#hhhhh customer service is funnn
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customer: hey so i've got five ears of corn and a watermelon in my cart. me, inputting them with item lookup so he doesn't have to unload them: oh okay cool. is it seeded or seedless? customer: ... what? me, thinking he didn't hear me: sorry, is it seeded or seedless? customer, glaring at me like i'm a complete idiot: ... it's CORN. the hell do you mean seeded or seedless, it's goddamn corn. >:[ me: ... customer: ... me: sorry, sir, i meant the watermelon. i'm sorry, i should have specified. my bad. :) customer: oh well how the hell should i know if it has seeds or not? it's fuckin whatever the $5.99 one is. me, internally combusting: oh okay, great! ^o^
#hhhhh customer service is funnn#the area i live in is rural and has a ton of campgrounds every which way#so around memorial day folks tend to head up here from the bigger cities like pittsburgh kinda en masse#to spend the long weekend camping#and most of them are really nice! but. when they're not they're NOOOT.
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