#hi furriends

[sentfromwolves]

I'm behind on tag games and catching up this weekend! if anyone wants to be part of my weekend tag list, lemme know and I'll add you in! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

[smolselfshippingaxcycat]

i want netzach to read to me even tho my brain is too tired to purrocess words

[voparwave69]

What would your ideal quadrant set up be. Mine would be matesprit Gamzee (we have a lot in common personality and interests wise, we're both religious and I need that in a romantic relationship), kismesis Equius (I both hate and respect him because his beliefs are idiotic but he's not a hypocrite and accepted the consequences of them graciously, very rare trait), moirail Nepeta (I fucking love her and I would get to call her my furriend) and that other thing, honestly also Nepeta, idc if you cant do that, she'd be perfect. Or purrfect

[fynnthefeline]

Hey there, fabulous fur-friends! 🐾

It’s another day in my cozy forever home, and today, I’ve decided it’s spa day! 💅 After all the adventures, naps, and *very* important bird-watching duties this week, a kitty’s gotta keep looking his best. 😸

So, here I am, giving myself the *ultimate* face wash. Gotta keep that fur shiny and smooth for all my daily explorations, right? ✨ You wouldn’t believe how relaxing it is… one paw swipe at a time, a little *mlem mlem mlem,* and voilà—purrfection achieved! 😽

The humans are probably wondering what invisible treat I’m savoring with all these licks, but hey, some things are just for me to know! 😹 I take my grooming seriously. After all, when you're as fluffy and fabulous as me, it's a full-time job to look this good. 😻

Anyway, furriends, stay tuned��more cozy naps and playful moments coming your way soon! 💭 For now, it's time to finish this grooming session and get back to lounging like the king of the house that I am.

Catch you later!

Fynn 🐾 #FynnsTales

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[lucky-cat-anon]

Hello?

Is Anyone Here?

Angel? Lucky?

Helloooo?

-🩵🐱

Hmmmm....

GEAH- Oh! It's finally on! ...Ignore the picture. I accidentally took that... ANYWAY!! I'm here! Hi Blu :D!!! They finally gave me my furrone back in this stupid pawlice station. It's been a week and they still suggest keeping me here >:( Whatevpurr... I made new furriends tho!!! Taffy and Lights!!!

Bleeeehh... I shouldn't just yap the whole time :P What's new evfurryone?? :3

[ghostlycorvud]

<•> looking at you WWith bug eyes <•>

<•> saWW you in the alternia coMMMMunity and saWW you WWanted friends and uh. saMMe hat? idk MMan tell MMi about yourself so eye feel less aWWkWWard or sMMth- <•>

<•> @heliotrope-heathen <•>

ack hi ! ivve put off answering thgis lol bc i don't really know what to say sorry,,,,, im not very interesting TwT but hi!! yay i would like 2 be furriends please :3 pls feel free to dm me!! (cannot have my secret cringe double life being exposed on main,,,,)

[cherryluvrx3]

meat lovers amirite??

Dave Strider x Reader x Karkat Vantas

Chapter 5

I went home with an extra pep in my step, resisting the urge to hop, skip and frolic around like a cutsie whimsical princess or something.

I shut the door to my room and kicked off my shoes, plopping into bed, stomach first with my legs kicking behind me.

I decided against texting Dave- and Karkat and John for that matter, because I didn’t wanna come off as weirdly clingy and desperate for “friendship”. Besides, they’re still working anyway. So instead, I go to text the group chat so I can report the good news.

It takes a few seconds before anyone answers but like always, Roxy is the first to respond.

Me

-!!!!

Roxy <3

- hey babe! What’s up?

Me

-You would not believe what just happened omhggg

Gamz :o)

-wazzzzzupppppp

Me

-Sooo

-I went to see Dave right

Nepetita :3

-Oooh really?? :0

Me

-Yesss

-N I got his number xP!!

Roxy <3

-omg rllyy!!

-wooo!!

Gamz :o)

- u text him yet

Me

-No ima wait a bit

-He’s still working

-also

-I got his coworkers numbers too xP

-They’re named John and Karkat

Roxy <3

-omg????

-girl you just

-3 dudes numbers!!??

Tezi >:]

-Since when did you have the sweet talking abilities for that?? >:0

Me

-I know I knowww

-Ima smoooooth opertatorrrr

-The men flock to me and bow at my feet as I walk by

Gamz :o)

-Waitttttt

-wait wait

-waittttt

Me

-what

Tezi >:]

-Wat >:?

Gamz :o)

-A guy named Karkat

-I might know that motherfucker

Nepetita :3

-a furriend of yours??

Gamz :o)

-Just a guy I met on a field trip like 2 years ago or smn

-we both got lost at the motherfuckin zoo freshman year

-like ours n his school was there at the same time n shit

-kinda just walked around tryna find like the groups we came with or whatever but I kinda gave up

-n he didn’t wanna walk around alone so he just stayed with me

-we was just chillin with the stingrays

-he was still tweakin tf out tho so I gave him a edible

Me

-Omg???

Gamz :o)

-motherfucker didn’t know it was an edible tho or else I don’t think he would’ve ate it

-we were tripping hard by the time we made it back to the buses lol

Roxy <3

-gamzzz 😭😭

-i don’t think u shld giv edibles to strangersss

Nepetita :3

-Yeah that's a little

-ermmm

-rude?

Gamz :o)

-was jus tryna help the guy

Me

-Well anyways

-I’m not like

-Actually interested in them or anything

-Just wanna be friends with them

Tezi >:]

-I thought you wanted to date pizza boy??

Me

-Oh Dave yeah

-I meant just him tho lol

Gamz :o)

-yeah for a sec I thought u were rlly tryna juggle 3 hoes at once

Roxy <3

-yeah righttt

-they can barely juggle dave alobe!!

-alone

Me

-I could totally have multiple hoes if I wanted???

Roxy <3

-yep

Gamz :o)

-mhm

Tezi >:]

-ok

Nepetita :3

-...well.. *sweats nervously*

Me

-FUCK YOU GUYSS

-WHAT EVA!!!!!

-I see you guys are just some hating ass bitches

Roxy <3

-not hating just being #real babe

Nepetita :3

-Anyways!! It’s great that you got Dave’s number!! Are you planning on texting him first or letting him come to you?

-Do you want to be the purredator or purray? :3

Me

-hmmm

-well I was thinking

-wait

-omg?

Tezi >:]

-Wat >:?

Me

-He literallyyyyy just texted me

-brb teehee

Roxy <3

-omgg? the stars r aligningg for u to hav ur momenttt

Gamz :o)

-get his ass

While John gave me his pesterchum user, Dave and Karkat gave me their regular numbers because they “weren’t fucking nerds” and so I put them into my phone’s contacts.

Pizza Dave

-hey dawg

Me

-hiiiii ? aren’t you still working? Lol

Pizza Dave

-yeah I’m still on the clock for like 2 hours but not much is going on

-there was one more call for delivery and I made Kat deal with it because I’m still recovering from that last traumatic experience

-told him I might have some serious PTSD induced panic attacks if I had to hold another pizza in my hands

Me

-Oh haha

-So are you likee

-Just chatting to pass the time?

Pizza Dave

-bingo. pretty much.

-I’d chat with John but right now he’s busy talking to like

-some other friend??

-like what the helllll

-I was the OG bestie yknow

-but now he’s over there getting all cozy with some dude he met on some online forum that’s just a cesspool for shitty movie lovers

-guess he wanted a guy who’d listen to him rave about nick cage without bitchin but I mean I was just keeping it real

-we’re literally on the clock. being on the phone while working is NOT allowed. you’d think he’d know better

… hmm..

Me

-Kinda sounds like you’re a jealous boyfriend lol

Why did I say that? Don’t know, thought it was funny and hit send before I could rethink.

He’d been typing consistently but I could see in real time his speech bubble stop.

I headed back to the group chat to update them, cutting off whatever they were talking about.

Me

-So he’s texting me rn bc he’s bored at work

Nepetita :3

-well that at least shows he’s thinking of you?

Me

-welllllll he just said he’s only talking to me bc his other friends are busy lol

-but I mean this is my chance to slide myself into his personal circle!!

I went back to me and Dave’s convo and- holy shit. While I was gone he was typing up a storm

Pizza Dave

-what

-no

-no way dude

-me and john are just buds

-that's my home dawg yknow

-like if I was jealous it would just be because of the friendship we have being threatened

-yknow what I mean

-like

-not at all like a jealous boyfriend those are like two totally different things

-besides I’m not gay

-and John isn’t either

-I think

-and if he was I still wouldn’t be gay

-cuz I think girls are really hot and have had a few crushes

-on girls

-so there’s like no way

-not that I have any problem with gay people

-and if John was gay that’d be cool and all

-I really don’t care

-cuz at the end of the day I’m not gay so that’s not an issue

-uh

Me

-OKAY I GET IT

-I was just joking bro

-You don’t gotta get all freaked out lol

Pizza Dave

-I’m not freaked out

-who’s freaking out?

-not me

-I’m chill

-chill as hell dude

-look up chill in the dictionary and you’ll see my face

Me

-Okay

-anyways

-what school do you go to?

Yeesh. I guess that boyfriend comment opened up a can of worms. I screenshotted the convo to share with the group chat.

Me

-Soooo… guys..??

Gamz :o)

-wow

Roxy <3

-Yikes he’s definitely closeted

Tezi >:]

-Totally. That’s actually kinda embarrassing

Nepetita :3

-Aww I feel kinda bad… but I mean he said he’s alright with gay people so

-it probably won’t be that long until he opens up and accepts that part of himself?

Me

-Yeah I think so too

-I don’t think he has a crush on John specifically but he’s def fruity

-even if this whole relationship thing doesn’t work out ima stick to with him to support him cuz boyyy does he need it!!

I go back to chatting with Dave and he seems to have calmed down. We both learn a bit more about each other after 15 minutes he says he has to get back to work. We said our goodbyes and I headed to take a shower so I could process all the information I learned today.

Maybe I’ll talk to him tomorrow during lunch? Even though we have different schools, apparently our bell schedules matched up and we even had lunch at the same period.

I yawn and tuck myself into bed for a few hours of scrolling on my phone.

———

a/n btw John was talking to Jake, no I'm not shipping them

Also Dave is closeted and in denial.

I see both him and Karkat as bisexual but since this fic is supposed to be gender-neutral I don't think I'll go into too much detail on how that could affect his relationship with reader bc it's different depending on who you are. I might end up making reader bisexual too but idk bc I don't want readers who aren't bi to be 'forced' into it. I mean all I know for sure about you guys reading this is that you're attracted to men (or just reading this bc you're bored lol)

Also Karkat is also a bit closeted but he's very much aware of who he is, he's mainly closeted because he knows Dave is iffy around his own sexuality and is worried Dave will see him different if he comes out to him.

[pocketfoxxo]

you have the best taste in art & vibes, do you happen to know any good furry discord servers to join? i need to make more friends ;v; i remember you having one at one point but i read that a long time ago and i'm not sure if it still exists. i'd love to join tho!

Hulloo thank you so much!! =^-^= i'm sorry but I really don't use discord that much so I'm not up to date with any cool servers on there or anything like that ^-^;;

If you want to make friends tho I suggest saying hi to your tumblr moots

Feel free to message me anytime as well I am always down to meet new furriends!

[lobcorpconfessions]

when i see netzach, I get this bittersweet feeling of "meeting up with a close furriend yew haven't seen since childhood/high school, and now yew're both adults and horribly depurressed and comfurt each other with silly memes and self depurrecating jokes" I wanna be his furriend like that (maybe even his qpp but maybe that's just my attachment issues speaking)

💚

[anarchistkitten]

:33 < efurry time mochi s33s hopper he instantly picks him up and gets so happy!!

:33 < hopper and vvaffles are his best furriends!!!

[nebisshop]

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[smolselfshippingaxcycat]

Oh, okay! Let me toss the question back at you--how about you and Netzach? How'd you two meet and what kicked off your relationship?

Only if you feel like sharing, of course!! /gen

~ librarian-lover 📖

ofc ofc!! thamk fur the ask @librarian-lover! /gen sorry i took so long two answer :'3 and sorry abt how long the answer is, too! /lh

i dont have a whole story planned out yet (beclaws chronic illness is a meanie) nor a name fur my s/i, just vaguely put twogether bits and pieces here and therer, but im hapy two share my ideas!! ill put them under the cut so that the post isnt 5 meters long /lhj

Local Idiot™ somehow manages two get hired at L Corp /lh

they start out in the welfare depawrtment, as one of the furst mempurrs

they dont dislike being there, but being that deep underground offsets their agoraphobia a bit- not enough two cause them panic, but it definitely makes it so that their mental corruption levels rise quicker

so they sign up two transfur two the safety team instead (beclaws control team is "too yellow" and info team is too menacing and safety sounds. not scary and ok maybe they just enjoy how green the halls are there if they cant have bloo)

they happen two bump intwo netzach on one of their furst few days there and they introduce themselves two each other

and while my s/i's attempting two make small talk (and mostly failing), theyre kinda like.. "huh, something abt him seems kinda sad.... oh, people have said that about me a lot! and im purretty touch starved, maybe he needs a hug...? wait, but it'd be weird two hug someone yew just met, right?? maybe i can be his furriend or something thatd be supurr awesome and nyaice-"

they're having All the Thoughts™.... they just cannot stop Thinking™ /lh

so they're trying two come up with excuses two talk two him day after day- while noticing his alcohol and enkaphalin usage, which... kinda worries them. they've definitely been stressed enough themself two the point where they've wanted two turn two drugs... was this a similar case??

efurry time they try two go up and talk two him, though, their voice just... won't come out.

so they have the idea of writing a letter instead! maybe thatd be easier..

theyre very nervous, and constantly state how "its not a crush or anything, i just wanna be furriends and get two know each other meowre!" followed by something like "oh but no purressure if yew dont want i mean i just want yew two know im feeling this way is all!" beclaws they're not quite sure if 'friend-crush' or 'squish' is an ok term two use, beclaws feelings are confusing. the way their brain automatically thinks of the worst case scenarios also makes it so that the letter starts off with something like... "if yew're reading this im purrobly dead or i dropped this on the floor somewhere"

they put said letter in an envelope and seal it with a white heart sticker that they color in the queerplatonic flag colors and write netzach's name on the back.

and they go "ok tomeowrrow im delivering this!"

tomeowrrow comes. they fold the letter intwo their pocket....

and they dont have the guts two deliver it-

"ok ill just carry this around in my pockets while working. in case i die or something.."

they still make attempts here and there two try and deliver the letter two no avail

other agents in the safety depawrtment have obviously taken notice of this and occasionally tease them about having a (supposed) crush on the sephirah of the safety team- meowre in a teasing playful way than anything else

but these teasing interactions turn out two be a bit of a blessing- the whole safety team kinda grows closer twogether with these mischievous lil interactions and hangouts (my s/i included ofc- im just keeping it vague beclaws i wanna make it so that others can bwoop their nuggets intwo this kinda scenario if they wanna ehehe)

uhh i dont have meowch else past this point but like.

theyre sneaking around during netzach's meltdown (although they very definitely shouldnt be, they want two be of help somehow- think of a scenario similar two how the sephirah meltdowns play out in teequeue's playthrough on the lp archive?)

afterwards, they meownage two listen in on bits and snippets of the manager's talk with netzach after his meltdown

that kind of... intensifies their feelings twowards him! like "whoa thats so cool of him actually two keep mewving furward even when life is so scary... i wish i could be like that"

so it becomes not only "i wanna be his furriend" but "i think... i really look up two him."

followed by "and also... its confusing but i wanna give him platonic kisses. does that make sense?? are- are platonic kisses a thing??"

ofc theyre just kinda talking two themself in their head trying two figure out "its not romantic but i think i wanna kiss him?? but! thats purrobably weird ill just say its a squish and try two deliver that letter..."

they. still dont meownage two deliver that letter even after the fall of L Corp

but thankfully, they get another chance two in the Library!

there, they actually manage two work up the nerve two talk two netzach, learning furrom their past mistake of just letting the oppurrtunity slip by- and they do it on their furst day, too!

they actually get along quite well and are p relaxed with each other!

my s/i doesnt drink (just beclaws they think there are better tasting and smelling things out there) and they encourage netzach two purractice some moderation beclaws they just worry like that a lot

often times after receptions, they nap snuggled next two each other (meowch two the delight of my touch starved s/i)

the qpr really only "started officially" after my s/i was explaining two another assistant librarian that "even tho i wanna kiss him it isnt romantic but i cant explain why it just doesnt feel romantic"

but they were explaining loud enough fur like. efurryone on the floor of art two hear beclaws. "what is volume control im neurodivergent also stop making me so flustered /lh"

netz has (purrobably?) nefur heard of anything like that befur, but is willing two give it a shot

so theres always kisses on the cheek or forehead pre-reception and purrobably meowre kisses and closerer snuggles post-reception. sometimes occasionally kisses on the lips, lots of hand holding or havin an arm around the other or little ways of showing physical affection (ᶦ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᶜ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁿᵉᵗᶻᵃᶜʰ ᶦˢ ˢᵘᵖᵘʳʳ ᵖʰʸˢᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ᵃᶠᶠᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿᵃᵗᵉ) tl;dr: local idiot joins lobcorp, tries and fails two befurriend netz, meownages two actually gain the nerve two talk two him during the events of ruina and talks a little too loudly but it turns out two be ok beclaws qpr

[nedsecondline]

Wordless Wednesday

Hi (Furry)furriends💗 “Happiness is when you’re singing lullabies as you watch your baby fall asleep.” ⁓Debasish Mridha⁓ 🌞🍂Have a Wonderful …Wordless Wednesday

[kinsonas]

:33 < hi, im a fictionkin and my furriend asked me "what does it mean when you f33l like youre a real person? like theres times where i feel like certain celebrities that i like," and i wasnt sure how to answer. any help or answers?

:33 < (i told them that they might not be a fictionkin, bcuz relating isnt the same as ficitonkin)

yeah we would recommend to just say they're relating to said celebrity unless they are talking about a character in a movie or show then it'd definitely be leaning towards fictionkin since the character would be fictional! if they are just relating to said character, they might be leaning towards what we call a synpath more than a kin which is a label we use for certain characters that we don't really have strong ' this is me ' energy and more of ' i relate to them in certain aspects ' kind of way! i doubt this would be the case but there is factkinning which we simply frown upon because its utterly disrespectful to claim you are this actual living being and trying to pose as them for whatever reason. its definitely something we haven't seen in AGES so again, i really doubt that's what you are dealing with but just a heads up if they say something of the sorts! we hope this helps!

[nepeta-and-co]

NEPETA: :33< “red f33lings” generally means bothe matespritship and moirallegience! Matespritship specifically would be “scarlet”, and moirallegience would be “pale”!

NEPETA: :33< as for his other quadrants, i don’t know yet!

[Nepeta’s smile strains at the comment Rook made under his breath.]

NEPETA: :))< i would advise against that, furriend!

NEPETA: I am not above transferring your soul into a rock and eating your abandoned body if you do not respect his privacy.

stares at Nepeta intently ♡♡♡

[She stares back.]

NEPETA: :33< :))

[nepetablog]

how's equihiss been doing?

*anon looks left and right before assuring the coast is clear*... do mew ship him with anyone in any other quadrants?

(shhhhh we won't tell him what you say)

:33 < equidan bc theyre both highbloods and im purretty sure equihiss has a little red pawdrant purrush on a certain fishy furriend! :33 < meowrails beclaws obviously!!! :33 < equihiss and daves human purrother? i dont really remember his name or anything :33 < and solquihiss beclaws pawllux is so sweet with his pawdrant mates and a furry good furriend, plus he has a cute empurrassed ear wiggle and laugh he does, its so-- :33 < uhm :33 < anyways! my equihiss ships! :33 < (also you can tell him) :33 < (he pawlready knows me f33lines on these :33)