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Wake up babe new headcannon just dropped
Brunoās rats are named Noodle, Dolores Jr, and Jesus
#Jesus as in like Heyzues#or the omnipotent god#whatever is quirkiest#he would DEF have a rat named after Dolores#and noodle cuz itās cute#disney encanto#encanto#bruno madrigal#madrigal#madrigal family#rats
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HeyZues!š¤£ #craftbeer #ćÆć©ćććć¼ć«
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hellO
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heyzUS
Solars ugly son , the gremlin himself
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An' Ahm Tryin' A Win
The Truth is you may not like the real me
Or youād hate me if I told you what really
āHappened Last Weakā¦ā
So, I prevaricate as I speak
āThe truth in Love, right?
Might you be alittle harsh in claimingā¦ā
Myself just pointing mendacious
Fingers in other directions
Yet, my Jesus took the blame for what he did not do
Why is it so hard to accept my own faults and rise above like the righteous few?
No way Heyzus it wasnāt me still denying His blood.
Its purpose to cover my sin
Bless me with Love and make me whole again.
Child keep it real
No, God Iāmma put a real spinā¦
Child, you sin now, and its death youāll win.
What kind of game do you think your playinā
Life, God you know whuh Iām sayinā
But I thought you desired me to help you to the end
And that I was your truest friend
God donāt get like thatā¦
Iāll still be there for you on Sunday yielding praise to the times you had my back.
Lord, you still there?
Are you still with me where you at!?
Recognition of my stubbornness
I crumble under the worldās attack
Jesus, are you with me?
Where you at?
Hollow words bounce in the corners of a tense room
Halting speech filters delicate words in hopes to escape inevitable doom.
Bright Star, the gardener under wolfās counsel
(R. Rahsaan Gardner)
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10/08/20
So, I have not had a blog in a while and I miss it. I have so much good stuff to say. This is my cross dressing tranny roommate stacy with jesus. What a dirty slut. Haha Anyways i can call her that because i am too just not with jesus maybe heyzues. Life is full of surprises and adventures. I never thought that I would one day find myself giving blowjobs for Lui Vuitton as a cool musician puts it. Its kind of metaphorical but also kind of not... Covid 19 has been an expensive ass virus to weather. It was so hard going through feeling like the world was ending. It definitely took its toll on my psyche. I have had a few near death experiences from being a transgender woman on the street. I never realized how scared I was of the 4 horseman until i had an extension cord rapped around my neck in the dark. I had just finished smoking a joint with some black guy named twumb on a bed in someones garage. #mylifematters. The joys of an unhinged life playing every which way the wind blows. Thank god I used to be kind of strong and had enough strength to jerk myself free from the noose and run out of the garage screaming for help. I wonder how many other girls he got before me and after. Im not racist but...have never had an attempt on my life kicking it with whites or mexicans even though I know it happens. Anyways let bygones be bygones and so on and so on.
At least i try and keep an open mind. As long as you pay me im cool... Lol right good luck. Anyways, I am really turning into a beautiful, pretty woman. If I just had the self esteem to go with my outsides I could take over the world. Literally, i would be the first female transgender woman emperor like Constantine or Nero. Confidant and strong, embodying the masculine and sexy and feminine embodying the moon. When you put it together you have a day in the life of zia. At least my better days anyways. I wish i was not so damaged but then again i kind of like it. Kind of a weird paradox of existence. That joy you get when your being fucked and chocked at the same time. I blame it on the estrogen. What can i say, girls are crazy and im a girl now and always was. At least now my insides match the outs. So where do we go from here. This blog takes us to about 3 years into my transition. I have had a boob job, a orchiectomy and a major shift in my mind/body. Its kind of sexy being a submissive bottom and having the body to match the mind. Being able to look down when you walk by men not because you are scared but because you are not and its not a big deal.
Wearing the body of a male was so hard on me. It aged me 20 years past my time. After 3 years im finally back to my biological age. I smoke and drink with the best of them, but I mix it up with healthy stuff too. I hate it when you just want to get paid and they wont cum. Can you relate. Lol Maybe some of you can. How random anyways, but then again consider the source. Well that's enough for tonight. It felt good to dump and get some of those things I said of my chest. Catch yall later... Have a goodnight.
Dirty slut stacy ... Not me.
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Awesome
My friend was doing theĀ āSteve Irwinā and pretending to explain the experience of two classmates hugging and then he started saying that woodchuck thing and I made him say it in the accent to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.Ā
He nailed it.Ā
Iām so impressed.
#steve irwin#I'm gonna touch it#it's gone vulitile#I love this#this guy cray cray#twinkle twinkle#you need some jesus#heyzues#love yourself#quote#funny
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i knock on the bathroom door I miraculously found. itās like when nick cage finally gets the declaration or when that girl doesnāt die off of pulp fiction or kill bill. A FUCKING MYSTERIOUS OMEN OF MY ONE AND ONLY HEYZUES. anyways... itās taking forever and I really need to pee so Iām banging on this door, begging for my tiny tiny person bladder. door opens, this girl and her boyfriend stumble out. she says Iām really fucking pretty. im so bi but I canāt tell anyone.
#jesus#jesusitrustinyou#storytelling#isthisthesithlifeisitjustfantasycaughtinthedarksidenoescapingthegalaxyshirt#pride art
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can you link a rlly good speedrun
watch superman 64 by headstrong or bloodborne by heyzues
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Zen Flow Soul 49
(Valerie)Ā āLadies and Gentlemen, boys and girls welcome to the Multi School tournament. We will have 16 participants but only one shall will be walking away with the trophy and an opportunity to challenge any pro player they desireā. She began to list off the pairs of students for each school...she sounded disappointed as she read of a name called Ruya for some reason. But she seemed to avoid drawing attention to it,Ā āNow we have read off all the participants letās introduce another special guest Noyoa Heyzuā. NO WAY...they were able to get him involved in the event as well des that mean he will be facing Valerie? (Noyoa)Ā āI wish to say thank you for inviting me today as one of players about to compete could end up being a future opponentā. (Valerie)Ā āIsnāt he just a sweetie, now this tournament will use the standard rules now letās show off the blocksā. Looks like Wariya and Rai are in the same block but they would need to make it to the semi finals to face off.
Also Rosela was in the same block as Gloria and Kaiya, none of them were set to face each other in round 1 though.Ā āBut before the tournament takes place how about me and Noyoa put on a special exhibition matchā. I hope Megumi is watching so she can get an idea of his play style....I remembered back to when I saw him face Kuzima. He was able to perform a rank up and a supreme summon on the first turn which anyone would struggle against. While I was deep in though I had missed a lot of the battle....it was just hard to see a way of countering Noyoaās ace cards. The life count was 3 to 2 with Noyoa having the upper hand, but it was about to be his turn.
(Noyoa)Ā āI summon Heavenly Flower Bird and then I activate Heavenly Eagleās ability which letās me add a card without Heavenly in its name to my hand. I then activate Flower Birds ability which allows it a second attack under the conditions I have used a monster effect from my hand. And it destroys a monster on the first one, now attack.....ā. (Valerie)Ā āI activate Ghost Tale which cancels your attack as long as I have a discarded Ghost monsterā. She was able to prevent him from using either of his attacks,Ā āI summon Spirit Armour in defence position and next I attack you with Spirit Knightā. The life count was now tied but if Noyoa can use another hand effect he can gain the upper hand, (Noyoa)Ā āI activate Defence Breakā. Never mind....so he can use his Heavenly Eagle to get an effect card he wants and use it to give Flower Bird a conditional second attack....the more he competes the tougher he seems to beatā.Ā āI then summon a Heavenly Sparrow and both my monsters attack you directlyā.
I was so excited to see Valerie compete but Noyoa just stole the show.....his style was just so interesting. He definitely utilized the Light type incredibly well I wonder if thatās why Wariya wants to face him. (Valerie)Ā āThank you for that fun battle Noyoa but now its time for us to kick off the tournament so can Diana and Chad make their way to the stageā. (Kari)Ā āGood luck Dianaā I tried my best to shout but I just couldnāt pull it off, she looked over an smiled though. The crowd cheered for her a lot, I wonder if she was well known since she was good friends with Flora. The two of them took their positions and her opponent won the coin toss so he was going first.
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I don't take credit for no one's work or words... I expound on concepts and enliven the tRuth... You should be Moor like me.. Ya mean š²š¦ Reference: United States Treaties or Moorish Treaties and see what you find... Then look up the word "black" ya willfully ignorant tard and ain't no Heyzus coming to save your colored azz niva #GTFOHWTBS š¤£ š š¤£ š š¤£ ā ā ā Reposted from @esoteric7373 (at Somewhere in the Universe) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKCw-65nog5/?igshid=g4gpbihnd46n
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Fall 17
I slept like a king last night odd to recognize and reconvene with a penniless reality
the fall repeats as bottle glistens again I fall in love with drink, cold joints and a backache
formalist word of Heyzue puts me at ease to gut the worthless next week I work without pay or appreciation this lonely time
the world caves and I live off scrounging floorboards to be governor, a tyrant to secede seeded pumpkins spit in fall
I just need a keyboard and bread but don the saddle, a pony a button-up stitched double dutch
I raise funds on phones dialed hours sun cold south told the paper would warm me give me everything I need
JG 10/29/17
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10.1.19
Itās October, bitches.
Iām a little overwhelmed right now because I didnāt accomplish all that I needed to in September, so Iām faced with that plus the mountain of tasks that comes with DECODEING.
Iām also a little concerned because of course, freelancing. I have people wanting me to do projects, so I have to fit everything in.
Not to mention, my awesome decision that NOW was the time to get a degree.
And I just signed up for volunteering. AND AND AND I have a daily, zero waste challenge to uphold.
YO, IāM COMING IN HOT. and honestly I canāt help but smile. This is all that I want to do and Iām so grateful that I can do things that I want.
I mean, I wish these clients would hop off my dick, but thatās fine because this is my last year of freelancing.Ā
My one client is getting a brand new website soon and wonāt need me anymore and my other one... HeyZues, Iām going to cry. Heās been awesome, but itās time for me to leave because I have to be honest.
Iām not a website developer anymore - in the professional sense (i literally code my own websites for my businesses). I will always be the cool chick who knows how to fucking code magic. But thatās not what gets me giddy anymore.
Iām a businesswoman. I run businesses.
So, please excuse me while I break open my cacoon. Iām going to definitely stay in touch with him when I go. But, I canāt do this thing anymore.
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I have so much on my plate. Iām concerned that I wonāt be able to handle it, but I got this.
Iāve been training for this for months. Iāve been slowly increasing my working time so I get used to working long hours. Iāve been waking up between 4-4:30am consistently. Iāve been good at telling people no and not accepting more work.
Iām fucking ready.
And if I need a break. If I need a day off, itās okay. Because this is all flexible. Hell, some fucking tasks this month has been pushed since August.
Also, I scheduled Halloween off for planning purposes and candy purposes.
I got this. October aināt got nothing on me.
Also Iām SUPER FUCKING EXCITED to experience fall in the south AND a different timezone.Ā
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Zen Flow Soul 17
After yesterdayās battles I felt like I needed a break from playing Zen Flow but there was a match I heard about being televised at another stadium today. Lately official matches have been cancelled here but other competitive scenes did nto seem affected, I was excited as one was that Kuzima guy from before. He was taking on someone called Noyoa Heyzu who is apparently ranked as the Number 1 Zen Flow player in his home city of Greedora. I also heard he used a light deck which should be interesting since Kuzima uses a dark one, -a few hours passed-. I decided to tune in to the match and it seemed to be intense off the bat.
(Kuzima) āI summon Shadow Dragon and activate Nightmare Lizards ability from my discard pile to re use a dark card type card, I choose Shadow Blastā. (Noyoa) āI counter with Illuminating Pillar, shame we both burnt our destruction cardsā both cards would destroy the opposing types monsters but if used at the same time they negate each other. (Kuzima) āThen my monster will simply take out your Heavenly Crowā. (Noyoa) āOnce again I will be countering with Heavenly Dove which doubles the power of a fellow bird monsterā the Light deck specialized in using monster effects from the hand. (Kuzima) āThen I will call it a turnā (Noyoa) āI summon Heavenly Dove and then both of my monsters attack you directlyā (Kuzima) āI counter with Shadow Cannon from my discard pile which destroys one of your monstersā. He ended his turn after that, the life count was 3 to 2 in favour of Noyoa, āFirst I summon Dakaigon and then I activate Shadow Rank up to summon Knight Dakaigon. I then I play Double Strike, first he takes out your monster then he will attack you directlyā. It was that monster I saw him win with last time...Iām yet to see any one where I live use a Rank 2 monster like that.
(Noyoa) āVery impressive, I will start my turn by playing Revive Melody to bring back my two destroyed monsters. Next I play Double Evolution and evolve summon Heavenly Phoenix and Heavenly Flower Bird, I then play Heavenly Rank up to bring out Angelic Phoenix. I then I activate Light Feather, Light Wing and Light Talon to summon Angelic Petal Bird first Phoenix will attack your monster. When he battles a monster all dark cards in your hand are destroyed, next Petal Bird attacks you directlyā. This is bad Kuzima has to deal with two very powerful monsters....I canāt believe this guy brought them both out on a single turn, (Kuzima) āI summon a Shadow Wyvern and attack you directly then call it a turnā. (Noyoa) āI respect you for not throwing in the towel, now my monsters attack Kuzima directlyā with that he won the match. This guy seemed like he was a lot more skilled than any of the Zen Flow players I have seen compete...I would barely put up a fight against him. The two of them shook hands, (Noyoa) āIt was an honour to face a legendary Dark type user like you Kuzimaā. (Kuzima) āIt was an honour to face you too as it has shown me I still have far to go as a card playerā. The respect between the two was incredible.
-Sigh- Iām starting to feel like I need to get a supreme monster of my own, I have been able to win without them. But relying on my effect cards wonāt work for ever especially when people start preparing counters for them. I decided that tomorrow I would try and get more of the equip cards for the summon and hopefully get a supreme monster. I wonder what monster would be best to use though as most people use their ace card monster but I donāt really know which monster I rely on the most, possibly Leo but Aries and Tauros are just as reliable. Maybe I should just see who I can get equips for and then test out who I feel most comfortable using.
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