#hewwo long time no niche

[bytedykes]

Hewwo! Yue Qingyuan seems to be a special guy to you, so him for the ask game ✌️

Sexuality Headcanon: gay but i think he's too depressed to date. he has emotional erectile dysfunction

Gender Headcanon: cis man 😔 ive thought about transfem yqy before too but i dont really see him going anywhere with it. he doesnt have time for self exploration he has a sect to run and also all this unspeakable misery

A ship I have with said character: hehe... mqf/yqy... i like them... its really niche but @pathos-logical and i initially thought of it as a joke but it's so serious now. doctor sexy x worst patient EVERRR !! i dont have anything concrete to say about this ship they just eat my brain

A BROTP I have with said character: i actually really like his canon relationship with sqq, even though we only ever really see how sqq thinks of him. yqy reminds sqq of his own older brother which i think is really sweet and also sad :( i also think yqy would like sqq as his own person, if it ever came out that sqq isnt sj. i mean he already likes him but like independently of shen jiu i do think they could have a good relationship

A NOTP I have with said character: QI/JIU. i don't ship them. words cannot communicate how much i don't ship them. i knowww that they're in a danmei fitting all the bl tropes but like i don't want it and i don't see it and i just do not ship it. i find them much much more compelling as a platonic relationship. fandom has also highkey ruined any warm feelings i might have had toward romantic yqy/sj because of the way people popularly portray them - i think the way a lot of people write qi/jiu is very sj-centric and often not very in line with what i think is accurate yqy characterization (also i don't like sj for similar fandom mischaracterization reasons but w/e). but that's just my opinion !

A random headcanon: i think he would be sooo good with babies i think it would be awesome to put a baby in that man's arms and have him hold it for a while. also a mandated beach vacation wouldn't fix him but it would greatly benefit him. also i think he has chronic pain from xs + the qi deviation and his spirit veins are all fucked up and who does he talk about this with? no one <3 <3 <3 #1 sufferer in silence

General Opinion over said character: i fucking love this mankjghilsadhkads IM SUCH A SUCKER for fucked up tragic characters who are stuck in a pit of eternal misery ok i eat that shit uppp. i really like how yqy's narrative is that ultimately he did his best and tried so hard and failed anyway and then could never bring himself to defend himself despite it not being his fault and that's the tragedy. he blames himself so so bad and he will never say anything because he doesnt feel he deserves to!!! the decades long miscommunication with the person who matters most to him is also soooo. ugh. he makes me crazyyy!!! i really like how he's a very flawed, complex person, who is kind and caring but also the #1 enabler on this goddamn mountain. his indirect treatment of lbh is really interesting to me too. i love yqy he sucks so bad <333

ty for the ask!!! you're right he IS a special guy to me and i love him soo much <3

[sparkelingspectres]

Hewwo >:3

Relationship status: single

Favorite color: ooooh either orange or teal

Favorite food: tbh I dont know I like so many kinds of food it's hard to pinpoint which is my favorite but what I DONT like is stinky cheeses and olives

Song stuck in my head: two birds by regina spektor !

Last thing you googled: picrew

Time: 10:50

Dream trip: augh really wanna visit the Mediterranean and middle east such a beautiful culture rich area

Last book you enjoyed reading: ok so hear me out I havent actually sat down and read a book in god knows how long but i love researching world history, religion, and mythology

Favorite thing to cook/bake: probably curry!

Favorite craft to do in free time: my top favs are drawing on my phone, jotting down whatever random poetry comes to mind, and I've recently taken up wood burning its hella fun and makes the house smell good

Most niche dislike: the way my dad pronounces words, it gets my misophonia going big time but I dont wanna be rude so I never tell him :(

Opinions on circuses: never been but they sound fun as long as the animals and employees are being treated good

Do you have any sense of direction: sort of I cant ever remember how to get to places but I can trace my steps to get back pretty well

Oithink I'll tag @sp00ksic0la @ziggity-z @wishecho @arbushq only if yall want to though <3

Get To Know You Tag Game

I was tagged by my mutual, @sleepysera!! (Sorry it took so long, life’s been wack recently)

Relationship Status: Unfortunately single. Have you ever stepped foot on a Christian campus?? Being queer and dating here just isn’t possible sometimes

Favorite Color: Yellow!! Its bright and pretty and makes me feel alive and warm ✨🌼🍯☀️

Favorite Food: This is a hard one… its a toss up between any form of fruit, potato soup, and chili, I guess it depends on the time of year 🤔

Song Stuck in My Head: These four have been taking turns and I can’t even understand one of them lol

Last Thing You Googled: … How old is Ross Lynch… for the record he is 26

Time: 12:05 PM

Dream Trip: Ireland. Im a 4th gen Irish American (my great grandma came over during the famine) and I would love to one day get the chance to see where she lived and try and connect a little closer with my heritage (that being said, Im a bit of a mutt and there are quite a few places I want to go to see where my family comes from, Ireland just tops the list) 🇮🇪

Last Book You Enjoyed Reading: I recently reread The Novice by Taran Matharu, 10/10 would recommend if you like fantasy and magic

Favorite Thing To Cook/Bake: I *LOVE* making cupcakes, but recently I bought a fuck ton of cookie cutters… so that my be my life soon… the only problem is im not a fan of sweets lol

Favorite Craft To Do In Free Time: Painting when I have time for it, unfortunately it doesnt happen very much 😔

Most Niche Dislike: People who grab my cat (Indy), and then she starts freaking out and they grab her more because they think it will calm her down. Meanwhile I’ve told them multiple times that they need to give her some space

Opinions on Circuses: I’ve never been but I want to go so desperately. There was a point in my life that I had wanted to join the circus when I grew up just to get out of the hell that is this society’s lack of true adventure 🎪🎠🎡

Do You Have Any Sense of Direction: Hahahahahaha no. I can and will get lost in a moments notice. And I wander a lot. So if you go anywhere with me, beware I might disappear.

I tag @unorthodoxsavvy, @betelgeuse-is-the-best-star, and @deadgirlwalkingsblog (dont feel pressured to do it! It just seemed fun!!)

[thecaptainisdrawing]

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[babes-and-baddies]

LOV. memes. thoughts?

hooooooo my god yes i have MANY thots on the subject. this is completely a different tone than normal, but whatever. dont take it TOO seriously lol

SHIGARAKI TOMURA

Video game memes. Definitely knows who Fuckhands McMike is- but he also has decided that McMike is one meme the rest of the League can NEVER LEARN ABOUT. For safety reasons.

(They learn about it anyways. even Kurogiri refuses to call him anything other than McMike for a week. The other, less respectful members call him Fuckhands)

A total ‘LOL kek u triggered?’ type of guy

There is nothing you could do or say to convince me that Tomura wouldn’t be the type to vandalize Todd Howard’s wiki page- in fact, he’d likely try and use his underworld influences to allow himself access to the actual page. It’s a matter of pride.

HIMIKO TOGA

HEWWO ;3

‘like, nyan’

Surrealist memes. By that I mean, the type that genuinely make no sense, but you laugh anyways. Dabi is the only other League member who gets them.

‘bees??’

Likes to take general meme formats and make them super-specific to her interests- they’re all super niche and shitty, but somehow they get really popular regardless. Often mistaken for a shitposter when talking about her life, despite her being completely serious.

A connoisseur of furry memes, often directed at/sent to Spinner. Actual conversation heard at the LOV headquarters:

Toga: *showing off furry meme*

Spinner: “You do know I’m not a furry right”

Dabi: “Yeah, he’s right, Toga. I believe they’re called scalies”

Spinner: “…I hate you both”

DABI

Vine references all the way. He’s the type to just suddenly start speaking in vine references without prompting. He’s so straight-faced about it, half the time those who don’t recognize the reference think he’s being normal but saying dumb shit; sometimes the others (usually Toga) join in.

If he’s gay/bi (personally I hc him as bi or pan, but that’s just me), he’s definitely the type to make dumb jokes about it whenever the opportunity arises.

Surrealist memes. Like Toga, he finds the stupidest shit funny. Sometimes he sees the most inane things and finds it hilarious because at this point his sense of humour is fucked.

‘that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth’

Dabs, but ironically

KUROGIRI

Not into memes per say, but he’s the type to make shitty puns whenever possible. Super sarcastic shit.

He tries to keep up with The Youth, but has long since learned it’s a lost cause.

MR. COMPRESS

You’d think Dabi would be the one who dabs, but no. Mr. Compress is.  (canonically)

I feel like he’s an older Millennial type who knows memes, but would often be old-school about it. Less vine references and more Can I Haz a Cheezburger.

He may not know the trends, but he knows the history. A respectable elder in the meme world.

TWICE

Honestly. he IS the meme. As in, he actually is a meme, since his teammates (Dabi + Toga, primarily) have no shame and accidentally make a short video of him that somehow went viral after Toga posted it online. No one knows that they’re villains, and honestly, at this point it’s already out of their hands. 

(Jin doesn’t mind, though. If anything he’s proud of the whole ordeal.)

Has the ability to channel the pure energy of Danny Devito ala iasip. He has, on occasion, genuinely offered an egg in these trying times.

SPINNER

Basic, entry level memes. Knows all the big ones when they’re popular, and may occasionally learn a niche meme, but on the whole he’s quite respectably average.

nyan cat appreciation club member

Shitty GTA memes.

Lizard memes. He doesn’t particularly care about them, but by this point literally every lizard meme and lizard shitpost has been sent to him by the other league members so he’s just learned to accept it.

MAGNE

Knows memes, but is not super into them. She does generally enjoy vine though, and will happily laugh at any meme sent her way.

MUSTARD

An honourable mention, despite leaving the villain scene early. He is definitely part of the meme generation, and as such the true scope of his memeing powers are unknown. Perhaps it was for the best he got captured when he did; while I do not know the exact nature of his memeing ways, they are undoubtedly a force to be reckoned with.

MUSCULAR

a memeless heathen