#hfjone bradley jr

[thygoodvibez]

Objectober 2024 : Day 6 'Carnival'

Can you find the sillies? :]

[ask-liam-p]

[thatoneconfusedartist]

im the number one bradley jr enjoyer hi you guys. please enjoy him with me

[dot-png]

sodaspoon pretty please ?

[calp0sa]

could you perhaps be bothered to draw bradley junior hfjone or a 2009 hfjone? many thanks !!!

[just-a-rand0m-anon]

this is au related [runs away without explaining]

[clownishdrawzstuff]

ReDraw

[liamadhd]

he’s gotta be the coolest dad

[bigt1e]

He brain root is real

Left is my oc hunter, and right is Bradley. Jr from hfjone. This is based off of a wholesome char.ai chat with these two, honestly love them so much.

[just-a-rand0m-anon]

YAAAAYYY YAAAAAYYY YEAAAAAHHHHH HELL YEAH I AGREE Hi crimson and pancake

SODANAILSPOONPACK

four gay ass men

please

please

please

[thygoodvibez]

its okay bradley jr! the new video will come out soon! :]

[skekthesilly]

greatest conversation of my life (im the normal text, friends are colored text)

so i was yapping to my friends about bfb and tpot and algebraliens and how they work and then they asked me:

“how do algebraliens reproduce?”

“wh- what?”

“is it mitosis or something?”

“probably”

“wait so is there only one object of that type? like if there was a 2 that’s the ONLY 2? or is there like another 2 but with the curly bottom?”

“well you see-“

“how do objects reproduce?”

“what?”

“do they just get together and go ‘hey do you want a kid’ ‘yeah’ and then a completely unrelated object just pops up out of nowhere?”

“no i think it would be a similar object because if a spoon and a fork got together they would make a spork”

“ohhhh right”

“actually there’s a spoon in hfjone called bradley and he’s got a wife who’s a fork im pretty sure, and they made a spork named ‘bradley jr’”

“that is a horrible name”

“and since they can have kids that also implies they can get periods”

“oh my god”

“imagine being a tampon. oops i turned bright red! guess im on my period”

“oh my god everyone would see”

“ok but like what if instead to reproduce they would just dab each other up and a baby appears?”

“WHAT?????”

“two objects come together and they go ‘heyyy whats up’ and they dab each other up-“

“then a baby pops out of their skull like athena”

“BAHHAHHAHHAHA”

[sloppypears-ash-sg]

hfjONE S3 concept

A concept I made with hfjONE characters for a... Season 3 of the show. /ref

Batch 1 (CANON, ALL OTHERS ARE HEADCANONS): Alice, Owen, Parker, Kylie, Charise, and Garrett

Batch 2 (from S1): Bella (Button), Eloise (Scarfy), Max, Julian, Archibald (Caney), and Oscar

Batch 3 (random chars with random hfjONE assets I have): Stella, Bradley Sr., Bradley Jr., Timothy (newspaper), Susan (brown mushroom), Rose (hat), and Eden (red mushroom)

I will make tags for the HC-named chars in Batch 3 later on - likely.

[dirty-osc-confessions]

eggiey nsfweenies is very similar to bradley hfjone in the way that they’re both dilfs who are so stressed and tired and need like a good back rub and some gentle sex.

(also if anyone touches this with the thought of your host, your cohost, or bradley jr. you will die by my hands. very brutally)

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[sciencsoup03]

[urayuli]

a silly funny me and @sentientstones have been joking about (they're cousins/brothers in law/we haven't decided yet)

funny snippets we thought of to go with this (plus some things that i just think would be funny)

- bradley pays his kids to annoy silver spoon

- connecticut is real in the ii universe but nobody knows what it is

- everybody is like "what the hell is a """""bradley"""""???"

- they play golf and bradley absolutely destroys silver spoon no matter how hard he tries to cheat

- they visit each other once a year for holidays (which one? you decide)