#hey there demons! it’s me ya local cryptid ♠ ooc.

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Same goes for Nott!!!

We’re still looking for a Jester to join us in the Wildemount U au. Any Jester writers interested in joining us, drop a message to @readsfortunes

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1. Name: V / Salem 

2. Star Sign: leo

3. Height: 5’4 

4. Put your iTunes or Spotify on shuffle. What are the first 5 songs that come up? no suffle, just songs that i’ve been listening to a lot bc i listen to 38283939 different playlists on spotify

1- Pro Memoria - Ghost

2- Moment’s Silence - Hozier

3- Dance Macabre - Ghost

4- Young & Tragic - Dead Man’s Bones

5- Choke - I Don’t Know How But They Found Me

5. Ever had a poem or song written about you? yes :// it was bad ://

6. When was the last time you played guitar? 2 years ago?

7. Who is your celebrity crush? waaaaaaay too many to list it’s ridiculous

8. What’s a sound you hate and a sound you love? i hate really sharp ringing noises (like those ringing in ur ears ya feel) and the sounds of phones ringing is awful too. i love the sound of rain on glass & cryaotic’s voice.

9. Do you believe in ghosts? meh kind of

10. How about aliens? absolutely bro

11. Do you drive? i’m fucking terrified

12. What was the last book you read? CROOKED KINGDOM !!!!!!!!

13. Do you like the smell of gasoline? yup

14. What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? i twisted my ankle and tore 3 ligaments in it and it won’t ever heal properly. also a three degree burn on my thigh. 

15. Do you have an obsession right now? fucking six of crows ugh & d&d and critical role but more lowkey 

16. Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? yea i’m petty af don’t @ me :/ ( to quote kaz, who is basically me,  "I don't hold a grudge. I cradle it. I coddle it. I feed it fine cuts of meat and send it to the best schools. I nurture my grudges.” )

17. In a relationship? uhhhh i’m in an eternally loving relationship with god :/// LOL NO EHSJAJDKCKSF thank fuck i’m single & ready 2 mingle (with knives)

tagged by: @unboundbydeath & @remugiient (thank u so much darlings!!!!)

tagging: @harmonae @warsraging @stardustvein @warringhearts @monstrumdei @lamorts @achernsrebrth @asundrop @snobrogues @necrobrat @marcadosol @meddlingheels @fallaen @systcmfails @atlasgods & i’m getting lazy so whoever wants to do this is absolutely free to say i tagged!!

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since it’s munday............ ur local genderless cryptid shows its face on the news for the first time!! 

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am i gonna write in portuguese now? I AM BITCH. come fight me if u don’t like it. 

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me: has a ton of unfinished muse pages to finish also me, instead of doing that: makes more muses

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i am thirsty for ships and i have no shame. just throwing it out there.

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ya girl mary’s almost ready to be a part of this mess!!!! i’m finishing up her icons and her page will be up soon, hopefully, anyways look at how pretty she is

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bloody mary’s wiki’s just like “she’s sadistic, a sociopath, likes to kill people, etc” and i’m just...... HELL YEA THATS MY GIRL

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all my brain wants to write is ship things ughhhhhhhh

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due to me being an OBSESSED FUCK, and since i’m watching mindhu/nter again (with my dad this time) would, uhm, anyone be interested in dr. w/endy carr????

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SH/ADOW OF THE T/OMB R/AIDER IS OUT IN 20 DAYS FUCK FUCK FUCK I’M SO EXCITED I’M LIVING FOR THIS RN

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my t/omb r/aider obsessed ass is buying tickets to watch the making of the game yooo

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yo if we’re mutuals and ur in the o8 fandom expect some O8 ASKS

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googles: how to write

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o.8 on digital came out, new gifsets are out, but where’s my girl nine /// ball????????

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today i finished uncha.rted 4 and now i’m watching CR and just,,,,,, i will never ever stop admiring l.aura ba.iley’s talent, holy shit