#hesh secretly enjoys being used as a bowling ball

[smowyashe]

*Hesh and Kit on a mission, about to go into a room full of Feds*

Kit: Hey let's do "get help".

Hesh: What?

Kit: "Get help".

Hesh: No.

Kit: C'mon you love it.

Hesh: I hate it.

Kit: It's great. It works every time.

Hesh: It's humiliating.

Kit: Do you have a better plan?

Hesh: No.

Kit: We're doing it.

Hesh: We are not doing "get help".

*Kit bursts through the door, Hesh leaning heavily on its shoulder.*

Kit: GET HELP! PLEASE! MY FRIEND'S DYING! GET HELP!

*Feds confused.*

*Kit throws Hesh with all their strength.*

Kit: Help him👹👹👹

*Hesh lands on top of the Feds, crushing them.*

Kit: Ahh, classic.

Hesh, standing up: Ugh, still hate it. It's humiliating.

Kit: Eh, not for me it's not.