#hetaliascenarios

[precipi-nation-blog]

I suppose I should introduce myself, huh?

I made the great decision of hesitating to make this blog so long that I ended up creating it right in the middle of the Great Hetalia Discourse of 2019, so I’m sure this’ll go swimmingly.

I’m... Uhh... Not sure yet, honestly. I see so many blogs with cool admin names but I don’t know what to call myself. So I’ll just let everyone else decide. Anyone who sends in a request or something can just come up with a name for me, and I’ll pick one that I like.

Speaking of requests, there’s another point to this post:

Rules

I write imagines/scenarios/fan fiction (really can’t tell the difference) for country x reader. I don’t do country x country ships.

I write match-ups as well, but you’ll have to tell me a little about yourself to do that. I don’t have specific requirements, just whatever you’re comfortable with sharing. It could be hair color, height, Myers-Briggs personality type, anything.

I’ll try my hand at aesthetics, but since I’ve had this account for less than 24 hours I can’t tell you how good they’ll be. The aesthetics can be for countries or country x reader pairings, and I guess I can try just making them for people who request, too.

I don’t know how I feel about NSFW. At the moment, I’m not comfortable writing it, and I know that if i did, it would be garbage. Please do not request it. The most I’m okay with doing is a brief mention of sex having happened at some point.

I don’t know how I feel about yandere, either. Personally I’m not a huge fan, but if someone requests it for a character I know enough about, I can try writing it.

Please don’t spam the ask box. That’s just common sense.

I honestly doubt that anyone’s interested in me personally, but if anyone has any questions for me, please don’t ask anything creepy or too personal.

I can try AUs. I’m not opposed to them, it just depends on what you request. Some I don’t know much about, so if you request something that I’m in the dark about but am willing to write, I’d appreciate it if you explained it for me.

Requests can be as specific or vague as you want, just know that the more specific the request, the closer I can write to what you originally wanted.

No rape, non-con, incest, bestiality, etc. Any requests for these will be promptly deleted!

My posts might include swearing, violence, etc. It depends on what is asked of me. I will put warnings at the beginning of my chapters. I will allow requests that involve violence, but it cannot be gratuitous.

I am fine with depicting mental illness, but I will not stigmatize it. Please give me specific symptoms of the illness that you would like the reader to exhibit so that I can portray them properly.

The rules might change or be added to as I go. For now, though let’s talk about...

My specialties

The characters I know the most about/can write the best are the Nordics, the Italies, and Spain. I will still take requests for any character, but if it’s one that I don’t know much about (Greece, Egypt, Turkey), it’ll take a bit for me to get to your request because I’ll need to do some research to get them right.

I’m a big fan of historical Hetalia, so any historical AUs, especially when combined with the aforementioned characters, is right up my alley. You can tell me a period of time (1500s!Spain), occupation (Viking!Norway), or specific event/war/battle in history (BattleofPultowa!Sweden), and I’ll write it. Seriously, I’m a sucker for history.

That being said, I will not glorify war, fascism, etc, but I will depict it how it really was. If the Spanish Empire was greedy and destructive (which it was), that’s how I’m portraying it. 

However, since all the Hetalia characters are the protagonists in a way, I’m not going to make a character one-dimensionally evil to fit a story. People have good reasons for doing bad things, and vice versa. I refuse to demonize any character, because none of them are wholly bad.

Also, if you ask for a historical event/time period that I’m not familiar with, I will do some research, so it might take a little while for me to finish your request.

I quite like the Soulmate AU, but I like being creative with it. You can only see so many of the tattoo or “the writing on your arm shows up on theirs” before you wonder just how far you can take it.

I like the Mermaid and Wingtalia AUs. Generally, I just like writing anything with magic, but if you expect an explanation as to how that magic got there, I might disappoint you. The sources of magic in my stories will vary and sometimes be left unexplained.

I have a knack for writing angst. I’m not opposed to depicting suicide or self-harm, but I’m not doing it like everyone else does it (”I wear baggy, black clothes all the time and slit my wrists and say it’s all okay and hide my tears behind my smile!”). I’m not exactly sure about angst for cheating, though, because I’ve never really written about cheating, and I wouldn’t want to make that fully angst because I’m tired of the typical depictions of cheating.

If you do/don’t want the language of your country of choice included in your request, please specify. I hate Google Translate, so I will always try my best to learn how to say something in another language before I put it in a story without using that poor excuse for a translator. I do speak Spanish, though, so if anyone has a request involving Spain or something and wants there to be Spanish words in it, I can do that better than for other languages. 

And I’m pretty sure that’s it. If there’s anything that’s unclear or that you want to make sure of, go ahead and ask me! I’d be happy to answer any questions. It’s better to ask first and have me clarify than to request something and get it deleted.

[heta-stuff]

★ Dating ____ Would Include ★

Iceland - Emil Steilson

- You could be literally married, and he’d still blush every time you kissed him.

- Mr Puffin loves to tell you embarrassing stories about Emil. You love it, but poor Emil goes crazy every time.

- Emil still has nightmares. He never mentions them and gets particularly upset if they’re brought up. If you turned a blind eye to them, he’d be very grateful.

- He’ll start off awfully shy, but once he becomes comfortable enough around you, he’ll shower you in little kisses and hugs

- His kisses never last long, but they’re always sweet and meaningful.

- Once he’s super comfortable, he’ll begin calling you “elskan mín” [my love, my darling]

- Emil is always worried that Lukas’ overprotective tendencies would scare you away. However, if he approves of you, Lukas would back off a little bit and give you both space

- He’s used to being the youngest and the shortest. If you’re younger or shorter than him, you will never hear the end of it.

- But if you’re older or taller than him, he’ll get pissed off every time you mention it.

- He hates being sick more that anything. If he’s ever got an illness, be prepared to have to deal with a mean, sleep-deprived, whiny 5-year-old boyfriend.

- However mainstream or niche your hobbies are, Emil is impressed by every single one of them.

- Emil’s idea of a date is often Netflix marathons with tons of blankets snacks. He’s down to watch almost anything as long as he can hold you close.

- He tends to bottle his emotions up. If he’s ever feeling down, you won’t be able to tell at first glance. However, if you know Emil well you’ll easily notice the dullness in his gaze and his scrunched-up frame. It’ll be very hard to coax him into opening up, though.

- However, he’s very attune to your emotions and can always sense how you’re feeling, no matter how well you conceal it.

- Emil pretends to hate it when you give him affection. If you try to hug or kiss him he’ll act all flustered and annoyed, but secretly he absolutely adores the attention.

Norway - Lukas Bondevik

- Taking long, long walks in nature is when you’ll see Lukas really come to life. He seems to perk up and become chattier when he’s away from the hustle and bustle of the city.

- Behind his shy facade, Lukas is surprisingly talkative with those he trusts. Be prepared to listen to all the random facts he’s gathered over the years.

- He 100% tells his trolls everything about you. They’re like a family to him.

- Lukas likes spoiling you. He’s always coming home with random gifts that reminded him of you.

- If you want to date Lukas, you have to be alright with comfortable silences. Sometimes his social-battery burns out and he needs total silence for a while.

- He loves to cook, but he’s not very good at it. If his s/o was good at cooking, he’d shyly watch them until they asked him if he wanted to help.

- Meeting your family would be absolutely terrifying for him and he’d make excuses to try and get out of visiting them. However, when he does meet them, he’s perfectly fine and calm, and your parents would have no idea he was so anxious.

- Surprisingly, Lukas would have a preference for extroverts. He’s painfully shy and would lean towards a s/o who can keep a conversation going and help him break out of his shell a bit. Just don’t drag him to huge parties with lots of strangers…

- It would absolutely amazing for Lukas if you got along with Emil.

- Lukas isn’t fond of throwing pet names around carelessly. He’d probably call you by a nickname of your first name at first. Once you’ve been in a committed relationship for a long time, though, he will refer to you as “min kjære” [my dear]

- If you wanted to get a cat, Lukas would 100% approve, no questions asked. He absolutely adores cats oh my god. You’d go to the shelter looking for one, and come back with about five. His favourite cats are fluffy ones - Norwegian forest cats are his favourite, of course.

- Dogs are a different story. He’s secretly terrified of dogs (although he won’t let you know that) and it would take a lot of coaxing to get him to agree. However, he’d probably warm up to the puppy straight away and it would become his baby. He’d end up loving it. He would prefer smaller dogs until he got used to them, though.

- Lukas shows most of his love for you through simply asking you how your doing. Even little things such as “how was your day?”, “did you sleep well?”, and “did you eat?” are ways in which Lukas is showing his love for you.

- When it comes to physical affection, Lukas is very, very shy. You’ll be the one initiating the vast majority of hugs, kisses, hand-holding, and any other affectionate actions. However, he absolutely adores affection - especially cuddling. If you do initiate a cuddle, he’ll hold you as tightly as he can and bury his face in your soft hair.

- He’ll never tell you this, but he still sleeps with a stuffed animal. It’s a really old but pristine pink bunny. He keeps it well-hidden, but you ever mentioned it he’d get super flustered and embarrassed.

Denmark - Mathias Køhler

- Mathias absolutely adores PDA. If his s/o likes it too, he’d be absolutely ecstatic.

- Whether you’ve been dating for days or married for years, his passion never dies out. For Mathias, he falls in love with you every single day.

- He hugs you from behind, and if you’re shorter than him he’ll rest his chin on your head.

- Kisses you at every single opportunity. And everywhere on your body. Your hands, your lips, your cheeks, your nose, your forehead, your neck, anywhere he can get at.

- Mathias leans towards exciting dates - think amusement parks, roller skating, winter sports, and super-competitive bowling. He loves to be constantly active and thrives off adrenaline, so you’ll see the best of Mathias in circumstances where he gets to jump about.

- If you’re ever feeling sad, Mathias will be prepared with a specially-built pillow fort, two mugs of hot chocolate, and a ton of your favourite films.

- Completely unrelated; he’s amazing at building pillow forts for some reason? Like, his forts will be tall enough for you to stand in, and they’ll be super stable - you could spend all day in one. You always ask him what his secret is but he’ll never tell.

- He loves to bake, and you will be his Personal Taste Tester.

- Also, he gives you treats at every occasion. Birthday cake, Christmas cinnamon rolls, Easter hot cross buns, and sometimes just “hi [y/n] I made too many Danish pastries do you want 16 of them?”

- Pet names start pretty quickly in the relationship, with “min prinsesse” [my princess] and “min skat” [my treasure] being his favourite terms to use.

- He likes to wind you up by trying to get you to pronounce Danish tongue twisters, and then crying with laughter when you fail. [Unless your Danish. If that’s the case, he’d see how fast you could say them.]

- Mathias would never say no to a pet. He seems to prefer dogs, but that’s only because they match his energetic personality. He especially loves big, active dogs. He wouldn’t say no to a cat, but it would be hard for him to leave the cat alone sometimes. He’d get used to it eventually.

- Mathias is one flirty boy oh lord. He’s always yelling some kind of pick up line down you ear - yikes.

- Sometimes Mathias gets really restless and rowdy. This could potentially irritate his s/o and they should be aware of this.

- Please, please, please enjoy physical activities such as sport. You don’t have to be any good at it, but Mathias adores sport and if you enjoy it too, he’d love to spend time doing sports with you.

Sweden - Berwald Öxenstierna

- Berwald is a man of few words, but he loves to write heartfelt, poetic letters to express his love for you. He used to hide them, but one day you found them, so nowadays he just hands you them directly.

- He loves woodworking. He also loves you. The result? Lots of handmade wooden gifts from Berwald.

- If you were patient with Peter and Erling, he’d really appreciate it.

- You find post-it notes all around the house with silly little puns and doodles on them.

- “You’re my significant otter” “I have so mushroom in my heart for you” “I love you a latte”

- If he ever has to go away on nation duty, he will call you as much as possible. He’s addicted to your voice.

- Berwald gives the best hugs. He’ll hold you tight and run his fingers trough your hair as he rests his chin on your head.

- You will be the one to initiate kissing. No doubts about that.

- But after a kiss Berwald will press his forehead against yours and whisper sweet nothings.

- He likes to hold your hand a lot, but finds it hard to initiate anything more than that.

- He calls you a lot of Swedish pet names, but “mitt hjärta” [my heart] is his favourite.

- Sleeping in the same bed as Berwald is almost perfect. He’s silent, still, and sleeps like a baby. The only issue is his size - he’s so tall that he practically fills most of the bed aha.

- Berwald gets super jealous, super easily. In his mind you’re way too good for him, so he’s prone to get jealous over the smallest of things.

- What he lacks in words he makes up in actions. He’s always doting on you to show his love - wether that’s

- If you’re dating Berwald, you’re his best friend. Nobody comes before you.

Finland - Tino Väinämöinen

- For Tino, Christmas [and all of its celebrations] begins on the 1st of November. Good luck.

- Tino’s chatty, but he doesn’t really mind whether his s/o is an introvert or extrovert. As long as you’re happy to put up with his constant rambling, he’s content.

- Hanatamago will be weary of you at first, but quickly warm up to you.

- He calls you his “rakas” [love]

- Laughter will be a core value in your relationship. He loves a good laugh and he’s do best with a s/o who will appreciate his sense of humour.

- If you’re ever sick, he will wrap you up in a blanket and put reruns of the Moomins on whilst he gives you your medicine.

- He enjoys teaching you random Finnish words as a joke, but is really impressed once you remember and begin to use them.

- He truly is a sweetheart. You’re on his mind 24/7 and he loves to compliment you. He constantly dotes on you - akin to a mother - and is prone to spoiling you. No matter what he’s doing, he’s always thinking about you.

- He loves cuddling his s/o. Big spoon, little spoon, he doesn’t really care. As long as you’re pressed up tight against him and he can hold you close, Tino’s happy.

- Tino tends to get insecure at times - particularly at night. He’d appreciate a s/o who would understand and comfort him as opposed to mocking him.

- He’s super sweet, really, but if somebody hurt you, they’ll be taught a lesson. [A lesson that may or may not result in hospitalisation.]

- Please, please, please enjoy saunas and hot tubs. They’re Tino’s absolute favourite places on earth and he’d love to take his s/o to one.

- Bonding with the other Nordics would be essential for anybody who wants to date Tino. He cares deeply about his family and would find it extremely upsetting if his s/o and family didn’t get along.

- Be prepared to receive tons of texts, Snapchats, and phone calls when you guys are apart. Deep down, he has a dead of being forgotten and this is his way of dealing with that. He also does it because seeing your replies genuinely make his day.

- Tino loves winter and will happily partake in any snow or Christmas-themed activities with his s/o. Be it baking, snowball-fighting, snowman-making, skiing, or anything of the sort. He just loves the cool snow.

[litereli-blog]

WHAT UR TRIVIA CRACK NAME OMG

to explain why i have no stats- i was playing with facebook but i just made a different account

its @allyinspace