#hey brain. just let me eep. pls.

[ab-horror]

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[intcritus]

Hey Ambie did you know ilu? 😳😳😳 But for real we've been following each other for soooo long that sometimes I stop and think about it like, "damn we sure are getting old out here" lol. But uuugh I am so glad we met back then because I was so shy about approaching you but you slammed the door open in my inbox one day and we just took off from there. You're passion for all your muses is always good food and that creative mind of yours is so vast. I swear I will never get tired of reading your beautiful writing.

omg shiiiiiii, can you believe we're getting to the age where everything is creaking and cracking every time we get up ? lole where did the time go? just yesterday i was crying over amon and angelo, and we were writing 50 threads back to back and creating AUs like they were running out of style ?? now we're old and tired lmao. gosh, we had so much fun ???

also, im always suprised when i hear that, like i was more afraid of everyone pfft, but honestly, i had a lot more energy back then and just wanted to throw my muses at ppl and im glad i did because i got you as a friend and i never regret that because you ( don't tell ozy i said this, but you're like the sun, bright and warm and with your never ending creativity, i just feel comfortable with writing with you no matter the blog or the material ) and it's just wonderful ? can you believe i never get a moment's reprieve because my brain creates new muses at the drop of a dime ? like i can't stop creating w eeps, save me from my brain shi, let me live in yours for the rest of the spring pls.

be nice to me pls jkjk / @ardenssolis

[moonlightingthief]

One of the most hilarious part of the novels I swear

I’ve promised this, it’s great.

And then, as if he [Milgazia] has just recalled something, “That’s right, around two years ago we also felt a strong evil presence...”

Memphis nodded at that. “Yes. We felt it as well. From its presence, the enemy must have been a considerably high ranked Mazoku. It grew violent but... before we could even act, a day - not even that, had passed and the presence suddenly disappeared. What in the world was that?” She shook her head side to side and brought her cup to her lips.

“Hey Lina.” Interrupting the story, Gourry looked to me with a question. I was wondering what kind of stupid thing he was going to ask because he wasn’t paying attention but...

“About two years ago...isn’t that around the time we defeated the dark lord Shabra-whatever?”

“Eep!”

At Gourry’s words, Milgazia, Memphis, Luke and Milina all blurted out.

“Y-Yooouuuuuu! Don’t say things like that so casually!!!”

*cough cough hack*

“W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-”

Mr. Milgazia went into a coughing fit and next to him, Memphis fired off a bunch of w’s in rapid succession.

“H-Hey, there’s no way you mean...?! Ruby Eye Shaburanigdu?! You shitting me?! “

“But...I don’t think he’s the type of person to lie...” Next to a completely baffled Luke, Milina pretended to keep her cool, with sweat collecting on her forhead. “W-Well... at least, I don’t think he’s intelligent enough to lie...  But, how on earth did you defeat him?”

“Uhhh... well...” I threw a fleeting glance at Memphis and Mr. Milgazia who were paying close attention to me. While scratching my head, I said “The Sword of Light... that is the Dark Star weapon Gorun Nova, with a maybe a tiny bit of the imperfect Lord of Nightmares spell as an extra. Teehee! ♡ ”

At those words, Memphis and Mr. Milgazia were completely and utterly petrified. But of course they were, since they should know about Dark Star and the Lord of Nightmares. But the other two... Not knowing what was going on around them, Luke and Milina just knit their brows.

“I’ve no idea what’s going on but... Did you do something awesome?”

“Don’t say “awesome’ so easily!!!” Memphis screeched at the words let slip. “And you! What the hell?! Do you understand what you did?! If you lost control of that it could’ve meant the end of the world!” Her voice compeletely changes when she gets excited like this.

“Well, no... at the time I really had no idea what I was doing...”

“You used an unknown spell without even knowing the consequences of using it?!! Only a human would...!”

“Yeah, well, that story’s way over anyway.”

“You aren’t even contemplate what you did?!”

At my all-in-the-past attitude, Memphis became even more excited. To the side, Mr. Milgazia continued being petrified. Hm... I guess in this situation, I better not say something like ‘When I defeated Hellmaster, my body was being controlled by the Lord of Nightmares’ ♡ .

Slayers Novels, vol. 13, The Path to the Demon’s Fall.

Lina should have said it. Poor Milgazia probably would have gotten a heart attack while Memphis’ brain would have shut down but would have been worth it for the effect. And also, great job Gourry, dropping a bomb like that. AND I WILL FOREVER REGRET THAT THIS SCENE IS NOT ANIMATED. OR AT LEAST ON A DRAMA CD. That I know of. If there is one, pls tell which one.