#hi my brain is spicy

[queenie-ofthe-void]

The Spicy Six Drink Challenge:

(Based on that viral TikTok challenge where everyone adds a bit of something to the King's Cup, they mix it up and take shots)

Hi, I'm Nancy, and I'm going to add Sprite because I feel like everyone's just going to add liquor.

Hi, I'm Jonathan. I'm going to add orange juice because I heard Eddie say he's going to add half a bottle of Vodka.

Hey everyone, Argyle here. I'm just gonna add a little bit of lemonade because Eddie said he's going to add some Malibu.

Steve here, setting sail on this nasty bullshit of flavor we're making. I'm going to add all of the Coke we have because Eddie told me he's adding, like, a pint of Jack and I don't want to have to carry my boyfriend home.

I'm Eddie. I'm adding a can of Monster because I told each person here that I'm adding different types of alcohol so they'd make the ultimate master mix of flavors, and I'm forcing them to reap what they've sown.

Robin: *adds half of a bottle of gin*

Robin: *takes a shot* I'm gonna kiss Nancy tonight

[redthemarten]

I like to think that if there's one thing Monsieur Neuvillette does in his free time to unwind, it's probably soaking in a bath for hours without end, until he becomes one with water

[keepofkandrakar]

when terry started cleaning up his girl in the lake, scrubbing her with the sponge, i was wondering if i had walked in on something i wasn’t supposed to see because WHY THE FUCK DID THAT LOOK SO INTIMATE

[dawnofiight]

How exactly does a human NOT smell good blood wise?

Is it just like : you got anemia or some shit?

? Like you can smell my LACK of blood? 🤨 also watch your mouth

[nicoscheer]

[phoenixtakaramono]

The results are in! Thank you all for voting!

The winning vote is:

👑SUGAR BABY AU THREADFIC with 126 votes👑

We will resume the winning 🔞 butchlander threadfic around next week on my Twitter. Expect weekly/biweekly updates there. For my tumblr only readers, I shall do my best to take screenshots of each new batch of tweets and cross-post them here as well. Just be aware I'd only just started sharing screenshots of this particular Twitter threadfic starting from the second N/S/F/W scene (you can read them here on tumblr: 1, 2, 3); so if you're confused why the new updates begin with Part IV, now you know. You are missing the first 🔞 exposition and context of the flirtatious first meeting between Billy and Homelander, but it's fine. These Twitter threadfics of mine exist as interactive threadfics where I can allow my readers to vote on the direction of where the threadfic will go at certain key points; in the future I'll be turning these experimental first prototypes into AO3 long fics after all four chapters of Truce are done.

Threadfic runner-ups (this will be the future priority order of the threadfics I'll also be updating, but only after Truce ch3 is posted to AO3 or if I feel like switching to a different threadfic after updating the Sugar Baby AU for a long while):

FIX-IT AU THREADFIC with 49 votes M3GAN-INSPIRED AU THREADFIC with 29 votes TIMETRAVEL HALLMARK AU THREADFIC with 26 votes

[loverboy-havocboy]

[click for quality because tumblr ate it]

huge thank you @floundrickthewayfarer for giving me permission to draw their oc splice, and for sharing his story in the first place!

it's impossible not to fall in love with splice, and i encourage everyone to go and do it (right now!). if i knew how links work i would link it, but he lives in the "sing me a song" series by tanwyn on ao3 - check it out for phenomenal echo & crosshair hurt/comfort, bad batch brotherhood, and tragic backstory. these boys have to earn every line of comfort they get. it's heartwarming, it's devastating, it's one of the best things i've ever read.

[thisperfectmonsoon]

get u a tumblr crush that makes your pussy have a heartbeat when they say the sweetest things

[kedsandtubesocks]

what type of curse is this because all this talk of me and Shoko JUST MAKES ME MISS G*JO

[task800]

not to autism/sickbrain project on main or whatever but i think connor should walk around in a semi-dissociated state, completely out of tune with his emotions, and have intermittent sensory overload episodes where the combination of internal and external input sends him into a self-destructive shutdown spiral where he just wants to rip his skin off because existing fucking sucks. as a treat

[keibea]

bold the facts

Was tagged by @lazysunjade and mentally (if they new i was around they would've tagged me...right? right) tagged by @thesimperiuscurse and @amuhav LONG POST AHEAD!!

- PERSONAL -

Financial: wealthy (previously) ▪ moderate ▪ poor ▪ in poverty Medical: fit ▪ moderate ▪ sickly ▪ disabled ▪ disadvantaged ▪ non applicable Class or Caste: upper ▪ middle ▪ working ▪ unsure ▪ other Education: qualified ▪ unqualified (but still highly educated) ▪ studying ▪ other (depends on what time in my non-existent story) Criminal Record: yes, for major crimes ▪ yes, for minor crimes ▪ no BAHAHAHAHAHA CAN U IMAGINE ▪ has committed crimes, but not caught yet ▪ yes, but charges were dismissed

- FAMILY -

Children: had a child or children ▪ has no children ▪ wants children Relationship with Family: close with sibling(s) ▪ not close with sibling(s) ▪ has no siblings ▪ sibling(s) is deceased Affiliation: orphaned ▪ adopted ▪ disowned ▪ raised by birth parent(s) ▪ not applicable ▪ emancipated

- TRAITS & TENDENCIES -

extroverted ▪ introverted ▪ in between disorganized ▪ organized ▪ in between close minded ▪ open-minded ▪ in between calm ▪ anxious ▪ in between disagreeable ▪ agreeable ▪ in between cautious ▪ reckless ▪ in between patient ▪ impatient ▪ in between outspoken ▪ reserved ▪ in between leader ▪ follower ▪ in between empathetic ▪ vicious bastard ▪ in between optimistic ▪ pessimistic ▪ in between traditional ▪ modern ▪ in between hard-working ▪ lazy ▪ in between cultured ▪ uncultured ▪ in between ▪ unknown loyal ▪ disloyal ▪ unknown faithful ▪ unfaithful ▪ unknown

- SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION -

Sexuality: heterosexual ▪ homosexual ▪ bisexual ▪ asexual ▪ pansexual Romance: romance repulsed ▪ romance neutral ▪ romance favorable ▪ naïve and clueless ▪ romance suspicious Potential Sexual Partners: male ▪ female ▪ agender ▪ other ▪ none ▪ all Potential Romantic Partners: male ▪ female ▪ agender ▪ other ▪ none ▪ all

- ABILITIES -

Combat Skills: excellent ▪ good ▪ moderate ▪ poor ▪ none Literacy Skills: excellent ▪ good ▪ moderate ▪ poor ▪ none Artistic Skills: excellent ▪ good ▪ moderate ▪ poor ▪ none Technical Skills: excellent ▪ good ▪ moderate ▪ poor ▪ none

- HABITS -

Drinking Alcohol: never ▪ special occasions ▪ sometimes ▪ frequently ▪ alcoholic Smoking: tried it "NEVER.AGAIN." ▪ trying to quit ▪ quit ▪ never ▪ rarely ▪ sometimes ▪ frequently ▪ chain-smoker Recreational Drugs: never ▪ special occasions ▪ sometimes ▪ frequently ▪ addict Medicinal Drugs: never ▪ no longer needs medication ▪ some medication needed ▪ frequently ▪ to excess Unhealthy Food: never ▪ special occasions ▪ sometimes ▪ frequently ▪ binge eater ▪ at least one treat everyday (usually chocolate-chip cookies that eli makes) Splurge Spending: never ▪ sometimes ▪ frequently ▪ shopaholic Gambling: never ▪ rarely ▪ sometimes ▪ frequently ▪ compulsive gambler

- PERSONAL -

Financial: wealthy (previously) ▪ moderate ▪ poor ▪ in poverty Medical: fit ▪ moderate ▪ sickly ▪ disabled ▪ disadvantaged ▪ non applicable Class or Caste: upper ▪ middle ▪ working ▪ unsure ▪ other Education: qualified ▪ unqualified (but still highly educated) ▪ studying ▪ other (depends on what time in my non-existent story) Criminal Record: yes, for major crimes ▪ yes, for minor crimes ▪ no ▪ has committed crimes, but not caught yet ▪ yes, but charges were dismissed

- FAMILY -

Children: had a child or children ▪ has no children ▪ wants children Relationship with Family: close with sibling(s) ▪ not close with sibling(s) ▪ has no siblings ▪ sibling(s) is deceased Affiliation: orphaned ▪ adopted ▪ disowned ▪ raised by birth parent(s)/but also raised by step father half and half ▪ not applicable ▪ emancipated

- TRAITS & TENDENCIES -

extroverted ▪ introverted ▪ in between disorganized ▪ organized ▪ in between close minded ▪ open-minded ▪ in between calm ▪ anxious ▪ in between but calmer than elodie girl is crazy disagreeable ▪ agreeable ▪ in between cautious ▪ reckless ▪ in between patient ▪ impatient ▪ in between outspoken ▪ reserved ▪ in between leader ▪ follower ▪ in between empathetic ▪ vicious bastard ▪ in between (but more towards empathetic) optimistic ▪ pessimistic ▪ in between traditional ▪ modern ▪ in between hard-working ▪ lazy ▪ in between cultured ▪ uncultured ▪ in between ▪ unknown loyal ▪ disloyal ▪ unknown faithful ▪ unfaithful ▪ unknown (except one time...but that was not with elodie....👀)

- SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION -

Sexuality: heterosexual ▪ homosexual ▪ bisexual ▪ asexual ▪ pansexual Romance: romance repulsed ▪ romance neutral ▪ romance favorable ▪ naïve and clueless ▪ romance suspicious Potential Sexual Partners: male ▪ female ▪ agender ▪ other ▪ none ▪ all Potential Romantic Partners: male ▪ female ▪ agender ▪ other ▪ none ▪ all

- ABILITIES -

Combat Skills: excellent ▪ good ▪ moderate ▪ poor ▪ none Literacy Skills: excellent ▪ good ▪ moderate ▪ poor ▪ none Artistic Skills: excellent ▪ good ▪ moderate ▪ poor ▪ none Technical Skills: excellent ▪ good ▪ moderate ▪ poor ▪ none

- HABITS -

Drinking Alcohol: never ▪ special occasions ▪ sometimes ▪ frequently ▪ alcoholic Smoking: tried it ▪ trying to quit ▪ quit ▪ never ▪ rarely ▪ sometimes ▪ frequently ▪ chain-smoker Recreational Drugs: never ▪ special occasions ▪ sometimes ▪ frequently ▪ tried it ▪ addict Medicinal Drugs: never ▪ no longer needs medication ▪ some medication needed ▪ frequently ▪ to excess Unhealthy Food: never ▪ special occasions ▪ sometimes ▪ frequently ▪ binge eater ▪ at least one treat everyday Splurge Spending: never ▪ sometimes ▪ frequently ▪ shopaholic Gambling: never ▪ rarely ▪ sometimes ▪ frequently ▪ compulsive gambler

[randomingoftherandomness]

if you're into it, au where lang didi is alive and notices shangjue's constant staring, and he gives shangjue yuanzhi as a gift? (with optional ribbons/aphrodisiacs/tears first)

I’m deftly ignoring the pile of fics I have in draft and the work I will have to get through some time today because one glance of this fic prompt has me burning with ideas that I have to shape into sentences ♡╰(*ﾟxﾟ​*)╯♡

Nonnie, your BRAIN ❤️👌🏼

Tags: Dubious Consent, Anal Fingering, Drugs, Non-Con, Non consensual drugging, Pining, Lang Didi Lives AU, Lang Didi POV, Unreliable Narrator, Cousin Incest

🌶️🍋🌶️🍋🌶️🍋🌶️🍋🌶️🍋

Lang Didi will admit that he is many things; the happy and amiable Second Young Master Yue who has been carefully raised by his big brother to help with matters regarding the Gong family, a young man with an easy laughter and a magnetic charm that could draw anyone in, and someone who has a particular insight into others because he prefers to be on the sidelines watching and waiting until there’s a need for him to step in.

Just like how he needs to intercede on his Gege’s behalf when it came to matters regarding their cousin, Gong Yuanzhi.

Now, he’d have to be blind to not see why Shangjue Gege would be so taken by Yuanzhi. He has been on the frontlines way too often to believe that the way his Gege’s eyes follow Yuanzhi around and the little trinkets and gifts he brings back especially for Yuanzhi (after giving Lang Didi his gifts, of course) could be anything other than vested interest.

The man is easily one of the top beauties in the Valley and if Lang Didi were to offer an opinion about it, one of the most beautiful in the jianghu. A small face with sharp handsome features, there’s a sort of softening to them when one looks into his eyes. Thick lashes fan his cheeks with shadows when he blinks and Lang Didi has caught his gege being mesmerised one too many times by just how pretty Yuanzhi looks when they see him.

(He has also been traumatised by the amount of times he has caught Shangjue beating his meat with his face pressed to the seat of a pair of inner trousers that Yuanzhi once left behind when he was 14 and stayed over one night during a bad storm. But he digresses)

Yuanzhi’s got the brains, too.

He’s a prodigy with toxicology and while others may find his brusque ways a little off-putting, Lang Didi deeply enjoys their banter and goes over to the Zhi residence just to pick his brain. He can keep up with him too, Yuanzhi can.

Which is how he has come to this point.

He may not have been blind to what his Gege sees in Yuanzhi, but he is also not blind to the way Yuanzhi seems to gravitate around Shangjue Gege beyond what was proper, soft spoken, almost demure and mellow in a way he isn’t around anyone else that is Shangjue shaped and Shangjue named.

Lang Didi is tired of it all.

And so, he gets them both a gift.

There’d been something extra in their porridge for dinner. A little helper that Lang Didi spent ages and much of his allowances trying to procure. He’d been careful about it too, as is needed in a close knit environment like the Gong family, and had passed off any suspicions of his comings and goings with an easy laugh and a playful demeanour.

To avoid suspicions, he too had taken the porridge, heaping slices of meat into Shangjue Gege and Yuanzhi’s bowls to mask whatever smell those two freaks with crazy sharp olfactory senses could possibly pick up.

Lang Didi does catch a moment of guilt when he spies the shy way Shangjue Gege takes a peek of Yuanzhi, looking away just when Yuanzhi shyly glances over at Gege. Perhaps in another life, their romance can slowly be nurtured and tended over to bloom in its own time. Maybe in that life theirs will be a love that would taste all the sweeter for the time it took for them to get there.

But Lang Didi has been languishing. Even more so when he also knows that Yuanzhi wears no other hair ornaments than the ones his Gege gives him. He goes so far as to carefully rebut Elder Yue by saying that this was just a gift from his Gege and not to take it as anything more, when everyone and their dogs could tell that Shangjue is just waiting for the right blue moon to make his move.

He’s doing this for their own good.

Taking the antidote is a simple matter of hiding it in his own cup of wine. Watching the way Shangjue gege clears his throat, shaking his head as if to clear it, and then seeing how Yuanzhi’s eyes are fixed on Shangjue has him glad he dismissed the servants for tonight.

It’s all the better for how he waits until they’re both passed out to make his move.

Carrying two full grown men isn’t easy to do alone but he doesn’t complain. Parking Shangjue on the seat by his bed while he gets to work on respectfully disrobing Yuanzhi. The drug maker says he has a shichen before the knock-out effects of the drug wears off but Lang Didi factors in for just half of that time.

This would probably be the only time he gets to do this and he wants to make sure he gets it right.

Gege is sporting a chub by the time he has Yuanzhi’s legs spread and tied up to show off the tiny chrysanthemum between his ass cheeks. Lang Didi had perfunctorily fingered that ring of muscle loose. Resolutely keeping it impersonal despite the way his heart races at how tight Yuanzhi is around two of his fingers. Wrists together, tied up and strung up high, he takes a moment to inspect his handiwork, happy with the picture that Yuanzhi makes on the bed.

With no time to waste, he brings out a small bottle of smelling salts, waves it under Gege’s nose.

“What—?”

Lang Didi smiles when he hushes Gege, cupping his cheek to check the dazed and confused expression on his face. Turning his line of sight to where Yuanzhi is still out cold, he spots the way the tenting of Shangjue’s robes grows when his fogged out brain registers what he is seeing.

“I got you a present, Gege, do you like it?”

Shangjue’s breath hitches and Lang Didi takes it as a sign to carefully tug him out of his seat and shuffles him closer to where Yuanzhi is.

And if Gege somehow slips and ends up pressing chest to chest, cock to ass with Yuanzhi? Well. He slipped, didn’t he?

Lang Didi waits in the corner. Watches how his Gege frowns as if trying to gain a hold on his fleeting thoughts. Observes when the lust and desire takes over, and he bends down to kiss at Yuanzhi’s lips.

The signal to leave comes when he starts to see Shangjue probing his fingers at Yuanzhi’s little flower.

Carefully slipping away, he closes the doors, smiling when he hears a broken off moan coming from the bedroom.

Lang Didi should get ready. He’ll have a saozi in his family soon enough.

[xxthefairywitchxx]

yknow what? Fuck it wip time

I will not be posting the full, finished piece here...or prolly anywhere but maybe my discord server but even that is Sketchy At Best

[frankenbuggee]

✨WIP✨

I love them. I can’t wait to do my comic and FINALLY get to them.

[georgieluz]

guess who decided to ignore all their current wips and start writing an f1 au for the hbowar boys instead

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: May 14

"Diamond on a Landmine” by Billy Talent