreams-ids]

id: screenshots from doctor who overlaid with various tumblr and twitter posts. 1) donna, smirking. text: Telling every man in the office I like their shirt then tallying the frequency at which they each wear it over hte next quarter to calculate my individual influence to adjust the amount of seconds I look into their eyes accordingly. 2) promotional shot of the tenth doctor and simm!master standing back to back. text: [text messages] message: hey do u wanna meet up and beat the shit out of each other the old days; reply: sure 3) the first and twelfth doctor from twice upon a time. text: "how old are you" please dont make do math 4) the thirteenth doctor from the woman who fell to earth, smiling wildly. text: I bet it's nice inside the washing machine 5) amy from the day of the moon, covered in tally marks. text: Goodmorning to girls who are trapped in the nightmare dimension heart emoji 6) rose from the beginning of rose, going down into the basement. text: fav protagonist type is "guy who is just having a really weird day" 7) the tenth doctor from waters of mars, as he's telling adelaide brooke he is the time lord victorious. text: i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic. i am clinically insane & the next vorgin mary & i am never going to die 8) the twelfth doctor from deep breath. text: This year I'm getting meaner but also more loving. That's that 9) the fourteenth doctor. text: im a goth girl on the inside. on the outisde? a father figure 10) the ninth doctor with his arms crossed. text: I can get behind murder but i draw the line at misogyny. end id.

part 1 here

[smollstuff-art]

about & such below 👇🏻 [last updated Sep 16]

about me:

u can call me smoll! c: i'm almost 30, i go by they, i'm legally blind + colorblind, and i love love love cutesy stuff!!! as well as some nerdy stuff! i have 2 partners & a couple pets u will be hearing about from time to time. :)

some of my fav things in the world are: dragon ball<3, Sanrio (particularly Hello Kitty + Friends!), stuffies, wrasslin', elder scrolls, star wars, my local parks n libraries, stuffies, Godzilla, lotsa cartoons, the ocean, my sweet lil family, and of course stuffies! ;3

about my art:

i mostly enjoy (and have the most experience) making visual art that is bright, simple, & a tad nostalgic! i love making people smile, so if i can do that with my drawings + crafts then i think that's super great! ^.^

that being said, i'm hoping running this blog will help lead me to exploring a lot more mediums, styles, & ideas that i've not gotten to experiment with yet! so who knows what diff types of art i'll be making in the future!

i haven't done any artistic writing in a very (veerrryyy) long time, so i'm obvs not sure how to describe my writing style. i suppose we will all find out together when i get to posting some! :-)

about my blog:

i plan for this blog to be an amalgam of all the facets of my art side, which is a pretty big range of styles n subjects! on top of that, i want to share lots of my personal art journey as well. this would include finished projects, works-in-progress, my thoughts on things as i make them, looks into my arting & crafting space, all that fun stuff!

i'll also be making fun "aesthetic blog" type of stuff eventually (think moodboards + other edits) that will hopefully start to vary in style over time like my art. and of course i'll be sharing other artists' work, either from artists here on tumblr, reblogs from curators, or possibly even posting things i find on my own either online or out in the wild (that i will always credit!)

this blog will run about 95% on queue, aside from the little blabby text posts i'll be making. if u don't want to see me reblogging my own posts a whole bunch u can filter "#selfrb" to hide those posts. :) also feel free to spam like or reblog as much as u want, i never mind! <3

i don't have any kind of strict DNI, just know i block bigots/exclusionists and porn blogs on sight. i don't mind minors following as i have no intent to post any art, etc. that would be considered inappropriate on here. however, i do ask any minors to block the tag "#minors dni" bc i am an adult who will occasionally discuss or make jokes about adult subjects.

tag system:

since my blog has so much going on i'll be sure to tag posts very thoroughly!! please use this comprehensive list as navigation and/or a filtering guide! :)

tags for my posts

#op - every original post of mine

#diary - personal posts

#smollstuff - all my finished work

#arts - all my visual art posts (including wips, process pics, etc.)

#crafts - all my craft posts (same as above)

#writings - all my, well.. writing posts

#studio - all about my workspace

#moodboards - all my finished moodboards

#my palletes - all palettes made by me

#thoughtful - my random thoughts about art or being an artist

#uploads - (credited) uploads of others' art

#shitposts - general silliness

typical tumblr tags

#asks - all my asks

#anons - all anonymous asks

reblog/queue tags

#rb - all reblogs from others

#inspo - inspiration/motivation i find in others' art posts

#tumblr artist - rbs of art specifically made by artists u can follow here on tumblr!

#aes - everything that falls into my major aesthetic vibes

#palette - pretty colors/palettes

#fav art - my absolute favorites of other artists' work

this list/post will obviously change over time, but for now if u have questions not answered here (or just wanna say hi!) feel free to send me an ask! i hope y'all enjoy going on my art journey with me!💖

[ourgoodfriendjonathan]

I don't even know what to post about today. I'm just going to process my thoughts and feelings here

The head of a giant wolf burst through Lucy's bedroom window

It killed her mother. She made a gurgling sound and took Lucy's garlic flowers, her only protection (!), as a last power move to doom her daughter

Jack was attacked with a knife

All the dogs in the whole neighborhood were howling

What was that ringing bell?

The maids were all asleep because somebody spiked the wine with laudanum? Why??

They screamed as they flocked out of the room and mere minutes (seconds?) later, they were knocked out. I picture them on the floor and comically sprawled out over the chairs and the table. I wonder if lucy heard flops and booms of them toppling over.

Renfield was licking up the blood

Jack was still weakened from the blood transfusion, and now even more. The poor lad can't catch a break

Oh god how will he react to Lucy's memorandum 😳

“I did wish that Dr. Seward was in the next room— as Dr. Van Helsing said he would be — so that I might have called him.” 😭 i wish that too lucy, and jack too

The telegram arrived too late whyyyy that is so

That is so

The vibe change omygod, to mina. I sooo wanted to hear from mina but not like this!! I wanted to be happy about her and now i almost feel resentful that she didn't "run op to town" even though she's completely innocent here.

Mina asking Lucy what she'll wear on the wedding 😭 Lucy hasn't spared a thought on the wedding in weeks, mina, and neither have we

Jfc the way lucy described the past days/weeks, it sounds so bloody terrifying. "Darkness in which there was not even the pain of hope to make present distress more poignant."

She was alone in a house full of sleeping maids, with her dead mother in her bed, with a broken window where a giant wolf just jumped through. That is... That is...

Severely traumatising.

I fear for Jack. How can he be attacked like that in his own office? They need better security

Jonathan "sometimes starts out of his sleep in a sudden way and awakes all trembling" 😭 i feel so bad for him

I really fear the doctors will be too late this time. Lucy never opened Mina's letter

She never read Mina's letter

It felt like Dracula was everywhere. He was the bat, the wolf, the howling dogs, he was in the very air

Mina's letter (unopened by lucy) 😭 why didn't you open it lucy

Lucy wake uuup, i don't like thiiis

Jack punched renfield!! Sprawling him on the floor! Get him boii!!

"Happily Van Helsing has not summoned me" :) – Telegram Van Helsing: "do not fail to be there" omg, the immediate juxtaposition

Mina's letter was such

It was such

We wanted that letter so badly

But not like this

"I am getting so strong again that I hardly know myself. It is as if I had passed through some long nightmare, and had just awakened to see the beautiful sunshine and feel the fresh air of the morning around me." <- such a mood. I felt like that after going home from the hospital once, all fixed up after months of sickness. One of the weirdest feelings ever

Aby baby, why, why didn't you put the county on the telegram? British mail why didn't you deliver it anyway? :(

Why couldn't Dracula pick another victim?? Someone with a death wish or something. Why can't he just stop eating all together, he won't die anyway will he.

Fuck Dracula, for real!! he has lost all of his charm to me!! So what that he cooks and cleans and likes trains and is so polite when he welcomes you in, i do not like him anymore, he's pathetic! Intrusive and pushy and insatiable. Napping angrily and flapping against poor dear Lucy's window like that. Fuck off

The fact that Lucy's mother was instantly scared of the flapping. Lucy suffered weeks of that fright.

Lucy knew. She been known. Something in her knew the flapping was related to her condition. I think that's very interesting. How does her mind work?

Van Helsing is going to come back to this

Jack will be devestated

Arthur

Arthur :(

[super-ion]

"I mean... team is a strong word," Ion said.

"We're totally a team," Lady Lacuna argued back.

"Okay, yeah. But my point is, if you consider the League a team, we're not like that. We're really more of a... How did you describe it?"

"It's a co-op," Arachnid offered.

I looked between the three of them. This was definitely not what I was expecting. The League of Superheroes had me fill out a lengthy questionnaire with some of the most inane questions imaginable.

"Do you agree with the following statements: all people tell white lies; I never break any rules at my job; I do not like being told what to do" Did they actually expect people to answer that honestly?

Of course, being desperate I filled it out, got an offer and signed the contract. I didn't read the fine print and apparently I was completely black listed from any kind of civilian job and the pay was shit.

I stuck it out for six miserable months before I caved and floated my resume on a supervillain message board. The next day, while out on patrol, I'm ambushed by Lady Lacuna, a bag was thrown over my head and I found myself in a nondescript warehouse with three supervillains arguing about organizational structure.

"Um, excuse me," I interrupted. "The interview?"

They turned to face me.

"Oh yeah," Ion said. "You're hired. Good job."

"What? You haven't even asked me anything. You don't know what I can do."

"She's got a point," Lady Lacuna muttered. "We probably need to formalize this process..."

"We've seen you in action," Arachnid explained. "Ion's got a whole dossier about you: powers, possible weaknesses, etc. She's kind of a mega nerd like that."

Ion playfully slapped his arm, but didn't deny it.

I supposed it was time to come clean.

"Okay, so you know about laser vision. But what about the blood magic?"

"Boom!" Ion shouted. "Blood magic! I told you! You owe me twenty bucks!"

Arachnid sighed and pulled out his wallet.

"Interesting combination," Lady Lacuna mused. "Yeah, definitely not something the League would want you doing in public. No worries here, you're good to hone your skills however you want. Our only rule is no civilian casualties."

This was shaping up to be too good to be true. Nobody had ever been so blasé about my powers. Hell, I had to drop out of school because of them.

"What about pay and benefits?" I demanded. After the shit deal the League gave me, I didn't want to go easy.

They exchange a baffled glance.

"How much do you want?" Ion asks after a moment.

My mind began to race. I was definitely not prepared for such an open ended response.

"Um... $50k a year, and um... Health and dental and..."

I trailed off at their looks of shock. Did I go to high?

"Um... We can do a lot better than that," Ion says. "We're not exactly strapped for cash. I mean, I'm literally committing financial crimes right now. How about we get you started at $500k and see where we go from there. Maybe we should do a signing bonus?"

"Give her a million for the signing bonus," Lady Lacuna suggested.

"Done! One million it is!" Ion announced gleefully as she started tapping away at her tablet.

"We're not exactly above board enough for a formal benefits package," Arachnid said, "but we can get you hooked up with some villain friendly clinics and stuff."

"Ion and I can take care of any tech needs," Lady Lacuna added. "We can help workshop costumes and persona. And we're more than willing to provide mentoring and education opportunities."

"What else...?" Ion asked. "We're an LGBT friendly workplace, no discrimination of any kind will be tolerated etc etc... Yeah! Welcome to the team!"

(More Ion & Emily on AO3)

You are a superhero who joined a team for pay and benefits. However, the pay is minimum wage since you have no education and they made it so you are blackballed in the civilian world so you can’t work there either. So imagine their surprise when you joined the villain’s team.

[silverink58]

then would you mind if I recommend more?? because this fic is also one of my absolute favorite in lofter

fic name is "急死我了，我家那位开窍话不多的长辈啥时候才能追到他暗恋了十多年的话多不开窍啊，气"

"I'm so anxious, when will my senior who doesn't like to talk a lot will be able to be together with the talkative senior who he pinned for ten years." (I'm bad translator, please don't mind me)

so like, it's novel compliant. where in this world there are telepathic network (kind of like internet, where cultivators can communicated, exchange information), then Jingyi (anonymously) post a forum with heading that is the name of the fic. ^

It's hilarious story , full of misunderstanding in Jingyi POV in kind of like reddit forum, with the start of Mo family to the end of the novel.

just give you a little example of the start of the novel

000

Goddammit, I'm so angry Fellow Daoists, I can’t f**king stand it anymore

Eighteen years! ! ! An elder in my family has a crush on his classmates for 18 years! ! ! for 18 years and note even one single process! ! ! not even a confession!!

AHHHHHHH

001

？

This title is a bit complicated

002 what is this all talkative not talkative, can't you make it clearer?

003

aww, pinning for 18 yeah and haven't confessed yet?

what a unlucky guy.

004

I'm begging for more details, all emotional drama are welcome here.

005

can Op explained more?

seem like it's a story about of a mute infatuated with talkative idiot, and the relationship without a single progress

006 OP

yeah, it's like this

I'm a passerby from a certain Sect, an ordinary disciple with little name to myself.

the two mentioned in the title , let just call the one that doesn't like talk a lot as "Mute" . Mute is senior of my sect, that person is the second nephew of my father's elder uncle. If we are talking about seniority, I have to call him....大佬 <--- I actually don't know how to translate, but from what dictionary told me it's big brother? but at the same time it could translated as big shot (leading some field or group)

big brother Mute, just one word to describe him, is beautiful. The most beautiful one in the whole city, when the girl saw him they would fainted, when the guy saw him they would cry. he has a high level of cultivation and a high level of martial arts. he is my Idol.

this person is perfect in everyway, sadly is a mute. not only he is a mute he is also expressionless.

well, of course, he is not really a mute, big brother Mute voice is really good, he also know how to sing. It’s a pity that I’ve heard it once.

Calling him Mute is because he talks so little, if he can stay silent he will not talk, if he can use only one word he would absolutely won't use the second word. For a long time,I thought he could only say one word.

"un"

Here is the chapters

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27

there are three chapters missing, I couldn't find it, but I don't think it shouldn’t effect the story too much? 'w';;;

Xian Xian and Wang Ji when they were young

I have read so many time travel fic these past few days, they are all so good!