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THE SKILLS: MARKETABLE PLUSHIES, COLLECTABLE FIGURINES, ACTION FIGURES, OR STIM TOYS?

Before I begin, I want 2 preface this with I saw a post that said "I'm going to turn you into a marketable plushie" and then hyperfixated on this concept for the entire duration of my shower. And it made me laugh lots. And now I'm sharing thid all with everyone else and I'm making it y'all's problem. Anyways let's go it's under the cut bc it is Long

PHYSIQUE:

Electrochemistry – Plushie. I am very biased though.

Endurance – Stim toy? If I'm forced to choose then stim toy. I do not like his ass but he's like 90% tits, so, JEJDJCJCCKXKXJ

Half Light – stim toy but specifically like a plasticy toy w liquid & glitter in it :3c

Pain Threshold – ???? Unsure. Collectable figurine perhaps?

Physical instrument – while brainstorming all of this in the shower I jokingly said sex toy and it made me laugh so much . So there's that!

Shivers – Collectable figurine bc anything else feels Unfitting.

INTELLECT:

Conceptualization – I initially thought plushie but a collectable figurine would be cool too? Hmmmb.

Drama – STIM TOY i want ot chrw on their head. Plushie will also suffice.

Encyclopedia – I will keep it very simple and say collectable figurine .

Logic – Rubix cube. fucka youe.

Rhetoric – Collectable figurine or action figure?????? whatever the fuck a ball-jointed doll falls under. Rhetoric is that. Or perhaps a ball-jointed plush, even. Not smth to Play With but a collectable thing nonetheless,

Visual Calculus – Action figure. I want 2 give VisCalc a gun

MOTORICS:

Composure – NONE OF THE ABOVE composure would be a lil statue u caj put on a shelf and store stuff in.

Hand/Eye Coordination – ACTION FIGURE give this guy toy weapons right NAOW!!!!!

Interfacing – PLUSHIE but Specifically one of those plush backpacks!!!!! Ithink it would b cute. U could store trinkets and tools in there It's what Interfacing would have wantedJDHFJCKSKDKC

Perception – Plushie <3

Reaction Speed – I.... Don't know. Anything But a plushie. bc xe's constantly on the move™ it's hard 2 put that into Anything That Isn't Moving y'know.

Savoir Faire – ACTION FIGURE GIVE THIS GUY TOY WEAPONS ALSO!!

PSYCHE:

Authority – the idea of an authority plush scares me. Hehdhsjssjdjdjsjaks. Would make a v cool collectable figurine tho

Empathy – Plushie!! But also I think she'd be a good stim toy too. liek a stressball,

Esprit De Corps – PLOSHIE . like one of those lil plague doctor plushies. ya

Inland Empire – You *could* turn Inland into a plushie but why *would* you? It could work but it'd look A Bit Weird. Ithink a collectable figurine would work best <3

Volition – Ploshie,,,,..,.,. but I'm also biased. Would also look nice as a collectable figurine also I think.

Suggestion – I straigjt up almost forgot his ass. Turn him into a dammit doll. let me throw him against shit . like a webkinz full of milk, even.